01x07 - What About Meep?/Hard Time Out

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ SpongeBob ♪

- ♪ I'm off to summer camp ♪

- ♪ SpongeBob ♪

- ♪ Through nature I will tramp ♪

- ♪ SpongeBob will have you screaming ♪

- ♪ While milk is streaming right out of your nose ♪

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa!

Ahh! Ahh!

♪ ♪

- ♪ SpongeBob ♪

- ♪ When nature's calling ♪

♪ You'll see me hauling ♪

♪ I'm hitting the trail ♪

male narrator: Well, good morning, campers.

Looks like another perfect day here at Kamp Koral.

Now, as we know, every cabin and camp

has its unique characters,

but there's only one cabin in all of camp

whose occupants are unique in exactly the same way:

the Barge cabin...

[alarm clock ringing]

Otherwise known as Anchovy Cabin.

all: Meep. Meep.

Meep.

[meeping]

- Oh, I need to just-- if--if I could--

excuse me--I--

Whoa!

anchovies: Meep!

- Whew, doggie! That's in the weeds!

anchovies: [meeping]

[triumphant music]

♪ ♪

[meeping]

campers: [coughing]

[rousing music]

- Meep. - Meep.

- Meep. - Meep!

- Meep. - Meep.

- Meep!

♪ ♪

anchovies: Meep!

[meeping]

- Hm?

Hm.

[mysterious music]

[inhales deeply] Moop.

campers: [gasp]

- [sighs] Don't ya mean meep?

- Mm-mm. Moop.

- You want moop? I'll give you moop.

Makes me no never mind. Moop du jour.

anchovies: [meeping]

Meep.

- [chomping]

Moop.

anchovies: Meep!

[meeping]

- Moop. Moop. Moop.

anchovies: [meeping]

- Moop. all: Meep.

- Moop. all: Meep.

- ♪ Moop-oop-moop! ♪

all: ♪ Meep meep! ♪

- ♪ Moop-oop-moop! ♪

all: ♪ Meep meep! ♪

- ♪ Moop-oop-moop! ♪

all: ♪ Meep meep! ♪

- ♪ Moop-moooooop, moop-moop moop-moop moop-moop ♪

♪ Moop-moop moop-moop moop-moop, moop ♪

♪ Moop-oop-moop! ♪

all: ♪ Meep meep! ♪

- ♪ Moop-oop-moop! ♪

all: ♪ Meep meep! ♪

- ♪ Moop-oop-moop! ♪

all: ♪ Meep meep! ♪

- ♪ Moop-moooooop, moop-moop moop-moop moop-moop ♪

♪ Moop-moop moop-moop moop-moop, moop ♪

Moop. Moop.

Moop-oop-moop!

[sadly] Moop, moop, moop.

anchovies: [meeping]

[somber music]

- Moop! - Oh!

♪ ♪

- Moop. - Wait. What?

- , .

- Moop. - moop.

[grunts] [screams]

- Moop.

♪ Moop ♪

Moop. - [laughs]

- Moop. Moop!

[speaker buzzes] Moop.

[birds cawing]

- [humming]

[toilet flushes]

Moop.

- I think you mean "poop."

Hey, SpongeBob!

- Hey, Patrick!

Ciao, anchovy. Meep.

- Moop.

- Don't they usually say, "Meep?"

- Let's not get involved. He's part of that cluck.

- Clique. - Okay.

- [mooping]

- Ah! His name is Chovy.

He says he's tired of being a carbon copy.

He wants to be his own fish with his own personality.

I spent a summer abroad in Anchovia.

- Moop moop.

- But he doesn't know what kind of personality he wants to be.

Don't worry, Chovy. We'll help ya.

High five!

- [smooches] - Huh.

- All right, I'll help too!

Just as long as he doesn't steal my friendly personality.

[growls]

- There!

- They really complement each other.

- Hmm.

Here's something that might help you out.

I tried out a lot of different personalities

before I picked the perfect one you see before you today.

[playful music]

- Moop.

Ooh, moop!

- Hey, I said not me!

- Duh-moop, doy-moop,

doi-moop.

Doi-moop!

- You're not even doing it right!

It's like this.

[babbling]

both: [babbling]

- [laughs]

- [imitating laugh] Moop!

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- [imitating laugh]

[laughter]

- Why are there twice as many

SpongeBobs and Patricks in here?

- [as Squidward] Moop!

[mooping]

- Wow. Now that kid's got personality!

You oughta listen to him.

- Hmm, maybe...

- Hey! - Yoink.

[upbeat clarinet tune]

♪ ♪

- Oh, forget it.

You don't sound at all like Mr. Tentacles.

- Ow!

- I thought I smelled anchovies.

What y'all doin?

- Moop?

- Y'know, maybe a deep-sea diving squirrel from Texas

is your personality, Chovy.

- [sighs] - Huh?

- Moop, y'all.

- Okay, this is weird.

- Teach him something Texas, Sandy.

- Hmm, well, how 'bout a little line dancing?

[energetic country music]

[jug whooshing softly]

- Now you're gettin' it!

[grunting]

♪ ♪

- [gasping]

- Uh-oh. He's getting all dried out!

- Moop!

- [grunting]

[flushing sound]

- Maybe Texas ain't for you.

- Isn't. - Exactly.

Let's find another personality for ya.

The jock is a classic personality type.

[upbeat music]

- [grunting] Moop.

- Come on, moop that weight.

Shoulders should be boulders.

I want you swole!

[whimpers]

- Moop muscle.

Moop.

- I bet a chef's personality will be a great fit for Chovy.

Don't you, Patrick? - Don't I Patrick what?

- Hmm, I know what to do with you.

[grunts] - [whimpers]

- ♪ Delivery! ♪

- [grunts] Keep the change!

- [screams] - [laughs]

- Moop.

- He found himself!

And I found an anchovy pizza.

- Patrick, pizza's not a personality!

- [whines]

both: Yes!

- [sighs]

Moop.

both: Yes!

- Moop.

both: Yes!

- Moop.

both: Yes!

- Moop.

- [sighs] We've tried everything.

I don't know what else to try.

- Let's try the pizza! - [sighs]

Moop.

Moop?

Moop.

- Moop? Huh, no. Mop.

- Oh, yeah, mop. That's what I meant to say.

[rousing music]

[jellyfish buzzing]

♪ ♪

anchovies: [meeping]

[door opens] Meep?

[wind whooshing] - [grunts]

♪ ♪

Mop!

anchovies: Mop.

- Mop.

[hard rock music]

- Mop.

[surf rock music]

- Mop.

[elegant upbeat music]

anchovies: [mopping]

[playful marching music]

♪ ♪

- Meep.

- [chuckles] [warmly] Well, well.

Looks like after a full

and difficult day of trying to find himself,

our little fish friend has learned

that sometimes it feels good to just be Meep.

- You sure sound folksy tonight, SpongeBob.

- Hm? Folksy?

Oh. [chuckles] I guess summer camp....

[normally] Just does that to me, Patrick.

Good night!

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[laughter] - Faster!

both: Beep-boop. Beep-boop.

- [screams]

- I'm thirsty!

[whimpers] - Huh?

[yelps, grunts]

- [wheezes]

I'm still thirsty!

- Oh, Patrick!

- Thirsty, thirsty, thirsty!

[screaming] - [panting]

Thirsty!

Thirsty, thirsty!

I bet there's water in there.

- [panting]

Patrick, I don't think we should be in here

without Camp Master Krabs.

- [burps]

Ah, that hit the spot. Here, have a sip.

- No thanks.

Hmm.

S.S. "Carpus"? [gasps]

- That's a dumb name for water.

- Patrick! This isn't water!

You drank Mr. Krabs' prized ship in a bottle!

[stomach rumbling] - Uh-oh.

[dramatic music]

[bell dinging] [rubber ducky squeaking]

- [babbling, singing] - Mr. Krabs!

- [babbling, singing]

- [screams]

Get out, ship! Get out!

- Let me help!

Get out, ship! Get out!

[slow-motion] No!

Phew.

[whimpering]

- [whistling]

[grunting]

- [yelping]

- I'll get it!

- Huh? SpongeBob?

- [gasps] - Me S.S. "Carpus"!

She was the first ship I ever sailed on!

And it's shipwrecked!

[sobbing]

- We are so sorry, Mr. Krabs. Really, we are.

- What do you mean, we? - Huh?

[wind whooshing]

- I meant...me.

- Frankly, I'm surprised that a good boy like yourself

would get involved in such bad boy-erie.

I've got no choice but to sentence you to time out.

- Time out?

[whines]

- Are ye ready to pay your debt to society?

Good.

Well then, get ready for hard time!

Are ye comfortable?

For your tushy. [chuckles]

[humming]

- [sighs]

- Oh, and if you get hungry, there's snacks in the fridge.

Bye-bye!

- Ah, this ain't so bad!

- seconds,

seconds,

seconds.

[tattoo machine buzzing]

[sighs]

[grunting]

- Psst. Hey, SpongeBob.

Don't worry, buddy. I'm gonna bust you out.

[both grunt]

- Ow! - [laughs] Sorry.

- I don't want to be busted out, Patrick.

I'm doing your time. You're too soft for the joint.

- Ah, I get it.

There are ears everywhere except on us.

We have no ears.

[grunting]

Let's go!

[energetic spy music]

♪ ♪

- Patrick! No!

- Oh. - [grunts]

- [screams]

- Let's get outta here, SpongeBob!

- Patrick, no!

[drill whirring]

- [humming]

Hyah! [creature yelps]

♪ ♪

Huh.

- Patrick, no!

- Huh?

Since I can't break SpongeBob out,

I'm gonna break myself in!

I'm going on a crime spree!

- [babbling, singing] [squeaks]

- What'cha gonna do, old man?

- Why you--

oh, a candy bar!

Still factory wrapped and me favorite flavor--free!

[laughs] - [screams]

A candy bar?

[grunting]

What am I doing? I don't want candy bars.

I want prison bars!

[yelps]

[grunting]

[panting]

[mischievous music]

♪ ♪

- Ah--

[whimpers]

- [whistling]

Huh?

[screams]

♪ ♪

all: Huh?

[screaming] - Somebody save us!

- I did it! It was me!

- Well, blow me down!

Urchins are natural vacuum cleaners.

[urchins burp] Good work, camper!

- Come on!

- Hmm, stage in shape. Check.

Cabins in shape.

Check.

The outhouse. Ugh.

The gross, smelly outhouse.

Wait a minute. What?

[engine revving]

- [laughs]

[tires screeching]

[hollers, yelping]

[cackling]

[grunting]

- Excellent work, camper!

That outhouse needed a good cleaning!

- [growls]

Oh, what do ya gotta do in this camp to get a time out?

- [gasps]

Tossing your neckerchief in the dirt.

That's disrespectin' camp property!

Looks like you've got yourself a time out.

- [laughs] Oh, yay!

Cuff me.

- [babbling, singing]

Another bad boy for the big house.

[gasps] Ooh.

- [whimpering, babbling]

- Oh. You guys cool out.

I'll check back in a little while.

- Hey, buddy. I've come to keep you company.

- Do I know you?

- [voice distorted] It's me, Patrick!

- But I already have a Patrick.

- This is Patrick.

He's my best friend.

- But I thought I was your best friend.

[voice echoing] Friend. Friend. Friend.

- [giggling] - Hey!

I'm the only one who gets to whisper in SpongeBob's holes!

All right, I'll admit that you're probably smarter than me

and you smell better, and yes,

you're--you're better looking, which is pretty hard to do.

But SpongeBob is my sponge!

[dramatic music]

[bell dings]

- Patrick, don't hurt Patrick!

- [grunting]

Then stop being so beautiful!

Ow!

Get off me, you dream boat!

- Ahh!

- Pull yourself together and fight me, you stone cold fox!

- Patrick? You'll be all right, buddy.

- [sobbing] No, no, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no, no! - Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

[both babbling]

- Okay, your time out is up, boys.

[coughing]

Hmm, I said,

time out is up.

Go!

- Oh, hi, Patrick.

- Hi, SpongeBob. We've been pardoned.

- Shall we?

both: ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

- [sighs]

- Ooh, I really gotta use the outhouse.

- Oh, yeah.

About that outhouse. The lake's this way.

- [grunts] One more piece.

Now, where's that glue?

- Here you go. - [screaming]

- I guess every now and then

we can all use a time out.