01x06 - Monster Truck Mater

[bunniefuu]

Don't lie, don't cry!

Wrastle!

Check out the size of that monster truck.

sh**t, that boy's nothing.

I used to wrastle trucks bigger than that.



- What?



- Yep.

I used to be a Monster Truck Wrastler!

Ladies and gentlecars, introducing The Tormentor!

Excuse me, it's Tow Mater!

Who wants some ice cream?

The I

-Screamer!

I'm gonna make you scream!



- Where did he go?



- Excuse me, mister.

Can I have one double dip dipstick sundae, please?

Sure.

That's a very popular flavour.

One, two, three.

The winner!

Now that's a sundae, sundae, sundae!



- Drop and give me 20!



- I'll give you three.

One, two, three.

The winner!

The Rastacarian has The Tormentor in his signature dread lock.

Me be jamming now, man.

One, two, three.

The winner!

Who be jamming, now?

You be jamming, now!

Dr Feel Bad.

Your next stop is the hospital!

Don't worry, I'll bring you some flowers!

That's gotta hurt.

And just wait till he gets the bill.

One, two, three!

Paddy O'Concrete's gonna lay some cement.

Here comes a nice fresh pour!

Pour it on!

He got paved!

Now that's what I call a patio,

- daddy

-o.



- One, two, three!

You rock, man!

And now, the moment we've all been waiting for, the buck

-toothed wonder of the world, the wrastler of disaster, The Tormentor!

Go get him, Tormentor!

And the world champion, Dr Frankenwagon.

Piece of cake.

And his Monster!

It's alive!

I'm dead.

What did you do?

Don't you remember nothing?

We was a tag team.



- Tag, you're it!



- What?

Yes, ladies, they are real.

You wanna kick 'em?



- Quick!

Tag me, tag me!



- Tag.

Gotcha!

Watch this.

One, two, three.

The winners!

The Tormentor and

- What's your name, son?



- Lightning McQueen.

And Frightening McMean!

Frightening McMean.

Oh, please.

I can't believe it!

The Tormentor!

I'm your biggest fan, man!

Can I get your autograph?



- Well, of course you can.



- I will never wash this door again.

Wait, don't you want Frightening McMean's autograph?



- No, thanks.



- Seriously.



- I'm okay, really.



- I'll do it real quick.

You're making me uncomfortable!



- Tag, you're it.



- Tag, you're it.



- Tag.

Tag!



- Tag.

Tag!



- Tag, you're it.

Tag!



- Tag!