01x16 - Volcano

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race

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let's go

what a beautiful island really it's so

relaxing and peaceful i love it here

let's go in that steaming pool mom huh

that's not a pool deer it's a volcanic

hot spring come on let's go in maybe

after lunch dear now let's go find your

sister volcanic hot spring that's

wonderful they say hot springs are very

good for your health the hot water will

be so relaxing i can hardly wait

oh it's not out at all

excuse me but i thought this was

supposed to be a hot spring this water's

only lukewarm really sorry

what's the problem why don't you just

turn up the temperature listen i know

what a hot spring's supposed to feel

like and this one isn't nearly hot

enough now there's got to be a way to

adjust the temperature in here or do i

have to call the manager honestly miss i

don't know how to adjust it but i'll go

ask at the front office

good i'm not here for a bath

megatron said there's some kind of huge

underground energy source on this island

but it looks to me like there's nothing

down there but a bunch of smelly old

rocks so what kind of energy are we

looking for i don't know but there must

be an awful lot of it to have shown up

on his geoscan energy detector yeah but

why us why not send the decepticons

megatron never sends them out on the

tough missions you know that those good

for nothing's they get all the easy ones

well we have to do all the dirty work it

just isn't fair anyway where's sky bite

why isn't he down here with us he's on

card duty with scourge just in case the

autobots show up

what now it's a dead end

there must have been a cave in those

rocks are blocking the tunnel we can't

get through

don't worry my laser will blast those

rocks out of the way

go streamer blast them into sub-atomic

particles

look another tunnel way to go dark

screen maybe it'll lead us to the energy

we're looking for let's go take a look

what's going on

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ah go away get off of me get out of my

face

my stomach

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does it always do that not always but

there are minor eruptions from time to

time nothing to worry about sir huh

what are they doing here

i've got predacon and decepticon

activity what are they up to what's the

location ty they're on montrose island

what could they want there let's see

it's a volcanic island and there's

nothing there but a luxury resort

megatron probably thinks that he can tap

into the energy inside that volcano if

he tries it will erupt and wipe out the

resort contact the spy changers and have

them meet me in transit no problem spy

changers this is a battle protocol alert

do you copy we're on it ty we'll meet

optimism quadrant five

headshot do you copy i'm all over it

too crosswise transmission received i'm

on my way

i thought you'd never ask

keep the comm line open i'm out of here

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raise the global space bridge caribbean

lake no problem

yeah i think it's finally over

we still haven't found any energy what's

that

something's coming down the tunnel

what is that molten lava

let's get out of here

it's catching up to us

we can run a lot faster in beast mode

i wish they'd turn up the temperature

it's barely warm huh

well what do you know they finally took

care of it it'll get nice and hot now

oh this is heavenly now i can really

relax and enjoy myself how lovely thanks

a lot for turning up the temperature

it's nice and hot i really didn't do

anything but i'm glad you're enjoying it

but if you didn't turn it up someone

must have because the water's getting

warmer by the minute what's going on i

have no idea but have a nice day

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good optimism the spy changes have

arrived

i have a score to settle with that four

alarm freak leave him to me

why should i

why because i was battling optimus while

you were still in stasis not good enough

predacon when optimus prime is

eliminated it will be by my hand not

yours

blasted into dust optimus prime is

destroyed day of reckoning i don't think

so you've defeated me many times but

today

you're the one who's going to lose

enough talk raj att*ck

i already told you optimus was mine

scourge how dare you interfere with my

att*ck i was getting bored with your

babbling predacon i have no time for

this

i've got to put out this fire deploy

water missiles maximum dispersal

not bad his autobot tricks won't save

him i'll send him into oblivion if you

two insist on fighting us name the time

and the place but not here and not now

that volcano is already unstable if it's

hit by a m*ssile salvo or a laser beam

it's likely to erupt which would

endanger the lives of everyone on this

island a battle here is too risky why

should i care what happens to the humans

i am a decepticon warrior my only

concern is defeating my enemy

when we finally found something to agree

on human suffering is of no consequence

their lives are meaningless

this battle will take place whether you

like it or not and you and your friends

will be destroyed

we have no choice we'll have to fight

and protect those people at the same

time

oh no

optimus we've got a problem

something's happening inside the volcano

the lava is about to overflow if you use

the blizzard storm you might be able to

freeze it before it gets out understood

ty hotshot we've got to keep them away

from that volcano you and the spy

changers keep them busy while i try to

stop that lava flow you heard what the

boss said let's do it

transform

transform

transform

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circle snare go

what's this more a*t*matic tricks

so you want to play it do you very well

shark spark sword of fury

optimus prime battle mode

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i've got to freeze that lava blizzard

storm ah

what happened are you all right the loft

is still rising use the blizzard

todd we have an even bigger problem

the decepticons

your finished autobots twin lasers

hot sh*t fire blaster

plasma mortar

tsunami blaster

ram cyber blaster laser as*ault

keep scourge away from optimus transform

right on it you're not the one i want

this is gonna work or that lava will

melt everything in its path

too late optimus you'll never stop it

now

garage att*ck

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one more salvo will finish you this

island will be your grave optimus prime

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got him optimus go ahead thanks wars

target center of lava pool

target acquired

blizzard star

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bullseye

the lava has been frozen into ice it

worked optimus

check your monitors if there's a

pressure build up there might be more

lava on the way you're right optimus we

still have a problem

your ice plug will melt in eight minutes

then there'll be nothing to stop the

lava from covering the island thanks for

the info ty

out of my way

so after the spat for more i see happy

to oblige laser barrage

pulse cannon

if we don't go faster my tail's gonna

melt that stuff will turn us all into

slag keep running

transform

armor

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laser blaster

ah right that's it decepticons combined

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combiner mode completed

i don't like the looks of this ruination

multi-rapid fire

we've got to evacuate keep moving

wow this is great

and it looks like i have it all to

myself

wow wonderful

i feel inspired to write a new haiku

scourge an optimus what an opportunity

two birds with one stair

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how long do we have time two minutes or

less

actually the time just ran out shark

missiles

now that's what i call a celebrity rose

nothing can stop it now take out

ruination first then we'll deal with the

lava roger

transform you heard the man let's go get

him

the bigger they are

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that must have hurt

that secure frankenstein and what about

that lava we've got to make sure to keep

the lava away from those people we'll

use the rocks to build a blockade

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oh this water's so hot i feel like a

boiled potato they turn the temperature

up way too high but it'd be so

embarrassing to have to go ask that nice

young man to turn it down since i was

the one who asked him to turn it up in

the first place oh maybe it'll cool down

so the autobots have built a blockade to

protect the humans anything they can

build i can destroy and then that lava

will cover the entire island

ruination rapid fire

ruination

ah

why did you destroy that barricade the

lava will melt you along with everything

else speak for yourself autobot i will

survive

in a few seconds optimus prime will be

prime roast how delicious sky bites uh

you were aiming at me as well as optimus

what how could you say such a thing

scared i was sh**ting an optimist not

you if you ever try that again you'll

regret it

you dare thr*aten me

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optimist we don't have to stop it just

change where it's headed of course but

how hot sh*t the spy changers will carve

a channel to the ocean with our inferno

blast do it and quickly roger

these are

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can do i order you to turn around and

fight you cowards that's easy for you to

say sky-bite you can fly my wings are

only good for gliding on the other hand

maybe if i tried really hard

forget about the lava att*ck the

autobots

slammer terrorized caroline left laser

light laser

the spy changers are concentrating only

on the protocols well here's a little

surprise for them barrage att*ck

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what goes around comes around sky by you

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crosswise take point for inferno blast

roger

energize pleasure

inferno blast activated pedals are the

metal guys that love us right behind us

and we gotta cut this ditch all the way

to the ocean

mountains are gonna slow us down i'm

going around

gyrostrike

what's happening

all my systems

what's our eta 19.2 seconds we've never

used the inferno blaster this long

before my engine's going redline we

can't quit now we're almost there on

your mark wars 10 seconds to peel off

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alternating left and right peel off now

we did it we b*at the lava

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have a nice swim protocons

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thanks for your help gentlemen optimus

the spy changers will always be ready

for action whenever you need us i

couldn't have done it without you we

were happy to help spy changers we're

the best right guys

just a little bit longer i may never get

another chance to relax in a volcanic

hot spring i should make it last as long

as i can

okay i think i've relaxed long enough

huh

it's spoiling hot

thanks for turning it up for me

bye now

miss

miss hey are you all right is there

anything i can do for you does your

kitchen have a walk-in freezer

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hey

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