01x29 - All Washed Up

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♪ Earth needed help and they answered the call ♪

♪ No rescue too big, no hero too small ♪

♪ Recruits come to learn from the best of the best ♪

♪ They'll be Rescue Bots too, if they pass the test ♪

♪ Rescue Bots Academy roll to the rescue! ♪

♪ Roll to the rescue! Save the day ♪

♪ For you and me, roll to the rescue ♪

♪ Hot sh*t, Whirl, Hoist, Medix, and Wedge ♪

♪ Their teamwork, together, will give 'em the edge ♪

♪ Rescue Bots Academy roll to the rescue ♪

♪ Roll, roll, roll! Roll out! ♪

[video narrator] And now on Heroes of Cybertron...

With fire in his belly...

And high-powered water jets to put it out...

Grab some shade 'cause we're h-h-having a Heatwave!

Wow, check out his angry face! [growls]

I'm glad you find it amusing.

-Sorry, Professor, sir. -Yeah!

You're not funny at all, Chief.

I mean, not that you're not funny..

You're hilarious! And--

I'm gonna stop talking now.

Listen up, Recruits. Cody and I have to join the Rescue Bots

for an urgent mission off-planet.

You and Cody? But that means...

We'll be here on our own!

Exactly. You've proven yourselves responsible enough

-to be left without supervision. -[all] Yeah! Alright! Woohoo!

[Heatwave] But don't get too excited.

I'm leaving you a list of training lessons

and chores to finish before I return.

-You can count on us, Chief. -[all] Totally! Oh yeah! You betcha!

And remember, any problems, just call us, okay?

Absolutely.

Uh..Say hi to Bumblebee for me! Us!

Let vacation time begin!

Without class we'll have time to reorganize our Earth Museum!

And finally figure out if pet rocks are minerals or animals!

A whole day of Heroes of Cybertron!

C'mon!

Ahem! Aren't you forgetting something?

Don't worry. How bad could Heatwave's list be?

Oh! That's not so--

[Whirl] Bad.

-Woooo! -Waaaaa!

Whoaaaaaa!

[nervous warbling] Wooooaa!

[thud]

-Oops. -[giggling]

Gah. So how many things have we checked off Heatwave's list?

Including Zip-Line Training?

-One. -[Wedge] One?

Great. And we still have to clean the whole Academy.

That's the spirit, Wedge!

On to the next one!

Ugh. There's gotta be a faster way to get all this done!

-Faster way? Whoa! -[splat]

Hmmm...

Perfect!

Ok. Number of lessons checked off...

Four. That's good, right?

Sure. If we only had five things to do.

But we have like five hundred!

And that's before we even start cleaning!

So what if we don't have to?

But it's on the list.

Say hello to the Scrub-A-Dubber!

Looks more like a Hunk-A-Junka.

It needs a Power-Pod to work.

Prepare to be amazed!

Whoa! Hoist, that's incredible!

Uh, Hoist, what is it doing?

[cough] Well that was rude!

But very clean!

It just needs a new Power-Pod once in a while,

and it'll clean the whole Academy for us!

Meaning we can finish our lessons

while it does our chores!

With time left for us to watch Heroes of Cybertron!

C'mon! Next on the list is First Aid!

This lesson is about applying bandages to an injured human.

Shouldn't we practice on Chuck?

This is way more fun!

For you maybe!

[muffled protest grunting]

Mmmm!

Hey, Hot sh*t. You think that thing can go any faster?

-[muffled grunting] -I said...

[sigh] Forget it.

Now for the second layer of bandages!

Hmm?

[frantic revving]

There! That should speed up our list.

Free time, here I come!

Note this is not the preferred method

-to remove human bandages. -Whaaaaa!

-But it's fast! And another lesson... -[thud]

...checked off Heatwave's list!

Next up... [gasp] Animal Study!

Yay! Last one to the library is a Duck-Billed Platypus!

Hey Wedge. What were you trying to ask me?

I couldn't hear under all these bandages.

Just asking if you thought that cleaning droid

could go any faster. Turns out -it can.

Reeeally...

Here you go, pal.

The faster you clean, the more time I get for Cube.

[mechanical whirring]

By my calculations, your circuits should safely

accommodate the energon of another Power-Pod.

And the sooner you finish our chores,

the sooner I can catalogue my medical supplies.

-Hey, little guy. -[bash]

Aw, I know. Cleaning is hard work.

Hey! Maybe you could use a little more juice.

-[hectic frizzing] -You like that, huh?

Hmm. Well, if one pod's good then...

Three must be better!

[manic fritzing]

You're welcome, and thanks!

We really appreciate your cleaning.

[blast]

Uh. We should probably get the Scrub-A-Dubber

-in here to clean that up. -I'll go check on him!

He must be running low on Energon by now.

-I'm sure he's fine. -Absolutely!

Yeah, I just saw him!

That Scrubber's got more energon than me!

And that's saying something!

Well, if you're sure he's okay. I guess I do need the practice.

[rock music plays]

Almost done! Just one more lesson on Heatwave's list.

And it's a good one. Who's up for a volcano simulation?

Uh. What kind of volcano spews out bubbles?

Not a simulated one, that's for sure!

-These bubbles are real! -Go!

[whirring]

It's no use! There's too many!

Where's Hoist, Medix and Wedge?

[all] Help! Over here! Get us out!

They're in bubble-- I mean trouble!

-[popping] -[thud]

What is happening?

My Scrub-A-Dubber!

It appears to be malfunctioning.

I don't get it. It'd take a ton of power

for it to lose control like this.

And I only used one Power-Pod!

Ok. I may have added one more.

-I added one too! -Aaah!

-What? -So did I.

And I may have added... ahem... three more pods.

To help it go faster! [gasp]

Well it's going faster, alright.

We have to stop it before it wrecks the entire academy!

I'm on it!

[engine revving]

For the record, I am never visiting this car wash again!

-[squish] -Gah!

I got this.

-[engine revving] -[thud]

-You got him, Wedge! -Yup.

I sure-- [chuckling] I-I sure...

[laughing]

Stop it! It's not fair!

Oh no. It's headed for the lounge!

-It's gotta be in here somewhe-- -Whirl! Look out!

Gah!

Whoa! Thanks Hoist!

I got it!

Oh, not again!

[thud]

[all] Whoa! Whaaa! Whoa!

-[screeching] -[thud]

-[screeching] -[bash]

-[screeching] -[thud]

Team, we need to think logically.

What is it that the droid actually wants?

-To clean up messes! -[crash]

It's got a funny way of showing that.

Maybe we can get its attention with something messy!

[Hot sh*t] Here, Scrub-A-Dubber!

Look at all this great junk to clean!

[frantic beeping]

It doesn't know which one to clean first.

[hectic beeping]

-[thud] -Aaah!

We did it!

[all] Yeah! Result! Woohoo!

Except look at this place.

[Wedge] It's worse than before we started.

-So much for cleaning short cuts. -Indeed.

It would seem that faster isn't always better.

Ugh. We better start scrubbing.

I don't think this place has ever been this clean.

-Not even when it was built. -I'm impressed.

Did you accomplish everything on my list?

[all] Yup. Oh yeah. Definitely. Yes, sir!

We even did some bonus rescue practice!

Excellent work, team.

I knew I could count on you.

-[splash] -[sigh]

Why don't you tell me exactly what happened

while we were gone?

♪♪