03x05 - Auditions #5

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The X Factor". Aired: September 21, 2011 – December 19, 2013.*
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Series finds new singing talent (solo artists and groups ages 12 and over), drawn from public auditions, and they competed against each other for votes.
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03x05 - Auditions #5

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I would love
to have the Boys.

me too.

they are great.

- I want the girls' category.
- the girls want me.

what?

I'm so excited about the
overs category.

I've seen some stars.

let's talk about the groups.
I want the groups.

I want the groups.
no, I want the groups.

demi.
I'm so excited.

man.
[laughs]

tonight, the competition
heats up.

I see a future pop star
Standing in front of me.

you just k*lled it!
? I've got to show

thousands of hopefuls...

judges.

one audition.

one winner.

simon, wake up!

welcome to the x factor,

Where the search continues
across the country to find a

Star.
[cheering]

and contestants are rushing
for their chance to audition.

who lights it up
they're competing in four

I'm glowing in the dark

a million hearts

you're the only one

who lights me up

like I'm glowing

in the dark

all these people are here
to win a life-changing recording

Contract with sony music, where
they'll join the ranks of global

Superstars including...

'cause we danced
all night

to the best song ever
when auditions come to an end

Tomorrow night, the x factor
producers will finally reveal to

The judges which category they
will mentor for the rest of the

Competition.
And coming soon, the four-chair

Challenge, where the remaining
contestants will face the

Biggest challenge of their
lives.

oh, my god.
television auditions will

Never be the same again.
[dramatic music]

no one's safe until the end.

right now, the x factor
auditions continue in long

Island, and first to audition,
a contestant who's been

Preparing for this sh*t her
whole life.

hi, welcome to the x factor.
my name is melanie wright.

I'm years old.
I'm from crofton, maryland.

good luck.
I've been a paralegal for

Years.
However, I'm ready for a new

Chapter, doing what my heart
has always wanted to do since I

Was a little girl.

thank you. Good luck.

thank you.
I want to be the equivalent of

Carrie underwood, someone with
staying power.

Winning this competition would
mean everything.

It would be like a whole new
start.

burnin'
rollin'

rollin'
rollin' on the river

hello.

oh, hi, how are you?
how are you?

can you hear me?
I can hear you, darling.

What's your name?
melanie wright.

okay, melanie wright.
hola, melanie.

hi.
hola.

oh, melanie, you and pau-pau
like gloves.

yes!
I love your gloves.

I love you, mama.
you got your fingertips

Showing.
I like that.

blue, like your dress.
yes.

melanie, where are you from?
I'm from crofton, maryland.

okay, and how old are you,
darling?

I'm , will be next week.
great. You look good.

What do you do for a living?
Do you work?

I've been a paralegal for
about years.

okay, and why, melanie, now
have you decided to enter a show

Like this?
well, because I've been

Waiting for that opportunity.
I've been preparing for years,

Since I was about three or four
years old.

so years, effectively.
yes, for a moment like this.

[cheers and applause]
okay, melanie, and what are

You gonna sing, babe?
I was gonna sing titanium by

David guetta.
really?

yep.
okay, good luck.

all right, thank you.
[intro to titanium]

you shouted hello

but I can't hear

a word you say

I'm talking loud
not saying much

I'm bulletproof

nothing to lose
fire away, fire away

ricochet
you take your aim

fire away, fire away
you sh**t me down

but I won't fall
I am titanium

you sh**t me down
but I won't fall

I am titanium

I am titanium
[cheers and applause]

Thank you.
[cheering]

Speechless, simon?
[laughter]

speak, simon, speak.
Speak, boy.

[cheers and applause]
si...

[laughs]

yeah, simon!
melanie, why did you choose

That song?
I like it.

[cheers and applause]
do you know what?

It was like finding out
cinderella works at the playboy

Mansion.
[laughter]

Right?
The-you-you're not what you

Seem.
You understand what I'm trying

To say?
not exactly.

well, because you're sweet
and southern and nice, and then

You sang that weird version of
titanium.

It just-it just didn't go.
it didn't work?

it didn't work.
[audience ohs]

Paulina.
well, I really enjoy just to

See...
you liked her, didn't you?

how happy you were, and
that's all that matters.

okay, we're gonna vote.
Demi.

I-I'm gonna have to say no.
I'm sorry.

paulina.
not for now.

okay. Kelly.
your shoes are cute.

[laughs]
your shoes are real cute.

thank you.
it's gonna be a no.

okay, uh, it's four nos,
sweetheart, but nice to meet

You.
I am titanium

bye-bye.
[cheers and applause]

what the bloody hell was
that?

[humming titanium]

[eerie music]

that was the weirdest thing.
I think you should try it.

I am titanium

so melanie didn't win the

Judges over, but maybe these
next contestants can.

I say
the same thing twice

I'm awkward when I speak
welcome. What's your name?

oksana.
and where are you from?

originally, I'm from ukraine,
but I live in queens.

okay. Do you work?
actually, I'm a dentist.

two minutes to change your
life.

thank you so much.

'cause I'm
your lady

and you are my man

whenever you reach for me

gonna do all that I can
oksana, um, I just don't

Understand why you choose music.
[laughter]

uh, you're a dentist, right?
And you know all about

Delivering pain to people.
Because that's what it was like.

It was like being in the chair
for three hours with-with no

Anesthetic.
Okay, we're gonna vote.

Demi.
I'm so sorry.

It's gonna have to be a no.
oksana, I'm sorry.

It's-it's a no.
kelly.

uh-uh.
[laughs]

Uh, it's a no, sweetheart, but
nice to meet you.

thank you.
all right

express yourself

hi. What's your name?
uh, my name is rob zarro.

and how young are you, rob?
young.

[cheers and applause]
all right, let's hear it.

born to be wild

[cheering]
uh...

express yourself
it was like watching

Something out of an austin
powers movie.

[laughter]
maybe you should be a movie

Star.
I'm sorry, rob, it's gonna

Be a no.
see, it's not

what you look like
that was weird, right?

that's the weirdest thing
I've seen all day.

[cheers and applause]
hello.

hi.
what's your name?

my name is maya lehmann.
good luck.

[europe's the final countdown]
I guess

there is no one to blame

we're leaving ground

will things

ever be the same again?

it's the final countdown
did you ever watch close

Encounters of the third kind?
If that ever happened and they

Sang, they would probably sound
like that, because it just

Didn't sound human.
it's not what you

look like when you doin'
what you doin'

hello.
hi.

what's your name?
my name is ruben gloria.

[laughs]
that's beautiful.

And what's your favorite type of
music?

my favorite type of music is
actually, uh, pop music.

yeah, you made me feel

shiny and new

yeah, ooh

like a virgin, oh

touched
for the very first time

la
like a, a virgin

a virgin
ooh

well, you totally reinvented
that song.

oh!
[high-pitched] no!

[laughter]
[labrinth's express yourself]

that was unbelievable.

that was...
[high-pitched] awful.

[laughs]
well, the auditions are not

Off to a good start...
express yourself

but hoping he can turn things
around is this next contestant.

you're gonna be great.
oh, thanks, bro.

are you one of the
contestants?

yeah, I'm auditioning today.
do you have a girlfriend?

no, I'm very-I'm single.
I'm single, single pringle.

I'm emery kelly, I'm years
old, I'm from holbrook, long

Island, and I'm a sophomore at
sachem east high school.

you're gonna be great.
at home, I live with my mom,

Who's a drug and alcohol
counselor, my dad, who's a

Retired fireman, and my sister,
who's a college student at nyu.

I want to become, like, a pop
star like, you know, like justin

Bieber, one direction, like all
of those people.

I could see you in a boy
band.

I was really excited when I
heard the x factor was coming to

My town.
Like, literally, I ran to my

Mom, I'm like, "mom, I gotta
audition, I gotta audition."

gotta keep your head up

oh

I'm really nervous.

My nerves are gonna explode

Because, you know, it's like a

Once-in-a-lifetime chance.

There's gonna be about, like,
, people who are gonna

Scream for you, or they're
either gonna boo for you.

It's really hard.
but you gotta

keep your head up
I love you.

I love you too.
I feel free.

When I sing, I feel like I can
let all my emotions out, you

Know, let everyone know how I
feel.

My friends tell me I put a smile
on their face when I sing.

I want to put a smile on the
world.

but you gotta
keep your head up

oh
and you can

let your hair down
hey

you gotta keep your head up
[cheers and applause]

well, what's up, bruno mars?
what's up, demi?

[laughs]
hola.

como te llamas?
hello! Oh!

hi.
oh, so you speak spanish?

a little bit.
I take spanish class.

pau-pau is my name, pau-pau.
oh. Hi.

pau-pau.
pau-pau.

[laughs]
so what is your name?

my name is emery kelly.
do you have a girlfriend?

nope.
no?

single.
that's a good answer.

[laughs]
and where are you from?

I'm from holbrook, right
here in long island.

great.
[cheers and applause]

what are you gonna sing for
us?

] I won't give up.
all right, let's hear it.

[cheers and applause]

[intro to I won't give up]

and when you're needing

your space

to do some navigating

I'll be here
patiently waiting

oh, he's so cute.
to see what you find

'cause even the stars
they burn

some even fall to the earth
and we got a lot to learn

god knows we're worth it
well, I won't give up on us

god knows...

[cheers and applause]
you know, I think that you're

So cute, and you have a great
voice.

I think you're what we're
looking for.

[cheers and applause]
I love your charisma, your

Voice, your appearance.
thank you so much.

[cheers and applause]
simon.

actually, I didn't like the
song...

[audience booing]
but you're like a little,

Unpolished diamond, I think.
[cheers and applause]

And I think people are gonna
like you.

I know all about that.
[laughter]

And I think you're somebody who
can grow.

You're like a real pop star.
thank you so much.

[cheers and applause]
kelly.

I'm gonna kick this off with
a yes.

I'm gonna say yes.
I'm gonna say, of course,

It's a yes.
[cheers and applause]

now the one that counts-
emery, four yeses.

Congratulations.
yes!

let's go crazy, crazy
crazy till we see the sun

thank you so much.
You won't regret this.

but let's pretend
it's love

he's a little-little
superstar, right there.

that's what we've been
waiting for.

yeah.
[cheering]

and live
while we're young

whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
all the music, all the

Lights, all the-all the
screaming, so much fun.

Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh!

It's a feeling I can get used
to, absolutely.

Oh, my god, I got four yeses.

I'm gonna start this off with
a yes.

we will see you in the
finals.

[cheers and applause]
which category would you like

Right now?
both: Girls.

this competition isn't for
you.

I'm in love!
kelly!

I see a future pop star

Standing in front of me.

[cheers and applause]
welcome back to

The x factor.
So far, in the auditions,

The girls have been blowing the
competition out of the water.

blown away

oh, my god, I would love to

Work with her.
yeah

you are one to watch.
[cheers and applause]

fly
I love this girl.

oh, oh, oh
you are it!

[cheers and applause]
I

you got it, mama!
which category would you like

Right now?
both: Girls.

which puts a lot of pressure
on this next girl.

my name is khaya cohen.
I'm years old.

My mom delivers babies, as a
midwife.

My dad works in education.
But that's not what I want to

Do.
I just want to sing.

I want to be a singer for the
rest of my life.

I'm a little nervous to compete
in the girls' category.

There are so many talented
people here.

It's just kind of scary to be
put up next to them.

[alex clare's too close]

hello.
hi, how are you?

good. What's your name?
my name is khaya.

and how old are you?
I'm .

I'm here because I love to

Sing, and it's what I want to do

For the rest of my life.

well, let's hear it.
[cheers and applause]

all right, thank you.
[cheers and applause]

[intro to love you I do]

never met a man

quite like you

doing all he can

making my dreams come true

I know you're the best

you've passed every test
it's almost

you're the perfect man

for me

okay, that-that song is not
working.

[audience booing]
[suspenseful music]

[cheers and applause]

do you have a second song?

[cheers and applause]
] I put a spell on you.

] I put a spell on you?
by nina simone.

all right, let's hear it.
[cheers and applause]

[intro to I put a spell on you]

I put a spell on you

because you're mine

you better stop
the things you do

I ain't lyin'
no

I ain't lyin'
you better stop that

you're runnin' round
oh, you know, baby daddy

I can't stand it 'cause
because you put me down

I
I put a spell on you

because you're mine

I love you
I love you, I love you

I love you, I love you
anyhow and

and I don't care
if you don't want me

I'm yours
I'm all yours right now

I put a spell on you
yeah

because
yeah, because

you're mine
[cheers and applause]

Thank you so much.
Thank you.

[cheers and applause]
bravo, bravo!

although you think
I cope

thank you.
that's what we've been

Waiting for.
I am so excited to hear a

Voice like yours.
thank you.

I really am.
I can't-I honestly can't

Believe that that's coming out
of a -year-old.

thank you so much.
wow, that little tiny body

And that voice and that
presence, superb.

] gracias.
the funny thing is, is when

You started, I was like, it's
too low, and then, when you

Opened up your mouth to just
wail all those notes out...

thank you.
you blew the roof off this

Place.
thank you so much.

you are really phenomenal.
oh, yeah.

[cheers and applause]
I absolutely love you.

I love everything about you.
I love the tone of your voice.

It's-it reminds me a little bit
of amy winehouse, adele...

thank you.
somehow together.

wow, thank you.
it's you.

thank you so much.
I think we should go right to

A vote.
This girl is unique.

We don't want to lose her.
Yes.

brava, yes!
[cheers and applause]

I'm gonna say, absolutely
yes.

[cheers and applause]
I predict, actually, we will see

You in the finals.
I'd like to do

in my life
you've got four yeses.

[cheers and applause]
I'm a dreamer

distant dreamer
thank you so much.

[cheers and applause]
dreaming far away

thank you so much.
wow!

love her!
from today

it was crazy.
I got a standing ovation from

Simon, and demi thought they'd
see me in the finals.

oh, my god.
[laughter]

I'm going to work so hard
because I really want this, and

I just can't wait for the next
round.

I have the x factor.

I'm a dreamer

we've got the x factor!
[cheering]

welcome back to
the x factor, where the

Auditions are in full swing.
I know about popular

I'd love to find a voice
that's different, something I

Haven't heard before.
it's all you ever need

to know
hi.

hi.
how are you?

I'm good. How are you?
I'm good. What's your name?

my name is joseph.
joseph, are you hoarse?

uh, no, a little bit.
oh, okay.

[laughs]
and how old are you?

I'm .
joseph, do you need some

Water?
uh...

[laughter]
okay.

[laughter]
[cheering]

is that better?
that is better, thank you.

[laughter]
what are you gonna sing for

Us today?
I'm gonna sing skyscraper by

You.
good.

[cheering]
thank you.

okay. Good luck.
okay, thank you.

[intro to skyscraper]

skies are crying

I am watching

catching teardrops

in my hands

only silence as it's ending
like we never had a chance

do you have to
make me feel like

there's nothing...
[cheers and applause]

you know, I think that, in
this competition, we do look for

People that are unique and have
unique voices, but I'm not sure

That this is exactly the right
kind of unique that we're

Looking for.
okay.

I have an idea.
I think that you would be great,

Like, on, like,
a sesame street type show.

I agree.
you know what I mean?

you-'cause you do have such
a distinct talking voice, you

Should do something with it.
or even, like, voiceovers,

You know?
you know how much dora the

Explorer make?
Please.

yeah.
[laughter]

okay, let's vote.
Paulina.

with all love and respect,
I'm gonna say no.

kelly.
this is gonna be a no from

Me, but I think you are
incredibly unique.

okay.
I think you're so adorable,

And your smile is so cute, but I
think that this competition

Isn't for you.
joseph, I promise you this.

You're gonna get calls after
this audition.

okay.
you are.

thank you.
good things are gonna happen.

thank you, joseph.
thank you.

[cheers and applause]
oh!

Oh!
I think that being a

Voiceover artist, I would
probably voiceover-and if it

Was an animal, probably an
anteater.

Hello. I'm an anteater.
I have always dreamed of being

A singer.
I actually feel rather excited

To pursue dreams as an anteater.
[bell dings]

everyone here wants to change
their life.

One person who could use a
change is -year-old james

Kenney.
what's your name?

uh, james kenney.
what's your category?

overs.
My name's james kenney.

I'm years old.
I'm from portland, oregon.

I'm an apartment manager, and I
make music.

good luck.
all right, thank you so much.

Have a good day.
you too.

I started making music and
writing songs at , so this is

Something I'll never give up on.
My job as apartment manager,

Basically, is just, you know,
taking care of whatever issues

The tenants have, like fixing
toilets and freezers.

They have bugs, they have
termites, so I get all kinds of

Fun things that I have to deal
with on a daily basis.

while we don't know when

but time and time again

I'm not living the dream, so

To speak, but, you know, I can

Take care of my family, which is

Pretty fantastic.

ah!
okay, wish me luck.

I will.
mwah!

I guess you could call my
dream big.

bye!
daddy!

but at the end of the day,
it's just to do what I love and

Support my children and my wife,
which is why I'm here.

Plus, I wouldn't have to deal
with people's toilets, which is

Really good.
, , and right to the "x."

[cheers and applause]

hi.
hello.

what's your name?
james kenney.

james kenney?
yes.

I like your name.
thank you.

and what do you do for a
living?

um, I'm in property
management, basically.

If your toilet is backed up,
guess who you give a call to.

This guy right here.
It's awesome.

where are you from?
I'm from portland, oregon.

from portland, oregon.
[cheers and applause]

Who'd you come here with, since
you're all the way from

uh, I have my wife and my two

Beautiful daughters.

[cheers and applause]

aw!

Are they backstage?
yes, they are.

My daughter was crying.
She's like, "daddy, I don't want

You to go up there."
oh!

and actually, you were on the
first series, right?

yes, I was on season one.
okay. Um, best of luck.

thank you.
[cheering]

summertime

and the livin' is easy

[cheers and applause]
fish are jumpin'

and I can see
the cotton is high

high
your daddy's rich

and your mama
so good-looking

hush now, now baby

don't
don't you cry

one of these mornings
you're gonna rise up singin'

honey, you're gonna
spread your wings

spread your wings
and take to the sky

but until that mornin'
whoo-hoo!

honey, nothin'
can harm you

with your mommy and daddy

right
yes!

by your side
[scatting]

in the summertime
[cheers and applause]

wow!
I'm gonna go to miss demi

Lovato, 'cause I know she's
shaking in that seat over there.

um, those riffs are crazy.
I mean, that was a pretty sexy

Song.
thank you.

paulina.
uh, wow.

[laughs]
yeah, I was just delighted by

Your talent.
thank you.

it was really good.
what you think, cowell?

well, actually, james, I
think the song choice was

Brilliant.
[cheers and applause]

Kelly.
I think you're very talented,

And I'm gonna kick this vote
off, and I'm gonna say, hell

Yeah!
[cheers and applause]

Pau, what you think?
I'm gonna say, hell yeah,

Uh-huh.
demi.

I-I'm gonna say yes.
thank you.

[cheers and applause]
um, james, I'm delighted to

Say yes as well.
Congratulations.

I'm already there
take a look around

aw!
I'm the sunshine

in your hair
I'm the shadow on the ground

hola!
hi, ladies.

Are you proud of daddy?
both: Yes.

oh!
well done, guys.

congratulations.
thank you so much.

That was amazing.
you did great!

[laughs]
I didn't think that I was gonna

Get this opportunity, and I'm so
glad that I shared it with all

Of them.
I love you, baby.

It feels pretty amazing.
Did it make you guys happy?

yeah!
it makes me happy.

we're proud for daddy!
yay, daddy!

[laughs]
mwah!

have you ever done something
out of your element for love?

Well, today-today, it's kind of
like that.

Will you marry me?

boy, you never had much game
welcome back to

The x factor, where thousands
have shown up, looking to hear

Just one word-yes.
so I went and walked

away, way, way
hello.

hi.
what's your name?

isaac tauaefa.
why are you here?

well, I-I played football,
college football.

uh-huh.
and I'm here to prove to

Myself that I can perform on a
stage and not just on a football

there was a time

I had nothing to give

I needed shelter
from the storm I was in

maybe football wasn't your
calling.

Maybe music is.
thank you so much.

I'm gonna start this off with
a yes.

yes!
yes.

isaac, four yeses.
Congratulations.

I know you've been hurt

by the way

that he talks to you

hurtin' by the way

that he fights with you

hurt by the way

that he loves you
chase, did you write that?

yes, ma'am.
so not only are you a really

Good singer, you are a writer
too.

demi, yes or no?
absolutely, yes.

paulina.
I'm gonna say yes.

oh, my gosh!
four yeses.

Congratulations.
[cheers and applause]

time on my hands

since you've been away, boy

I ain't got no plans

no, no, no, no

and the sound of the rain

against my windowpane

it's slowly, slowly

driving me insane

I'm goin' down

'cause you ain't around

baby
my whole world's

upside down
[cheers and applause]

I'm gonna give you a chance,
babe.

I'm gonna say yes.
oh, thank you!

Thank you so much!
isabel, you're going up.

It's three yeses.
[cheers and applause]

I actually think you have the
potential to be a little michael

Jackson.
thank you.

I'm gonna say yes.
I'm gonna say yes as well.

Congratulations.
thank you so much.

Thank you, guys.
also hoping to get his yes

Is -year-old david grey.
you look great too.

oh, my, look!
my name is david grey.

I'm years old, and I'm a
mechanical engineer.

knock 'em out, man.

that's it, man.

All you can do is your best out

There.

you can do it, david.

I'm here to compete.
I'm a competitor.

I played baseball my whole life.
Anything I do, I do %.

all right, david!
[cheering]

[exhales]
I'm a little nervous, but it

Should be epic.
you got the music in you

what's up, new orleans?
[cheers and applause]

How y'all doing tonight?
hi. Welcome.

thank you, thank you, thank
you.

wow.
[laughs]

okay. Your name is?
david grey.

and why did you enter the
show?

I auditioned today for my
girlfriend.

[audience ohs]
wrong answer.

wrong answer.
wrong answer.

yeah, it's like, have you
ever done something out of your

Element for love?
aw!

well, today-today is kind of
like that.

How you feeling today?

oh, my gosh, I'm so nervous.

I know.
but I feel good.

this is my girlfriend, lauren
waguespack.

You know, when I met lauren,
I knew she was the one.

There's no doubts in my mind.
She makes me the happiest man in

The world.
are you guys a group?

no, we're not a group.
you're not a group?

no, we are boyfriend and
girlfriend.

aw, that's so sweet.
I support her in everything

She does, but I'm a competitor.
I'm here to compete the best I

Can, so I think it'll all come
together in the end.

I'm so proud of both of y'all

For doing this, especially you.

I love you and-

that's sweet.

hey, come give me a pep talk
like that, come on.

Come on, man.
Come on, walk with me.

all right.
gosh, he is so nervous, and

He's trying to hide it too.

romeo, take me somewhere

I was very relieved when he
gave me the nod.

I knew it was the right thing to
come to him as a man and ask

you'll be the prince

and I'll be the princess

I've been keeping this a
secret for a long time.

no matter what happens, you
are my number one.

I love you.
I love you too.

This-you know, this thing-
this is a game changer, it's a

Life changing experience right
here.

baby, just say yes

you-you sound very in love.
I'm very, very in love.

that's so sweet.
I'm very in love.

okay, and what are you gonna
sing?

I'm gonna sing a little, uh,
from my boy usher,

Nice and slow.
[cheers and applause]

All right, ready.
[intro to nice and slow]

I need y'all to help me out
a little bit now.

[cheers and applause]

it's seven o' clock

on the dot

I'm in my drop top

cruisin' the streets

[audience ohs]

I got a real pretty, pretty

little thing
that's waiting for me

[overlapping chatter]
I pull up

anticipating good love
don't keep me waiting

I got plans to
put my hands in places

I've never seen, girl
you know what I mean

so let me take you
to a place nice and quiet

there ain't no one there
to interrupt

ain't gotta rush
I just want to take it

[cheers and applause]
look, when you say you are

Doing this for love, was it
your girlfriend who asked you

To do this?
well, I mean, she-this is a

Competition for her.
She's taking it serious.

She's a great, talented singer.
what's her name?

her name's lauren waguespack.
They call her "wag."

okay, we're gonna vote.
Paulina.

[laughs]
I'm sorry, dave, I'm gonna

Say no.
kelly.

I'm gonna have to say no.
demi.

uh, no, sorry.
I thank you.

david, thank you very much.
[cheers and applause]

I've been nervous about this
proposal all day.

I got a note from the judges,
"lauren can't say no."

well, I thought he was gonna
be good.

oh, my god, he-that is so
cute.

cute, yeah.
So romantic.

[cheers and applause]
hi, everybody!

What's going on?
[cheers and applause]

Hi!
Hello, everybody!

Whoo!
and your name is?

lauren waguespack.
david's girlfriend?

absolutely.
let me ask you a question,

Lauren.
Why did you make him do this?

I didn't make him do it.
He supports everything I do.

We do everything together.
but you realize, he was

Competing against you.
oh, we love competing against

Each other, I mean-
[laughs] yay!

so wait, I have a question.
What are you doing, girl?

[audience ohs]
he's entered the competition to

Support you.
You said, "he supports

Everything I do."
I just need a tip.

[laughter]
um, I'm sweet.

I love him with everything I
have.

well, honey, I'm gonna be
sweet and love whoever this man

Is that's gonna come into my
life too.

What are you gonna sing for us
today?

] teenage dream by katy perry.
all right.

[intro to teenage dream]

you think I'm pretty

without any makeup on

you think I'm funny

when I tell

the punch line wrong

I know you get me

so I let my walls come down

down

let's go all the way tonight

no regrets, just love

we can dance until we die

you and I

will be young forever
you make me feel like

I'm livin' a teenage dream
the way you turn me on

I
[cheers and applause]

good job, lauren!
[cheers and applause]

hey. Hey!
[audience ohs]

I want to tell you something.
I love you more than anything

[cheering]

It doesn't matter what anybody
thinks or what the judges

Thinks.
I love you forever, and I'll

Support you in whatever you do.
Lauren waguespack...

[cheers and applause]

oh, my god!
oh, my god!

[cheering]

absolutely!

Yes!
romeo take me

somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting

all that's left to do is run
you'll be the prince

and I'll be the princess
it's a love story

aw!
I love you so much.

whoo!

romeo, save me

they're trying to tell me

how to feel

this love is difficult
but it's real

don't be afraid
we'll make it

out of this mess
I'm so proud of you.

oh, my gosh!
I'm so proud of you.

oh, my gosh!
Aah!

[cheers and applause]
oh, my gosh, baby!

Hi!
wow!

I'm so glad you guys got to
witness that!

beautiful!

[cheering]

You guys are gonna have
beautiful babies.

y'all are.
thank you.

we're gonna practice, for
sure.

[laughs]
okay, um, do you mind if we

Go through the motions now?
yes, absolutely.

okay, I'm gonna say no.
okay.

well, you got one yes.
[laughter]

thank you so much.
Thank you.

thank you!
thank you.

romeo, take me
somewhere we can be alone

I'll be waiting
all that's left to do is run

we're getting married.
[laughs]

you're about to cry now,
simon.

[laughs]
baby, just say yes

[cheering]
romeo, save me

they're trying to tell me
how to feel

this love is difficult
but it's real

oh, my god!
congratulations, little

Brother!
we got engaged.

we got engaged.
I'm glad we got to experience

The competition.
maybe another night, it would

Have been your night.
It don't matter, 'cause guess

What?
doesn't matter.

tonight's our night.
We've got the rest of our lives

To really-to just marinate it.
[laughter]

when I first saw you

do you remember
welcome back to

The x factor and the auditions
here in denver...

----.
and while the contestants get

In place to face the judges,
simon is running late.

But the girls have started

Without him.

Okay?

start without him.

and while simon's absence is

A relief to most, there's one

Contestant who still can't

Control his nerves.

I'm really nervous about
today.

go out there and own it.
my name is tim olstad.

I am years old.
I'm a server at a restaurant.

where are you from?
sorry.

that's okay, no.
Let's do that one more time.

I'm really nervous about my
audition today.

I'm just hoping that the judges
like me.

I'm hoping the audience likes
me.

Looking the judges right in the
eyes, I hope I do have the

Confidence because those judges
can see right through you, and

They can see if you're nervous.
They can see if you don't seem

I don't want my nerves to get in

The way.

I don't want that to ruin my

Performance.

I don't know if I can-I don't
know if I can do this.

I can't be-I can't be sitting
down right now.

Sometimes I get fidgety or my
hand shakes or something like

That, so I'm really hoping that
that isn't a problem today.

all right, tim, they're ready
for you.

If you want to come with me,
I'll take you to the stage.

are you serious?
yes.

go, tim. You can do this.
I think today is the day that

I finally needed to step out of
my own way.

It feels overwhelming.
I've definitely doubted myself

In the past, but music is
definitely what I want to do

For the rest of my life.
[cheers and applause]

hello.
how's it going?

what's your name?
my name is tim olstad.

tim, how old are you?
I'm years old.

.
Where are you coming from?

minnesota.
and, uh, who are you with?

They're backstage right now,

So...

do you ever get in trouble?

[laughter]

um...
tell me something crazy about

You.
um...

I can't really think, off the
top of my head.

okay, well, try.
[laughter]

something crazy.
Um...

like, I want to get excited
to know you.

Tell me something that-I don't
know, is crazy, unexpected.

um, like, I don't know, like,
um, my mom was my music teacher

In elementary school, and I
thought I could get away with

Everything, but, uh, there was
a couple times she's kicked me

Out of the classroom.
you're a wild child.

[laughter]
what are you gonna sing for

Us today?
I'm gonna sing a thousand

Years.
all right.

good luck.
[cheering]

[intro to a thousand years]

it's kind of boring.
very.

heart beats fast

colors and promises

how to be brave?
how can I love

when I'm afraid
oh, my god, look at his hand.

He's so scared.
to fall

but watching you stand alone
all of my doubt

suddenly goes away somehow
one step closer

I have d*ed every day
waiting for you

darling, don't be afraid
I have loved you

for a thousand years
I'll love you

for a thousand more
oh, man!

wow!
[cheers and applause]

I have d*ed every day
waiting for you

darling, don't be afraid
I have loved you

for a thousand years
I'll love you

for a thousand more
[cheers and applause]

I feel like your voice just
came over me like a blanket of

Love.
It was so beautiful.

The chords in that song worked
for your voice.

You knew exactly where to take
us.

I feel like you know yourself as
an artist and you know your

Place.
That's such a beautiful gift.

I'm in love.
thank you so much.

I'm in love.
thank you, kelly.

demi.
first of all, I had the

Chills when you sang, and I
don't get that very often here.

wow.
and I get it.

Like, I don't want you to do
anything bad, 'cause you're just

So loveable, you're so cute
just the way you are.

thank you, demi.
you're just so-you're-I get

It, I get it.
You don't have to be edgy.

You are so cute the way that you
are, I think people are really,

Really gonna like you.
You're so talented.

thank you so much.
[cheers and applause]

I agree.
You're like a little teddy bear,

That I would hug you forever.
You nailed it.

You did it with your heart, and
I just didn't expect this, so

Congratulations.
thank you, paulina.

Thank you.
so let's vote.

I'm gonna kick this voting

Off with a yes, an absolute yes.
thank you.

I really feel that you was
born for this, so I'm gonna say

Yes.
thank you so much.

[cheers and applause]
you have the kind of voice

Where, even if someone's having
a really rough day, you can make

Them smile.
aw!

thank you.
so yes.

awesome.
Thank you, guys, so much.

Thank you.
tears stream

down your face
when you lose something

he's so good.
I want to hug him.

you cannot replace

oh, we're so proud of you.
You nailed it.

It was so good.
We're so proud of you.

did you see my shak-my-my
shaking?

no, we didn't.
I still can't believe it.

I still can't believe it.
[laughs]

I want to help him.
He's so cute.

he is so cute.
the fact that demi said that

I gave her chills was-that
leaves me speechless, like, to

Hear that was a big reassurance.
I didn't even know what to say.

[cheers and applause]

hi, guys. Sorry.
Sorry.

How many-
by the way, you missed a lot

Of incredible-
I heard someone who was very

Good.
I could hear someone singing

A thousand years.
yes.

[cheers and applause]
I-is it just me, or is the

Talent better when simon's not
here?

there's always somebody great
when you're late.

you know what, simon?
I think you may have just

Learned your lesson, never to be
late again.

[laughs]
and I will try

to fix you

you sure are cute.
oh!

do you like kelly?
a lot.

[laughter]
you are a little diva.

absolutely, freakin' yes.
I see a future pop star

welcome back to
the x factor.

Now, this is a place right here
where everyone signs up at

Registration and gets their
I.D. Stickers.

Four categories-there's blue

Stickers for the boys, pink

For the girls, green for the

Groups, and yellow for the

Over-s.

And tomorrow, the x factor
producers will tell the judges

Which category they will be
mentoring for the rest of the

Competition.
And our next contestant knows

Exactly which judge he wants as
his mentor.

my name is wesley mountain.
I'm years old, I'm from

Capitol heights, maryland,
and I'm a parts counter person

At a car dealership.
I'm very excited to be here, and

Me singing in front of kelly
rowland is a dream in itself.

oh, dream weaver
she's a beautiful artist.

She's very classy, very elegant.
She has beautiful hair.

She has a beautiful smile.
She's amazing.

I saw a video of her singing,
and it was so elegant.

night

kelly, man, pssh.

like, what are you gonna sing

For her?

brah, I'm gonna tell her

She's beautiful.

I'm gonna tell her she has
grace, talent.

mm-hmm.
she's a gift.

oh, dream weaver
go right on out here.

[cheers and applause]
hello.

hi.
look at you, all happy.

yes, I am.
what's your name?

my name is wesley mountain.
[laughs]

Oh!
am I missing something here?

kelly!
we-oh!

Oh!
oh!

[laughter]

[cheers and applause]

you like kelly?
a lot.

[laughter]
I like you a lot, kelly.

I really do.
oh!

You sure are cute, and green is
the color for you, boo.

[laughter]
[cheering]

yep.
kelly, can I-

hey, hey! Oh, okay.
Oh!

Wow!
that's my boy!

That's my boy! Whoa!
thank you.

Oh, you're so cute.
[laughter]

you have to go back now.
He's, like, sweating and

Panting.
okay, I just want to say,

That was way intense.
He just held my hand, and my

Heart is just going crazy.
[cheering]

okay, right.
Now, get these impure thoughts

Out of your mind right now.
yes, sir.

What are you gonna sing?
] wanted by hunter hayes.

oh, wow!
okay, let's do it.

And you've got to stop panting.
yes, sir.

seriously, 'cause you won't
be able to sing.

[overlapping chatter]
[intro to wanted]

you know I'd fall apart

without you

I don't know how you do

what you do

okay, he's a casanova guy.
'cause everything that

don't make sense about me

makes sense
when I'm with you

like everything
that's green, girl

I need you
but it's more than

one and one makes two
[cheers and applause]

I put aside the math
and the logic of it

I gotta know
you want it too

'cause I wanna wrap you up
I wanna kiss your lips

I wanna make you feel wanted
and I wanna call you mine

I wanna hold your hand
forever

and never let you forget it
k*ll it! k*ll it!

let's go!
I wanna make you

feel wanted
[cheers and applause]

that was actually very good.
yeah.

thank you.
[cheers and applause]

uh, demi.
you know, at first, I thought

You were so creepy.
[laughter]

But you actually have a really
good voice.

thank you so much.
so you went from, like,

Creepy to cute.
[laughter]

thank you.
I totally want-

no, don't look at her that
way.

[laughter]
I once had a dog who liked

Steak, and every time I ate my
steak, the dog would look at me

From the other side of the room,
and it reminds me of the way

You're looking at kelly.
[laughter]

I mean, it's like, as you're
singing, you're getting closer

And closer, like, "I'm going to
eat you."

[laughter]
no, and-and, if you really

Want this, you need to keep your
feelings a little bit apart from

Everything else.
or just take a very long,

Cold shower before you sing.
[laughter]

Okay, all right, we're gonna
vote.

Paulina.
I'm gonna say yes.

okay, demi.
I'm gonna say yes, but don't

Eat my friend.
[laughter]

Okay?
I hope I'm not gonna regret

What I'm about to do, but I'm
going to say yes.

[cheers and applause]
kelly.

you have a great, beautiful

Voice, and I watched the ladies
in the audience, and I think

That we're-ladies are attracted
to passion, you know?

We like that a lot.
So I'm gonna say yes.

[cheers and applause]
oh, dream weaver

that's my boy!
[cheering]

leave without looking at her,
please.

[laughter]
[cheers and applause]

He was, like, right from the
back, all the time.

Liter-he was literally panting.
[cheering]

I'm on top of the world.
Singing to kelly was a dream

dream weaver

welcome back to
the x factor, where the

Auditions are in full swing.
[cheers and applause]

The girls' category continues to
impress, and our next contestant

Is hoping she has what it takes
to stand out from the crowd.

hello.
hi.

what's your name?
my name is celine polenghi.

I like your outfit.
thank you.

you look cute.
thanks.

I'm here with my dad, my mom,

My sister, and my best friend.

good.

okay, how old are you?

I'm years old.

and do you think you can win?

I do.

good luck.

thank you.

[intro to when you believe]

many nights we prayed

with no proof

anyone could hear

in our hearts a hopeful song

we barely understood
who knows what miracles

you can achieve
when you believe

somehow you will
you will when you believe

okay, right, celine, was it
perfect?

No.
Do you have massive potential?

both: Yes.
thank you.

but I think you're very cool.
I love the fact that you were

Brave enough to sing that song.
I see a future pop star standing

In front of me.
[cheers and applause]

Kelly.
I-I like you.

I'm gonna say yes.
] bravissima. Yes!

demi.
yes!

celine, four big, fat yeses.
Congratulations.

I wish I was tall
I wish I was fast

wish I could shop
with a bag full of cash

I love her.
I gotta have that

celine is one step closer to
her dream, and the girls are

Feeling like it's their day.
today it's the girls for

Me, for sure.
[cheers and applause]

hey!
[cheers and applause]

oh, she's cute!
Hi there.

hi.
your hair is gorgeous.

thank you.
you are beautiful.

What's your name, baby?
my name is bree randall.

I am years old, from corona,
california.

what are you gonna sing,
baby?

I'm gonna sing treasure by
bruno mars.

oh, oh

I know that you

don't know it

but you're fine, so fine

fine, so fine

oh

you know I'm gonna show you
when you're mine, oh, mine

mine, oh, mine
treasure

that is what you are
[cheers and applause]

let's vote. Kelly.
I'm gonna say yes.

I like you, bree.
thank you.

I'm gonna say yes.
yay! Thank you.

there's something about you
that I think is gonna go far in

This competition.
It's a yes.

it's, uh, four yeses.
oh, my gosh!

[cheers and applause]
it's like girls are taking

Over the world right now.
yes, they are.

yeah, yeah, it's-
that's why you're a smart man

For having three women on this
panel.

it's terrifying.
hell yeah.

[cheers and applause]
hi. What's your name?

my name's primrose.
ooh, that's a lovely name.

And what are you gonna do for us
today?

I'm gonna be singing
jessie j's nobody's perfect.

I'm not a saint

no, not at all

but what I did

that wasn't cool

but I swear I'll never

do that again to you

oh
I hate that I let you down

and I feel so bad about it
[cheers and applause]

absolutely, freakin' yes.
I think you're phenomenal.

absolutely, yes.
yes.

four yeses.
Congratulations.

[cheers and applause]
hi.

hi.
what's your name?

summer reign.
okay, so, summer, you look

Great, by the way.
thank you.

yeah, you look like a little
pop star.

oh, thank you.
right, well, let's give it a

tell them I was happy

and my heart is broken

all my scars are open

tell them

what I hoped would be
impossible

impossible
I wish I was tall

I wish I was fast
wish I could shop

with a bag full of cash
you are a little diva.

[laughs]
you're a little pop star.

I actually want to watch you
grow.

I want to be there while you
grow.

I think you're so talented.
I'm gonna kick this off with a

Yes.
I'm gonna follow that with a

Yes.
paulina.

yes.
demi, demi.

you are so cute.
I'm gonna say yes.

I wish I had style
thank you, thank you.

thanks, summer.
[women screaming]

the girls are looking fierce,
but the judges will still have

To wait until tomorrow night
to find out which category

The x factor producers have
decided they get to mentor.

I got the girls.
I'm calling the girls now, and

I want-I want to mentor-
you had the girls before.

no, I had the young adults.
[laughs]

hoping to give the girls a
run for their money is our next

Contestant, -year-old rickey
clark.

this audition means a lot to
me because this could change

My life completely.
go right out.

[cheering]
this is the biggest audition

That I've ever had in my life.
[cheers and applause]

hello.
hi.

okay, so do you get this a
lot?

Because if you started to go,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

usher.
oh, my god

Oh!
A little usher move for a

Second.
Okay, what's your name?

rickey clark, jr.
and how old are you?

I'm years old.
years old.

oh, my god.
and why are you here?

I'm here because I love to
sing, and I believe that I-and

I know I have the x factor.
[cheers and applause]

okay, now I want to see your
eyes, boo.

Ah, there they are.
I love it. Rrarr!

oh, my gosh.
I love you so much.

thanks.
I'm like...

[growls]
[laughter]

Whoo!
thank you, baby.

All right, so what's been your
journey on the way here?

um, yeah, I brought my mother

And my two brothers and my

Cousin.

do you ever fight with your

Brothers?

all the time.

what's the worst thing y'all
have gotten in trouble for?

ooh, let's see.
Breaking my mom's knick-knack,

Because she loves her-you know,
vases and stuff like that.

you broke your mom's vase?
a couple of 'em, sometimes.

oh, you are naughty.
It's kind of cute, though.

thank you.
[laughter]

so what are you gonna sing
for us today?

I'm gonna sing stevie
wonder's superstition.

all right, let's hear it.

[intro to superstition]

everybody, stand up on your
feet.

[cheering]
come on, rj!

hey

hey, hey, yeah
whoa, oh, whoa

very superstitious

writing's on the wall

very superstitious

ladder's 'bout to fall

-month-old baby
[cheering]

all right!
[cheers and applause]

uh, rickey, I like you.
I don't like your voice.

[audience ohs]
wait, wait.

it sounded flat to me.
what?

Why don't you like his voice?
it-it just sounded too low,

It sounded out of tune.
Um, I didn't like what I heard,

Kelly.
[audience booing]

you know, you know what I
think?

Um, I feel like we're always
gonna learn something new and

Grow and learn more about
ourselves and our voices, but I

Think you have to-no, don't
make that face.

I don't want you to make that
face.

it's just that I want this
so, so bad.

I understand, honey, but
guess what.

It took me, my first time, six
years to get a record deal,

Two years to actually have the
opportunity to put out an album.

That's eight years of my life,
honey, and not everything comes

To us overnight.
I know.

this is just one step.
[cheers and applause]

Okay?
aw, come on, rj.

[melancholy music]
okay, uh, demi.

I'm gonna have to say no.
I'm really sorry.

But keep trying.
always.

paulina.

rickey, come next year.

It's a no for now.

rickey.
[crying]

it's a no for now.

Oh, I gotta go get him, I gotta
go get him, I gotta go get him,

I gotta go.
[cheers and applause]

Come here, baby.
Oh, it's okay.

I know.
I know.

I know how it feels so bad to
want something, and let me tell

You something.
I remember being on this show a

Long time ago.
You're .

You will never know what it is.
But it's called star search,

And star search told me no,
and I'm here.

This is just one no.
Don't cry, baby.

There's no use.
You'll go away, and this should

Teach you to be stronger, one.
It's gonna give you tough skin,

Two.
Three, you're gonna learn about

Your voice, and you will come
here another time and smash it,

Okay?
So don't cry.

Make these tears temporary,
okay?

thank you.
you're welcome, baby.

[audience shouting]

I'm never gonna give up,
no matter what anyone says.

here we go.

It's gonna be a crazy audition.
it was more than an audition.

It was a performance.
you sang, s-a-n-g.

what am I gonna say?
you're gonna say yes.

[cheers and applause]

[upbeat techno music]
welcome back to

The x factor.
Paulina and demi are not here,

So simon and kelly are on their
own.

so you know who to go to
first if you want to ask an

Opinion.
[laughs]

the contestants will need two
yeses to get through to the next

Round, so the pressure is on for
this next act.

oh, man!
you got to k*ll it.

ooh!
it's your time.

game time.
it's game time.

it's game time.
don't sit!

focus.
yeah, oh, you got this.

it's done.
My name is lorie moore.

I am years old, and I'm
originally from chicago, but I'm

[rocky theme playing]

[laughter]
I'm wearing this jersey today

To remind myself that I'm a
champion.

I play women's professional
football, and I won the

Women's championship.
It's full-contact nfl rules, you

Know, football, so it's not a
game to take lightly, even

Though it's girls playing.
I like hitting better than

Getting hit, so...
[laughs]

[laughs]

it's first and goal right

Now.

win this.

I'm ready to go, I'm ready to

Go.

Growing up, I had music and I
had athletics.

In the sports arena, I have
achieved, I have conquered.

the judges are ready for you.
Right up those stairs.

Good luck.
thank you.

Now it's time to transition and

Focus that same work ethic from

Football to my music.

[cheers and applause]

ah
hi.

hi.
and what's your name?

my name is lorie moore.
have we met before?

no.
you look familiar.

you do too.
[laughter]

what do you do for a living?
I played professional women's

Football.
okay.

from football to singing?
Or has it always been in there?

it's always been athletics
and music.

okay, all right.
So what are you gonna sing for

Us today?
I have nothing, whitney

Houston.
oh, I love this song.

Let's hear it.

[intro to I have nothing]

share my life

take me for what I am

'cause I'll never change
all my colors for you

I don't really need to look

very much further
I don't wanna have to go

where you don't follow
I won't hold it back again

this passion inside
can't run from myself

there's nowhere to hide
don't make me

close one more door
I don't wanna hurt anymore

stay in my arms if you dare
you got it, baby!

or must I imagine you
you got it, you got it!

there
don't walk away from me

no
don't walk away from me

ha
don't you dare

walk away from me
I have nothing, nothing

nothing
if I don't have you

ooh
[cheers and applause]

that's how you do it.
[cheers and applause]

Wow.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

[cheers and applause]
lorie moore.

thank you.
okay, kelly.

you said, "oh, yeah, I play
football," and I'm like, oh,

Boy, here we go.
It's gonna be a crazy audition.

And you started to open up your
mouth to not sing but sang,

S-a-n-g.
all right!

you been on the football
field too long, girl.

[cheers and applause]
uh, lorie, you're years

Old, yeah?
mm-hmm.

okay, um, I just got a sense,
from the minute you started

Performing that song, it was
more than an audition,

It was a performance.
mm-hmm.

and-
thank you.

and this is, again, why we
have no age limit on this show,

Is to find people like you.
And you are very, very, very

Good.
[cheers and applause]

thank you so much.
I love you.

Okay. Kelly.
yeah, you got two yeses.

I'm answering for him.
[laughs]

he would be crazy to say no.
He ain't crazy, girl.

what am I gonna say?
you gonna say yes.

Say yes.
[queen's we are the champions]

I say yes.

Well done.
thank you so much.

[cheers and applause]
and we'll keep on

fighting till the end

[cheering]
show us!

Show us!
Show us! Show us!

[cheering]
yeah!

I've never been so proud of
you, man!

I'm on cloud nine
right now...

Because the king of mean gave me
a "wow" and a "yes."

Not just a "yes," but a "wow"
and a "yes."

You understand?
Like that is monumental!

you got the...
l.A.'s got the x factor!

welcome back to
the x factor.

this is our moment.
oh, my god, I can't believe

This.
we're gonna crush this.

I'm briana thomas.
I'm .

I'm allan guinn.
I'm .

both: And we are second hand
high.

we're gonna be doing an
original song.

It's gonna be huge.
I feel like our song is gonna be

A number-one hit for a really
long time.

something that people can
roll around and listen to.

we got this.
What!

I can't wait to see simon
cowell's face with his little

Smirk that he does when he knows
he sees some talent and he's

Like, "where have you been?"
with demi back at the panel,

The contestants will need two
yeses to get through.

'cause they always
gonna turn out right

everybody want to live
your life

hello.
hello.

how are you?
and how are you two?

good.
and what are your names?

I am briana thomas.
um, I'm allan guinn.

and we are...
both: Second hand high.

are you lovebirds?
[laughter]

that's one word to describe
it.

okay.
we actually were engaged.

We fell in love.
I met him through a mutual

College friend, and I saw him.
He's a music producer, and I

Make poems and songs, so we were
meant to meet, so...

so you're engaged now?
no.

no.
what happened?

[laughter]
did one of you cheat on the

Other?
no.

never.
have you hooked up with

Anybody since you broke up?
no.

come on, you can tell me.
do you see me?

He's not gonna hook up with
anybody.

[laughter]
all right, girl.

okay, got it, got it, got it.
What are you gonna sing?

we're actually gonna sing an
original song, and you are gonna

Absolutely love it, so do not
make that face, you understand

Me?
You're gonna love it.

This is gonna be a hit.
I understand now why this

Relationship ended.
oh, thanks, simon.

nice.
[cheering]

I'm feeling for you.
Okay, good luck.

[upbeat techno music]

I want to introduce you to

Second hand high.

This one goes out to all my

Ladies.

You know what I'm talking about,

Right, kelly?

it's funny how you see me
with another dude

you don't know how to act
you actin' like a fool

uhh
hey, you better ask me

to dance
I said, you better ask me

to dance
I put one more sucker

in his place
comin' up behind me

put his hands on my waist
uhh

hey, you better
ask me to dance

I said, you better ask me
to dance

you see these round hips?
you see this fat a, huh?

you gonna come up on that?
no

hey, you better
ask me to dance

I said, you better
ask me to dance

you like these round hips
you like this fat a

yeah, or my face?
hey, you better

ask me to dance
I said you better

ask me to dance
if you want this

hey, you better

ask me to dance
I said you better

ask me to dance
if you want this

you must respect this

hey, you better
ask me to dance

I said you better
ask me to dance

let's hit it, then
why buy the cow

and get the leche for free?
a wise man once told me

but I thought about it
a few times myself

and I realized that dumb
girls are bad for my health

so I found me a real one
to hold it down

through the hard times
one I can rap to

so now I don't have to go
through the drama of dealing

with those dumb dives
all the girls in the club

expect your respect
but they don't have none

for themselves
both: think about it

why buy the cow
and get the leche for free?

leche for free?
leche for free?

why buy the cow?
why buy the cow?

why buy the cow
and get the leche for free?

hey, you better
ask me to dance

I said you better
ask me to dance

I put one more sucker
in his place

comin' up behind me
put his hands on my waist

uhh
hey, you better

ask me to dance
I said, you better ask me

to dance
you see these round hips?

you see this fat a, huh?
you gonna come up on that?

no
hey, you better

ask me to dance
I said, you better

ask me to dance
you want this

both: just like this
hey, you better

ask me to dance
I said you better

ask me to dance
no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no.
go, simon!

no, no, no, no, no.
go, totally with the hips!

yeah!
[cheers and applause]

now, simon, are you gonna ask
me to dance?

no!

get it, kelly!

Ow!
[cheers and applause]

Thank you so much, everybody.
I love you.

[cheers and applause]
whoa, whoa, whoa.

simon.
okay, um, I think you should

Change the name of the group to
deluded.

[audience ohs]
the song was terrible.

I'm not gonna ask you to dance.
uh-uh! I disagree!

it was!
[audience booing]

simon!
why are you booing?

because it's very, very
weird, but I kind of like the

Song.
[cheers and applause]

with somebody else singing
it.

possibly.
Poss-I mean, no disrespect, I'm

Sorry, but you did-did you
write the song?

I think you did a great job with
the chorus.

You better ask me to dance.
I said, you better ask me to

Dance.
Like, that's some current stuff

Right now.
thank you.

I love the song.
I'll-I'll probably be singing

That later on with my cousins
and my whole crew, so yeah.

it was very fun watching the
people in the back dance.

[cheers and applause]
and the song was catchy.

The song was definitely catchy.
I don't think it was for me.

okay, we're gonna vote.
Kelly.

I'm gonna say no, but you got
a nice song.

I like your song.
demi.

I'm gonna have to say no.
I'm really sorry.

it's okay.
guys, nice to meet you.

nice to meet you guys too.
Thank you, guys.

Thank every one of you!
[cheers and applause]

Even though we didn't get yeses
and continue on the show, we're

Gonna keep going.
our music isn't gonna end.

We're still gonna do music
together.

yes.
obviously, the crowd liked

It, so we're gonna go home with
a new set of fans that are gonna

Absolutely love and adore us.
our song's gonna be a

Classic, like snoop dogg's
gin and juice.

like, this song's a good
song, and our song is gonna be

The jam of .
So look out for us.

[background noise, chatter]
this song's a good song,

And our song is gonna be
the jam of .

[echoing] ......
[upbeat techno music]

it's funny how you see me

with another dude
you don't know how to act

you actin' like a fool
hey, you better ask me

to dance
I said, you better ask me

to dance
I put one more sucker

in his place
comin' up behind me

put his hands on my waist
hey, you better

ask me to dance
I said, you better ask me

to dance
you like these round hips

you like this fat a
yeah, or my face?

hey, you better
ask me to dance

I said you better
ask me to dance

why buy the cow when you
can get the leche for free?

a wise man once told me
but I thought about it

a few times myself
and I realized that

dumb girls are bad
for your health

all the girls in the club
expect your respect

but don't have none
for themselves

think about it
why buy the cow when you

can get the leche for free?
why buy the cow?

why buy the cow?
why buy the cow when you

can get the leche for free?

simon, wake up!
[laughs]

tomorrow night...

The auditions conclude.
I feel like I'm looking at a

Baby destiny's child right now.
yes!

[cheers and applause]
amazing!

[cheers and applause]
ah

uh, uh
it was like something out of

A lunatic asylum.
both: Whoo!

[microphone thuds]
oh!

[crying]
[dramatic music]

what's the matter with you

Three?
You've all gone crazy.

and the judges have some
tough decisions to make...

this is the girl to b*at.
I love them.

I hate them.

as the numbers get slashed.
now I'm gonna reveal who has

Made it through to the next
round of the competition.

just acts will remain.

[cheering]

the mentors will meet their
categories, and the categories

Will battle each other in a
brand-new round-a four-chair

Challenge, where the remaining
contestants will face the

Biggest challenge of their
lives.

oh, my god.
television auditions will

Never be the same again.
[dramatic music]

no!

No!
no one's safe until the end.
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