14x07 - All Gummed Up

[bunniefuu]

[♪]

Furthermore, it can't leak,
because it uses no liquid.

Dry air. Listen.

[DRY WHISTLE]

Try it and I'm sure
you'll buy it.

Oh, air, huh?

Yeah.

Yes, ma'am?

I'll take this one.

Will you test it
for me, please?

[BUZZES]

[BLOWS]

Fifteen cents, please.

It's the old time
to give it the old one-two.

The cast. Out there.

No matter what hooks onto
the line, you got to get them.

Don't let this thin line
worry you.

I'll get the biggest fish
you can get on this.

Watch this.
[FABRIC RIPS]

Oh, man.

[GASPS]

Ooh-hoo!

[LAUGHING]

Ain't that lady
bow-legged?

That's no lady.
That's my mother-in-law.

Come back
with that bait.

Service, service, service!

ALL:
At your service.

Ooh!

Ooh!
Ooh!

Boys, boys, listen,

this is an emergency.

My wife is sick and the doctor
didn't have anything

to write a prescription on,
so he wrote it on my shirt.

We got that
already made up.

That's bucks.
Sure, fine.

Here you are.
Thank you.

Just a minute.
Just a minute.

Come over here.

What's the idea?

We gotta file
every prescription.

It's the law.
Yeah.

File this.

Oh, my wife.

What--? What the devil's
going on here?

Well, well, if it ain't
our landlord, Mr. Flint.

Cut the soft soap.
I just came to inform you,

you'll have to vacate
at the end of the month

when your lease expires.

Why?

Because I made a deal

with the pinchpenny market

that's three times the rate
you're paying me.

But we've been here
years.

Oh, he's only joking,
ain't you?

[LAUGHS]
Oh!

Oh--! Oh, my lumbago. Oh!

[BONES cr*ck]

Oh, get me a plaster
for my back, quick!

Get him a plaster.
Oh!

Oh!

Bend over.
I-- I can't.

Oh...
[BONES cr*ck]

Oh!

Take it easy!

Take it easy, now.

Easy, kid.
Oh! Oh!

I can't get it.
I'll get it.

Don't worry about it.

[RIPPING]

[SCREAMING]

[WHIMPERING]

Here we are, fellas.

All right,
take that.

[WHIMPERING]

There you are, pal.

[SIZZLING]
[SCREAMING]

Take it off!
It's burning!

I'll get it off.
Hold still, there.

Hold still, there.

[RIPPING]

[SCREAMING]

Trying to boil me
alive, eh?

You did this on purpose!
I'll have the law on you!

I'll have you run
out of town!

I-- I'll--
Amos, Amos.

I've been looking
all over for you, Amos.

What'd you follow me for,
you old hag?

I told you to pack up
and get out. Boo with you!

I'm giving you the air.

I'm tired of looking
at an old hag like you.

Twenty-five years is enough.

I'll fix you too!

You haven't heard
the last of me yet!

You'll regret this!

[ALL LAUGH]

I'll bet that miser eats
rusty nails for breakfast.

Ever since I've become old
and lost my beauty,

he's trying
to run out on me.

[SOBBING]
And now he's done it.

Oh, what'll I do?

We have a spare room
in the back.

And you're welcome to it.

Thank you.

Bless you, boys.

[TEARFULLY]
Poor woman.

It's tough to get old.

Yeah.

Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep!

Hold it.

Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep!

Hold it. I got an idea
in the back of my head

and it won't come out.
Help me.

Oh. More, more, faster.

Oh!

More, faster, faster,
faster.

Oh!

[LOUD THUD, WHEELS GRIND]

I got it.
MOE: What is it?

A terrific idea.

If we can discover a vitamin
to make old people young,

we'll become rich and famous.

It's tremendous.
It's colossal.

It's putrid.
Right.

Then what are we
stalling for? Get busy.

Ow! Ow!
Oh...

After you, doctor.

Oh!

After you, doctor.

Why, certainly,
professor.

[GRUMBLES]

Zem daphis.

Zem daphis.

Zem daphis.

Zem daphis.

Zem daphis.

[GURGLING]
Michigoss.

Michigoss.

You crazy?
Michigoss.

Oh, michigoss,
yeah.

Michigoss.
Michigoss.

Michigoss.

Ireecon.

Ireecon.

Ireecon.

Ireecon.

[SPRITZING]
[FORMULA POPS, BUBBLES]

You put in too much.

Ooh! What's the idea of hitting
me with that pestle?

You're lucky I didn't hit you
with the mortar.

[LAUGHS]

The mortar, the merrier.

Quiet.

Ow! Put that pestle
down, man.

Quit stalling, will you?

Cotton.

Cotton.
Cotton!

Come on, cotton!

Ooh!

Come on, cotton!

Oh!

[SPITS]

Okay. Mixer.

Mixer.

Here's the mixer.

Coming up.

Okay, boy.

That's it.

Okay...

[LIQUID SLOSHING]

Ooh.

Ooh!
Ooh, excuse me.

[THUMPING]

Okay,
it's generating.

[RUMBLING, POPPING]

[RHYTHMIC EXPLOSIONS]

Hey, hey, hey,
break it up.

I think it needs
some air.

[HISSING]

On the fire.

[SPUTTERING]
Gimme that.

Hey!

What's the matter
with you?

Cut it out, will you?

Come on.
Hurry up.

More.
I'll get it.

More H O.

I got it.

[SIZZLING]
There.

I think it's out, fellas.

Hold everything.
I'll take a look.

[AIR RUSHING]

Double-crosser.

[AIR RUSHING]

Ooh, ooh...

Wait a minute.
I'll get it.

I'll strangle it.

Watch it, watch it.
Watch. Easy.

I wonder where that towel is.
I left one here someplace.

Move that thing over.

All right.
Attaboy.

There we are.

Now, there.

[LIQUID POURING]

There we are.

Oh, boy,
what energy.

It's full of life.

Isn't that wonderful?

Now all we have to do
is get somebody to try it.

Who's gonna try it?

Wait a minute, fellas.
Not me.

MOE:
Okay, okay. Forget--

[FORK DINGS]
Ah!

[SPUTTERING]

Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep!

Something's got me.

[SQUEALS]

[GASPS]

[COUGHS]

Something's wrong.

We'll have
to try it again.

SHEMP:
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh,
Moe, help me!

Help me, Larry!

Okay, we got you.
We got you.

All right?
Yeah, I'm fine.

Whoa, oh, oh!

ALL:
Oh, oh, oh!

Ah, inganzomine.

Anacanapanazan.

Oh, boy, this time
I'm sure we got it.

Right-o!

Then remove the pestle and
release the fountain of youth.

Right.

Oh!
Oh!

It's stuck.

Oh, step aside, nitwit.

Hold the mortar.

[CRYING]
Oh, oh, oh...

We're ready to try it.

[GASPS]

I refuse to be
the guinea pig again.

Okay, kid, okay.

All you have to do
is smell it.

[CHUCKLES]

Oh! Oh!
Oh-ho-ho-ho!

[CHUCKLES]

All right,
we'll call Mrs. Flint.

SHEMP:
♪ Oh, Mrs. Flint ♪

♪ Flint ♪
♪ Flint ♪

Open your mouth--

And close your eyes.

We're gonna give you
a big surprise.

Uh, well...

[COUGHS]

[YELPS]

[GASPS]

Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep!

[BARKING]

MRS. FLINT:
I haven't felt like this since--

[GIGGLING]

--goodness knows when.

[TITTERS]

[LAUGHING]

I feel giddy.

I actually feel young.

You said it.

[WOLF WHISTLES]

[BARKS]

Get out of here.
Spread out.

Come right over here and look.

If I hadn't seen it
with my own eyes,

I'd never believe it.

I'm young again.

[SQUEALS HAPPILY]

Ya-hoo.

Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh.

Whoopee.
Wee!

♪ La, da, da, da, da ♪

She's gorgeous.

May I have this dance?

Yes.

♪ La, la, la ♪

[LAUGHING]

Wait a minute.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Do you mind
if I cut in?

[GIGGLING]

Do you mind
if I cut in?

No.

Hey, you're not
a bad dancer.

Well,
I'm from Missouri.

Where are those scalawags?

What's all the racket,
Amos?

Why, I--

Serena!

Why, Serena, you're young
and beautiful.

Well, how did you do it?

We discovered
the fountain of youth.

We can make
old people young.

[GASPS]

Make me young.
Make me young.

I'll-- I'll give you the store
for nothing.

I've got a deed
right here in my pocket.

I'll sign it
right over to you.

That's fair enough.
Get busy, boys.

Here.

Thanks.

Sit right down, Mr. Flint,
right there.

Take off your hat.

Lean back, now.

Okay, open your mouth.

Track clear.

One oil.

Full clear.

Lemon.
Lemon.

Lemon.
Lemon on deck.

Lemon.
Spices.

Spices.
Coming up.

Coming up, spice.

Whoa, spice.

Gouger.

Onion.

Onion.

Cacklefruit.
Cacklefruit.

Cacklefruit.

Chaser.
Chaser.

Chaser.

Ramrod.
Ramrod.

Ramrod.

[SQUISHY WET SOUNDS]

[SIGHS]

Mixer.
Mixer.

Mixer.

[GASPS]

[WHEEZY BREATHS]

[LOUD SPLASH]

[HICCUPS]

Is that
the treatment?

No, that's only
the preliminary examination.

LARRY:
Fountain of youth.

Fountain of youth.

Fountain of youth.

This is our invention.

Open your mouth.

[SPRAYS]

[COUGHS, CHOKES]

MR. FLINT [SPUTTERING]:
I feel funny--

[HICCUPS]
Very funny.

[HICCUPPING]

Something's happening.

Ah--!

[SHIVERING]

You dirty
three-timers.

I'll get you for this if it
takes me another years.

[ALL SCREAM]

[CRYING]

Yes, sir, what can I
do for you?

I want some bubble gum.

Yes, sir.

There we are.

That'll be cents.

Thank you.

MRS. FLINT:
♪ La, la, la ♪

♪ La, da, da, da, da, da ♪

Hey, fellas.

Oh, boy,
a skyrocket.

No, no, no, it's a cake I baked
to celebrate my rebirth.

How do you like it?
Oh, that's terrific.

Let's have a slice.
Oh, no.

It has to be decorated
with marshmallows.

I'll get
the marshmallows.

Now, marshmallows, marsh--
Oh, marshmallows.

Here's one that's open.

♪ La, da, da, da ♪

Oh, heavens,
my roast!

Don't worry,
we'll drape the cake.

Taste?

No, thanks.
You take it.

Get out of here.

Here's
the marshmallows.

All right.
Has marshmallows got pits?

No, they're empty
like your skull.

Drape that cake.
I'll bring the dishes.

All right.

[ALL CHUCKLE]

Pretty good.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Marshmallows are
a little stale.

We got them in
fresh yesterday.

Could be.

This reminds me
of fillet of sole.

And heel.

What do you call
this cake?

Marshmallow jumbo.

Tastes more
like marshmallow gumbo.

[COUGHING]

[COUGHS]

[COUGHS]

[COUGHING]

[COUGHS]

[GASPS]

[SNORTING]

[COUGHS]

[WHEEZING]

[CLEARING THROAT]

[COUGHS]

[HUFFING]

[♪]