01x22 - Sticky Situation/Tutti-Frutti Pie

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Oswald". Aired: August 20, 2001 – September 19, 2003.*
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Follows the daily experiences of an anthropomorphic blue octopus named Oswald, accompanied by his beloved hot dog-shaped dog, Weenie, and their life in the cheerful and whimsically-designed community of Big City.
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01x22 - Sticky Situation/Tutti-Frutti Pie

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[Cheerful melodic music]



Gee, weenie, I don't think

We'll be able to play in the park today.

[Knocking at door]

Hiya, oswald.

Oh, hi, daisy.

Wow, what is all this?

My aunt marigold just sent me the recipe

For her amazing, super-sticky honey buns.

Here's everything we'll need.

Making a batch of super-sticky honey buns

Is almost as much fun as going to the the park.

Isn't it, weenie?

Ruff, ruff!

[Cheerful music]



Flour, butter, sugar.

Looks like we're all set.

And don't forget my favorite:

A big jar of scrumptialitious honey.

Slurp, slurp

What do we first?

Hmmm.

Well, first of all, we need two cups of flour.

Two cups of flour coming right up.

One, two.

What's next?

Next, we need one stick of butter.

Only one stick?

Are you sure?

Yes, daisy, only one.

One stick of butter.

Next, we need two spoonfuls of sugar.

Only two?

Are you sure?

How about four?

No, daisy.

It definitely says two spoonfuls of sugar.

One, two spoonfuls of sugar.

And last, we have to add one drop of honey.

That can't be right.

It should be at least two drops.

One, two.

But, daisy--

Or maybe four drops.

Three, four.

But, daisy--

Or maybe I should put it all in.

Oh!

Sniff, sniff

But, daisy, it said to use only one drop.

I know, but I love honey.

And doesn't it smell super-sweet?

It smells great.

But it's getting awfully sticky.

Here, let me help.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Ooh.

Ugh.

Oh, my gosh.

Now the spoon's stuck.

Wowie kazowie, oswald.

You're right.

Maybe if I mush it and squish it with my hands instead--

No, daisy.

You're not supposed to put your hands in the dough,

Because you might get-- stuck.

[Grunting]

Uh-oh.

Do you think I used a little too much honey?

Can you help me, oswald?

Okay, but I'd better make sure I don't get stuck too.

[Grunting]

[Weenie growling]

Hooray!

Thanks, oswald.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, no!

Now you're stuck too.

[Grunting]

Maybe the cookbook will tell us

How to get unstuck.

Great idea.

Splat

Oh, no.

I can't even read it now.

Ruff, ruff!

No, weenie, you'd better steer clear,

Or you'll get stuck too.

So now what should we do?

I know: let's go down to henry's.

Maybe he can help us.

[Cheerful music]

Okay, next step.

This foot.

Now that foot.

Ruff, ruff!

Phew, we're finally there.

Knock, knock

Good morning, oswald, daisy, weenie.

Would you care for some cocoa?

Actually, henry, we need some help.

Ruff!

See, we were making super-sticky honey buns.

And now we're really stuck.

Would you please read this cookbook

To see if there are directions for getting unstuck?

Nonsense.

I don't need any directions, oswald.

All I have do is wipe this dough off.

Ruff, ruff!

Careful, henry-- you might get stuck--

Too.

[Grunting]

Oh, great scott.

Now we're really--

Really.

Stuck.

Now what are we going to do?

I know.

Let's call someone and ask for help.

Whoa! Whoa!

I have a better idea.

Let's find someone who can read this cookbook.

Maybe that way, we'll get unstuck.

Ruff, ruff!

[Acoustic guitar music]

♪ It's a sticky situation.

♪ I just don't know what

♪ To do with this sticky situation. ♪

♪ This is stuff is worse than glue. ♪

♪ Will we stay this way forever? ♪

♪ Will we ever wiggle free?

♪ Oh, I'm sticky stuck to you, ♪

♪ And you're sticky stuck

♪ To me. ♪

[Thunder rumbles]

It's going to rain any second now.

I sure hope we get unstuck soon.

Egbert! Leo!

Can you help us?

Indeed we can, oswald.

What's wrong?

Yes, yes, what?

We were making super-sticky honey buns,

And now we're all really--

Really.

Stuck.

Aha.

How may we help?

Yes, yes, how, old boy?

Would you please read this cookbook

To see how we can get unstuck?

But be careful, or you'll get stuck too.

[Wind howls]

Egad, now we're really stuck.

Stuck, really.

I know.

What if you and egbert pull one way,

And henry and leo pull the other?

You mean like a tug-of-w*r.

Well, it's worth a try.

On the count of three.

[All] one, two, three.

[All grunting]

[All] oh!

Oh, maybe we'd better just find someone

Who can read the directions.

Come on, everybody.

[Acoustic guitar music]

Oh.

[Wind howls]

[Horn beeping]

Dong!

Ding!

Dong!

[Melancholy music]

Ruff!

Watch out, mr. Fly.

Don't get too close, or you'll get--

Stuck too.

Oswald and henry!

Oh, daisy, and-- oh, my goodness.

Why are all of you stuck together like this?

Well, madame butterfly, we put a whole jar of honey

In our super-sticky honey buns,

And now we're really--

Really.

Really.

Really.

Stuck.

Oh, my.

You should only use one drop, you know.

We know now.

Would you please read this cookbook

To see how we can get unstuck?

Why, certainly, oswald.

But be careful, or you'll get stuck too.

Don't worry, oswald.

I'll be extra careful.

[Catrina gurgling]

Yummy.

Catrina, no!

[Sighs]

Oh, dear.

Now we're all really--

Really.

Really.

Really.

Really.

"Will-wee."

[Henry] stuck.

Whoa!

We paper doll people like to stick together,

But this is too much.

Oh, my gosh.

This can't get any worse.

[Henry] oswald, I think it's getting worse.

Golly tamale.

This way!

No, no. Over here.

[Buzzing]

Wait, everybody!

Stay right where you are.

[All] why?

But, oswald, we're getting all wet.

Exactly.

[All] huh?

Splash, splash

Splash, splash

Hey, I'm not stuck anymore.

Neither am i.

And neither am i!

[All] yay!

Slurp, slurp

Isn't it wonderful?

Let's go dry off.

[All talking]

Now I can finally check the directions

For how to get unstuck.

What does it say?

It says, "use plenty of water."

[All laughing]

Look, everyone, the rain is stopping.

[Daisy] hey, oswald,

Let's go back and make some honey buns.

This time, I promise to follow the directions.

Daisy, I have a better idea.

I just baked an extra big batch

Of super-sticky honey buns at the diner.

There's enough for everyone!

Yes, that sounds like a better idea.

You said it.

Ruff!

[All talking]

[Wind howling]

[Bird chirping]

[Horn beeping]

Oh, what a beautiful spring day, huh, weenie?

Ruff, ruff!

Mmm, what's that delicious smell?

[Sniffs deeply]

The tutti fruits must be ripe.

[Beeping]

Hi, madame butterfly.

Hey, there, catrina,

[Gurgles]

[Laughs]

Hello, oswald.

Hi, weenie.

Ruff, ruff!

Did you smell the tutti fruits in the air today?

Yes, isn't it wonderful?

[Both sniff deeply]

And I have so many lovely recipes:

Tutti-frutti floats,

Tutti-frutti souffle,

And of course, my specialty: tutti-frutti pie.

Ohhh.

I just love your tutti-frutti pie.

It's my favorite dessert in the whole world.

Rr-ruff!

And I'd love to make it for you, oswald.

Really?

But I can't pick tutti fruits today.

I have to work here at the diner.

Well, that's okay.

I understand.

Wait!

What if weenie and I pick the tutti fruits for you,

Madame butterfly?

Rrr-ruff, ruff!

Well, that would be wonderful, oswald.

But are you sure it's no trouble?

Not at all.

We're always happy to help.

[Gurgling]

Can catrina come with us?

Of course.

But no tutti fruits until after your supper.

Tutti fruits are for dessert.

[Whimpers]

Don't worry, madame butterfly

No tutti fruit until after her supper.

Now, let me just get you some buckets to fill.

Here's a big bucket for you, oswald.

And a little one for weenie.

Rowr, ruff

[Gurgles]

See you soon!

Good-bye, oswald.

Have fun, catrina.

[Barking]

Slurp

Beep, beep!

Dong!

Ding!

Dong!

[Birds chirping]

Look, catrina.

That mother bird is taking care of her babies,

Like your mommy takes care of you.

[Gurgling]

Baby.

Here we are.

Wow!

Look at all those big, ripe tutti fruits.

[Sniffs deeply]

Ahhhhh.

Now, you sit here, catrina,

And remember what your mommy said:

Don't any tutti fruits, okay.

"Oh-bay."

Come on, weenie, let's fill these buckets.

This one looks ripe, weenie.

Oh, and look at this big one!

Oh, here's a beauty.

Clunk

Clunk

That should be enough for a nice, big tutti-frutti pie.

Rr-ruff!

Hi, daisy.

Howdy, oswald.

Toot, blah

Jiminy skiminy.

What wrong with your horn, daisy?

I don't know.

Toot, blah

Toot, blah toot, blah

[Howling]

No, jokin'. It's broken.

You know, this horn seems a little loose.

You're right, oswald.

Could you hold it for me while I fix it?

Sure, daisy.

Click, click

[Giggling]

[Birds chirping]

[Horn beeping]

[Gurgling]

[Horn beeping]

Good as new.

Thanks, oswald.

Always happy to help.

Beep, beep

Ruff, ruff!

What is it, girl?

Oh, my gosh!

Catrina!

Catrina!

Catrina!

Oh, catrina!

[Gurgling]

Now, you sit here, catrina,

And remember what your mommy said:

Don't eat any tutti fruits, okay?

Uh-huh.

Oh, my gosh.

Rr-rowr, ruff, ruff!

Well, we squished all our tutti fruits.

Never mind, there's plenty more--

Enough for a big tutti-frutti pie.

Ruff, ruff!

[Cheerful music]

Whoa! Help! Help!

Yes, s.o.s.!

Egbert! Leo!

What happened to you?

I was flying my kite one way.

And I was flying mine the other.

And we got all tied up.

A knotty problem, you know.

Maybe I can help untangle you.

Would you, oswald?

Oh, most kind of you.

Yes, yes, most appreciated, old boy.

Weenie, can you help pull on this knot?

[Growling]

[Gurgling]

[Birds chirping]

[Giggling]

There you go.

Ah, many thanks, oswald.

Yes, yes, top-notch untangling.

Always happy to help.

Ta-ta.

Cheerio.

Ruff!

Oh, my gosh!

Catrina!

Catrina!

Oh, catrina.

[Gurgling]

Now, you sit here, catrina,

And remember what your mommy said:

Don't eat any tutti fruits, okay?

Whoops. Again?

Rrr-ruff!

That's okay.

There still should be enough for a nice, big pie.

I hope.

Splurch

Whoa!

Whoa!

Henry!

Oh, my gosh. Are you all right?

I'm all right, oswald,

But my newspaper has seen better days.

I'll help you put it back together.

[Gurgling]

[Birds chirping]

[Gurgling]

Here you go, henry.

Thanks, pal.

You know how I hate a messy paper.

I know, henry.

Always happy to help.

Rrr-ruff! Rr-ruff!

Oh, my gosh, where's catrina?

Whoa!

Oh!

Splat!

Catrina!

[Gurgles]

[Chirping]

Oh, catrina, now I see what you're trying to do.

You want to help this mother bird feed her babies.

[Gurgles]

Here.

Let me put it in the nest.

[Chirping]

Always happy to help.

You're a good helper, catrina.

Would you like to help me pick some tutti fruits?

[Gurgling]

Oh, no.

The only tutti fruits left are way up high.

We'll never reach them.

Owr, ruff, ruff!

[Gurgling]

Clunk

Oh, my gosh!

Clunk

Thank you very much, mother bird.

♪ I never guessed, I have to say, ♪

♪ That this would be a helping day. ♪

♪ We helped the twins and daisy too. ♪

♪ And henry's paper's good as new. ♪

♪ You help that bird without a fuss. ♪

♪ Now look at this: she's helping us. ♪

♪ We helped our best, so now we'll try ♪

♪ A helping of tutti-frutti pie. ♪



[Horn honking]

I think my helpers all deserve a big helping.

My speciality: tutti-frutti pie.

[Birds chirping]

Hello, there.

Ruff, ruff!

[Gurgles]

Well, I won't need any help with this.

Chomp!

Slurp

[Weenie barking]

[Birds chirping]
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