01x07 - Sleepover/Big Banana

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Oswald". Aired: August 20, 2001 – September 19, 2003.*
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Follows the daily experiences of an anthropomorphic blue octopus named Oswald, accompanied by his beloved hot dog-shaped dog, Weenie, and their life in the cheerful and whimsically-designed community of Big City.
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01x07 - Sleepover/Big Banana

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[Cheerful melodic music]




Dum, dum, toothbrush.

Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum,

Slippers.

Tonight's the night, weenie.

Henry's invited us to a sleepover at his house.

[Whimpers]

I know it's your very first sleepover, weenie,

But don't worry.

It's right downstairs.

[Whimpers]

It's just like our apartment, but different.

[Whimpers]

And henry is our good friend.

Ruff, ruff

[Whines]

Hey, would you feel better if you brought your bone?

Ruff, ruff

That's better, isn't it?

Ruff

Come on.

Let's go.

[Cheerful music]



Good evening.

Ruff, ruff

Knock, knock

[Henry] who is it?

Oswald and weenie.

Welcome, oswald,

And welcome, weenie,

To your very first sleepover.

[Whimpers]

This is going to be the best sleepover ever.

Time for dinner.

What are we having?

To celebrate weenie's first sleepover,

We're having my favorite saturday night meal,

Trout balls and spaghetti.

Rawr, rawr

Um, uh, that's not what weenie and I

Have at home.

We usually have egg foo yummy.

[Panting]

But let's give it a try.

Rawr

Oh, my gosh.

Would you feel better if you had

Your special dinner bowl?

Ruff, ruff

Excuse me, henry.

[Light instrumental music]



Good evening.

Good evening.

There, that's better, isn't it?

Ruff

Help yourself to a penguin feast,

Buddy boy.

Mm-mmm.

Oh, it's delicious, henry.

Just take a taste.

I'm sure you're going to love it.

[Sniffing]

Ruff

Slurp, slurp

Slurp

Mmm, that was great.

Now weenie and I can try

Something different for dinner.

Time to watch tv.

Oh, good.

Come on, weenie.

Ruff, ruff

[Whimpering]

[Man over tv] sammy starfish.

Yippee, we're just in time

For sammy starfish.

♪ It's sammy starfish time.

♪ I'm bright as a penny.

♪ My good points are many.

♪ I'm-- ♪

[Static noise]

[Weenie] ruff

[Oswald] wait, wait.

What's happening?

I always watch penguin patrol.

Ruff

Weenie and I usually watch sammy starfish,

But let's give it a try.

[Man over tv] on tonight's episode of penguin patrol,

Officer penguin catches up with a speeding dolphin.

[Imitating] you've made quite a splash here,

Mr. Dolphin.

Sorry, officer.

I didn't see that red buoy.

Wow, what a great show.

Weenie and I should have watched this before.

Ruff, ruff

That closes the book on another episode

Of penguin patrol.

See you again next week.

[Over tv] same time, same iceberg.

: , Time for the penguin polka.

What's the penguin polka, henry?

It's the special dance I do every saturday night.

Well, that's not what weenie and I do at home.

Ruff, ruff

I usually play the piano, and weenie sings along.

[Howls]

Nonsense.

It's polka time.

Everybody dance.

Watch carefully, oswald.

[Polka music playing]



♪ Wiggle your tail. Flap your wing. ♪

♪ Stomp your feet, and you're in full swing. ♪

♪ Let's all do the penguin polka. ♪

♪ Hey.

♪ Wiggle your tail. Flap your wing. ♪

♪ Stomp your feet, and you're in full swing. ♪

♪ Let's all do the penguin polka. ♪

Ruff

[Howls]

[Together] ♪ hey! ♪

[Laughing]

Time to go to bed.

[Whimpers]

Oh, my gosh.

Would you feel better if you had your special bed?

Rawr, rawr

Excuse me, henry.

Good evening.

[Cheerful music]



Rawr

That's better, isn't it?

[Yawning]

Time to turn out the light.

All righty.

I just need to turn on a few night-lights first.



♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪

Good night, henry.

Good night, oswald.

Sweet dreams, henry.

Good night, oswald.

Don't let the bedbugs bite, henry.

Good night, oswald.

Nighty night, henry.

Good night, oswald!

Good night.

[Whispering] good night, weenie.

Rawr

Rawr

[Snoring]

Gee, it sure is bright in here.

Ruff, ruff

Ruff, ruff

[Muffled] ruff, ruff

Great idea, girl.

[Whispering] good night, weenie.

[Whimpers]

[Snoring]

Aah.

Ruff, ruff

Aah, that was a great sleep.

Ruff, ruff

Good morning, oswald.

Good morning, henry.

I think weenie enjoyed her first sleepover.

[Howling]

Ruff, ruff

I'm glad you enjoyed it, weenie,

And here's something from your very first sleepover.

It's piano music for the penguin polka.

Ruff, ruff

Oh, thank you, henry.

We had a great time.

See you later.

Good-bye, henry.

Ruff

Good morning.

[Sighing]

Well, weenie, girl, home again.

What would you like to do today?

Take a walk in the park?

Rawr

Go to johnny's for a sno-cone?

[Whimpers]

Oh.

Well, what, then?

[Howls]

Ruff

Oh, you want to dance, do you?

Ruff

[Playing polka music]

[Howling]

Ruff, ruff

[Howling melodically]

[Panting]

Ruff, ruff

Ruff, oww

Ruff, ruff

[Oswald] ♪ dum, dum, dum, dum, hmm, hmm. ♪

♪ Hmm, hmm, hmm. ♪

Gee, weenie, I can't wait till these seeds grow up to be

A big, strong banana plant

So we can have fresh bananas every day.

Ruff, ruff

[Trickling]

Ruff, ruff

Oh, well, I guess a little more water

Couldn't hurt.

Ruff, ruff, ruff

Say, that's a good idea, girl.

Seeds need lots of light to grow.

[Yawning]

Come on, girl, it's time for bed.

Good night, little banana plant.

Good night, weenie.

Awwr, rawr

[Light instrumental music]



Ding

Bbbrrring!

[Yawning]

Rawr

Hey, girl, let's see if our banana plant

Has sprouted yet.

Ruff, ruff

[Grunting]

Ruff, ruff, ruff

What is it, girl?

Ruff, ruff, ruff ruff, ruff, ruff

[Grunting]

Wow, we grew a big banana, weenie.

[Laughing]

Gee, I guess watering and shining the light on it

Really worked, girl.

Ruff, ruff, ruff

Hey, how about some big banana

For breakfast?

[Oswald humming]



Here you go, girl.

There's plenty more where that came from.

Ruff, ruff

[Trombone music]



Oh, weenie, I can't eat another bite.

[Whines]

What'll we do with the rest of the big banana, girl?

Ding, ding, ding

Good morning, henry.

Good morning, oswald.

May I trouble you for some blueberries

To top my fish pancakes?

Gee, henry, I'm fresh out of blueberries,

But could I interest you in a piece

Of this big banana?

Big banana, you say?

Help yourself.

Chomp, chomp, chomp

My, my, oswald, this big banana is delicious.

Mm-mm.

Thanks for the big banana, oswald.

See you later.

Good-bye, henry.

Ruff, ruff

There's enough big banana to share with everybody.

We'll make it a big banana day.

Ruff, ruff

Ruff, ruff

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ruff, ruff

Oh, good idea.

[Cheerful music]



Good morning, oswald.

Yes, yes, good.

Good morning, fellas.

Good heavens, oswald, where did you get

That big banana?

Yes, big.

I grew it myself.

Ruff, ruff

And weenie helped.

Say, do you boys know what day it is today?

Mmm, wednesday?

No.

Uh, thursday?

It's big banana day.

Big banana day, you say?

Would you like a piece?

Well, I don't know, oswald.

You see, my friend, we're on our way

To purchase a new frisbee, and--

Wait.

Watch this.

My, my, oswald, that is clever.

Yes, yes, quite clever.

Would you like some banana?

[Together] hmm.

Why, yes, we would.

Yes, yes.

[Together] happy big banana day.

Ruff, ruff

[Grunting]

Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff

Oh, right, girl.

Good morning, madame butterfly.

Good morning, catrina.

My stars, oswald, what are you doing

With that big banana?

Why, today is big banana day.

Big banana day?

Yes.

Would you like a piece?

Oh, heavens, what would I do with it?

I bet it would make some yummy banana muffins.

You know, you're right.

It certainly would.

Why, I could make banana bread and banana cookies

And banana cereal for you, catrina; banana cream pie.

Weenie, let's go.

Banana upside-down cake.

Banana brulee.

Ooh.

Ruff, ruff

Oh, right weenie.

Banana fritters, banana--

Whew.

Ooh.

[Grunting]

Good afternoon, johnny.

Why, good afternoon, oswald.

Good afternoon, weenie.

Say, oswald,

That's a mighty big banana.

I grew it myself.

Ruff, ruff

And weenie helped.

Do you know what today is?

It's big banana day.

Would you like some?

Well, I don't know, oswald.

What would I do with it?

Why, you could make banana splits for a week.

Ruff, ruff

You've got that right, oswald.

Thank you kindly.

Happy big banana day, johnny.

Whew.

♪ Have some big banana. ♪

♪ Would you like a slice? ♪

♪ It's so big and round, ♪

♪ You can eat it twice. ♪

♪ It's such a treat, ♪

♪ And I feel

♪ You'll really love

♪ Its appeal.

♪ It's a big banana

♪ Made for big banana day. ♪

Whew.

Ding, ding

Hi, oswald.

Oh, hi, daisy.

I'd wish you a happy big banana day

And give you some banana, but all I have left

Is this peel.

That's okay, oswald.

I heard you shared the big banana with everybody.

You're a swell-o fellow.

Ruff

You too, weenie.

Say, oswald, can I have that peel?

You want it?

Gosh-a-roonie, I sure do.

Thanks.

Bye, daisy.

Bye, oswald.

[Sighing]

Awrrr

[Light piano music]



[Birds chirping]

Boy, weenie, I'm glad we shared

The big banana.

Rawr, rawr

But I sure am tired.

Ruff, ruff

[People chattering]

[Band music playing]



Oh, my gosh, weenie.

Ruff, ruff

[Egg] oswald, catch.

[Together] happy big banana day, oswald.

We started a new holiday.

[Madame butterfly] happy big banana day, oswald.

You too, weenie.

Hey, oswald,

One banana burger medium rare coming up.

Happy big banana day, buddy.

A big banana special a la oswald.

Gee, thanks, johnny.

No, oswald, thank you.

Thanks for sharing your big banana.

Happy big banana day, oswald.

[Band music playing]



Ahh.

[All] happy big banana day, oswald.
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