01x07 - Sideburn's Obsession

[bunniefuu]

Wow

Oh baby you're looking fine you know I

can't resist a red sports car

what curves honey you are really put

together Goku

playing hard to get hey hey wait up

we get a call about two cars speeding on

the interstate and who does it turn out

to be none other than sideburn we'll

never learn I can't let these other

police cars get messed up in this

attention all units return to the

station I will get you in pursuit we

can't break the law on my watch I'm

gonna throw the book at him this time

Oh

I should have known it was a red sports

car he's drawn to them like a moth to a

flame

wait a minute there's something

suspicious about that guard a sideburn

pull it over

I'm not kidding hold it over right now

do it this guy doesn't my brother I've

run them in lock them up and throw away

the key

hey baby what's the rush let me buy you

a quart of oil

to criticize but what are we doing here

I know some great roguelike accrues wow

that's more like oh man what a downer

you are so predictable now you're our

prisoner smooth talker does this mean

our date is off sky-byte I will leave

this up to you

don't you worry I'll

well he does know how to make a great

exit I'll give him that

I knew that if Megatron converted into a

red sports car you'd follow him here

like a little puppy dog all the

Predacons know that you have a thing for

red sports cars yeah it looks like your

passion was your downfall you are such a

loser

you sideburn were the easiest target of

all the Autobots so I abducted you first

it was so simple to trap you and make

you our hostage I'm actually embarrassed

for you now we can lure the rest of your

team here destroyed when it comes you're

not going anywhere

I can't move cancel all your

appointments you are gonna be a little

tied up there Energon chains no matter

what you do you can't get free even if I

kick you like pillow

don't you like him he's a little angry

about all the times you and your friends

have followed our city trapper

make sure you let all his friends know

that he is missing

yeah

say cheese kids Megatron has been

spotted in quadrants livescribe we need

you all right I'm on my way in the

meantime I want you to round up the rest

of the crew and have them meet me I'll

take care of everything

leave it to me sir bringing Autobot

brothers online activating battle

protocol sideburn come in emergency I

hope you have more luck than I did

I've been looking for him all night he's

vanished into thin air

well report 205 right away I'll have

ciphered meet you there when I contact

Roger tai I copy that I'm on my way and

I'll check in later

x-brawn report you're needed right away

Roger time you know I'm beginning to

think that car has a mind of its own hey

later

this is ridiculous he's completely

disappeared tie where is sideburn

I don't know prowl he hasn't responded

this is too much even for him I know

he's irresponsible sometimes but even he

wouldn't ignore an emergency call

Yeah right laser

miss Prime transform

not a wise move slapper

too bad Tim head I got a message for you

and I would do what it says all right

freeze dirtbag oh wait

cyber Optimus Prime recognize this

pitiful Autobot is one of your team

hey very close attention to what I'm

gonna tell you he'll afford to see him

again

come alone and meet me the location on

the map otherwise sign grin was chasing

a red sports car last night I tried to

tell them but they lost me apparently it

was just a trap set by the Predacons I

let him slip right through my fingers

you won't be alone we're going with you

prime no they're holding side burn at

the dismantling plant I have no choice

but to do what they say no way you'll be

walking right into a trap probably but

I'll go and check it out you to return

to the base I'll fill you in when I know

what's going on I just don't like it

Optimus I don't like it either are you

sure you don't want us to surround the

place I mean we could create a perimeter

no I'm the one they want I'll go you to

do as I say

that's an order sometimes you're as

stubborn as a pack bot come on optimus

you shouldn't go in without backup look

right now the most important thing to me

is sideburn safety and I'm the only one

who can save it but I promise you if I

get my hands on Megatron I'm gonna make

you pay

this machine makes scrap metal out of

cars

Wow it's humongous how come they let you

in the plan dad helps to design and

build all this stuff it's pretty cool

isn't it

hmm he did started off alright here goes

amazing

car doesn't stand a chance in there yeah

I'm taking over this plant if I suggest

you hey its sideburn I've got to get him

away from here somehow

that'll be you next hindbrain you act

tough when I'm tied up take these chains

off and we'll see how tough you are

you're out top freak I'm a freak I'm not

afraid of any of you Prez I'll take you

all on why you scream don't let him bait

you prepare the Energon chains at once

you lucked out this time you hunk of

junk but what I'm done taking care of

this you and your whole team are going

down let's see how you run your mouth

when we've captured your leader oh man

this is gonna be sweet I hope you like

the sound of ripping shredding metal

sideburn I don't know about you little

brother but I'm stuck I'm not much good

at this weight business

yeah I'd much rather be pursuing or

apprehending is something the matter

gentlemen hey I got it tied send out the

spychangers they've got all that great

camouflage and stuff they can help us

get him on the horn little lady

I can't dispatch the spychangers they're

on assignment you'll have to wait till

they come back from their missionary tie

this is an emergency

sideburns been kidnapped and Optimus is

in danger we've got to do something why

didn't you say so in the first grade how

will you help us I will recall the

spychangers

bring spychangers on line activating

battle protocol hotshot a trap recall

priority one I'm on top of it

I have revved up and ready to go

Crosswhite on speed assistance Roger I'm

up for a little action this is

frustrating there's got to be something

we can do Optimus should be reporting in

any minute now I hope he's got some good

ideas sitting around here isn't gonna

help side burn I think you and I ought

to check out that dismantling plan maybe

we can make ourselves useful if you

catch my drift but we'll be spotted

won't wait not if we're wearing some

nifty disguises disguises are you

serious

you mean like undercover how's this big

brother can you guess who I am you're

gonna have to come up with something

better than that we have to blend in

drive vehicle mode yeah you're right

how's this he'll never know it's me that

is the dumbest disguise I've ever seen

listen I'm a patrol car that's what I am

I'm very proud of my uniform look we

don't have time for that right now

we have to go in the skies listen I've

got an idea how we can get close without

being seen it'll take some good old

Autobot ingenuity let's go

ridiculous I can't drive around like

this look at me I look like a buffoon

I hope you vocalizer just follow me

you should have seen the look on your

face when the red sports car

change into Megatron yeah what's up with

that tell me why do you like red sports

cars so much anyway

are you that interested do you really

want to know why I'm so obsessed with

red sports cards yeah all right then

it all started what I just came online I

was just a classic sports car myself

when I spotted my first red sports car

we were madly in love one tragic night

she had an accident

our love wasn't meant to be but I could

never forget her I think of a Robin

and even now when I see a red sports car

something inside compels me to follow I

just can't help it kind of a sad story

isn't it

that was beautiful and when I was very

young I was just a tricycle I were a

teeny tiny itty-bitty tricycle my first

love was a red tricycle we go riding

together every day but then her family

moved and I never saw her again

gee that's the saddest story I've ever

heard kunal slapping his mother was from

Cybertron

he wasn't a sports car a tricycle you

are so gullible

you mean you made all that stuff up yeah

you want to buy some swampland

Optimus Prime did you come alone yes I

held up my part of the bargain now keep

your promise and let's side burn go sure

thing just coming it over no sir

don't do it it's a trap they're going to

capture you and turn you over to

Megatron

Optimus Prime transform

oh what's the matter can't move

you really shouldn't struggle so much

you just could stress your linkage come

and get him excellent sky-byte yes I

have to admit it's nothing short of

genius hey what are we be a control

they've got Optimus - all right we're

here stay low and just kind of blend in

let's ease our way towards out of this

in cyber ten-four

I still feel dumb in this getup aw quit

your belly ache come on hold up

Oh Big Boss himself just showed up I see

that I got a bad feeling about this

here he is Megatron nice work

sky-byte ask me you Optimus I been

waiting long time for this moment

haha that looked really painful

the deal was if I came here alone you

let sideburn go free you should know

better than to trust me hang on optimus

I know we can get through this they're

not strong enough to defeat the Autobots

hey pipsqueak keep your trap

just awful I can't take much more of

this we've got to do something

check out the building see week's

surprised wait a minute who's that

behind the Creegan hey it's Koji koji

what in tarnation is he doing here

koji koji come in crowd thank goodness

it's you they've got Optimus Prime and

sideburn I know I'm with x-brawn we're

at the plant right now huh I don't see

anything but a couple of junky cars

that's us

huh listen I need you to start the scrap

metal machine when I chilliad you no

problem

what are you cooking up now I'm gonna

have the electromagnet drop me on the

conveyor belt no let me turn into scrap

metal don't worry bro I have a plan and

it just might work

besides we have to do something to get

cyber an optimist out of here

wish me luck

all right Koji now hit the button

oh right

who started a machine that's the ugliest

car I've ever seen that should be

smashed in a scrap metal

Oh get out of it

double-barrel blasters

yeah moving Lau's my teachers have to

tell me twice

game over credit clips

don't look now but you're surrounded

mess with one Autobot you mess with us

all where they come from I know it's not

right to seek revenge I think we should

just turn the other fender maybe cut him

a break let's teach these creeps a

lesson they won't forget

works for me Oh boys we want to have a

little chat with you

jet boosters

you're going down Megatron

down plays blaster

it's wrong dragon bone

twin dragon breath

it's payback time fish breath have a

blast

ah

cross blaster arise mortar

I'm locked on you now gasps dunk a boat

on yeah give it up Megatron is the

answer to you

hey pal you just made a big mistake

what's right how about giving me a ride

up to where megatron is all right

hang on little brother we're going

offroad

what

take that you big ugly reptile

lizard

man

we're ready

this whole idea was nothing more than a

disaster sky by de cyberbrain scheme was

your idea wasn't it actually Megatron it

was gas coke and our screams idea not

mine

wax I wouldn't lie Sam off to the pit

they will be punished severely for their

good work Autobots I could have made it

out of there by myself but it was nice

to have some help I hope you can fight

it in your spark plugs to forgive me

well you gave us all a jolt I'm pretty

irresponsible little brother Rick we're

all happy you're back just don't do that

again

no way thankfully we all made it out of

there in one piece let's be more careful

in the future

I'm just glad I'm at that disguise and

I'm just hoping that cyber and learned a

lesson from everything that's happened

oh I'm sure he did and that right row

yeah I did

don't worry about for now on it's the

straight and narrow for me Oh baby where

are you going so fast slow down and talk

to me hey side burn get back here what

about your promise oh sorry guys when I

see a red metallic sheet I just can't

help myself hey go go back here oh I

give up we're gonna put blinders on his

headlights come on honey you and I got

chemistry can you feel it

what's your VIN number look at the tires

on that car come back sweetie

I think I love him

you