01x19 - Friends Indeed/Sammy Starfish Live!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Oswald". Aired: August 20, 2001 – September 19, 2003.*
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Follows the daily experiences of an anthropomorphic blue octopus named Oswald, accompanied by his beloved hot dog-shaped dog, Weenie, and their life in the cheerful and whimsically-designed community of Big City.
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01x19 - Friends Indeed/Sammy Starfish Live!

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F[cheerful melodic music]




Squeak, squeak

[Blows]

Clink

Gee, you have a great spoon collection, henry.

Ruff, ruff, ruff

Why, thank you, oswald.

This is my wiggly noodle soup spoon.

Ahh.

And this is my fish fig spoon.

Wow.

And what's your very favorite spoon of all?

Ah, this would be my cocoa spoon.

I put it in the windowsill to dry.

There's no spoon here, henry.

Huh?

Where did it go?

Great scott.

My cocoa spoon.

[Fast-paced music]



Daisy, unhand that spoon.

What spoon?

This is a shovel, henry.

I found it

On the ground over there.

Gee, it must have fallen off the windowsill.

It's not a shovel.

It's my cocoa spoon.

And now it's dirty.

Creak, creak

Jiminy-sciminy, henry, you're stepping

All over my plant.

You ruined my cocoa spoon.

And you ruined

My plant.

Oswald,

I'm not speaking to her anymore.

And I'm not speaking to him anymore.

Look, henry, all your spoon needs is a good cleaning.

See?

Hmm.

And, daisy, we can fix your plant as good as new.

Hmm.

Hey, look, it's time for lunch.

Let's all go together to the big diner,

Nice, crunchy fish sticks and a leafy sunflower salad.

Well, I'll eat with you, oswald.

And I'll eat with you, oswald.

Eating with him. But I'm not eating with her.

Squeak

Squeak

Hurry up, henry.

Slow down a little, daisy.

I'm not walking with her.

And I'm not walking with him.

Rrr-rrr? Ruff

Gee, weenie, I wish my friends could be friends again.

Ruff

[Sighs]

Hello, everyone.

Hi, madame butterfly.

I'll get you the usual.

Pat, pat, pat

[Sighs]

I guess I'm in the middle.

[Whimpers]

Let's see.

I've got crunchy fish sticks for henry

And a leafy sunflower salad for daisy.

And two blue fish blue plate specials

For oswald and weenie.

Thanks, madame butterfly.

Ruff, ruff

You're welcome, oswald.

Oswald, would you pass the ketchup, please?

Sure, henry.

Thanks, pal.

Could I get some salt, oswald?

Of course, daisy.

Mucho thanks, oswald.

Shake, shake

I'm finished.

And I'm finished.

I guess we're finished too.

Rrr-rrr

Wait.

Let's all go to the playground.

We always have a great time together there.

Well, I'll play with you, oswald.

I'll play with you, oswald.

Playing with her.but I'm not but I'm not playing with him.

Gee, weenie, I wish my friends could be friends again.

Ruff, ruff

Give me a spin, would you, oswald?

Sure.

Hop on, daisy.

No, the swing's my thing.

Can I get a push, oswald?

Ah, okay.

Let me get henry spinning.

[Jack-in-the-box music]



A-hem.

Faster, please, oswald.

[Music speeds up]

I want to fly sky-high, oswald.

Faster, please.

Higher, please.

Faster, please.

Higher, please.

Faster, please.

Higher, please.

Faster, please. Higher, please.

Faster, please. Higher, please.

Faster, please.

Whoo!

I'm not having much fun, weenie.

[Whimpering]

Weenie and I are going rowing on big pond.

See you later.

(Daisy) I'll go row with you.

And I'll go rowing with you, oswald.

With him. But I'm not going rowing with her.

[Sighs]

I sure wish my friends would be friends again.

Rrr-rrr ruff

After you.

Um, I guess we'll sit in the middle, girl.

Ruff

Hey, we're going backwards and forwards.

We're not going to get anywhere this way.

Well, I'm not rowing her way.

And I'm not rowing his way.

Splash!

Whoa, I'm getting dizzy.

Stop, please.

[Whimpering]

Come on, weenie.

I've had enough.

Let's go home.

Rrr-rrr ruff

♪ My two best friends are fighting. ♪

♪ They just won't make amends.

♪ They did lots of squawking. ♪

♪ Now they're not talking.

♪ Oh, why can't my friends just be friends? ♪

Whoa!

Oh, my gosh.

Arf, arf, arf

Excuse me, but I'm stuck on your back.

Could you stop, please?

She can't hear me, weenie.

Whoa.

Help! Help!

Help!

(Henry) oswald?

(Daisy) oswald?

I'll help you, oswald buddy.

No, I'll help oswald.

Grab my hand.

No, grab my hand.

I can't reach either of you.

Ruff, ruff

Ruff

(Oswald) gosh.

This centipede is heading underground.

Golly tamale, henry.

How are we going to save oswald?

Oh, my, we need some rope, daisy.

I'll look around.

Cactus polly.

Can I borrow your rope?

Why, sure, pardner.

Thanks.

Here's a rope, henry.

I'll tie one end to this tree,

And you tie the other end to that tree, daisy.

That's a great idea, henry.

Okeydokey.

Oswald, the rope.

Grab it, buddy boy.

I've got it.

It worked, henry.

It worked.

Ha, ha.

[Clears throat]

I, ah, knew it would.

Phew!

That was a close one.

Thanks so much for your help.

Daisy's the one who found the rope.

But it was all henry's idea.

You both helped me together.

You're a great team.

I guess we are.

Friends?

Friends.

Ugh!

Yeah, yeah, okay.

Okay, thank you.

That's quite all right.

Thanks, cactus polly.

Anytime, partners.

Sorry I got your favorite spoon dirty, henry.

And I'm sorry I stepped on your plant, daisy.

Say, what were you planting, anyway?

You'll see.

Squeak

Wow.

It's a fish fig tree.

I planted it especially for you, henry.

For me?

Why, thank you, daisy.

I do like a nice, juicy fish fig.

You know, weenie,

I'm sure glad my friends are friends again.

Rrr-rrr ruff

[Cheerful melodic music]



(Sammy starfish) ♪ I'm top, top of the line. ♪

♪ Oh, catch me, on a hot night, ♪

♪ Hit me with a spotlight, you know I'm gonna shine. ♪

♪ Those cool, cool mermaids all day long, ♪

♪ You find them singin' that number one song. ♪

♪ Sammy starfish, no other fish will do. ♪

♪ When you make your wish on a swinging starfish, ♪

♪ Baby, all your dreams come true. ♪

Yeah.

[Cheers and applause]

Thank you. Thank you.

And I hope you enjoyed our show.

I'd like to thank all of our cuckoo crazy guests,

I'd like to thank all of our cuckoo crazy guests,

The bunny quartet,

[Tambourine and maraca shake]

And the flying turtle brothers.

[Cheering]

Most of all, I'd like to thank

You wonderful ladies and gentlemen just for being you.

See you next time.

Bye-bye.

Ruff, ruff

Gosh, weenie, isn't sammy starfish the greatest?

Rur

I just love that guy.

[Playing swinging tune]



Wouldn't it be swell if someday

I could play the piano while sammy sings?

(Johnny) extra! Extra! Read all about it!

Extra! Extra!

Sammy starfish performing tonight for one night only.

Get your tickets now.

[Gasps]

Sammy starfish!

Come on, girl.

Let's get in line for tickets.

Ruff ruff, ruff

♪ Sammy starfish.

♪ We're gonna see sammy starfish. ♪

[Henry humming]

Hi, henry.

Whoops!

Oh, hello, oswald.

Hello, weenie.

Where are you two running off to?

Weenie and I are going to see

Sammy starfish perform tonight.

Say, would you like to come?

Hmm.

This, ah, starfish fellow, is he any good?

Good?

Sammy's the greatest.

Come on, henry.

We'll have a swell time.

All right, pal.

But I have to finish up here first.

Can you wait?

Oh, henry, we're in sort of a hurry.

The show starts soon.

How about if I save you a place in line?

Good thinking, buddy boy.

I'll see you there.

Come on, weenie. Let's go.

♪ See sammy starfish.

Oh, my gosh, weenie.

We better hurry, or there won't be tickets.

Ruff, ruff

Dong!

Ding!

Dong!

, , ,

.

.

.

Hey, oswald.

, .

Hey, weenie.

. What's up?

.

We're going to see sammy starfish perform tonight.

.

Say, would you like to come?

Ring-a-ding-ding, I'd love to.

Sammy's the coolest of the cool.

Swell, let's go.

Can you wait around a bit?

I'm trying to twirl times.

Gee, daisy, we're sort of in a hurry.

The show is starting soon.

How about if I save you a place in line?

That's a great idea.

I'll see you there.

Okay.

Come on, weenie. Let's go.

Yeah.

.

Why, hello, oswald.

Hello, there, weenie.

Where are you two rushing off to?

Weenie and I are going to see sammy starfish perform tonight.

Say, would you like to come?

Sammy starfish, oh!

Pardon.

Can I get another razzleberry milk shake, please?

Hmm?

And I'll have spaghetti and trout balls, dearie.

Oh, yes.

Coming right up.

Oswald, could you wait till I finish up here?

Well, uh, we're sort of in a hurry.

The show is starting soon.

How about if I save you a place in line?

Oh, thank you, oswald.

We'll see you there.

Come on, weenie. Let's go.

Oh, my, I hope sammy sings what's new, kitty cat?

Oh, my gosh, weenie.

We better hurry, or there won't be any tickets left.

Ruff, ruff

There it is, weenie.

In a few minutes, we'll see sammy starfish.

Gee, weenie, this is an awfully long line.

Rurr, rurr

Hi, oswald.

Hello, there, oswald.

Hello, there, weenie.

Ooh, I can't wait to see sammy starfish.

Hey, hey, daddy-o.

Me too.

He's the cuckoo craziest.

[All laughing]

(Henry) hey, oswald.

Come on, henry.

I saved you a place in line.

Thanks a lot, buddy boy.

You're a real pal.

My pleasure.

(Daisy) hey-di, hy-di, ho-di, guys.

Daisy, you made it.

I doodly did.

Thanks for saving me a place, oswald.

My pleasure.

(Madame butterfly) oswald, yoo-hoo!

Oswald.

It's so kind of you

To save a place in line for me.

My pleasure.

Oh, boy, we're going to have such a swell time together.

I can't wait.

Rrr-ruff

One, please.

Ding!

See you inside, buddy boy.

One, please.

Ding!

Kiss!

See you inside, oswald.

One, please.

Ding!

Thank you again, oswald.

See you inside.

Two, please.

I'm sorry, sir,

But I'm afraid there are no more tickets.

Are you sure?

Don't you have just two more tickets?

Wait a minutes, ah, tickets, tickets.

Ah, nope.

That's a button.

Tickets, hmm.

Oh--ooh, that's a doughnut.

I'm sorry, sir.

I'm afraid there just aren't any more tickets.

[Sighs]

Okay. Thanks anyway.

You want half my doughnut?

No, no.

Thank you.

Come on, weenie.

Let's go.

[Sighs]

Boy, weenie.

I guess we'll never see sammy starfish now.

[Groaning]

Excuse me.

Do you need help moving that piano?

I sure do.

Thanks, friend.

Ooh, it's heavy, isn't it?

[Groans] it sure is.

Little more to the left.

No, no, no, a little more to the right.

Ah, this is hard work, isn't it?

It sure is.

A little more.

A little more.

Ah, perfect.

Thanks.

Ooh, I'm ready for a break.

[Plays notes]

[Drum roll]

[Announcer over p.a.] Ladies and gentlemen,

Please welcome that swingin' star of stars,

Sammy starfish!

[Cheers and applause]

Hello, big city.

Ho.

Hey, look at that.

It's oswald.

And weenie.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

It's so great to be back in my favorite city

In front of my favorite audience.

And now I'd like to sing one of my favorite songs.

It's, uh, hey, kid, who are you?

I'm, uh, oswald.

And--and--and this is w-weenie.

Glad to meet you, oswald.

Hey, there, weenie.

Ruff, ruff

Oh, I'm your biggest fan, sammy.

We just love your music.

Ruff

Well, ring-a-ding-ding.

Say, oswald, would you happen to play the piano?

I sure do, sammy.

Then how about helping me out with a little song?

I would love to.

That's always been my dream.

Well, grab a seat, daddy-o,

And start tickling those ivories.

[Applause]

I just love this guy, um, key of "c."

Hit it, kid.

[Playing intro]

♪ Who's a crazy cat who knows where it's at? ♪

♪ He's one swingin' guy.

♪ With eight legs a-clappin' anything can happen. ♪

♪ If I had wings, I'd fly.

♪ I think you're wonderful.

♪ I think you're great.

♪ Man, you light up the sky.

♪ You're second to none and simply first-rate. ♪

♪ I just love this guy.

♪ What a dream come true

♪ To have a band like you to share this special night. ♪

♪ I'm lucky as can be, having you on a stage with me, ♪

♪ You make me shine, shine so bright. ♪

♪ I think you're wonderful.

♪ I think you're great.

♪ I just love this guy. ♪

Take it, kid.

[Upbeat piano solo]



[Cheers and applause]

Beep, beep

Ladies and gentlemen, oswald.
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