01x02 - The Polka-Dot/The Marshmallow

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Oswald". Aired: August 20, 2001 – September 19, 2003.*
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Follows the daily experiences of an anthropomorphic blue octopus named Oswald, accompanied by his beloved hot dog-shaped dog, Weenie, and their life in the cheerful and whimsically-designed community of Big City.
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01x02 - The Polka-Dot/The Marshmallow

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[Cheerful melodic music]




Ruff, ruff, ruff

Arr-ruff, ruff, ruff

Ready?

Go get it, girl.

Ruff, ruff,

Roo-rrr-rrr, ruff, ruff

Nicely done, weenie girl.

Henry, did you see what weenie did?

Hmm? No.

Did you know the price of sardines

Has gone up again?

Good girl.

Ruff, ruff

Okay, let's see if you can catch this one.

Ruff, ruff, arr-rrr,

Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff

Ruff

What's the matter?

What is it, weenie girl?

[Sniffing]

It's an umbrella.

Someone must have left it behind.

I'll just leave it here.

Maybe whoever lost the umbrella

Will find it.

Hey.

Whoa!

Ruff, ruff

It's that umbrellaagain.

Well, I better not leave the umbrella here.

Somebody may tripover it.

What have you got there, oswald?

It's a polka-dot umbrella.

Weenie found it over that hill.

Hmm, interesting.

Maybe it belongs to someone here in the park.

Hey, I bet you're right, henry.

Excuse me.

Did you lose an umbrella, steve?

I don't think so.

Is this yours?

Quack, quack

Or yours?

Or yours? Or yours?

Quack

Or yours?

Quack, quack

Did either of you lose an umbrella?

Mm, not i.

Yes, yes,nor i.

Arf, arf

Is this yours?

Arf, arf

Did you lose an umbrella?

Mm-mm.

Gee, weenie,

I wonder who this umbrella belongs to.

Did you lose...

A polka-dot umbrella?



♪ Is it yours or yours or yours? ♪

♪ A lovely, a lovely big umbrella. ♪

♪ Are you absolutely sure?

♪ Some poor, unhappy fella ♪

♪ Lost his polka-dot umbrella. ♪

♪ Is it yours?

Beep

♪ Or yours or yours? ♪

Hmm.

Well, you tried, oswald, old chum.

Why don't you just keep it?

Keep it?

Who needs an umbrella on a warm, sunny day?

Hey, do you want it, henry?

No, thanks.

Like you said,

Who needs an umbrella on a warm, sunny day?

Squeak-squeak

I have an idea.

And that takes care of that.

What did you do with the umbrella, oswald?

I found it a good home in an umbrella stand.

[Madame butterfly] yoo-hoo, oswald.

Hmm?

Oh, oswald.

Oh, oswald, I'm glad I caught you.

You forgot your umbrella.

Oh, um...

Here you go.

Oh, thank you.

Hey, would you like this umbrella,

Madame butterfly?

Oh, now, don't be silly, oswald.

Who needs an umbrella on a warm, sunny day?

Well, got to fly.

Oh, well.

Looks like you're stuck

With that umbrella,old pal.

Squeak-squeak

Wait.

I have another idea.

I'll leave the umbrella at this bus stop.

Good-bye, umbrella.

[Whistle blows]

[Man] hold on, there.

Not so fast.

Is anything wrong, officer?

Not at all.

You just forgot this.

You're lucky.

Someone might have taken it.

I know.

Thank you,officer.

Say, would you like to have this umbrella?

No, thank you.

Who needs an umbrella on a warm, sunny day?

What are you going to do with it now, oswald?

Let me see.

Hmm.

I think that pretzel cart would look a lot better

With a nice umbrella on it.

[Whistling]

Good-bye, umbrella.

Ching-ching

Aroo, ruff

What?

Oh, no!

Tough break, oswald, pal.

Maybe you should keep it.

Who needs an umbrella on a warm, sunny day?

There's got to be some way to get rid of it.

Ah.

And I know just the thing.

Squeak-squeak

Good-bye, umbrella.

Well, I think I got rid of that umbrella

Once and for all.

Uh-oh.

Oh, no!

That is quite an umbrella, old friend.

I give up!

[Sighs]

It looks like I'm stuck with this umbrella, henry.

[Thunder booming]

Uh-oh.

Ruff, ruff

We better go, or we'll all get wet.

Aroo, ruff, ruff

Arf, arf, arf, arf

What is it, girl?

The umbrella!

Of course, weenie!

Oh, we're getting drenched.

Mind if we join you?

[Giggling]

Not at all.

Hey, it's kind of wet out here.

Wet, indeed.

Yes, yes, wet.

Come on in.

There's plenty of room.

You were really smart

To have an umbrella with you

On a wet, rainy day, oswald.

Thanks.

Say, oswald, old pal,

If you still want to get rid of this umbrella,

I'd be happy to take it off your hands.

No, I think I like this polka-dot umbrella

Just fine, henry.

I'm going to keep it.

[All chattering at once]

[Chirping]

[Oswald] dum-dum, da-dum-dum.

[Humming]

Dum-dum da-dum-dum.

Dum-da-dum-dum. Mm-mmm, mm-mmm-mm.

Mm-mm-mm, mm-mmm.

I love having company.

Don't you, weenie girl?

Rrr-ruff

Everything has to be just right.

Let's see--

Peppermint tea, hot cocoa.

Hmm, I think I'm forgetting something.

[Gasps] the marshmallows!

I almost forgot the marshmallows, weenie!

Ruff, ruff

One marshmallow,

Two marshmallows,

Three marshmallows.

Perfect.

[Knocking at door]

Rrr-rrr, roo-rrr-rrr

They're here!

[Sniffing]

Slurp

Right on time.

Hiya, oswald.

Hey, oswald.

Ruff, ruff, ruff

Hey, there, weenie girl.

You really know how to throw a tea party, buddy boy.

Why, thank you.

Peppermint tea, daisy?

Why, yes, please.

A nice cup of hot cocoa, henry?

Yes, yes.

That's what I always have, thank you.

Mm, I hate to be a bother, oswald, old chum,

But where are the marshmallows?

I always have three marshmallows

In my hot cocoa--

No more, no less.

No bother at all, henry.

Three marshmallows coming right up.

Here you go, henry.

Um, oswald,

I always have three marshmallows

In my hot cocoa.

Yes, I know.

Well, there are only two marshmallows

On this plate.

[Gasps]

Two?

One marshmallow, two marshmallows.

But there were three before.

There are only two now.

Then one marshmallow is missing.

[Whining]

What is it,weenie?

Did you eat the third marshmallow?

[Whimpering apologetically]

It's okay.

You didn't know henry always had three marshmallows.

Ahem.

No more, no less.

Don't you have any more marshmallows, oswald?

No, I only had three.

Well, I suppose I could make do

With two marshmallows.

I know!

I'll go get you another marshmallow.

Oh, oswald, you really don't have to bother.

No bother at all.

I'll be right back.

[Wind whistling]

It looks like rain, old pal.

You better take your umbrella.

Be back in a minute.

My, I didn't know it was so windy.

Good afternoon, oswald.

Hi, andy.

I need one--

Gumdrops,

Lemon drops, lollipops,

Taffy, toffee, jelly beans, belly beans?

What'll it be?

I just need one marshmallow.

One marshmallow coming right up.

Here you go-- one marshmallow.

Bye, andy.

I have to get this marshmallow to henry.

All righty.

Come again.

Ka-ching

Ooh, hey!

Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho!

Hmm, I wonder where oswald is.

I'm sure he'll be back soon.

Ruff, ruff, ruff

Oh, don't worry, weenie girl.

Oswald will be back in a jiffy.

Whoa!

Ruff, ruff, ruff

Hey!

Ruff

I've never seen big city like this before.

♪ I'm in the air.

♪ That's me up there.

♪ I'm way above the city. ♪

♪ What joy to fly ♪

♪ Across the sky.

♪ It all looks so pretty.

♪ They seem so small, ♪

♪ The cars and all the buildings ♪

♪ Of the town.

♪ But henry waits.

♪ Mustn't be late.

♪ It's time to head back down. ♪

Ah.

Bong!

Oh, my gosh!

I need to get this marshmallow to henry

Before his hot cocoa gets cold.

Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack

Quack, quack, quack, quack

Please, after you.

Quack, quack, quack

After you, after you, after you.

After you, after you, after you.

After you, after you, after you, after you,

After you, after you, after you, after you.

Quack, quack, quack

Let's see.

What's the fastest way home?

Aha!

Through the park!

Oh, looks like I'm not the only one in a rush.

Excuse me.

Marshmallow coming through!

Excuse me, pardon me.

Make way for the marshmallow!

Woo-hoo!

Sorry, johnny.

I can't stop right now.

I must get henry this marshmallow.

My word.

[Panting]

Squeak-squeak

Buzz, buzz, buzz

Ding!

[Panting]

Ding

[Panting]

Whoops!

Whoa!

Ha, ah!

Ooh, hoo.

Whew.

Almost home.

Henry must be wondering what's taking me so long.

[Thunder booming]

Oh, my gosh!

I wonder what's keeping oswald.

Ruff, rrr-rrr, ruff

Oswald!

We were worried!

Where were you?

[Panting]

I was getting henry's marshmallow.

Here you go, henry.

Thanks, buddy,

But I already had my hot cocoa.

You did?

But...

It was superb with two marshmallows.

From now on,

I'm having two marshmallows--

No more, no less.

Oh, well, gosh.

What are you going to do

With that extra marshmallow?

I know just what to do.

Here you go, weenie girl.

Gulp

Slurp

Ruff, ruff, ruff

Clink

[All slurping]

Ruff, ruff
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