01x15 - Bear Necessities

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Transformers: EarthSpark". Aired: November 11, 2022 – present.*
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Fifteen years after the space bridge to Cybertron is destroyed, ending the civil w*r between the Autobots and the Decepticons, the Malto family relocates from Philadelphia to the small town of Witwicky, Pennsylvania.
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01x15 - Bear Necessities

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[bright music]

[bird singing]

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- OK, I sent flowers to
nanay Malto,

chocolates to mama Cunningham,

chocolates to mama Cunningham,

scented candles so all of
the aunties and titas,

and handwritten cards
to everyone.

and handwritten cards
to everyone.

- [laughs]

OK, Mr. Mother's Day,
you've done it again.

Now could you give
this mama a hand?

Now could you give
this mama a hand?

- Do you need your dancing leg
with a fancy high heel

- Do you need your dancing leg
with a fancy high heel

or your leg
with the running blade or...

- Just my everyday leg
is perfect.

- Now, if you'll excuse me,
Dottie,

I am off to pick up
your Mother's Day gift.

I am off to pick up
your Mother's Day gift.

It might take me all day,
but I'm sure the kids

will keep you busy.

will keep you busy.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Hmm, feels...different.

- Hmm, feels...different.

- Mom!

[exciting music]

[exciting music]

♪ ♪

- [grunts] Kids!

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

I... huh?

- Ta-da!

[all yelling]

all: Happy Mother's Day!

- [chuckles]

[whirring]

[laughing]
Oh, kids,

this is too much.

- Just relax and stay here
while we...

- Just relax and stay here
while we...

- Present the presents!

- I can't wait to see what
presents we get for Kids Day.

- I can't wait to see what
presents we get for Kids Day.

- [chuckles]
Mom says that's every day.

- Presenting Thrash, Hashtag,
and Jawbreaker

- Presenting Thrash, Hashtag,
and Jawbreaker

performing live
after rehearsing really loudly

for weeks.

- OK, prepare your ears
for the most epic

- OK, prepare your ears
for the most epic

Mother's Day song ever.

Hit it, HT.

Hit it, HT.

[playing notes]

- This song is,
uh, called

- This song is,
uh, called

"Mom."

[rapping]
♪ M is for magnanimous ♪

[rapping]
♪ M is for magnanimous ♪

♪ O is for Optimus ♪

♪ 'Cause you are friends ♪

♪ The other M is for Mom ♪

♪ The other M is for Mom ♪

both: ♪ Yeah,
the other M is for mom ♪

- Yeah!

[ringing]
- Hmm?

[ringing]
- Hmm?

Twitch,
the song isn't that bad.

What's going on?

What's going on?

- Oh, who? Me?

Yeah, yeah, of course.

- Twitch?

- Twitch?

- I don't have a gift for Mom.

It's my first Mother's Day,
and I want everything

to be perfect,
but I couldn't make up my mind

about what to get her.
- Hey, it's OK.

about what to get her.
- Hey, it's OK.

As long as it comes from you,
Mom will love anything.

- But what does "anything"
even mean?

- But what does "anything"
even mean?

That's too many options.

- So stick to the classics...
flowers,

- So stick to the classics...
flowers,

chocolates, a teddy bear.

- Oh, the classics.

Oh, thanks, Robby.

- Here, Mom.

I made you a bird journal
so you can keep track

of all the ones you see.

- This is gorgeous, Robby.

- This is gorgeous, Robby.

- You'll have to forgive me.

I only recently learned
about the concept

I only recently learned
about the concept

of wrapping gifts
in colorful paper

then tearing it to pieces.

You see,

you're already enjoying
my present.

you're already enjoying
my present.

- Oh, I love it.

Thank you, Nightshade.

Thank you, Nightshade.

- I made you a diorama filled
with my favorite memories

of the two of us.

There's us eating water ice,

There's us eating water ice,

us at the hair salon,

us as a pro wrestling tag team.

us as a pro wrestling tag team.

OK, that one's more of a wish
than a memory.

- [laughs]
Oh, Mozie,

- [laughs]
Oh, Mozie,

I don't know what to say.

This is such a special gift.

[ringing]

[ringing]

[gasping]

[screeching]

[screeching]

- [grunting]

- [gasp] Huh?

- [squeals]

- Aw.

- Aw.

- Happy Mother's Day!

- [groans]

- [groans]

- Twitch, did you take
that baby from the woods?

- Hmm.

When you say it like that,
it sounds like a bad thing.

When you say it like that,
it sounds like a bad thing.

Don't you like your present?

It's a classic.

- Honey, this cub is only
a few weeks old.

- Honey, this cub is only
a few weeks old.

It's not healthy or safe for
her to be away from her mama.

It's not healthy or safe for
her to be away from her mama.

- But Robby told me bears
were good Mother's Day gifts.

- I said teddy bears were.

- I said teddy bears were.

- We don't know her name.

It could be Teddy.

- That's not...
mm.

Twitch, Robby,
you're coming with me

Twitch, Robby,
you're coming with me

to return the cub home.

Let's pause the festivities,
kids.

Let's pause the festivities,
kids.

We'll be back
as soon as we can.

- Well, take your time.

We'll rehearse your top secret
Mother's Day play that we...

We'll rehearse your top secret
Mother's Day play that we...

I mean, bye.

- Oh, OK. OK. OK, antsy pants.
We're moving.

- Oh, OK. OK. OK, antsy pants.
We're moving.

Robby, Twitch, time to go.

[ringing]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Tell me when we're close to
where you found the cub, Twitch.

Tell me when we're close to
where you found the cub, Twitch.

- I'm sorry, Mom.

Somebody told me
you would love anything

as long as it came from me.

as long as it came from me.

- How is this my fault?

- Um, you didn't specify
that Mom

wouldn't like live animals.

wouldn't like live animals.

- I didn't think I had to.

- I'd really rather not
spend my day listening

to the two of you fight.

to the two of you fight.

[ringing]

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[tires screeching]

[tires screeching]

- [squeals]

- Hang on!

- That's the plan.

- Ah!

- [groans]

- Everyone OK?

- Did your leg do that, Mom?

- I'm starting to think
Nightshade's gift

was more than just a big hug.

All right, stand back, kids.

All right, stand back, kids.

Fight.

- Ah!
- Stop! Stop! Stop!

Whew.

OK, nobody says fi...

OK, nobody says fi...

argue from here on out.
Got it?

Now let's get that lost bear cub
home before its mama...

Now let's get that lost bear cub
home before its mama...

- [squealing]

- [sighs]

- Help us, Mom!

- Help us, Mom!

- Save us from the...

really well named...
Mandroid!

- You're going down, villain.

- You're going down, villain.

I'm the baddest mom
in all of Witwicky.

- [clears throat]

- [clears throat]

- I will never surrender.

- I'm gonna stop you
right there.

- I'm gonna stop you
right there.

OK, JB, honey,
you need to project more.

Let's try a vocal exercise, OK?

Yell as loudly

Yell as loudly

as you can!

- [inhales]

[yelling]

[yelling]

- You got this, Jawbreaker.

- Come on,
you can go louder than that.

- [inhales]

- [roars]

[roaring]

- [screaming]

- [screaming]

- [roaring]

- This cantilever
can't support our weight.

- Mo, what do we do?

- Why are you asking me?

- Why are you asking me?

- You're the oldest one here.

- OK, this is our moment, team.

- OK, this is our moment, team.

Let's use Bumblebee's training
and put this bear

into early hibernation.

[grunting]

[screeching]

[screeching]

- [roaring]

- Or we could run!

- Or we could run!

[screaming]

- This is what
we're looking for, kids,

markings to show
we're on the cub's trail.

markings to show
we're on the cub's trail.

Did I ever tell you
about the time

I tracked a chipmunk
all the way to Jersey?

- Mom, the baby bear's
back in the woods.

- Mom, the baby bear's
back in the woods.

Can't we go home now?

- It's not that easy, Robby.

She's never been
without her mother.

She's never been
without her mother.

She can't find food
or survive on her own.

- She can't?

- She can't?

- Well, imagine how you'd feel
if you were taken away

from your family.

You'd be...

- Scared, like how I felt when
Mandroid took Thrash and me.

- Which is why
we are not stopping

- Which is why
we are not stopping

until we make things right.

I hope you two understand.

I hope you two understand.

We shouldn't disrupt na...

[gasps]

What is all this?

Ghost?

- What is it?

- Don't touch anything.

They look like...

They look like...

- [screeches]
- Ugh!

- Ah!

- A problem for
another day, kids.

- A problem for
another day, kids.

Look, look, notice the distance
between the front paw prints

and the rear ones?

That's not a cub.

That's not a cub.

That's a mom,

a big mom.

[exciting music]

[exciting music]

- [roaring]

- What does the internet say
about angry mama bears?

- Let's see, um, uh,

- Let's see, um, uh,

make yourself small.

- [roaring]

- [roaring]

Not that.
Um, quick, climb a tree!

- [grunting]

- Or give them a picnic basket?

Wait, what?

Whoa, whoa, wait.
Play dead.

Whoa, whoa, wait.
Play dead.

- [roaring]

- Why does everything
have to love me?

- Why does everything
have to love me?

- [grunting]

- [grunting]

- Oops, I'm reading
the do-not-do list.

- Oops, I'm reading
the do-not-do list.

- [groans]

- [bellowing]

- [screams]

- [roaring]

- [roaring]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- [panting]

Why is she chasing me?

Why is she chasing me?

- She must smell
her baby on you.

Maybe if we reunite
this mama with her cub,

she'll stop chasing us.

she'll stop chasing us.

- But how do we get her
to follow us to her baby?

- But how do we get her
to follow us to her baby?

- [roaring]

- [panting]

- You're doing great, JB.

- You're doing great, JB.

- Why is the one without
an alt mode the bait?

- Why is the one without
an alt mode the bait?

- Huh, feels like the play
rehearsal isn't going so well.

- Huh, feels like the play
rehearsal isn't going so well.

- Hmm.
The trail seems to end here.

- Hmm.
The trail seems to end here.

Any cub prints, Twitch?

- Mmm.

Just those mama bear
tracks again.

Just those mama bear
tracks again.

Oh.

Oh, this is all my fault.
I disrupted nature,

and I didn't get Mom
a good present.

- Twitch, gifts come in
lots of forms.

Sure, they can be things,
but they can also be

Sure, they can be things,
but they can also be

shared moments like this...

exploring these woods
and learning

exploring these woods
and learning

how to respect nature together.

Now let's keep looking
for that cub.

Then we can get back
to our party.

[ringing]

[ringing]

Oh, Nightshade.

- [squealing]

- [squealing]

- The cub!
- Oh, come back here, baby!

- OK, party over.

- OK, party over.

Stop!

[exciting music]

- [roars]

- Ooh, Robby and Twitch
are close.

This way.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Wait, come back!

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- [squeals]

- Stop.

That log won't hold all of us.

That log won't hold all of us.

- I'll fly over
and grab the cub.

- Wait, we need to stay
quiet and calm.

- Wait, we need to stay
quiet and calm.

- Help us!
- Mom!

- [roaring]

- [roaring]

- That's a bad...

- Mother!

- Exactly.

- [roaring]

- [roaring]

- Someone's had a few too
many toxic grubs for lunch.

- Someone's had a few too
many toxic grubs for lunch.

- [roaring]

- [roaring]

- [roaring]

- Nobody make
any sudden moves now.

- Nobody make
any sudden moves now.

- [squealing]

- The cub!

- Robby, no!

- Robby, no!

- [roaring]

- Look out!

- Ah!

- Ah!

[screams]

- Hashtag!

- Hashtag!

- [groans]

- [groans]

- [groans]

- [groans]

- Uh, Mom!

- Uh, Mom!

- I'm coming, baby.

- What about me?

- Hold on.

It's gonna be a bumpy landing.

It's gonna be a bumpy landing.

- [screaming]

- [groans]

- It's OK. Don't be scared.

- [squealing]

- [squealing]

- I'm sorry we put you
in this mess,

and I promise
to leave you alone forever

if you just come back this way
and...

if you just come back this way
and...

no, no, no, no.

- [squeals]
- This way, not...

careful.

careful.

Ah!
- [squeals]

- [groaning] Oh!

- [groaning] Oh!

Help!

- Robby!

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Don't let go.

Mama...
[groans]

- [grunting]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[gasping]

[gasping]

- Air rescue on its way.

- Ah!

[screams]

[screams]

- Gotcha.

- The cub's still in trouble.

- [squealing]

- [squealing]

- Ah.

You OK, little one?

- [squeals]

[roaring]

- Uh-uh. Uh-uh.

- Uh-uh. Uh-uh.

- Do something, Nightshade.

- Do something, Nightshade.

- Disco party!

[disco music playing]

[disco music playing]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- That's my cue.

- That's my cue.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- [roars]
- Ah!

[groans]

Not supposed to run from bears.

Not supposed to run from bears.

- [roaring]

- [groans]

- [groans]

My woods, my rules.

My woods, my rules.

- [roaring]

- Happy Mother's Day.

- Happy Mother's Day.

- [groaning]

- There you go.
- [squealing]

- [grunting]

- [grunting]

- Mom!
- Mom!

- Mom!
- Mom!

- [grunting]

- Did you like
my Mother's Day present?

- Did you like
my Mother's Day present?

- When we get home,
I'd appreciate

my regular prosthesis back.

- It's just like what
Mom said about nature.

- It's just like what
Mom said about nature.

Some things shouldn't
be disrupted.

- But I only wanted to make
your life easier, Mom.

- But I only wanted to make
your life easier, Mom.

- I know your gift came
from the heart, Nightshade,

but something like this
is deeply personal.

but something like this
is deeply personal.

And that means I'm the only one
who decides

what does and doesn't work
for me.

what does and doesn't work
for me.

- Oh.

I'm sorry I overstepped.

So no more enhancements,

So no more enhancements,

ever?

- I'm open to
some small changes,

- I'm open to
some small changes,

but they'll have to be ones
we come up with together.

but they'll have to be ones
we come up with together.

- I'd like that.

- All right, Malto fam,
let's get back home

and finish our party.

and finish our party.

Oh.

[music playing]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[humming]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Mom, I was thinking, what if
we finish the party out here?

- Mom, I was thinking, what if
we finish the party out here?

- Dottie!

- Dottie!

Dottie, there you are.

Happy Mother's Day.

- [squeals]

- [squeals]

Thank you.

All of you.

Ah!

[bird squawking]

[bird squawking]

Robby, get my bird journal.

I've been trying to spot
a trumpeter swan for weeks.

I've been trying to spot
a trumpeter swan for weeks.

- Should we get you a baby one?

- Too soon, Twitch.

- Perhaps you'd like to try
the prosthetic leg's

- Perhaps you'd like to try
the prosthetic leg's

bird calling ability.

- Ugh.
- Really too soon.

[ominous music]

[ominous music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[exciting music]

[exciting music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪
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