01x02 - An expl*sive Situation

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night deliveries are k*lling me what's

the rush anyway the power company needs

this big power cell to back up their

computer system

well wake me up when we get there

what's that

you must be kidding me

it's a shark listen pal i think you'd

better go back to sleep this night shift

really is getting to you

that was barely enough for a snack i

need more energy and i believe i know

where to find him

one block north of my house gotcha

optimus i'm on my way there right now

huh

all right kogi this is an emergency whoa

what are you running on jet fuel

what's all the commotion about optimus

where are we going

not far i'll explain everything when we

get there

optimus prime transform holy cow what is

this place this is cybertron base the

autobot's secret underground

headquarters

wow

how many autobots does it take to run

this operation our systems are

controlled by a proactive cybernetic

interface program we call it tie which

is short for tactical artificial

intelligence

hello optimus i see you brought along a

visitor yes tai this is my friend koji

dr onishi's son

nice to meet you koji any friend of

optimus is a friend of mine i'm thai

tactical artificial intelligence system

daughter of the teletron one

nice to meet you too ty

sorry i should have told you i'm a

holographic projection not a physical

entity i'm a proactive self-initializing

program that constantly scans the entire

planet in order to alert the autobots if

it looks like the predacons are up to

something take a look at the monitors

koji in the past few days there have

been reports of over 200 vehicles being

att*cked on the road in each case the

vehicle's battery was stolen but

who'd want to steal car batteries the

predacons batteries contain energy and

they want as much energy as they can get

they're putting people in danger can't

you stop them optimus we've tried but no

matter how fast we respond the attackers

are gone by the time we get there the

ottawa brothers are patrolling the

highways right now they've been working

for mega cycles trying to intercept the

predacons

wait just look at that paint job not to

mention those custom wheels very classy

hello you beautiful sports car i'd share

my garage with you anytime

that guy's nuts he's talking to my car

you move like a dream and the proof your

engine is music to my ears go listen to

somebody else's engine

hey wait a minute you don't understand

can't we talk about this

come on have a heart will ya

enough of the fun and game sideburn

we've got work to do

all right i was just taking a little

break to well you know introduce myself

we're on full-time emergency patrol

remember no breaks allowed until we

catch those battery thieves but we've

been out here for days and haven't seen

a thing how are we supposed to find

these guys by covering as much ground as

we can now let's get back to it that

little red sports car could be their

next target i'd better follow her

ha as far as i could tell the only one

targeting that little red sports car is

you little brother hey a bot's gotta rev

up his engine once in a while besides

i'm not the only one having a little fun

x-bron is too here check him out he's

not climbing it for fun it'll be easier

to spot the predacons from up there

man oh man my boy

you think whoever can build this hair

contraption would have at least put in a

freight elevator

well when i get down from here you're

gonna owe me a new set of shocks

come on there's nothing to worry about

huh

hey you gotta loosen up bro you keep

surging like that and your transmission

will wear out you leave my transmission

out

hey come on man i'm just trying to have

some fun

hey watch it

we must find a new source of energy our

mobile command center has been stuck

here in the same spot for too long the

only way we can keep its existence a

secret from the autobots is by

constantly changing its location but our

voyage to earth used up almost all of

our energy to power our trans warp cells

if it weren't for those blasted autobots

we could easily force the pathetic

humans who inhabit this planet

to turn all of their energy over to us

and then i would rule this galaxy and

soon the entire universe

somehow i'll find a way to get rid of

the autobots and then nothing can stop

me megatron

we brought back lots of energy boss

excellence well done slapper

convert it to energon cubes and recharge

the fuel cells after that we'll move the

base to a new location how is this

energy being stored and how long will it

take to convert

it's stored in little round canisters

they're used in something called

flashlights and we got thousands

great score huh of course we'll have to

convert it to enter john and that'll

take a little while i don't think it'll

take more than a week or two well three

of them all silence

we need massive quantities of energy not

little batteries sorry this is all we

could find anywhere

you have failed me

beast mode did you really think that the

energy in those puny batteries would be

enough to run this base

well yeah sorta fools i should add your

energy cord to the

wasting your time megatron one of those

flashlights is brighter than the three

of them combined show yourself sky bite

certainly

hey what are you doing here sky bite

sky by terrorize

the good news is i brought you the most

powerful battery the humans are capable

of manufacturing

the bad news is that even this one isn't

strong enough to mobilize the command

center

if our fuel cells aren't recharged soon

the autobots will discover our location

you need to worry about that megatron

based on the reports i've been

monitoring i believe i know how to solve

our problem listen to this

all the t*rrorists have been placed

under arrest however the t*rrorists

ultra high energy expl*sive device has

not yet been found the device is hidden

inside the engine of a red sports car

one of the new xc12 models all red xc12s

had been recalled and are being

thoroughly searched

high energy

exactly if we can get our hands on this

device we can dismantle it extract the

energy and convert it for use in our

fuel cells as long as we prevent the

device from detonating it will give us

all the energy we need then finding the

b*mb in that red sports car is our top

priority the only one left that hasn't

been searched is being delivered to

metro city yes i see

and its exact location right now it's

being offloaded from a ship the metro

city docks

what if this device is rigged to go off

if you try to take it out of the car

yeah there's no telling what might

happen sounds awful dangerous and if we

get a boo-boo the band-aids on earth

aren't big enough for predacons silence

you sniveling cowards

sky-bites i'm putting you in charge of

this mission use whatever means

necessary to retrieve that device your

wish is my command mighty megatron

oh it's just what i've always wanted

a red xc12 with a leather interior and a

cd player too

all right

talk about a smooth ride this baby

handles like she was glued to the road

okay now let's see what kind of power

she's got

that human could ruin everything at that

speed one bump of the road could

detonate the device and the energy it

contains would be lost forever the car's

probably booby-trapped i can't rip off

the bomber it'll blow i'll have to tear

the rest of the car apart bit by bit

until there's nothing left but the

device then a gentle grab and it's mine

hey sweetie remember me well of course

you do

oh no don't tell me that pest is here

again i didn't think the autobots would

show up so quickly i'm gonna have to put

my plan into action right now

sorry i thought you were somebody else

but i can see now that you're new around

here whoa the shine on your chrome is

boosting my revs into red line city

oh red he's talking to my car again

wait where are you going was it

something i said

come on give me a chance will ya

get a life you jerk

cool it's sideburn we're still on patrol

the difference between you and me prowl

is that i know how to do my duty and

find a way of having a little fun while

i'm doing it duty is its own reward

little brother

that's sky bite one of the predacons huh

oh uh of course it is who do you think i

was chasing yeah right

please don't hurt my new car

oh no sky bites about to leave his teeth

marks in that beautiful paint job of

hers i've got to admit this is the worst

case of road rage i've ever seen

predacon you're under arrest

you'll suffer the consequences

proud transform here's a tip for you

never ignore a warning from a shark

now get out of my way or hope

cyber transform you choose to ignore my

warning such incidents and disrespect

will not be tolerated

ah i'll deal with you two later no way

sky bite we do this now

jet booster power fist

shark m*ssile

happy murdering

come back here come on that's the car

slapper we found it i must be dreaming

either that or i should be put in the

nearest nut house

we did it we got the car careful you

clumsy fools one false move and that

device will detonate and blow all of you

into oblivion

i shall take it to megatron now hand it

over to me

it's ours we found it and we're taking

it in get going guys let's go

that's no way to carry a b*mb shaking it

like that could cause it to detonate now

hand it over and i'll fly it to the

command center hey you're not the only

one who can fly tuna breath take it dark

scream good thinking gas skunk adios

try to get it through your thick skulls

neither of you is

my beautiful red sports car don't worry

i'll save you

now that i've got a device i have to

deliver it to megatron

oh no my beautiful sports car is gone

growl transform don't worry i've got you

sorry ma'am i do apologize for the

inconvenience are you all right

for someone who's been att*cked by a

giant flying squirrel and a huge toad a

maniacal shark and a monstrous skunk

sure i'm just fine

this device contains enough power to

recharge all our fuel cell will convert

its energy as soon as i reach the

command center think again hoss

this little chunk of energy is going

with me

you clumsy autobot now that you've

handled it so roughly the device has

armed itself

thanks to your own heavy-handed

clumsiness you're gonna have to give the

device back to me you really have no

other choice

says who

it could go off any second

it won't be dangerous if i fly away with

it but if you keep it the whole city

could be destroyed i didn't roll off the

assembly line yesterday you just want it

back so the predacons can suck out the

energy i have a feeling it's gonna get

real unhealthy around here in a minute

or two what do you see we get out of

here boys you know that's the best idea

i've heard all day hey when you're right

you're right

every prank

dude i got a bad feeling about this yeah

if what sky bite says is true thousands

of lives are in danger we've got to get

that b*mb away from the city but we're

almost out of time explode you've got to

take that b*mb someplace where the

expl*si*n will do the least amount of

damage i won't have time to get very far

and we're right in the middle of the

city where should i take it any

suggestions take it to the top of the

highest structure you can find the

higher it is the less damage it'll do

the highest structure

right i'm on my way

cowboy here we go

oh no the b*mb goes off all its energy

will be wasted care for your fool

one more swing gotta do it i'm almost

there

what he's doing is awfully dangerous

where is he going with that thing he's

trying to get to the top of that radio

tower do you have any idea how tall it

is 500 feet then we better start

thinking about a plan b

made it now i just got to get up to the

top it's no use even at this height it

will destroy the city so hand it over

he's right x brawn if that thing goes

off at 500 feet the city will be

demolished he's gonna run out of power

soon

in order to save the city you're gonna

have to take that thing a whole lot

higher like into the stratosphere or

maybe even farther

of course that's the answer

exprod hold your position i'm on my way

vehicle mode

you've come to the end of your rope

excellent give me the b*mb looks like

the cavalry got here just in time

optimus prime transform hello sky bite

there's nothing you can do optimus i beg

to differ optimus prime optimized

expert listen up switch into robot mode

and then throw that device as far and as

high as you can well sure 100 mile and

then some

extra transform

foolish autobots i'll catch up to it in

no time

activate powerstream targeting mechanism

lockdown power stream fire

look

his power stream to send the b*mb into

space and it's so cold outside the

earth's atmosphere that the water

covering sky vital freeze them like an

ice cream cone

i'll get you for this optimus

there it is

i've got to be very careful this is the

lightest vibration will set it off i

have to use my gentleness pipe

i believe i am may have been down i just

want to

it worked the city is out of danger

thanks koji we couldn't have done it

without you it was your idea that saved

metro city well done

skype must have shaken a boat loose in

that expl*si*n now he's reading books

what for he says once we understand

humans we can trick him into giving us

their energy

what sort of nonsense is this

it was the best of times it was the

worst of times best or worst make up

your mind

does sky sky-bite really think he's

gonna learn how to understand humans by

reading that stuff

to be or not to be this guy can't make

up his mind either

it's not gonna work of course not humans

are all crazy

so