01x11 - Tow-Line Goes Haywire

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Wow

the factory prototype for the k7 one

convertible I didn't even think they

were going to make one of these until

late next summer it's so sleek just look

at the pinstripes along the side and I

heard this car can run dude 12 cylinders

0 to 60 and 3.4 seconds and it's painted

red today has got to be the happiest day

of my life hey there beautiful one hi

there Yahoo over here just once I wish

they'd say something I mean it's not

like my paint job is rusty

maybe it's my exhaust hey there I got a

little song to sing for you to go

something like this

hi I'm blue and you are red and Oh God

crawling Predacon att*ck I knew this was

too good to be true can't let you stay

here little man what I wasn't doing

anything I was just parked that's the

problem

it's a no-parking truck come on dude

don't embarrass me like this not in

front of the cutest car in the whole

world and please let me go back and

finish the song sorry little man no

parking means no parking

hey sideburn what's going on dude that

was like true love back there doesn't

true love mean anything to you I'm a

little bad it means parking violation in

Quadrant 4 good morning toe line who'd

she catch breaking the parking laws ah

just another one of those souped-up

little sideburn it figures

oh hey there big brother nice to see ya

I was just don't have any idea how

embarrassing this is for me

I'm a cop not a babysitter you're

embarrassed I meet the love of my life

and this freak comes along and strings

me up like a pinata

good work two line if you can catch this

flirt you can definitely catch the

predacons you mean this loser is an

Autobot I was thinking the same thing

about you

sy Bern I understand you finally met

towline our newest arrival from

Cybertron this guy ruined my whole day

be patient he has a lot to learn about

manners on earth towline welcome aboard

it's a great honour to join the Autobots

Optimus I look forward to helping the

team has Optimus fully briefed you on

battle protocol yes toy and I'd like to

introduce you to Koji Onishi hey Koji is

vital to our search for his father

doctor Onishi yep can someone tell me

when we get a new arrival I feel kind of

stupid about this morning maybe you

should pay more attention instead of

chasing little red sports cars all day

are you told I'm the police force needs

someone with your strength illegal

parking in the city has become dangerous

to vehicles and pedestrians together we

can cr*ck down on those who abuse the

law let's do it

dispatch this is truck six I'm parked

downtown on my lunch break I'll check in

with you in half an hour this trucks

parked in a passenger loading zone

towline take it over to the lot at the

fifth Precinct done deal crowd whoa hey

what's going on sorry friend but you

were parked illegally hey listen I

wasn't parking here I was just taking a

break I was gonna move in a few seconds

on it sorry little man there's nothing I

can do

you knew the law you broke the law and

now the law stowing you away no parking

means no parking free parking violators

in a row this could take a while

not if I can help it check this out

wrecker

string them up and move them out

remember folks no parking means no

parking make way make way wide load

coming through

come on wait I'll get the bikes back

Kent this is gonna take longer than I

thought

no wait come back

we need that car for our honeymoon come

on our wedding day is ruined I told you

we should have rented a limo

I think you and I had better go over the

rules one more time okay so I'm not

allowed to tell away bicycles wedding

cars ambulances broken down buses

funeral escorts parade floats

campaigning senators or mailman name oh

is that all

uh no mailmen period let's check out the

harbor area

apparently gas skunk is a novice in the

ranks of the Autobots

yeah and he's towing half the city away

well how was his first day out not bad

at all

first he towed away a couple of kids

bikes then he completely messed up a

honeymoon it's almost as if he's already

working for us and perhaps he shall come

with me to the harbor gas skunk I have a

plan

this trailer rig is illegally parked I'm

towing it over to the 5th precinct

you're coming with me big fella no

parking means no parking what's in this

rig anyway

this trucks going anywhere

what's going on here I can't move this

thing an inch would the Predacons get

ready guys Laser laser laser

well if it isn't the newest Autobot what

are you planning to do with me oh I'm

sure we'll think of something

slapper ready watch closely

hmm Oh your circuits are getting

sleepier sepia and flee here oh that

really her you fool put yourself to

sleep how'd I do that with that metal

object what is that thing what this I

saw this trick on TV last weekend it's

really easy first you get your subject

to relax by watching the coin swing

why on earth do I put up with you what

were you thinking about slapper to

hypnotize a machine you have to use a

machine

good point gas skunk watch you are

getting sleepy so sleepy you can't keep

your eyes open you see let's go hit the

Visionaire Sun Oh what do you call this

a head injury

dark scream get the disk here it is

sky-byte you're gonna love this CD so

like what are you doing in here this cab

is off-limits to anyone Buddha now all

we do this

what's happening to me

today I feel great that I feel stronger

than ever

why can't Oh a freight train today so

back to work but now it's gonna be

different cuz I know the dark truth

about the Autobots hey sky-byte what'll

he do now what we've programmed him to

do capture the Autobots and bring them

back to us

he thinks they've done what we've done

and now they'll do whatever he can to

see that justice is done soon the

Autobots will be nothing more than a

memory and this world will be ours can I

have the hayver

I love those little boats you just

concentrate on doing your job Megatron

we decide who gets what

unless someone else decides for them

it's so calm and peaceful out here in

the forest I love it here

this is the end of the road for you

x-brawn means no parking what do you

mean no parking hey I didn't send you no

parking signs we're in the middle of

nowhere you jerk hold on if I'm missing

something here what I do

x-brawn you help megatron steal

resources from our coastal ecosystems

and now you're gonna get the punishment

you deserve why would I do a thing like

that to south the world of all its

energy don't play the fool with me

little man I just hold on a minute

partner you got a wrench in your cyber

matrix it was the Predacons who did that

it was the Autobots you can't trick me

any longer x-brawn now you and your junk

metal friends are gonna regret your life

of crime hawk OSes plan that full

towline we'll bring the Autobots to us

and when he delivers them they'll be

totally helpless

hey this is even better than having a

pizza delivered I wonder if we get the

guarantees I want them all here in 30

minutes or less those Otto fools won't

suspect a thing by the time they catch

on it will be too late maybe we can sell

their parts to junkyard

looky here tow lion you've pushed me to

the limit if I can't talk my way out of

this one I'll have to force my way out

try that again and you'll regret I think

you need a day or two uh partner and do

you were only good huh

no I've got my grain circulate oh no you

made me forget where to take you you

scrappy come on think was it to the

docks or the power plant I can't

remember it was the power plant I think

not too late to change your mind towline

okay this has gone far enough or not no

line I followed into some kind of metal

box with sides too steep decline give me

a hand will ya that's one Autobot down

in the name of law and justice just 13

more to go that k7 one convertible is

just fantastic but that yellow paint job

and now don't get me wrong you're a

beaut

do you happen to know what happened to

the other red one huh we just met the

other day wrecker line stop kidding

around hey you're really gonna tow me

aren't you what's gotten into you you

are a criminal

convertible you've got to go in and have

them check your circuits save it for

your cellmates you felon I'm doing you

for plotting to ruin the planet Earth I

know that you tried to steal solar

energy from the farmlands and that you

tried to sabotage the eco turbines and

use their energy to deplete our oceans

what the Predacons did that not us

you've never been a good liar side burn

you know it's all true

your memory program is totally fried

look I take back that cr*ck I made about

your memory program okay Wow side burn

transform not exactly four stars isn't

x-brawn What did he say you did to

deserve this that lug head went bonkers

accuse me of things the Predacons have

done whoa me too

so many Autobots so little time blast it

he should have been here an hour ago

hey maybe the programming on the disk

wore off and it turned into a good

little Autobot again maybe forgot we're

supposed to meet on the docks and went

back to the power plant very well go

find towline

hey why do I have to go all right all of

you will go just find him right and when

we find him the Autobots will be done

for let me go towline

I'm warning you pal you're gonna regret

this just what you think you're doing I

am punishing evil nothing to see your

folks just a common criminal listen

buddy I love going fast more than anyone

but not be the middle of town and to

speed you go when you're endangering

every other vehicle on the road besides

if you don't slow down you're never

gonna make it around that corner

hey that was a fresh paint job what is

this towline a sightseeing tour going

south or demolition derby peas are

wrapping a run it's punishment for the

attempts you've made to steal energy

from the people of this city what what

are you talking about

Toula

strange that train that's being towed

looks almost exactly like it is it's

rapid running he's in trouble

excellent work towline racking up the

parking violations as usual you know

I've really gotta have my optics checked

I could have sworn that was a b*llet

train he was towing yeah couldn't have

been prowl Frau I just saw towline

towing wrap and run there's gotta be

something wrong so I wasn't seeing

things truck think he's doing it's rush

hour I can't get through I've washed

them rapid run transform

you got you guys - sure did what's going

on dude I don't have a clue

Optimus idiot oh I came here to help us

fight the Predacons but after that wild

ride through town and seeing you two

here

I don't know what to think well I think

all of us are getting a pretty good idea

now big guy and he ain't helping it sure

looks that way

then he to go off and not even proud

could catch up with him Optimus I can't

contact x-brawn rapid runner sideburn on

any frequency it's like they dropped off

the map something's terribly wrong I

agree and it looks like towlines at

least partly responsible

I'll go get prowl ty determined towlines

location as soon as possible your

problem tell they must be around here

somewhere huh alright listen I just

spotted towline give him a choice I'm on

my way

if we can just find it we might be able

to understand what happened to him

well whatever it is I've got a pretty

strong feeling that the Predacons are

behind it I agree

I found towline he's headed westbound

he's on Interstate 275 copy that time

prowl he's headed our way

gotcha

knowing towline he'll never be able to

ignore a car that's parked as illegally

as this hey you there

stopping in an intersection is a major

infraction of the parking laws you're

getting towed Fred no parking means no

parking come and get me

don't why we're your friends please tell

us what's wrong I won't tell you

anything

you're the Autobots evil mastermind

you've really lost it transform let go

of me no way not until you explain why

you're acting this way

Wow

you think you can handle two lines sure

don't take care of our guests please

blaster sharks mark strength att*ck

let go of me you dirty no-good try to

relax me

your operating system is downloading the

wrong information now don't worry once

we've done a diagnostic we'll Punk what

do we got here huh where am i what

happened to line what's the last thing

you remember

well I remember being captured by the

Predacons and then someone in my cab

nothing after that thanked oh I try to

remember where you took rapid run on the

others sorry all I remember is huh the

power plant

higher and I'll be able to reach the top

come on you guys I'm talking inches here

Oh keep it steady down there will ya if

I could just find out with a dim-witted

tow truck for the Autobots he captured

this plan could be successful yet but so

far I've not been able to find them

sky-byte and your plan succeeded now

well not exactly you see everything was

going along quite smoothly but the van

had a teensy little flaw

here we go sigh burn x-brawn we're down

here hang on guys we'll get you out of

there

here cyber let me give you a hand doing

am I glad to see you we've been down

here for hours

ok that's high enough hmm I can't tell

you how sorry I am for putting you

through all this Optimus told us what

happened to you it's not your fault

sure it was the Predacons knew I was a

rookie and how eager I was to do my duty

and used it to their advantage but next

time we'll know better we all will

now for some payback

towline transformed

sharks my record on

ah

sour is toast you're in the wrong place

at the right time guys bye now

the Pegasus Magus or tsunami blaster our

fans

shucks mic record he's all yours oculus

thanks her line o strength att*ck you

Autobots can't stop me just again

megamouth shield power ring

don't forget to write I'm real sorry

guys this was all my fault how can I

ever make it up to you well I'll just

try to remember that every once in a

while you have to bend the rules a

little I was trying to do the right

thing but I guess I was trying a little

too hard sometimes doing the right thing

means being compassionate and

understanding you're right

Thanks off to this yeah that feels great

Oh keep it coming how about there oh

that's nice and cool my windshield was

hot enough to fake a microchip oh no not

again what happened to compassionate

understanding I feel for you buddy but

how would it look if I let a police car

get away with breaking the law no

parties no parking I know I know but I

really needed that shower I had slappers

tongue slime all over my windows and

besides it's 93 degrees today if I don't

love my tips are gonna mount as a peace

officer I demand

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