01x12 - Rescue Promo

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♪ Earth needed help and they answered the call ♪

♪ No rescue too big, no hero too small ♪

♪ Recruits come to learn from the best of the best ♪

♪ They'll be Rescue Bots too, if they pass the test ♪

♪ Rescue Bots Academy roll to the rescue! ♪

♪ Roll to the rescue! Save the day ♪

♪ For you and me, roll to the rescue ♪

♪ Hot sh*t, Whirl, Hoist, Medix, and Wedge ♪

♪ Their teamwork, together, will give 'em the edge ♪

♪ Rescue Bots Academy roll to the rescue ♪

♪ Roll, roll, roll! Roll out! ♪

[alarm sounds]

[action music]

[Heatwave] Rescue Bots Academy.

Are you ready to roll to the rescue?

That's the start of our new academy recruiting video.

What do you think?

I would totally want to go there! If I didn't already.

Yeah, that guy in red looks super-cool to hang out with.

Can we see the rest of the movie?

Not yet, because that's what we'll be recording today.

I want to get some scenes

of what life is like at the Academy.

Training, teamwork... maybe even a real rescue.

-[beeping] -This is Heatwave, go ahead.

On my way, Sir.

That was Optimus. He needs my help on a mission,

so I'm afraid our movie will have to wait.

I can record it for you, Sir!

I've always wanted to be a director.

[Whirl, director voice] Roll film! Cue the extras!

Where's my llama wrangler?

I can't think of anyone more enthusiastic

about the academy than you, Whirl.

-I won't let you down, Sir! -Then the job's yours.

I'm counting on you to represent the Rescue Bots.

Mission accepted.

Hey Whirl, I've got some ideas

about what would look really great in the academy movie, me!

Hmmm...

You are aware that you don't

actually have any muscles to flex, right?

Just let me know if you wanna use my crane

for an overhead sh*t.

I can hold the camera if you want to be onscreen for a while.

Thanks for the offers guys. But I got this.

So what do you require us to do?

Um... act natural!

[whispering] I don't understand.

Are we acting or are we natural?

Just do what you normally do.

Yeah, and I'll record it.

[awkwardly] Oh. Look at the time.

I must go to the lab to sort supplies.

That's natural?

Have you met Medix?

This movie needs some excitement.

Let's go to hero hall!

Okay, Wedge. You tell the camera

how our rescue simulations work.

And then Hoist will start a demo when you give the signal.

No problem. You ready?

And... action!

[whisper] Wedge. That's your cue.

We use hero hall to practice simulated rescues.

-I'll show you. -Hello.

[screams]

There's the signal! Cue the tidal wave!

Oh no.

I'll just... edit that part out.

Maybe we should move on.

I've got a great idea for your next scene!

Meet me at the Groundbridge in ten minutes!

And... action!

-[Whirl] That means "go!" -Oh, right.

Hello, I'm Hoist and this is the Groundbridge

at Rescue Bots Academy.

But I want to show you something even better!

Our teachers, Heatwave and Optimus Prime. Say hello!

Hoist? Can you talk some more about the Groundbridge?

I could... or Optimus can!

[Optimus voice] This allows us to travel anywhere we desire...

[Heatwave's voice] Hey, I want to talk!

[Optimus voice] No, it is my turn!

[giggling]

Transform! You transform!

Hoist! Look out!

Whoa!

[sighs] Guess we'll finish this when he comes back from...

Outer Mongolia? Oh boy.

It takes a lot of skill to be a recruit.

Practice, determination. And ya gotta look good doing it!

That is not actually a requirement. Oof!

Hot sh*t! Why don't you show us

some of your mission training moves?

I thought you'd never ask.

-Action! -[action music]

Huh! Ah! Oh! Ah! Huh!

Oh!

Uh!

♪♪

[sh*ts f*ring]

Look out!

[gasps]

Perhaps I can provide you

with some calmer content for the movie.

Like a review of medical rescue procedure?

Thanks, Medix!

Let me introduce you to the wonderful world of...

...bandages!

Gauze, cotton balls, tape...

and of course splints will work,

but who uses those any more, am I right? Ha. Ha. Ha.

I don't think three hours of Medix is what heatwave wanted.

Maybe I got some other good stuff earlier!

[tape rewinding]

This is unusable! It's more gag reel than promo reel!

Oh, hi! I'm not standing in front of this

to block you from seeing anything, what? [nervous laugh]

How's the movie shaping up?

Great! You're gonna be really surprised once you see it.

-So can we? -Can you what?

-See it? -No!

No... because... it's not finished yet.

Whirl, great news. I told Optimus

about the movie you've been working on,

and he's coming by to see it!

That's... unexpected! When?

Tonight! Let's go clean up the Academy

and give Whirl some space to work.

Tonight? Tonight, tonight?

But making a movie out of this is impossible!

Wait. Impossible is really just "I'm possible"

without the space. You can do this!

[alarm]

Awww... an emergency now?

[gasp] Which could be the perfect chance

to record the recruits in action

for our Rescue Bot Academy video! That's it!

High-five, me!

Yes! I'm... possible!

There's an emergency at the Griffin Rock cake factory.

The machines won't shut off

and Mr. Pfeiffer and two of his bakers are trapped.

You need to help them to safety!

Sounds like a piece of cake! Ha!

I have never understood what it is so easy about cake.

We got this, Sir. And I'll catch it all for our movie!

♪♪

Wah! Get to cover!

[splatting noise]

[grunting]

So... much... sugar!

-Huh? -[laughs]

Aw! Come on!

-[all laugh] -[Mr. Pfeiffer] Help!

I see the bakers! Let's go!

We have to turn off these machines!

-[sighs] I'll try to reach the power switch! -[splat]

Whoa, cream. Whoa, banana.

Oooh, I think that one was razzleberry... whoa!

I got this!

Huh... whoa!

Ohhhh... whoa!

Wedge!

-[machine belches] -Ahh!

[grunts]

Look out!

I determine that this rescue is in fact,

not a piece of cake!

Ah! Uh-oh.

Oh no.

This one's mine!

Ugh... uh!

Ah!

-Whoa! [splash] -Huh!

Jam...

Heh-hey!

We'll charge these machines for as*ault and "battering".

Now, let's get you to safety.

[sighs] How's the movie looking?

There isn't a movie. Everything I filmed today is horrible!

Why didn't you tell us? We would have helped you!

Because Heatwave made me the director!

This was my mission!

Which means I'm the one who has to go tell him I failed.

Hey guys, why don't we help Whirl right now?

I'm sorry sirs, but... I failed my task.

There's nothing filmed today that is worthy

of being part of the academy promo reel.

How did that happen, Whirl?

I knew things weren't going well...

but you trusted me to do the job,

so I felt like I had to do it alone.

And... I couldn't.

Your spark was in the right place, Whirl.

But it is not weak to ask for help when you need it.

Sometimes, it is even braver.

-Wait! -We know, there's no movie.

Actually, there might be.

Permission to show you something awesome?

We worked together editing Whirl's footage.

It's definitely worth seeing.

[action music]

[laughter]

-Ha, ha, ha! -Ho, ho, ho!

[giggles]

[Heatwave voice] Rescue Bots Academy--

You'll learn how to get out of any mess!

Whirl. That was... very funny.

Maybe we can cut the puppets.

But you reminded us of the importance of fun at the academy.

I guess it's easy to forget the stuff

that's right in front of your face sometimes.

Like how every mission is a team effort.

Thanks guys. You want to help me finish the rest of the movie?

-Aww yeah! -Awesome!

♪♪