01x01 - Chasing The Ice-Cream/Camping Trip

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Oswald". Aired: August 20, 2001 – September 19, 2003.*
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Follows the daily experiences of an anthropomorphic blue octopus named Oswald, accompanied by his beloved hot dog-shaped dog, Weenie, and their life in the cheerful and whimsically-designed community of Big City.
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01x01 - Chasing The Ice-Cream/Camping Trip

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[Cheerful melodic music]



[Jaunty piano music]

[Excited barking and howling]

[Bell ringing]

Rowr?oh!

[Bell ringing]

Is that jingle jingle what I think it is, girl?

[Bell ringing]

[Distant voices]

Ruff, ruff!

Ice cream!

Ding, ding, ding

[Cheering]

Hurray!

I'm going to get my very favorite flavor,

Swizzleberry swirl.

Ruff, ruff!

Oh, I'm sure johnny will have a vanilla dog biscuit too.

Quick!

We don't want to miss the truck.

♪ Ice cream. Ice cream. ♪

♪ Ice cream. Ice cream. Ice cream. ♪

♪ That jing-a-ling-a-ling means one thing. ♪

♪ Ice cream. Ice cream. ♪

♪ Let's follow the bell. It's going to be swell. ♪

♪ Ice...cream. ♪

Huh? Ruff, ruff!

Where'd the truck go?

Hello, oswald. Hello, weenie.

You've got to try my salmon sorbet.

Slurp

Gulp

It tastes like it's fresh from the sea.

No, thank you, henry.

Did you see which way the ice cream truck went?

He just drove that way.

[Bell ringing]

I hear it.

Thanks, henry.

Ruff!

[Jolly music]

[Bell ringing]

[Music concludes]

Ding, ding, ding

Oh, it was just a cash register ringing.

[Whimpers]

[Madame butterfly] isn't this lettuce leaf crunchy-yummy, catrina?

[Gurgles delightedly]

Slurp, slurp

[Gurgling]

Oh, oswald, would you like a taste?

It's just scrumptious.

No, thanks, madame butterfly.

We're going to get our own.

Did you see which way the ice cream truck went?

He's heading up the street to big city park.

[Bell ringing]

I hear it.

Thanks, madame butterfly.

Ruff!

[Jolly music]

Dong!

Ding!

Dong!

Oh, I can't wait for that swizzleberry cone.

Come on, girl, let's hurry!

Ruff!

♪ Ice cream. Ice cream. ♪

♪ Ice cream. Ice cream. Ice cream. ♪

♪ That jing-a-ling means one thing. ♪

♪ Ice cream. Ice cream. ♪

♪ Let's follow the bell. It's going to be swell. ♪

♪ Ice cream.

♪ Ice...cream. ♪

[Bell ringing]

[Birds chirping]

[Bell ringing]

He's just around that bush, weenie.

You go around that way, and I'll go around this way,

So we won't miss him.

Ruff, ruff!

Oh, you're not johnny.

[Whimpers]

Ding, ding, ding!

You just missed him, oswald.

Mmmm, what a glorious day for ice cream.

Yes, yes, this humpty dumpty humdinger sundae

Is glorious as well.

[Together] would you like some?

No, thanks, egbert.

No, thanks, leo.

I want to get a swizzleberry swirl cone of my own.

Did you see which way the ice cream truck went?

[Together] mmmmm.

Ah, I believe he went that way.

Yes. Yes.

No, I believe he went that way.

He may have gone that way.

Or that way.

Can you remember exactly?

We don't want to miss him.

[Together]mmmm.

We believe.

Yes?

He went.

Yes?

[Bell ringing]

[Together] that way!

I hear it.

Thanks, egbert.

Thanks, leo.

Ruff!

[Jolly music]



[Horns honking]

[Motor chuffing]

[Giggling]

I can't hear the jingle jingle, weenie.

Can you?

[Whimpers meekly]

[Horns honking]

Here, girl-- up!

See the truck?

Rowr

[Barks excitedly]

Oh, you found it.

Let's run.

[Jolly music]

It's moving.

Come on, hurry.

Ruff, ruff!

[Bell ringing]

Ring, ring, ring!

Oh, no!

It's just a big white elephant.

Humph!

[Bell ringing]

Wait.

I hear it.

Hurry!

[Jolly music]

Ruff! Ruff, ruff!

We're getting closer, weenie.

And closer.

Ruff!

And closer.

Oh, we're finally going to catch the ice cream truck.

I can almost taste that swizzleberry cone.

Ruff, ruff! Ruff!

[Bell ringing]

Dinner.

Ding, ding, ding

Oh, weenie.

We missed the ice cream truck.

I guess we won't get any ice cream today, girl.

[Whimpers]

♪ No ice

♪ Cream no.

♪ Ice cream.

♪ We ran for the truck but ran out of luck. ♪

♪ No ice cream.

♪ No ice cream.

♪ No ice cream. ♪

[Bell ringing]

[Ringing stops]

[Bell ringing]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bell ringing]

Ding, ding, ding

Hey, johnny, do you need help changing that tire?

Oswald, weenie, am I glad to see you two.

Sure, I'd love some help.

Come on, girl.

Ruff!

[Merry music]

Ruff, ruff!

Squeak, squeak

Squeak, squeak

Grrt, grrt, grrt

All set, johnny.

You're back in business.

Well, that's great.

And to thank you for your help,

How about some ice cream?

I've been really looking forward to a swizzleberry swirl cone.

Ruff!

And weenie would like a vanilla dog biscuit.

Ruff, ruff!

One swizzleberry swirl cone and one vanilla dog biscuit

Coming right up.

[Triumphant music]

Chomp!

Thanks, johnny.

Sl-u-u-urp

Slurp, slurp, slurp

Chomp, chomp

Ruff, ruff!

Thank you kindly, oswald.

[Engine turning]

[Bell ringing]

[Jolly music]

Slurp, slurp

Mmmm.

Slurp, slurp

[Horn honking]

[Horn beeping]

[Weenie yawns]

Look, weenie.

It's a beautiful day for our camping trip.

[Excited barking]

Let's get ready.

[Upbeat piano music]

♪ Oh, what should we pack?

♪ A nice tasty snack.

♪ A blanket in case there's a nip. ♪

♪ A tent snug and strong and maybe a song. ♪

♪ Oh, how I love a camping trip. ♪

Ow-oooo!

Ruff!

Hmm, what shall I do with the blanket?

Ruff, ruff!

Good idea, weenie.

Hup, two. Hup, two.

We are campers through and through.

[Upbeat music]

Hup, two, three, four.

Here we are on henry's floor.

Knock, knock, knock

Are you ready to go camping, henry?

I don't know, oswald.

Looks like it might...

Rain.

It's not going to rain.

It's bright and sunny outside.

Oh, sure, now it is.

But the weather can change quickly.

Come on, henry.

We're going to pitch a tent and have a campfire

And toast lots of marshmallows.

Marshmallows, you say?

Yum.

Just give me a few minutes to pack.

Okay.

Meet you outside.

Hup, two, three, four.

Let's go wait outside the door.

Hey, camper-oonies.

Ready for the best day ever?

Ready.

Ruff!

What's all this stuff, henry?

Just a few things in case it rains.

I don't like it when my feathers get wet.

[Laughs]

Golly, tamale, it's not going to rain.

[Henry] maybe not,

But I'm not taking any chances.

Ready, campers?

Let's march.

[Upbeat music]

[Daisy and oswald together] hup, two. Hup, two.

Camping's what we like to do.

Whoa.

[Sighs]

[Marching music]



[Sighs]

This looks like a fine spot to me.

Here?

We're barely even in the park.

Exactly.

Now if it rains, we can get home in a jiffy.

Could be rain in that cloud right there.

[Gurgling]

[Horn honking]

It's too noisy here, henry.

We want to camp somewhere away from it all.

Come on. I know the perfect spot.

[Groans]

[Daisy and oswald together] hup, two. Hup, two.

Let's go somewhere that's brand-new.

[Marching music]



See? Up on that hill.

That's a great place to camp, daisy.

But isn't that rather high?

If it rains, every drop will hit us first.

[Daisy and oswald together] it's not going to rain, henry.

Ruff, ruff!

Clunk

Clack

[Daisy and oswald together] hup, two, three, four.

Climb and climb and climb some more.

Don't you think it looks like rain?

Pop!

Look.

You can see all of big city.

Isn't it beautiful?

Ruff, ruff!

[Grunts]

Come on, henry.

We're pitching the tent, and everybody pitches in.

Just let me unpack my things first.

Let's see: umbrella, rain hat, swim trunks,

Goggles, hair dryer.

[Wind whirling]

Ploop

Plop!

Uh-oh.

It think it's starting to rain.

Rain? Rain?

Did you say rain?

Aha! That's rain, all right.

I think our camping trip is over.

Let's pack and make tracks.

I knew this stuff would come in handy.

Whoosh

Foom!

My poncho!

Whoosh

My umbrella!

Ahh.

Whoosh

My rain hat!

Under here. Quick.

[Snare drums]

[All] hup, two, three, four.

Let's go home. It's gonna pour.

[Thunder booming]

[Clarinet music]



[Horn honks]

Sploosh!

Dong

Ding

Dong

[Door creaks]

[Door shuts]

Whoo, whoo, whoo

I guess you were right about the rain, henry.

Oh, my poor feathers.

Now we can't go camping.

The best day ever is ruined.

Ruff, rowr.

Ow-roo.

[Splattering]

Pat, pat, pat

Wait a minute.

We can set up camp right here in the living room.

That's a super-duper idea,oswald.

[Motor whirring]

But we can't go camping indoors, oswald.

Sure we can.

Poof

[Thunder cracks]

Hey, wait for me.

This is perfect-o, oswald.

Have a marshmallow.

Chomp, munch munch

Sardines, anyone?

[Both] no, thanks.

Chomp

And here's our campfire.

Now we can tell scary ghost stories.

Ooh, once there was a lawn mower.

Nope. Too scary.

What if I sing a campfire song?

That's a better idea.

♪ Oh, we tried to camp, and we got all damp. ♪

♪ But we don't mind the drops that drip. ♪

♪ 'Cause whether we roam, or we stay at home, ♪

♪ Oh, how we love a camping trip. ♪

♪ Yes, we love a camping trip. ♪

[Rain splattering]

[Flute music]



Ruff, ruff!

[Excited barking]

Hey, the rain stopped.

Anyone want to go back to the park?

Not me.

Not me.

[Weenie yelps]

From now on, I'm only going to camp out inside.

♪ Oh, we tried to camp, and we got all damp. ♪

♪ But we don't mind the drops that drip. ♪

♪ 'Cause whether we roam, or we stay at home, ♪

♪ Oh, how we love a camping trip. ♪

♪ Yes, we love a camping trip. ♪
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