01x05 - Professions/Barnyard Animals

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♪ Ta-da! ♪

♪ It's a great big world With a lot to know ♪

♪ Let's follow Beep Bing Bang Boop and Bo ♪

♪ We might go to outer space Or ride in a truck ♪

♪ We might visit a farm Hear the chicken cluck-cluck ♪

♪ StoryBots! ♪

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♪ Won't you come along with us ♪

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♪ So much to know ♪

♪ Let's go go go go! ♪

♪ Ta-da! ♪

♪ Talk to a firefighter Float on the ocean ♪

♪ Learn about color and shapes And emotions ♪

♪ Fly in a plane ♪

♪ Look at a brain ♪

♪ See lions and squares And stars and trains ♪

♪ StoryBots! ♪

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♪ Won't you come along with us ♪

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♪ So much to know ♪

♪ Let's go go go go ♪

♪ Go go go go go go ♪

♪ Go, go! ♪

♪ Ta-da! ♪

♪ Ta-da! ♪

Professions.

Hey, Bing, what are you building with your blocks?

I'm having a hard time deciding.

No.

No.

No.

What about you, Bang?

I just like to let the blocks fall and see where they land.

Ooh, that's an interesting approach.

What about you, Boop?

Boop.

And, Bo, what are you bu-- Wha?!

It's got four bedrooms, twenty-two bathrooms, two dance halls,

eight kitchens, and sixteen walk-in closets.

Wow! Bo, you're quite the architect.

It even has an indoor swimming pool.

-Swimming pool? Yeah! -[diving board springs]

♪ When there's an office Or a house to build ♪

♪ An architect is highly skilled ♪

♪ At designing a building Whether curvy or square ♪

♪ And drawing up a blueprint Showing what goes where ♪

♪ For any kind of building Like a school or a mall ♪

♪ Or something really fancy Like a symphony hall ♪

♪ Or a big apartment tower That's a thousand feet tall ♪

♪ The architect makes up the plans ♪

♪ The architect makes up the plans ♪

♪ Now buildings come in every kind ♪

♪ And each one needs its one design ♪

♪ So a supermarket's boxy While a stadium's round ♪

♪ And they must be strong and sturdy So they won't fall down ♪

♪ A good imagination is an architect's guide ♪

♪ Out building mighty columns Or a fountain inside ♪

♪ And when it's done The architect is bursting with pride ♪

♪ The architect makes up the plans ♪

♪ The architect makes up the plans ♪

There are lots of fun jobs you can have.

What kind of job do you want?

I wanna be a race car driver when I grow up.

A chef.

I would say an astronaut.

A news reporter.

A nurse.

A ninja.

A dentist or a doctor.

Artist.

A builder.

A scientist.

And then I'll look for dogs that are ran out

and then try to find the owner.

I wanna be a teacher.

A fashion designer.

Be a princess rock star princess singer.

I wanna be a software engineer.

Wait. What's a software engineer?

A software engineer makes programs for computers

which help us with different tasks.

Look at this program I made.

It helps us make sure the show stays on time.

[computer] You have T-minus five seconds to complete this segment.

Whoa! Software engineers are cool.

Yeah, there's so much you can--

Warning! Warning! Time expired! Segment over!

Switching to music video.

♪ Computers are amazing ♪

♪ We use them every day ♪

♪ They're packed with apps Like puzzles maps ♪

♪ And lots of awesome games to play ♪

♪ A coder is the one who makes The apps that we download ♪

♪ And it's done by typing lines and lines Of sweet computer code ♪

♪ The code's a special language With words and symbols too ♪

♪ For talking to computers And telling them just what to do ♪

♪ Like show a flying T. rex Or a singing purple toad ♪

♪ That dancing bear is only there 'Cause someone wrote the code ♪

♪ Now some folks call a coder A software engineer ♪

♪ And a programmer is one more name For someone in that same career ♪

♪ A coder might make turtles race Or asteroids explode ♪

♪ It's tons of fun when you're the one Who gets to write the code ♪

♪ You get to write the code ♪

♪ Ahh ♪

Hi, there. I was wondering,

could you tell me what firefighters do?

[boy] Firefighters? Um, they put out fire in the buildings.

[girl] There's a whole town on fire.

Um, towns can never be on fire.

-Well... -Only buildings.

-Well, towns are on fire. -Hmm?

-[alarm bell ringing] -[howling]

[second boy] I'm the fire! I'm the fire!

I'm the fire! I'm the fire!

I'm the fire.

Put me out.

[screaming]

[steam hissing]

I think I could use a snack.

Yeah.

I think I could use a nap, too, after the snack.

♪ Firefighter goin' on duty ♪

♪ Firefighter the engine is a beauty ♪

♪ Firefighter gettin' kinda sooty ♪

♪ Puttin' out fires all day ♪

♪ In the firefightin' job There's a ton to do ♪

♪ Gotta test the siren Feed the fire dog too ♪

♪ When the bell goes brring Gotta jog down the pole ♪

♪ Grab a hat and some boots And be ready to roll ♪

♪ Firefighter zippin' through the city ♪

♪ Firefighter rescuin' a kitty ♪

♪ Firefighter boppin' to a ditty About puttin' out fires all day ♪

♪ Gotta scurry up a ladder Gotta spray with a hose ♪

♪ Gotta handle an a* And wear fireproof clothes ♪

♪ Gotta give first aid And when the work's all through ♪

♪ Have a firehouse chili With the rest of the crew ♪

♪ Firefighter savin' lots of lives ♪

♪ Firefighter husbands and their wives ♪

♪ Firefighter givin' high-fives After puttin' out fires all day ♪

♪ Puttin' out fires all day ♪

I've always thought it would be so much fun to work with animals.

Can you tell me what it's like being a vet?

[girl] It's like a doctor, but it's a vet.

Because doctors are people for helping people,

but vets are for animals.

[hacking cough]

Here, I'll wrap this around your arm and check your blood pressure.

It's good.

Here's your sh*t.

Hey, I feel so much better. Great work, Doc!

Thank you.

Now I can get back to doing my favorite thing.

Chasin' cats.

-[vet meowing] -[barking]

I'm gonna get you! [barking]

Come here!

♪ There's a special kind of doctor Who can treat a cat or dog ♪

♪ A cockatoo that's got the flu Or a not so jumpy frog ♪

♪ A well-trained veterinarian Most often called a vet ♪

♪ Has just the skills to cure the ills Of every kind of pet ♪

♪ When a dog won't bark And a cat won't purr ♪

♪ When a bird goes bald Or a turtle grows fur ♪

♪ When a rabbit's got a limp And an earache too ♪

-♪ When a cow goes... ♪ -[coughs]

-♪When she should go... ♪ -[moo]

♪ When a horse gets hiccups And it just won't stop ♪

♪ When a fish is all red From a belly flop ♪

♪ When a gerbil has germs ♪

♪ You can bet that pet's gonna Get much better when he sees the vet ♪

[gerbil] Ahh!

♪ Now animals get sick of course ♪

♪ The same as you and me ♪

♪ But the vet can make them well again And frisky as can be ♪

♪ So when a hard luck duck's Got a broken beak ♪

♪ When a parrot's got a cold And she just can't speak ♪

♪ When a mouse gets mumps You can bet that pet's ♪

♪ Gonna get much better When it sees the vet ♪

♪ Yes the pet will get better When it sees the vet ♪

[horse neighing]

[wings flapping]

[parrot squawking]

Teaching is one of the coolest jobs you can have.

What's something that teachers taught you?

My teacher, dance teacher.

Math.

Calculation, divided.

Writing.

We just learned about alphabets and science.

Science.

Um, computers.

A teacher is that teach you do more stuff.

Because teachers help little kids learn.

♪ When children come To learn in school ♪

♪ A teacher's job is super cool ♪

♪ Pencils books and whiteboards rule ♪

♪ When the teacher's teaching ♪

♪ The kids review their ABCs ♪

♪ And also rhyme their s ♪

♪ They study plants and bumblebees When the teacher's teachin' ♪

♪ The teacher helps with writing And spelling kitten or car♪

♪ Makes colors and shapes exciting ♪

♪ And shows where Different countries are ♪

♪ Counting apples telling time ♪

♪ Exchanging nickels for a dime ♪

♪ Playing games With words that rhyme ♪

♪ When the teacher's teachin' ♪

♪ The class may learn A brand-new song ♪

♪ Or foods that make a body strong ♪

♪ Or ways that kids can get along ♪

♪ When the teacher's teachin' ♪

♪ The teacher answers questions About the moon and the sun ♪

♪ The crafts and painting lessons Are tons of fun for everyone ♪

♪ Computers papers Crayons and clay ♪

♪ The teacher help kids work and play ♪

♪ They all learn Something new each day ♪

♪ When the teacher's teachin' ♪

♪ When the teacher's teachin' ♪

[children cheering]

There are so many fun jobs out there.

But some people say the best job to have

is the one that you would do anyway for fun.

So, Beep, what's your dream job?

It's answering kids' questions with you guys.

-[Bang] Aww. -[Bo] Ohh!

Group hug!

[laughing] I love to hug ya.

[Bing, strained] You can let go now, Bo.

♪ Ta-da! ♪

-[chicken clucking] -Barnyard.

[both laughing]

Hey, Bang, what's so funny?

Check out this sweet joke the kids just told me.

-I love jokes. -Yeah, me too.

Go ahead, Bang.

-Knock, knock. -Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

-Interrupting cow-- -Mooo!

[laughing]

-[Bing] That's funny. -[Bang] 'Cause I interrupted.

[man clears throat]

-Who are you? -Who am I? Who do you think?

I'm the interrupting cow!

-Where did you-- -Where'd I come from?

I came from a farm!

Yeah, but, why are you--

I don't get why everyone thinks I interrupt so much.

Do you think I interrupt a lot?

-Well, I guess-- -Ooh, are those chips?

Don't mind if I do.

[crunching] Mmm.

-May be we should-- -Mooo!

♪ This is a cow ♪

Moo.

♪ There goes a cow ♪

Moo.

♪That's not a cow ♪

True.

♪ She's a cow I'm a cow ♪

Moo.

♪ Hey now I'm a cow ♪

♪ I work hard on the farm Are you wonderin' how? ♪

♪ Well I do more jobs Than you might even think ♪

♪ For example I make all the milk that you drink ♪

♪ My milk is used in all kinds of dairy ♪

♪ Cheese and butter Ice cream that's strawberry ♪

♪ Milk comes from my udders Right here on the bottom ♪

♪ I guess you can say That I'm udderly awesome ♪

♪ If you're on the farm And you're walking past ♪

♪ You might see me munching On some grass ♪

♪ My stomach has Four different sections ♪

♪ To help me with my food's digestion ♪

♪ I chew on grass Then I swallow it down ♪

♪ Then I throw it back up ♪

-♪ And I chew it around ♪ -Eww!

♪ I drink forty gallons of water a day ♪

♪ I eat barley and corn And grass and this hay ♪

♪ So moo kids Feed me some hay ♪

♪ Feed me some hay kids Feed me some hay ♪

♪ This is a cow ♪

Moo.

♪ There goes a cow ♪

Moo.

♪ That's not a cow ♪

True.

-♪ She's a cow I'm a cow ♪ -Whoo!

Moo.

-[Bo] Hello. -[Bing] Hi, there!

Hey, guys, do you know anything about pigs?

It's some animal that makes the sound oink, oink.

Oink, oink.

[snorts]

They're really noisy.

-Oink. [laughing] -[snorts]

They roll in mud.

They roll in the mud? Gross!

-Why do they do that? -Huh?

Because they like it?

Well, the mud makes their skin cool on hot days.

Because that's their favorite place to be.

It's like their home.

So it's like taking a shower for them.

Huh. I guess that makes sense.

Bang, Bing?

What are you guys doing?

Rolling in the mud sounded like a good idea.

Yeah, it is like a shower. You should try it.

Anchors away!

Boop.

♪

♪ The pigs are goin' oink oink ♪

♪ The pigs are goin' oink oink ♪

♪ The pigs are goin' oink oink ♪

♪ Yo yo this little piggy wanted to rap ♪

♪ And this little piggy Will make your hands clap ♪

♪ Check it out On our faces we both have a snout ♪

♪ Got a good sense of smell For food we can scout ♪

-♪ Sometimes we grunt ♪ -[grunt]

-♪ Sometimes we squeal ♪ -[squeal]

♪ On the farm we eat grains Almost every meal ♪

♪ When it's cold I go inside And snuggle a buddy ♪

♪ But when it's too hot It's time to get muddy ♪

♪ When the sun's burning down The muds like sunscreen ♪

♪ But despite gettin' dirty We like to stay clean♪

♪ We sleep on dry straw ♪

♪ Got a great memory ♪

♪ Small eyes on our heads ♪

♪ But still we can see ♪

♪ Got hair on our body And our skin is pink ♪

♪ But pigs can be different Than you might even think ♪

-♪ Some pigs are black ♪ -♪ Some are red ♪

♪ Some are white Some are pounds ♪

♪ While others are light ♪

-♪ Some tails are curly ♪ -♪ Some tails are not ♪

-♪ Some pigs are plain ♪ -♪ Some are covered in spots ♪

-♪ A male is a boar ♪ -♪ Females are called sows ♪

♪ Babies are called piglets ♪

-♪ This is cow ♪ -[moo]

♪ Anyway we all like to play Can you dig? ♪

♪ 'Cause we're piggity piggity Piggity piggity pigs yeah! ♪

♪ The pigs are goin' oink oink ♪

♪ The pigs are goin' oink oink ♪

♪ The pigs are goin' oink oink ♪

♪ The pigs are goin' oink oink ♪

♪ Uh-huh uh-huh ♪

[both oinking]

I think my favorite barnyard animals are the cute, fuzzy widdle sheep.

Yeah, can you dudes show us what a sheep sounds like?

Baa!

-Baa! -Baa!

[laughing] Baa!

-Baa. -Baa!

[both baaing]

Baa. [laughing]

Hey, thanks, dudes. That was--

-[bleating] -[both] Hmm?

We don't sound like that.

Tell me a-baa-out it.

Come on, Barbaraaa, let's baaail.

[both bleating]

[sheep bleating]

♪ We'll follow you 'cause we're sheep ♪

♪ Sheep are deep Sheep are deep ♪

♪ Sheep are sheepy deepy ♪

♪ Here we go here we go We're all sheep ♪

♪ We stick with each other You know we roll deep ♪

♪ When we're all together They call us a herd ♪

-♪ Yes, I heard ♪ -♪ No, herd ♪

-♪ H-e-r-d ♪ -♪ Word ♪

♪ We're natural followers Like to be led ♪

♪ We'll follow a shepherd Or a dog named Fred ♪

♪ We like to be a part When we're on our own ♪

♪ We get really nervous 'Cause we're all alone ♪

♪ But the thing that really makes All us sheep rule ♪

♪ All of us sheep are covered in wool ♪

-♪ That's the hair on our body ♪ -♪ We know that fool ♪

-♪ Keeps us warm in the winter ♪ -♪ In summer we cool ♪

♪ When they shave it all off That's called shearing ♪

-♪ Check it out ♪ -♪ All my wool's disappearing ♪

♪ You can turn wool Into hats sweaters and shawls ♪

♪ Socks rugs and gloves even baseballs ♪

♪ A male is a ram A baby is a lamb ♪

-♪ A female is a ewe ♪ -I know who I am.

♪ No a ewe e-w-e ♪

I get it now.

♪ Ewes are female sheep This is a cow ♪

♪ We eat grass and grains Chew it and swallow ♪

♪ We'll go anywhere You lead and we'll follow ♪

♪ Sheep sheep are deep Sheep are deep ♪

♪ Sheep are sheepy deepy sheep ♪

♪ Sheep are deep Sheep are deep ♪

♪ Sheep are deepy deepy sheep ♪

[bleats]

There's lots of different animals on a farm.

I was hoping you could tell me what it's like being a horse.

[boy] What's it like being a horse? Um...

-So, it's pretty good. -Hey, giddy-up.

Sometimes people, like, get on my back,

and, like, ride on me.

If you're wondering where I live, I live at a ranch.

I said giddy-up, partner.

Also...

if you're wondering what I like to eat,

I like to eat hay or grass.

Hyah, mule! I said giddy-up!

[gulp]

What do I do for fun?

I just run a lot. I run a lot.

-That's what I like to, uh... do. -Ooh!

And how is it being a horse?

Pretty good, pretty good.

Another beautiful day on the farm.

What's for breakfast?

Man, you know what's for breakfast. We're horses.

♪ We eatin' hay oats hay oats ♪

♪ We eatin' hay ♪

♪ Oats hay ♪

♪ Yo yo I'm a horse And I got that horsepower ♪

♪ I can run up to forty miles per hour ♪

♪ I'm smart and I'm fast And my legs are so strong ♪

♪ Because my leg bones Are extremely long ♪

♪ Havin' eyes on the side of my head Guarantees I can see all around ♪

♪ degrees ♪

♪ And this hair on the back of my neck? That's my mane ♪

♪ It makes me so fly It's kind of insane ♪

♪ Instead of four feet Us horses got hooves ♪

♪ So they don't chip I'm wearing horse shoes ♪

♪ Got a long hairy tail To swat away the flies ♪

-♪ They bug me get it? -♪ Get off of me, guys ♪

♪ I'm bigger than pigs Much taller than sheep ♪

♪ And I'm so cool I even stand when I sleep ♪

♪ Can I go different speeds? I'm glad you asked ♪

♪ I can walk trot canter or gallop That's fast ♪

♪ Male horses are stallions Females are called mares ♪

-♪ Young horses are yearlings ♪ -♪ You don't have to stare ♪

♪ On the farm you might find us Pulling a plow ♪

♪ To help sow the soil ♪

♪ This is a cow ♪ -Moo.

♪ What do we eat? Yo take some notes ♪

♪ We eatin' this hay And eatin' these oats ♪

♪ Hay oats ♪

♪ Hay oats ♪

♪ We eatin' hay oats hay oats ♪

You're getting sleepy.

Your eyelids are very heavy.

You're in a deep, deep sleep.

On the count of three, I will snap my fingers and you will awake.

When you awake, you will think you're a chicken.

-One, two, three. -[snaps]

[clucking]

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Holy cow, it worked!

Hey, Boop, the hypnosis thing actually worked.

[clucking]

Uh... Oops.

♪ Bob your beak to the b*at ♪

♪ Just bob your beak to the b*at ♪

♪ Come on bob your beak to the b*at ♪

♪ Let's all bob our beaks to the b*at ♪

♪ What's up then? I'm hangin' in this chicken pen ♪

♪ I'm a female chicken So call me a hen ♪

♪ Don't call me a chick nah That's a little baby ♪

♪ A male is a rooster ♪

-Yo, call me, girl. -Maybe.

♪ We all got wings Which make us look fly ♪

♪ But chickens can't fly As hard as we try ♪

♪ And what are these things On top of our domes? ♪

-♪ They help us stay cool ♪ -♪ And we call 'em combs ♪

♪ Our hearts b*at Four times faster than yours ♪

♪ When we walk We bob our heads back and forth ♪

-♪ When we talk we cluck ♪ -♪ We cluckin' at you ♪

-♪ And the roosters in the mornin' go ♪ -♪ Cock-a-doodle-do ♪

♪ But the best thing about us Look under my legs ♪

♪ As female chickens We can lay eggs ♪

♪ Eggs that you eat Others for hatchin' ♪

♪ I'm a tiny new chick What's up man what's crackin'? ♪

♪ Eggs can be white or brown or blue ♪

♪ I lay one egg a day This is a cow ♪

♪ We eat bugs seeds veggies and wheat ♪

♪ Now bob your beak To the freaky fresh b*at ♪

-♪ Bob your beak to the b*at ♪ -Come on.

♪ Just bob your beak to the b*at ♪

-♪ Everybody now ♪ -♪ Bob your beak to the b*at ♪

-♪ Bawk bawk bawk ♪ -♪ Come on bob your beaks to the b*at ♪

Cock-a-doodle do!

Gosh, I don't think I ever realized how many animals there are on a farm.

-I know, there was the sheep. -He's gonna say cow.

-And the pig. -He's gonna say cow.

-And the chicken. -Gonna say cow, watch.

-And the horse. -He's gonna say cow!

-And finally, the-- -Ah, you're taking too long!

This cow's got more important things to do!

Moo! Move! Move!

[Boop squawks]

[theme song playing]

♪ Ta-da! ♪

Oh, I know that guy!

Oh, I know her. She's so cool. She's really nice.

I like him.

He's a good guy.

Yeah, he's funny. He's funny.

Where am I?

I don't know that guy.

I don't really know-- I don't know any of these people.

Why are they on the screen?

I don't see me yet.

Am I on there? Am I on the credit?

Who are these people?

I know those guys!

Jibjab! Yay!