01x17 - Odd One Out/Goodbye Best Friend

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Oswald". Aired: August 20, 2001 – September 19, 2003.*
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Follows the daily experiences of an anthropomorphic blue octopus named Oswald, accompanied by his beloved hot dog-shaped dog, Weenie, and their life in the cheerful and whimsically-designed community of Big City.
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01x17 - Odd One Out/Goodbye Best Friend

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[Cheerful melodic music]

♪ ♪

Honk, honk

Gosh, henry, I can't wait to meet your cousin.

Ruff, ruff

Yes siree, oswald, my cousin louie is a great guy.

You'll love him.

Dong!

Great scott!

It's : .

Time for cousin louie's bus.

Tell me about your cousin.

Well, he sure can dance...

A mean... Penguin polka.

Uh-huh.

And he's got the best spoon collection in the whole world.

[Breathing heavily]

N-next to mine, of course.

Uh-huh.

Oh, oh, yes, and, uh, he likes fish.

Gee, henry,

He sounds just like you.

What does he look like?

Well, oswald, we look nothing alike.

Honk, honk-honk, honk

[Brakes squeaking]

[Gasps]

Arr-roo?

Hello, cousin henry.

Hello, cousin louie.

Hello. I'm oswald.

And this is weenie.

Rr-ruff!

It's a pleasure to meet you.

Good, good.

Hello.

Bbbrrrrriiing!

[Together] time for lunch.

It's good to see ya, cousin louie.

Dong!

Ding!

Dong!

Dong!

Ding!

Dong!

Whoa!

Double trouble penguins.

Who is this, henry?

Daisy, may I present my cousin, louie?

Glad to meet you, cousin louie.

Hello.

Hey, nice bow tie.

Well, gotta roll.

Ding-ding, ding-ding

See ya later, daisy.

[Gasps]

Mmm.

This is a good place, cousin henry.

Nice spoons.

Henry and I come here all the time.

It's our favorite place to eat.

Good, good, very good.

(Madame butterfly) hello, boys.

Say, henry, who's your friend?

Madame butterfly, may I present my cousin, louie?

Oh, hello, cousin louie.

I'm pleased to meet you.

Hello.

Now, what can I get you?

I'll have the blueberry blue-plate special, please.

And one for weenie too.

What'll it be, boys?

[Together] fish sticks well done, but not too well done,

And a mackerel milk shake, thick, but not too thick.

[All laughing]

I'll be back in a jiffy.

So how's antarctica?

Good, very good.

Take a look at my new house, cousin henry.

Say, that's a beaut.

Oh, could I see?

It's very nice.

Isn't it, weenie?

Arr?

Here you go.

Fish sticks, well done, but not too well done,

And two mackerel milk shakes.

Thick, but not too thick.

[Together] mmm.

Just the way I like them.

[All laughing]

Heh, heh, heh.

Ha, ha, ha.

Ha, ha, ha, ha-ha.

[Clears throat]

Here you go.

Enjoy.

So, cousin louie,

How do you like big city so far?

It's good, very good.

[Both chomping]

[Both slurping]

You know, cousin louie, big city has the most--

[Both slurping loudly]

Aahhh.

So anyway, cousin louie, big city has--

[Together] done.

(Louie) aahhh. Delicious.

(Henry) absolutely.

Hey, I've got an idea.

Let's go to the playground.

Arr-roo, ruff!

That's a good idea, oswald.

What do you say, cousin louie?

Good, good, yeah, that sounds good.

[Coins clinking]

Thanks, madame butterfly.

So, cousin louie, collect any good spoons lately?

As a matter of fact, cousin henry, I have.

Oh, really?

(Henry) you don't say.

(Louie) just the other day,

I bought myself a great big ladle.

Ladle-- oh, my, my.

I bet it's lovely.

Mm-hmm.

Sounds great-- whoops.

Yeah, it's very shiny.

Say, how about you, cousin henry?

Well, I don't want to brag,

But I just added four teaspoons to my collection.

Four.

Fancy that.

You know, I have a collection of--

Whoops!

[Sighs] oh.

Hey, let's all ride the roundabout.

Ruff, ruff, ruff!

Henry?

Cousin louie?

(Henry) now I am up.

Now I am up.

Now I am up.

Now I am up.

Now I am up.

(Louie) now I am up.

[Sighs]

Rrr-roo

(Henry) now I am up.

♪ It's just no fun when you take away one, ♪

♪ And you're the one sub...tracted. ♪

♪ Three minus two, the leftover is you. ♪

♪ It's time to face the...fact, kid. ♪

♪ You're le-e-eft out, ♪

♪ And they don't even care. ♪

♪ There's no-o-o doubt. ♪

♪ To them, you're not even there. ♪ ♪

Slurp, slurp

Hey, oswald.

Why so down?

I thought we would all go on the roundabout together.

(Louie) now I am up.

(Henry) now I am up.

But they're riding the seesaw, by themselves.

But there's only enough room for two, oswald.

It'll be your turn next.

You think so?

I doodily-do.

Enough seesawing.

Time to get off.

[Seesaw creaks and thuds]

I've got a new polka record, cousin louie.

Let's head over to my place and listen to it.

That sounds very good, cousin henry.

Come on, oswald.

[Gasps]

Did henry just call me?

He sure did.

See? It's your turn.

Thanks, daisy.

I'll see ya later.

See ya.

Ding-ding, ding-ding

Oh!

They're gone.

Come on, weenie.

Rrr-rr-roo?

[Sighs]

I guess they left without us.

[Whining]

[Somber music]

[Door creaks]

[Somber piano music]

♪ ♪

Listen to this, cousin louie.

I'm ready.

[Polka music plays]

[Music slows and stops]

Okay, cousin henry, I'm ready.

On.

Off.

Hmm, something is wrong.

Don't worry. I can fix it.

On.

Off.

Well, I'm all out of ideas.

What do you think we should do, oswald?

Ting!

Oswald?

[Piano playing softly]

Say, where's oswald?

I thought he was with you.

I thought he was with you.

[Piano continues]

Hey.

That sounds like oswald playing his piano upstairs.

Say, he's good.

Sure, he's quite the musician.

Let's go and see what he's up to.

[Door creaks]

[Piano music continues]

[Door creaks]

(Henry) say, oswald, where have you been?

We were lookin' for you.

You were?

Sure, I thought you were with him.

And I thought you were with him.

And I thought you were with him.

And I thought you were with him.

I thought you didn't want me around.

What are talkin' about, buddy boy?

Of course we do.

Cousin henry told me that you're a really good piano player.

He did?

He said that you're a really good guy too.

Really?

Well, of course, pal.

Cousin louie may be my cousin, but you're my best friend.

Arr-roo

Gee, thanks, henry.

Hey, let's go down to your place

And listen to your new polka record.

Oh, we can't, oswald.

My player won't play.

Oh.

Wait a minute.

[Paper rustling]

[Together] the penguin polka!

Ar-roo-roo, roo

[Fast-paced piano music]

[Birds tweeting]

[Oswald humming]

Let's see what henry and cousin louie are up to, weenie.

Rr-ruff, ruff!

[Door creaks]

Knock, knock, knock

(Henry) come in.

Arr-roo hello, henry.

(Henry) hello, oswald.

Hello, henry.

Hello, cousin louie.

[Together] hello.

More ice cubes, cousin henry?

That would be just swell, cousin louie.

Aah, the frozen north.

Will you look at that scenery, oswald?

It's r-r-really n-nice.

[Whining]

[Sighs] I sure do miss the frozen north.

It's not nearly cold enough for me down here in big city.

Well, why don't you come back home with me, cousin henry?

Good idea, cousin louie.

I'm going home.

Home? Arr-roo?

Oh, goody, cousin henry.

I'll go buy tickets for the : bus today.

Today?

Great scott!

No time to waste. I have to pack.

But, henry.

You know, oswald,

I don't know why I didn't think of this a long time ago.

But, henry--

Yes siree, I can't wait to sink my tootsies

Into that nice, cold snow.

But, henry--

Oh, and all the fish I can eat.

But, henry--

And penguins, millions of 'em,

As far as the eye can see.

But, henry!

What about all your friends here?

Well, you can come and visit me anytime.

Sure, we can go sleigh riding,

Ice fishing--oh!

And the snowballs--mmm-- just like mother used to make.

Gee, henry, that sounds swell.

I guess I can come for a visit.

Sure, you can.

Hmm, I better finish packing

If I'm going to catch that : bus.

Well, henry, I'll be there to see you off.

Yes, yes.

See you later.

I know just what to give henry as a going-away gift.

Come on, weenie.

We'd better tell everybody that henry's leaving.

Arr-arr-roo

[Wind whistling]

[Sighs]

Ooh!

I got ya.

Daisy!

Whee! Whee!

Oh, daisy!

Heydy, hidy, hody, oswald. What's up?

Henry is going back home to the frozen north

On the : bus.

For how long?

Um...forever.

Well, I'm sure gonna miss him.

But gosh-a-roonie, oswald, he's your best friend.

Oh, well, I'm going to visit him all the time.

But I hear the frozen north is so far away,

And it takes days to get there, oswald.

Really?

Hey, we can have a big going-away party for him

At the bus stop.

Oh, that sounds swell, daisy.

I'll see you there.

Ruff

Hello, madame butterfly.

Hello, catrina.

Hi, fellas.

Hello, oswald.

Is something wrong?

Why so gloomy?

Yes, yes, and glum?

We're going to have a party for henry...

At the bus stop... At : .

Why, that sounds wonderful, oswald.

He's going back home to the frozen north.

For how long?

Forever.

Dickens, oh, that's quite a long time to be away

From your best friend.

And don't forget long distance.

I sure will miss making him hot cocoa...

With two marshmallows.

[Together] no more--

[Sighing]

No less.

But i-i-i'm gonna call him all the time.

Are there telephones in the frozen north?

Yes, yes-- oh, no.

Really?

Oh.

Well, catrina and I will be there to see him off.

[Together] and we'll be there.

[Wind whistling]

Hello, oswald.

Hello, weenie.

Hello, johnny.

Say, why the long faces?

[Sighs]

Henry is going back home to the frozen north.

Really?

For how long?

Forever.

Oh, my.

I sure am going to miss

Giving your best friend a snow cone every day.

[Together] one scoop of sardine sorbet.

Oh.

But I'm going to write to him all the time.

Letters take a very long time to get all the way up there.

Really?

Oh.

Well, we're going to have a party for henry

At the bus stop at : .

I'll see you there, oswald.

Good-bye.

Gee, now that henry's moving away,

It's going to be a lot harder to be best friends.

[Sighs]

♪ A letter or phone call is better than none at all, ♪

♪ And I could try a visit. ♪

♪ But it's not nearby, is it? ♪

♪ I'll have to show persistence. ♪

♪ We can still be friends long distance. ♪

♪ Long distance. ♪

♪ It's such a long distance. ♪ ♪

[Horns honking]

Hi, everyone.

[All] hello.

[Catrina gibbering]

No, no, catrina, dear.

Those balloons are for henry.

[Gibbering]

Here he comes.

Is all this for me?

It sure is, henry.

We're going to miss you.

(Egbert) we'll miss you too.

[All talking at once]

[Giggling]

No, no, no, dear.

[Gibbering]

(Louie) cousin henry, time to get on the bus.

Yes, yes, cousin louie.

Just a moment while I tell my friends...

Good-bye.

Here you go, henry.

I figured that there weren't many flowers

In the frozen north.

Why, thank you, daisy.

That's very thoughtful.

And I made some muffins for you, henry.

Mmm, mackerel, my favorite.

Thank you, madame butterfly.

Smooch

Bye.

[Cooing]

We wanted you to have these, old man.

(Leo) been in the family for years.

Thanks, guys.

Just a little snack for the trip, henry.

Sardine sorbet.

Aw, thanks, johnny.

Good luck, henry.

And be sure to look up my brother phil.

I will.

Good-bye, weenie girl.

[Whining]

I'm gonna miss you.

This is it, buddy boy.

[Horn honking]

Come on, cousin henry.

I'm gonna miss ya, pal.

Me too.

You know, henry, you're my--

[Catrina giggling]

Oh, catrina!

Hang on!

[Giggling]

Whee! Whoa!

[Giggling]

[Gasps] don't worry. I'll get you.

Boost me up, oswald. I'll get 'em.

Here you go.

Wowie-kazowie.

Yep. Ooh-ooh.

(Daisy) yippity-skippity.

(Egbert) alley-oop.

(Leo) yes, yes, oop.

(Johnny) hang on, everybody.

Whoa!

Hurry, cousin henry. It's : .

Oh, my gosh!

[Grunts]

Whew, that was close.

[Wind whistles]

Whoa!

(Man) next stop: the frozen north.

Let's go, cousin henry. The bus is leaving.

Henry!

I need you!

(Louie) cousin henry!

Cousin henry, come on!

I'm comin', oswald buddy.

[Grunts]

I...got ya.

(All) whoa!

Whew.

Thanks, henry.

[Bus engine sputtering]

Oh, my gosh, henry.

You missed your bus home.

I am home, oswald.

Rrr-ruff!

[Watch ticking]

Time for a snack.

Care to join me?

Oh, that'd be great.

[All talking at once]

[Birds chirping]

Sardine sorbet, anyone?

[All talking at once]

Mackerel muffins?

(All) thank you.

Say, oswald, what is that?

Oh, it's your going-away gift.

Welcome home, best friend.

Thanks, buddy boy.

(Madame butterfly) everybody, help yourselves.
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