01x03 - b*llet Train to the Rescue

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oh

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now's my chance i'm gonna prove to sky

bite that i'm ready for this mission

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there's nothing coming down the tracks

that i can't handle

you're a fool gaskug you and the rest of

your team are totally useless it doesn't

take any brains to att*ck an unmanned

freight car

shouldn't you be in an aquarium

somewhere

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well now what do we have here a moving

target to practice on what luck

robot mode

right laser

strike and right on the head pin

slapper why do you waste time attacking

these empty vessels it accomplishes

nothing instead of committing mindless

destruction you should be searching the

planet for more energy to steal

i'll have to take the initiative and

launch an att*ck myself

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the linear rfg the world's fastest

b*llet train has just arrived at central

station we're coming to you live to mark

this historic occasion the inaugural run

of the world's most advanced rail

transport system everything is

controlled electronically from the space

age command center decisions that used

to involve human beings are now carried

out in a split second by a massive

supercomputer

it's amazing

optimus prime are you watching it's the

coolest train i've ever seen i hope it's

as safe as they say there have been some

incidents of railroad sabotage lately

come on don't be the voice of doom you

worry too much i'm sure it's as safe as

riding with you thanks for the

compliment just keep your eyes open for

trouble i'm so stoked i'll bet the

scenery goes by so fast i won't be able

to follow it with my eyes you should

come with us just be careful out there

don't worry i'll be fine that command

center is completely state of the art

it's a slam dunk optimus prime the three

autobot brothers have arrived okay

everybody we're here what was so

important we had to be pulled off our

regular runs to report the headquarters

take a look at this go ahead ty roll the

images please pay attention in the past

week there have been a series of freight

train wrecks around the country the

number exceeds the average for this type

of incident were people hurt fortunately

there were no humans on board we feel

these wrecks were caused by the

protocols why would they even bother

yeah that's pretty small-scale stuff for

them they're probably looking for

large-scale energy sources today is the

inaugural run of the linear rfg b*llet

train it would be a natural target oh

yeah well whatever they're up to we'll

be watching them there's an additional

consideration koji's on board that train

we have to find a way to protect time to

go to work i'm initiating battle

protocol everyone ready yes sir

ah

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i'll follow alongside the train the rest

of you search the tracks up ahead for

signs of what the predacons might be

planning

let's move out

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well i'm following the tracks but i

don't see anything suspicious what are

we looking for beats me but knowing

those predacons i'm sure it'll be lethal

keep your eyes open koji's on that train

and may be in great danger

the humans think their new b*llet train

is totally safe when i'm going to give

them a surprise nothing is safe from me

and when i have stolen the energy from

the most powerful transport megatron

will finally give me the respect i

deserve

so far so good i better get back to

headquarters and make sure everything

else is under control

when this goes off it'll really blow

their minds

all right you two hold it right there

what are you up to we just stopped by to

fix some loose track that's all you can

never be too careful when it comes to

track safety first there's nothing going

on here that would concern you i don't

know lots of things concern me like

sabotage crowd transform

cyborg transform here's a little present

from me

just to balance it out right later

cyber report we found a couple of

predicates messing around with the

tracks we'll give you an update in a few

minutes roger what happened our data

screen just blanked out the whole

system's failing try to reboot can't get

access we're locked out

i'm sorry to intrude gentlemen but we

have an emergency situation on our hands

who's their robot it's optimus prime the

leader of the autobots it appears the

predacons are attempting to destroy the

linear rfg there isn't much time you

have to stop the train immediately

there's a problem optimus our entire

control system has gone down we can't

even communicate with the train much

less stopping is there anything you can

do to help us resolve this situation

we're dealing with a problem now i'll

have to get back to you

i've wrecked their control system

there's no way they'll be able to

contact that train now

emergency alert ty activate the member

select program we need team b*llet train

for this operation access database each

one is on assignment i'll have to

contact them individually let's see rail

spike

rapid run and midnight express there's

no time to bring them to headquarters

they'll have to go right to the field

command center to rail spike this is an

emergency report to optimus prime

on my way gentlemen there's an emergency

and i have to leave it once you'll need

a replacement engine i'll be in touch

hyper rail

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i don't believe this

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rapid run we have an urgent mission

report for field duty oh this is going

to be trouble i'm on a commuter line you

ever seen a mob of angry commuters

just what i needed a nice peaceful train

ride i don't have to fight that freeway

traffic yeah

and the best part of it is

i can eat my breakfast on the way in

rapid run this is an emergency i hear

you're loud and clear i just have to

drop 50 000 pounds and i'll be on my way

there that's better i am now available

in reporting for duty

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how am i supposed to get to work my boss

is never gonna believe this story

midnight express report to optimus prime

the predacons are planning an att*ck we

need you now

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what is your eta that all depends

if the tracks are clear i can be there

in eight hours if i use the space bridge

i can be there in 30 seconds

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good to see you team b*llet train

i don't know what was so urgent that we

had to drop everything it doesn't look

like there's any action going on yet

it's not our business to question orders

if ty says it's an emergency i take her

at her word besides brian will fill us

in as soon as we're assembled

i'm just saying i left a load of angry

passengers back there in the tunnel

oh well gentlemen what's the problem

are you all right buddy it sounds like

you just ran the hundred mile dash with

a clogged air filter

oh don't worry about me i'm topped off

and ready to go you could have fooled me

i thought you were running on fuel all

right boys let's pay attention to

business prime what's our assignment the

train running next to us on the elevated

track is the linear rfg the fastest in

the world that's what i hear i want to

try a little one-on-one sometime see if

it's true hopefully it'll still be

around so you can find out the predacons

are up to something we've already

stopped one attempt to sabotage the

tracks and they'll probably try again

why don't they cancel the trip until the

dangers pass

it's too late for that the command

system's been sabotaged i can't control

the train that means we have to find a

way to stop and right now if you need

help from the passengers contact dr

onichi's boy koji he's on board

i'm going to meet up with the rest of

the team activate space bridge

that's it now i'm getting tipped looks

like i got here just in time

optimus prime is transformed

what's the word prime is the train all

right rail spike and the others are

looking after it we'd better concentrate

on the situation right here

sky bite terrorize

when you're too late optimus prime

there's nothing you can do to save that

train

all right what is our plan we don't want

to alert the passengers that there's a

problem if we could just talk to the

drivers to find out what's up

let's contact koji

what a great ride this is

hey what are all those trains doing out

there where did they come from koji can

you hear me

to meet you we're team b*llet train

optimus prime centers

what you mean your autobots we're not

out here playing bumper cars we need an

important favor from we need to slow the

train down can you ask the driver to

engage the manual override sure

i don't believe this

wonder what his problem is

what in the world is going on i thought

we had a failsafe system the brakes

aren't responding and the speed's

increasing we're out of control ah

listen you guys we're in trouble here

the brakes aren't working and the train

speeding up what do we do

stay calm koji we're here and we can

help everything's gonna be all right

okay whatever you say let's go to work

fellas don't make me out to be a liar

the first thing we should do is get in

front of it somehow that won't be easy

it's moving at over 150 miles per hour

where does it have to get you so fast

who cares about that as long as it gets

there in one piece

that's the challenge all right anybody

got an idea how we can pull that off

how about coding the entire track with

glue that would slow it up dude i'm

gonna pretend you didn't say that

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i knew i couldn't depend on them see how

you like my tsunami blaster

hang on prowl i'll be right there

expert sideburn get to the other side of

the bridge and try to head off that

train on our way

race a long little speed demon race

along to your doom

nothing can save you now megatron will

finally see what a good leader i am wake

up and use our brakes to stop the rfg

roger

all i can say is be careful if we

overuse outbreaks and they give out

we'll all be on the fast track to

disaster

here we go initiate single file link up

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oh

all right

on my mark separate and jump forward

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good job everybody got their head

gaskets on straight

we're in position whenever you're ready

do it

begin breaking chain

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you're too late to stop us everything

goodbye optimus prime enjoy the show

what

get

here back comes

very good so far my plan is working

perfectly

we can stop this thing it's just gonna

take some time

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you pathetic fools you go off the edge

of the rest of them i don't think we're

slowing down enough i've got to do

something they'll never stop it in time

optimus prize battle mode

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this isn't working i'm telling you we're

running out of track quick i'm ready

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those meddlers they've ruined everything

good job b*llet trains thanks a lot

brian hey can we back this thing up

we're way too close to that bridge

wait a minute we're not through with you

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looks like you boys lost your footing

now get out of here so none of the

humans get hurt

b*llet trains back online and ready to

roll let's move

bye team b*llet train and thanks a lot

so you think you've won do you we

haven't even begun to fight you're right

you haven't begun to fight what are you

incompetent doing here without orders

for me it wasn't my fault it's never

your fault let me show you how it's done

megatron terrorized

don't you even bother to say hello

anymore

we were going to come back and help you

clean up the mess but now it looks like

somebody's trying to mess around

rail spike and try

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dragon fire

we need some extra push you know what

that means it's time for a little coal

fusion all right everybody ready

let's do it

triple

power racer

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wow how come we can't do that i don't

know i think they're double jointed

maybe they could teach us how to do it i

was never a good student

come to think of it i wouldn't want to

fuse with you guys anyway twin dragon

breath

mirror slip

super turbo punch

fusion laser r*fle

scatter blast

wait for me

thanks a lot rail racer sure we just

can't stand life forms that blow up

railroad tracks we all take that very

personally

i'm glad this all worked out for the

best we should get back to work i was in

the middle of a commuter hall they

didn't seem too happy about the

interruption

maybe i can make up for the lost time

remember though safety first i was about

to hold a private wedding party my word

i hope they haven't taken their vows yet

see you later guys call us if you need

us

that's one tough team they really came

through

ladies and gentlemen we appreciate your

patience during our short delay due to

the timely and dynamic assistance of the

autobots the linear rfg will now

complete its inaugural run

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i'm glad we could help we'll always be

there to protect the earth and its

inhabitants no matter what the thr*at

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hey