01x19 - The Fish Test

Episode transcripts for the TV series, "Transformers: RID". Aired: April 5, 2000 – December 27, 2000.*
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While attempting to stop the Predacons from stealing Earth's energy, the Autobots ally themselves with Koji Onishi after Predacon leader Megatron captures the boy's father, Dr. Kenneth Onishi.
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01x19 - The Fish Test

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please

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subscribe button you've been at the

computer all day don't bother me now

slapper I'm taking the online fish

personality test this personality excuse

me but isn't that a contradiction in

terms what you don't know anything frog

boy this test will help me identify my

inner fish there it is jellyfish

this test is saying that I'm a jellyfish

wild toads eat those in fact they're

delicious soy sauce and wild sharks

Feast on brainless toads hey Sky bite

Megatron wants to see you now

Megatron my master I have a plan that

will deliver the earth into your hands

so tell me about it just do it fast I'm

tired of waiting ah so good to be

summoned Megatron I have a new plan to

gather Energon forget about your plan I

want you to help Scourge in his

Decepticons and pay attention maybe you

can learn something from a battle-harden

commander like

foreign

off the energy for Megatron everything's

all planned out that's His Brilliant

master plan well I've got plans of my

own big one he's got Decepticons I've

got Predacons robots in Disguise tell

gas stock and slapper we've got work to

do

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take that you evil Decepticons we're the

good guys yeah I'm a police Autobot

you're under a rush for bad behavior

we're gonna put you cap boats in the

Corral or some other junk hey we're

stybody supposed to be in on this here I

am rail racer Fighter for justice hello

rail racer isn't quite that flamboyant

you know you're never gonna make it as

an actor well you can always work in

cartoons armor blast

rail racer isn't that flammable either

Sky bike's always been hot-headed you

could call it a fiery personality it is

complex which analyzer can do something

's going on here I'm going to find out

what

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cyber what are you doing with my are

you're supposed to be out of Patrol

chill out Ty I'm just taking this online

fish personality test it's very cool

everyone's doing it you're a sports car

you're not a fish that doesn't make any

sense at all this is just way too deep

for you Ty in a cosmic sense we're all

fish inside whoa your true nature is the

Bonito wow that's cool I think so are

bonitos like really popular with the

lady fish huh the needles are very

thick-headed they waste their time

hanging around headquarters instead of

going on patrol just like certain

Autobots that I could name you know

um

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Ty what's the report not good Decepticon

Commandos are attacking the central

power base we need a rapid response call

our best team no problem hey Optimus

your best team is standing right here I

got you covered

we need rapid deployment

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isn't it kind of whippy to hide behind a

wall like this we're already in Disguise

it's not wimpy it's cutting we've got to

make sure that no one knows

see I told you they'd show up and

they're just in time time for what in

time for them to find the Decepticons

get it turbo backfires Uncle blast

Fusion

oh I'm not being picky today

we're not the ones who att*ck the base

running away like little rabbits is a

strategic maneuver now spit up

somebody I need assistance

att*ck of the clowns seen it already

Decepticons battle mode now we're

finally getting somewhere

thank you

Optimus Prime transform

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laser as*ault

combustion m*ssile

this ends now thank you

next Retreat yes sir

to win here but you didn't listen do you

know how much power we could have gotten

from that plant if you hadn't interfered

I have to lock you up for 10 Giga cycle

Megatron I was just trying to help I

found out the Autobots were coming so I

rushed over there I risked my life threw

myself into the line of fire just to one

Scourge and now he accuses me of

interfering

Scourge is going to hit the Bayshore

power plant there's enough energy there

to keep the base powered up for a year

all right if he succeeds Megatron will

put him in charge permanently and I'll

be swimming flaws I got to stop Scourge

but Megatron's watching my every move

cages all around me

tell the Autobots where Scourge is going

we'll send him an invitation yes you hit

the jackpot big girl

oh geez I was only joking when I'm

serious you hate my ideas ah utter

Perfection I can get those Autobots to

do anything I want just watch How I wrap

them around my skin

hey slow down a little bit that paint

job is awesome I love the glossy finish

PayPal anyone who comes between me and a

sporty Roadster is in deep trouble just

cool down I have some information you'll

thank me for I will thank you salt water

clogging your brain again normally I'd

make you eat those words but today is

your lucky day I'm going to give you a

little inside tip all right ah here's a

tip for you I told you I don't want to

fight I've got some information about

the Decepticons yeah like I'm gonna

believe anything you have to say

about having the Autobots wrapped around

as little fins yeah I guess I wouldn't

put it quite like that this is bad just

listen for a minute you can lizard

BattleBots he needs to work on his

people skills he'll ever come between me

and a red sports car

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you just bit the wrong Autobot that

one's a little too hot-headed you're

right he was too stupid to fall for my

treat yeah so uh why don't you try the

four-wheel drive guy yes the off-road

country buff and there's a slick talk

and I'll pull the wall over his Optics

easy who could doubt you

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some jerk's always handing me a line up

here in the mountains I can get away

from all the crazies yeah

okay I'm closing my eyes and thinking

there's something out there other than

big ugly animal monsters when I open my

eyes I'll be back to normal reality

where I come from that's considered bad

matters

Ty I just got bushwhacked by four

Predacons understood I'll send a team

you up no problem just hold on I'm

trying to be friendly here don't you get

it maybe we all put our hands up you'll

get the idea come on now

right see we didn't come to fight hey

what is this April fools here wave a

white flag they like that come on boys

what's the catch no catch Scourge is

planning to raid the baseball power

plant we just thought you'd like to know

right and then you're gonna invite me to

a barbecue we could do that but first

I'm sure you want to stop Scourge from

stealing that power all right let's talk

tuna why would you tell me about this no

special reason we just want to be

helpful that's all

take a hit very well do you well let me

spell it out for you with my laser

writer

it won't happen again I think these guys

escape from the spacers skyvite brought

a tip he says Scourge is gonna att*ck

the Bayshore power plant huh that's the

biggest power plant in the whole country

yeah and why would they want us to know

about it unless it's some sort of

Predacon trap why are you so suspicious

that really hurts my feelings deeply I'm

quite sensitive you do you're about as

sensitive as a pile of rock Sky bike you

send me the personality adjustment

matter of fact I checked my personality

I took the online fish test it said I'm

a Bonita which is a pretty tough fish

ooh Skylight took that test and said he

was a jellyfish the spineless kind

that's rich Sky bite Intergalactic

spokesman for 10 sharp jelly was it

really necessary to tell not sorry won't

happen again why don't you go to the

power plant and see if I'm right why

should we you know I don't even think

you're the real Sky buyer let's see

okay if you're really telling the truth

let's see you do a headstand what I

don't think so sharks don't really do

tricks you know maybe we better forget

the whole thing

all right

Single Fin stand go this takes finesse

all right is that enough capital c can I

stop now fall on nose what

hey if things don't work out you can

always get a job at the Marine Park

all right now check out the power plant

I don't believe old fish face for a

minute this is a totally wasted trip I

was messing with his head don't worry if

that Hombres playing in an ambush we'll

be ready for it right we're just gonna

check the power plant for safety buy the

book and have everyone but me got

totally mental hey look it actually

worked they're heading for the plants

excellent even if we lose it was worth

it to see Skye by bark like a seal you

need a life

whoa look who's here hey guys what's up

coach did Optimus send you here no I'm

here on a special field trip with my

classroom School actually that's lucky

for us we got a tip that there could be

trouble here from the Decepticons have

you seen anything nah relax it's

probably a false alarm but we'll stick

around just in case I better catch up to

my class

all right security Protocols are in

place

yes and won't Scourge be surprised when

he finds out who's waiting for him

oh this is great for my solar chargers

we haven't seen any Decepticons you

think they're really coming fat chance

if skybite says it it's bogus

Decepticons on their way to fall into a

trap actually no

you mean I did all those tricks for the

Autobots from nothing

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it's completely unprotected swag we've

been hoodwinked now I see skyby gave us

the wrong info on purpose so they can

att*ck Crestline

foreign

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I'm into rail racer

the fury

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retreat

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where are the Decepticons I'm ready to

take them on

you're a little late there we just sent

them all on their way looks like we

missed the party whole Sky by threw us

clean off the trail that's completely

unacceptable we need an appropriate

response that shark's gonna regret it

and soon

alas so the predictions have proven true

I have always thought of myself as one

who strikes fear into the hearts of many

a shark with an iron will but it turns

out I'm a jellyfish the online

personality test was right I don't

deserve to have food

a skyvite we've been thinking why don't

we hit a power plant ourselves just like

Scourge only we'll do it better great

idea I'm glad I thought of this you

thought of it where did that come from

Fantasyland yeah revoke his poetic

license

blessed

next run whatever are you doing at this

power plant I came here with Scourge to

steal the energy without alerting the

Autobots but you have ruined that plan

fool Butler coward jellyfish I love when

he humiliates people it's inspirational

yeah he's got a real Flair for it that's

why he's the boss this was a stealth

Mission but you don't know the meaning

of the word your need to prove your

worth costs us dearly I'll let the

Autobots take you apart for sport ah but

you wouldn't want to do that I promise

I'll follow orders from now on you know

it's interesting to see his wimpy side

he's almost likeable but not quite

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Optimus the Predacons are attacking the

power plant of Rocky points send the

autobot Brothers at once no problem

for you you sent us to the wrong power

plant on purpose no wait it was an

honest mistake you just misunderstood

what I was saying

Megatron help me oh how predictable

four

just in time Optimus

Prime battle mode

you were saying blizzard Star Fire

att*ck

let's go

all right I'm crawling is that good

enough I told you it was a

misunderstanding we had a little

communication problem now let me go only

if you do some more shark tricks I know

I refuse okay fine

I'll do it

well that's not bad but I like your seal

better it was so cute that's it I'll

find all of you if I have to that's fine

with us

be even Optimus well my friends will

back me up you'll see your friends left

you high and dry and that ain't healthy

for a flounder I'm not a flounder I'm

not a trained Seer I'm not a jellyfish

I'm a shark I tell you a shark I might

you're nothing but a lousy bottom feeder

now get lost ah never mind forget it

come back leave these power plants alone

if you know what's good for you

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you have brought this on at all of us

your punishment will be to clean up the

Energon smelt it be gone for my chimps

I tried to punch up my action sh*t this

morning but the screen froze now let's

see if I can get through today's action

advice don't betray anyone and don't get

tricky you'll never put it off jellyfish

are too icky if you try it you'll end up

barking like a seal and groveling in

people's feet you could have told me

this this morning and saved me the

humiliation but no you had to freeze up

just what I needed you why am I

listening to a computer anyway

looks like an electric eel now hmm

wonder what their personalities are like

foreign

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