♪ [EERIE MUSIC]
[TYPING ON KEYS]
-Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego?
♪ [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
♪ WHERE IS CARMEN SANDIEGO?
♪ CARMEN SANDIEGO
♪ WHERE ON EARTH CAN SHE BE?
♪ TELL ME WHERE IS CARMEN SANDIEGO? ♪
♪ CARMEN SANDIEGO
♪ WHERE ON EARTH CAN SHE BE?
♪ WHERE ON EARTH CAN SHE BE?
♪ OOOH
♪ SPHINX, MONA LISA...
♪ LEANING TOWER OF PISA...
♪ LONDON ZOO, TIMBUKTU
♪ CAN'T YOU HELP US FIND A CLUE ♪
♪ WHERE IS CARMEN SANDIEGO?
♪ CARMEN SANDIEGO
♪ WHERE ON EARTH CAN SHE BE?
♪ WHERE ON EARTH CAN SHE BE?
[FOOTSTEPS]
[ALARM BUZZES] -Access denied.
Please contact Acme Security for assistance.
-Employee code accepted.
Record scan indicates you've been away from Acme
for ten years...
...three months, and seven days.
Welcome back, Detective Carmen Sandiego.
[SNORING]
Ah, Zack, it's way past your...
Whoooa! Wait a minute! You're not Zack!
Thanks for noticing, Chief.
-You're coming back to work for Acme?
Yayasss! I say yes!
-Carmen has been healed!
She is coming hack to the side of good, good, good!
-Now you're dreaming.
-Well, then, whoa!
Stop! Ugh-ugh! No-no-no-no-no!
The Hindenberg was bad, but this is...
Pat, I'll buy a vowel and a consonant "N-O"!
You are not supposed to be here, Carmen!
No... No-no-no! You wouldn't do that.
Get that thing away from me.
You wouldn't do that Carm--...
[MUFFLED PROTESTS]
-Sorry, Chief...
but Zack, and Ivy have foiled my plans
one time too many.
-Glad you could give us a hand
on such short notice, Zack.
-Hey, no prob. You'd have to be a total Dexter
not to like tinkering with
an aircraft landing computer.
[URGENT BEEPING]
-What'd you do now, Einstein?
-Ivy, it's the Acme emergency signal.
Then wrap it up.
-Adjust the navigational bearing sensor
three degrees and you'll be fine, Commander.
-Player, to Headquarters!
-You'll have to excuse me, Chief.
-Ivy, quick! The security system!
We've got you now, Carmen.
The only way out of here is in these.
-Or through the C-Five corridor.
Ciao, detectives.
-Noooooo!!!
[GRUNTS] I thought we had her this time.
-So did I, Zack.
[SIGHS] So did I.
-It's been almost six hours, Zack.
What's taking so long?
-The Acme computer is the most complex system
in the world, Ivy.
[MUFFLED WHIMPERING]
-The Chiefs mouth could be anywhere!
[MUFFLED WHIMPERING CONTINUES]
-Okay, okay. I'll do a universal scan/replace.
It's fast, hut it could get ugly.
-Mooo...
[IMITATING A DOG] Woof-woof-woof...
[SINGING SCALES] ...Ah-ah-ah...
[HISSING] [IMITATING A MONKEY]
Pick up your clothes....
Ahhh!
-I swear, we'll get Carmen for this!
-I'll go check what "went down" while I was off-line.
-Ivy, look! Carmen stole a huhhle memory module,
and accessed a hard drive Info-Scan for...
[ELEPHANT TRUMPETING]
[CROWD CHEERS]
[LION ROARS]
[LAUGHTER]
-Circuses??
[CLOWN BABBLING]
-WWWWHHHHHAAA! !
-Okay, gumshoes, quit clownin' around and listen up.
-Crime Net's learned Carmen's henchmen
broke Dee Tritus out of a high security prison
last night.
-Together they heisted a Sikorsky Skycrane helicopter.
Some date, huh?
These babies can carry stolen goods up to
twenty thousand pounds!
-But what's the connection between our circus files,
a geological expert like Dee Tritus...
-And that giant helicopter!?
-Ah... I don't want to make this too easy,
but I bet my lips...
and I love those things...
the answer's in this clue she left
on our bulletin board.
-Come find me, detectives.
I'm running for the roses on grass of a different color.
-Player, Info-Scan famous roses Carmen might steal.
-But Ivy...
roses are only part of the clue.
What did she mean by...
..."grass of a different color"?
Hmm... Continue scan.
-Freeze frame!
Zack, isn't Kentucky the "Bluegrass" state?
-Survey says...
Kentucky is called the Bluegrass state because...
dusty blue blossoms give their grass
a bluish tint.
-And they call the Kentucky Derby
"The run for the roses,"
'cause the winner gets that blanket of flowers.
-I'm running for the roses on grass of a different color.
-What do you wanna bet Carmen's off to the races?
-But... what about Dee Tritus?
Her expertise is rocks, not horses.
# I'm a miner, forty-niner... #
-Hey, check it out sleuthmeisters,
Kentucky is one of the top coal producing states
in the whole U.S.
-About sixteen thousand square miles of the place
sits on coal fields.
We're talking almost forty percent
of the whole state!
Oh! Fire in the hole!
-Perfect.
With Dee Tritus on the job, I say we check out
the biggest coal mine in Kentucky.
-Player, book us on the C-Five express
to the Bluegrass state of Kentucky.
-C-Five express now boarding.
Destination the State of Kentucky.
Population three million, seven hundred,
fifty-four thousand, seven hundred-fifteen.
-The State of Kentucky holds more than
six billion dollars worth of U.S. gold bullion
in Fort Knox.
And over three hundred miles of underground caves
at Mammoth-Flint Ridge.
And some of the fastest race horses on earth.
-Okay, listen up. This is coal.
And coal is a rock that can burn.
In fact, it burns so well that coal burning
power plants supply more than two-thirds
of all the electricity in the world.
-And this fossil fuel is definitely
not a new kid on the block either.
Most of the coal we use today was formed from plants
that d*ed over three hundred million years ago.
-That's about fifty million years
before there were dinosaurs.
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
-Ivy... what do you wanna bet Carmen's
going to use the helicopter to rip off
one of these coal cars.
-Why don't we just ask them?
-Hey! It's those Acme detectives.
-Let's lose 'em.
-They went down the mine shaft.
-Get your flashlight.
-Some of these side rooms dead-end, Ivy.
-Keep moving and be ready for anything, little bro.
There's one of 'em!
-Next stop, the end of the line. [LAUGHING]
Whoaaaa...
Whoaaaa...
-Ivy! What do we do now?
-Our stop's comin' up, Zack!
-Huh?
-Now!
-Whoaaa!
[COUGHING]
-Next time let's take a bus.
-Bad guys!
-You hear something'?
-Yoo-hoo! Bad guys. [BLOWS RASPBERRY]
-Huh? Let's get 'em!
[ENGINE REVVING]
-Whoaaa!
-Run!!
-Get 'em to go down that dead-end, Ivy!
-Whoooooa!
-This way!
-Huh?
-Ahh!
-Phew!!
-Quick thinking.
I owe you one, little bro.
-Hey, for that you owe me two,
and a car when I'm old enough to drive.
[LAUGHS]
[POLICE RADIO CHATTER]
-Looks like we stopped this crime, huh, Chief?
-Hey! Hey! What am I, a drive-through window?
-You know what bugs me?
Where was Dee Tritus in all this?
And what were they doing
with this broken light?
-Maybe it's not broken.
-Just a loose bulb.
-Whooooooa!
-Bright idea, Zack.
-Huh? -What?
-Wait a minute.
Carmen doesn't want a train car full of coal.
-There's already something in the payload.
-And it's headed this way!
-Look out!
-Whoooa!
-What!?
-Duck! It's a b*mb!
-Zack, Carmen wouldn't b*mb us.
It's a clue.
-Yeah? And now it's toast.
-Zack, I know what this is.
Player, Info-Scan Indonesian burial customs.
-Burial customs?
You think this figure has something to do with funerals?
-Indonesians build these beautiful towers
that they believe reach up to a spot
between heaven and earth.
There's singing and music, processions,
and big feasts...
...to celebrate the passing of
their loved one's soul on to heaven.
-Wow! That's real different than
the somber funerals we have.
-Well, different cultures see death differently.
-It's treated like a joyous celebration in some places.
-Wait! Indonesial Bali's in Indonesia, Ivy.
And doesn't it have two active volcanoes?
-Last time we were there, little bro.
-Then let's fire up the C-Five.
If we're right about this clue,
Carmen's already got a headstart.
-And hook us up with that Acme detective from Bali.
What was his name?
-Ketut.
-Hang on to your badges, detectives.
You're on your way from Kentucky to Bali,
one of the lesser Sundra Islands in the Indian Ocean.
-Trade in those mining helmets for a sarong, gumshoes.
And what's sarong with that?
Bali has tropical jungles, tinkling Gamelan music,
and a sacred volcano called, Mount Agung.
-Uh, isn't it dangerous living near a volcano, Chief?
-Well, it can be. What are you, picky?
Think of a volcano as a big soda bottle, okay? Once the
pressure builds up enough,
it forces hot lava up from underground.
And tharrrr she blows!
-Millions of people live their whole lives in and around
the Ring of Fire without ever seeing an erupting volcano.
-The ring of what?
-Presenting the Ring of Fire!
-This area, in the Pacific Ocean, the Ring of Fire,
has more known volcanoes than any other place
on the whole planet.
-Six hundred active volcanoes!?
-Chieeeef!
[GASP]
-Even Carmen Sandiego can't steal a volcano!
-Oh yeah? Let's go make sure she can't.
[CHUCKLING]
-Now, let's have a look at what we've got.
[LAUGHTER]
-A giant diamond?
How did she do that?
-Take carbon, which coal is made of...
put it under about a million pounds of pressure
in Dee's high tech oven there.
Then heat it to three thousand degrees.
-And presto, change-o, you got an instant diamond,
without waiting thousands of years for Mother Nature.
-Let's go!
-Ah, you made it, detectives.
-Watch out, Zack!
[GRUNT!]
-The one with the most toys doesn't always win, Carmen!
-Eee-yah!
-You got her!
-You're good, Ivy. But not good enough.
-Well, you had her.
-And now they've got us.
-Huh?
-Eee-yah!
-Ketut!!
-Ready... Jump!
-Hang on. This isn't built for group tours.
[GLEEFUL YELL]
♪♪
-First Carmen breaks into Acme
and steals information on circuses.
Then she steals Kentucky coal to make
the world's largest diamond. But why?
-This is some festival, Ketut.
Sorry we're not in much of a party mood.
-Come back any time.
We have many, many festivals in Bali.
Everyone learns these dances as children.
It's how we pass our traditions
from generation to generation.
-Wouldn't it be easier just to write the stuff down?
-Sure. But the colors, the music,
and the movement, are important, too.
And those must be seen and heard.
-Sometimes the packaging is just as important
as the information.
Nikmatela.
-Player, rerun Carmen's robbery
at headquarters a 'sec.
-Zack and Ivy have foiled my plans one time too many.
-What are you looking for?
-Remember what Ketut just said about the package
sometimes being just as important as the information?
-You think it's really the bubble module itself
she was after?
-Think about it.
If Carmen wanted to figure out how
our system accesses information so quickly
that module would be like a blueprint to how it works.
-Whoa!
-I just can't figure out how the diamond fits in.
-Ivy, most computers run on microchips,
but Acme's main frame processes information
along laser beams.
-And if Carmen uses her diamond to refract
all those info beams...
-She could create a humungo information traffic jam
all across Crime Net.
-With the C-Five shut down, she'd be unstoppable!
-Then let's get there before that happens.
Player, C-Five us to Acme!
-You're headed from Bali to Acme Headquarters
in San Francisco, California. Population...
[SCRAMBLED AND MUFFLED]
-Look out!
-Where are we, Zack?
-An information junction.
-We'll never get out of here!
-By the time Zack and Ivy get out of that volcano
they'll find I've pulled off the ultimate crime.
I've stolen all the information they use
to track me.
-It's just their wits against mine now.
-Information's exploding everywhere!
-It's all coming from the Central Processing Unit!
-So, if we head back to the source,
we'll find Carmen!
-But Ivy, no one's ever done that before while
the system was running!
-You don't know if you can do something
until you try, little bro.
[EFFORTS]
-Whoa! Hey!
Hey, wait for me!
-Nobody ever told salmon they couldn't swim upstream!
-Whoaaaa!
[CARMEN LAUGHS]
ZACK: I've got a bad feeling about this.
-Oh! What's happening?
[YELLING] Something's wrong.
-Whoa!
-Yiiii!!
-What ever made you think you could pull this off, Carmen?
-It wasn't so easy tracking criminals
when I was a detective, Zack.
-We didn't have all this high tech hardware.
-It was more what we had up here.
-Well, I guess you lost most of that
when you became a crook.
'Cause you're going down, here... and now!
-I really don't think so, Ivy.
Don't let the C-Five hit you on my way out.
-Oh, no you don't!
Not this time!
-Oh! Let go! Let me go!
[IMPACT GRUNTS]
-What? Hey... a clown nose?
-Maybe Carmen's trying to tell 'ya something, clowns.
-Yeah? Well,
this clown can use Carmen's own crime against her.
If I refract our info beams farther than...
Yes! Ivy, the Acme computer actually has
more speed than ever with that diamond.
-You mean we can track her C-Five coordinates?
-If we hurry!
-Let's go!
-Whoa! A circus!
-We should have known Carmen wanted the module
and the circus information.
-She had this escape planned from the beginning.
-Well, let's get to work.
-Which one do you think she is?
-Look for one with the red nose.
-Zack! They all have red noses.
-Okay, okay. It was just a first idea.
-Your plan backfired, Carmen.
-Well, did you?
-Guess you'll just have to wait
until next crime to find out for sure.
♪♪
02x02 - Hot Ice
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While Carmen is originally presented as the show's antagonist, she becomes more like an anti-hero as the series progresses; she even helps Zack and Ivy against mutual enemies.
While Carmen is originally presented as the show's antagonist, she becomes more like an anti-hero as the series progresses; she even helps Zack and Ivy against mutual enemies.