05x06 - The Nugget and the Epitaph

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Life & Legend of Wyatt Earp". Aired: September 6, 1955 – June 27, 1961.*
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Series is loosely based on the life of frontier marshal Wyatt Earp.
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05x06 - The Nugget and the Epitaph

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And be sure you spell

Earp's name wrong.

Spell it E-R-B.

Not E-A-R-P.

- Yes, Mr. Dameron.

- Shut up.

A boy-boy gunslinger

from Kansas

has been hired to wear

a star in our city.

This fella Erb..

...has just att*cked

two honest cowboys

and thrown them into jail

for some harmless high spirits

on Alan Street.

How long will the

honest cowboys of Pima County

allow these outrages to go on?

Mr. Cameron?

My name is Dameron.

Can you read or spell?

Very well, Mr. Dameron.

My name is Earp.

E-A-R-P, not E-R-B.

For your information, these

honest cowboys were Clanton men.

They got drunk and

sh*t up Alan Street.

I'm not afraid of you

and your g*ns.

I'm a newspaper man.

And I'll tell you something.

Go ahead.

Those cowboys

got drunk on pooka.

You know what pooka is?

Yeah, it's a Mexican drink.

Yes. And this newspaper

happens to know that settlers

from The Indian Bureau

are peddling this stuff.

Two of them over in

the Mexican quarters.

- Well, I didn't know that.

- 'You know it now.'

And I'll catch up to 'em.

That's my job.

And some day, your lies

are gonna catch up to you.

[Ken Darby singing

"The Legend Of Wyatt Earp"]

♪ Wyatt Earp, Wyatt Earp

♪ Brave, courageous and bold

♪ Long live his fame

and long live his glory ♪

♪ And long may

his story be told ♪

(narrator)

"The Life and Legend

of Wyatt Earp"

starring Hugh O'Brian.

[instrumental music]

Tombstone had two newspapers.

The Nugget and The Epitaph.

The Nugget was the tool

of the Ten Percent Ring

and hated Wyatt Earp.

But The Epitaph printed the

truth in journalistic history.

Wyatt had assumed that even

though it opposed him

The Nugget would be fair

in routine dealings.

But he learned that

very few people in Tombstone

were fair about anything.

Alright, men,

now step up here

and let's get a little bit

of this pooka.

Yes. Perhaps a little bit of

pooka worth a quart of whiskey.

Thank you very much.

It's a drink for men.

We're real men.

Come on up here and get

your whiskey. Let's go.

[horse galloping]

[shouting]

[g*nsh*t]

Hold it.

Hand up a cup of that.

[stammering]

Is it too strong, Johnny Law?

You boys got a license?

No, sir. We don't.

You know there's a law against

selling liquor without license.

'You're under arrest.'

We're just trying to pick up

a little eating money

until Mr. Clum gets here.

Who is Mr. Clum?

Well, uh, he used to be

the Indian agent

over at the San Carlos

Indian reservation.

That's where the Apaches are

and he quit to start

a newspaper in Tucson.

'Yeah, and then he had

to sell out and he said here.'

To start a paper?

Well, we don't know.

But he'll start something.

- He's a real man.

- Oh, he sure is.

Me and Shorty figure

he'll get us jobs here.

Uh, he's a newspaper man, huh?

I'd kinda like to talk to him

before he gets to Tombstone.

Oh! Well, me and Dave,

we know the trail real good.

- We can show you.

- We sure do.

You boys are still

under arrest, remember?

Guiding you is a lot better

than sitting in jail, right?

That's right, Dave.

[metal clinking]

You boys got horses?

- Ah, yes, sir. We do.

- Well, we got two of them.

Let's go.

Hold it.

Leave that there.

[horses galloping]

There's a rider

coming, and fast.

Mr. Clum, howdy.

Shorty, hey.

Marshall Earp,

this here is Mr. Clum.

- Howdy, Mr. Clum.

- Howdy, Marshal.

I'd like to talk

to you for a spell.

Why don't we sit awhile

in the shade?

Alright, Marshal.

This ruffian Erb

then allowed the settlers

to escape the toils of the law.

In fact, he was last seen

riding the Tucson trail

with the pooka

peddling miscreants.

Hm. Pooka peddling miscreants.

Hm. Good, hmm?

Anyway, that's

about it, Mr. Clum.

Selling liquor

without a license.

Only a misdemeanor but..

...The Nugget will blow it up

into a big holler

and try to embarrass me.

Yeah. Shorty and Dave

aren't bad men though, Marshal.

Matter of fact, they're the only

honest settlers I've found

in the entire Indian Bureau.

Well, I just can't

let them off scot-free.

Oh, no, no.

Of course.

They gotta go to jail,

that's for sure.

What do you say,

about... days?

Well, now that

sounds reasonable.

Shorty, Dave, come here.

Yes, sir, Mr. Clum.

You boys gotta

go to jail for days.

Alright.

Well, how about getting us

a job when we get out?

Well, I'll find something to do

around Tusca to Tombstone.

You can work for me there, okay?

- Yeah, thanks, Mr. Clum.

- Yeah, thanks.

Well, like I said, Marshal.

They don't come no better.

- Right, Shorty?

- That's right.

You know, Marshal,

I still don't know

why you wanna do battle

with that bunch of pirates

in Tombstone.

Why did you?

Don't you know that half

the Arizona territory's

in the hands of renegades?

I'm beginning

to find that out.

You ought to try printing

an honest newspaper sometime.

Like I did in Tucson,

they almost busted me.

Well, the Ten Percent Ring in

Tombstone isn't that powerful.

Powerful enough. Old Man

Clanton's a local boss.

Did you ever meet him?

Several times.

Well, doesn't he scare you?

Mr. Clum, if a lawman

doesn't live with fear

he sold himself out.

Now, what we need in Tombstone

is a...real frightened

newspaper editor.

Ha ha ha.

Well, I'm frightened enough,

Marshal, but no thanks.

I've served my time.

All I ask you is to...take a

look at one issue, The Nugget.

Fair enough.

No newspaper can be as bad

as you paint that one to be.

Wyatt.

Have you seen that third guy?

There.

That's criminal liable.

You ought to arrest that man.

Doctor Holliday,

what do you think?

Jail's too easy,

I'll pay Dameron a visit.

Now, wait a minute.

I think I'll take

Mr. Clum's advise.

- I'll arrest Dameron.

- Wait a minute, Wyatt.

Make this a federal case.

This paper is got subscribers in

New Mexico and Colorado as well.

If he uses any bad language,

add that to the charges.

Go on.

You've made the mistake

of your life, young man.

Won't be the first time.

How long do you expect

to hold him, Wyatt?

Not long, his lawyer

is late now.

That's probably him.

[door closing]

Which one of you is Erb?

Neither of us.

I mean Earp. Wyatt Earp.

I understand you've

arrested Mr. Dameron

on some trumped up charge.

Well, sir, the charge

is criminal liable.

- Are you here to put up bail?

- Naturally.

- Five hundred dollars.

- Five hundred? Preposterous.

Did Judge Griscom set the bond?

No, sir. I did.

- It's a federal offense.

- Who says so?

I do.

I happen to be a newspaper man.

My name is Clum.

- Clum?

- John P. Clum

Oh, yes,

I've heard of you.

Huh!

Five hundred dollars!

Furthermore, you've att*cked

the sacred freedom of the press.

You think this is gonna

hush me up?

Look, I will speak

and I shall be heard.

Horace Greeley

said that first.

- And as for you Drum or Plum--

- My name is Clum.

'Well, whatever your name is'

'you probably think you can

start a newspaper here.'

Well, I dare you, I defy you.

I'm now gonna put you out

of business in two weeks.

- 'Two weeks, sir!'

- Mr. Dameron...it's late.

Easy, Mr. Clum.

Would you start another paper

and put him out of business?

No, Wyatt. I..

I couldn't raise

the necessary capital.

All Mr. Clum needs is $ ,

to add to his own capital.

I'm sure we won't have

trouble raising that.

But the big problem is

trying to convince Mr. Clum that

his paper would have support

of decent citizens in Tombstone.

And advertising support, too.

I can get the advertising

if you men can get the money.

- We oughta be able to do that.

- What about it, Mr. Clum?

Wyatt..

Wyatt, you're new

to Pima County in Tombstone.

The Nugget has the solid backing

of all the insiders.

You're not asking me to start

a paper, asking me to go to w*r.

- Well, I'm in it myself.

- Yes, I know. I know, Wyatt.

Mr. Clum, listen to this.

"The Nugget hears that

a renegade Indian agent

"who was erstwhile publisher

"of a dirty scandal sheet

in Tucson has come to town

"with the intention

of starting a newspaper.

"The Nugget's faithful readers

will know how to deal

"with this corrupt Yankee

sidewinder, John P. Clum.

"A good dose of tar

and feathers on a ride--"

Let me see that, Ms. Nellie.

This is incitement of riot.

Wyatt, you ought to arrest

this man again.

Alright, Mr. Clum.

I'll arrest him again.

If you agree to start

another newspaper.

By Jove, you got

yourself a deal.

- Good.

- Now we're getting somewhere.

What're you gonna

call the paper, Mr. Clum?

Well, I don't know.

This is Tombstone and..

Well, every tombstone

should have it's epitaph.

"The Tombstone Epitaph."

- I like that.

- It's a good one.

Doc, it looks like you can

start collecting the money.

Wyatt, you and Fred can put

Dameron back in jail again.

- That'll be a pleasure.

- Oh, no. It won't.

There'll be trouble.

This will be w*r, you know.

I agree with Mr. White

about the w*r.

Who's gonna lodge my hospital?

Hire me an assistant.

A citizen safety committee.

Wells Fargo.

- Miners.

- Ranchers.

- Let's sit and make a list.

- That's a good idea.

Boss says to give you a for

advertising in the new paper.

Good, I knew we could

depend on Gaydon.

Well, waste of effort

if you ask me.

How's that, Jim?

Well, Clum's shipping his press

to Benson by train, ain't he?

Yeah.

Then it's gotta be hauled

by wagon over here, right?

- Ah-ha.

- Yeah.

The talk here is that it ain't

never gonna get to Tombstone.

Thanks, Jim.

I depend on you as much

as I do on your boss.

I checked Nellie's tip.

And they got that

oil wagon all the way

from Benson to Tombstone.

"We"? You get mighty careless

of use of that collective noun.

You're my deputy, aren't you?

Where is that star I gave you?

Come on, put on your

clothes and your g*ns.

- For a newspaper man?

- That's right.

We need Mr. Clum

and the Epitaph.

Alright, then do it for me.

Who else is going?

There's Mr. Clum,

Doctor Goodfellow.

Doctor Goodfellow, why?

Because he donated $

to Mr. Clum's loan, that's why.

Well, I donated $ .

He's also donating

his good g*n hand.

Well, then I would

donate two g*n hands.

They've no idea he's

gonna be superior to me.

Come on, let's get out of here.

Wait till I get my g*n, Earp.

[dramatic music]

I don't see no

printing press.

Ain't nothing but the driver

and his whippin' boy.

This is ought to be easy.

They've got a whole newspaper

shop loaded on that wagon?

Uh-huh.

Old Man Clanton said,

"Break it up good."

Alright, boys,

let's go get it.

[dramatic music]

Wyatt, any sign

of the Clanton crowd?

Not yet.

Old Man Clanton's heart

won't be in this fight.

What would he do

with a printing press?

That's just what I told Wyatt.

Get set, here they come.

[dramatic music]

Remember, we let them stop

the wagon and dismount.

'And then we sh**t low

to stampede their horses.'

I hate to christen

The Epitaph with blood, Wyatt.

- Maybe we can scare 'em off.

- Too late.

Hold tight, Mike.

We just wanna bust up

your freight.

Help yourself, Dongo.

It's insured.

Now.

[g*nshots]

[g*nshots continue]

Alright, Mike,

let 'em roll.

[g*nshots]

Round up the horses, boys.

We'll finish this in Tombstone.

'That'll do, Wyatt.'

Well, it'll have to do.

Not a man in Tombstone had nerve

enough to rent me a building.

Yeah, you won't need a building

till the rainy season, John.

By that time you'll...be able

to build your own.

I can use those printers

about now.

You don't suppose anything

happened to 'em, do you?

No, they're probably

over one of the saloons

getting themselves cold beer.

Take it easy.

I'm jumpy as a cat

on a bed of cactus.

Now, let's get to work.

Mr. Earp?

Howdy, Ms. Emma.

- Excuse me.

- Sure, Wyatt.

Marvin, lend me a hand here.

I haven't seen-seen you

since the day at the ranch.

Oh, you wouldn't

be seeing me now.

Only, I have a message

for Mr. Clum.

- Do you like to give it to him?

- No, you tell him.

Tell him to get outta town.

Tell him we don't need

another newspaper here.

Who says?

My papa says!

That does it, Marvin.

Thank you.

Alright, I didn't know

you had a lady friend.

I don't.

That's Old Man

Clanton's daughter.

Says you oughta

get out of town.

Well, that's how

Clanton operates.

Tries to scare you first.

Who's scaring you, boss?

Now, where have you two been?

Drank a little beer in that

fine saloon across town.

I should've known.

I'd like you to meet Wyatt Earp.

Wyatt, this Mr. Soren and

Mr. Ripley, my printers.

Howdy.

We're his whole staff

and he knows it.

Come on, Rip.

Let's set up the press.

Wyatt, that's the way

a newspaper gets born.

You wanna strike

some sticks, huh?

Mule knocked him down,

stole the cash.

He had to chase him

back to town.

[all laughing]

[taps glass]

Gentlemen.

Gentlemen, I think we should

start The Epitaph off

with a speech from our editor,

Mr. John P. Clum.

Now, they tell me

that up San Carlos way

he controlled , Apaches by

just his personal leadership.

Mr. Clum?

[all clapping]

Thank you, Ms. Nellie.

But... , Apaches were

Sunday school children

alongside some of the more

notable citizens of Tombstone.

[metal hammering]

There's no justice, Rip.

We gotta stay here, while

the boss has a good dinner

over at Nellie Cashman's.

[sighs]

[dramatic music]

- Look at that.

- That's pretty, ain't it?

Let's get out of here.

Let the other stuff go.

Let's wet down the press.

- I hope that type's covered.

- Yeah.

Another box, that's it,

we can save the types.

- Where's the types?

- It's in that box.

(Soren)

'Let's get the press

covered up well.'

- 'Right.'

- 'Where is that boss?'

She's all ready, boss.

Alright, Mr. Ripley.

Let her roll.

You were told to wreck the press

with crowbars and sledgehammers.

All you do is

start a little fire.

Old Man Clanton and the boys

got called out of town

on more important business.

Two of us couldn't do much.

What's more important than

keeping Earp and Clum

from printing another paper?

Ten thousand dollars

in silver bullion.

On wagons heading

for the Benson depot.

Oh, I see.

(Irish)

'The ink's a bit

watery, boss.'

'But here's the first copy.'

'Thank you, Irish.'

Wyatt, would you like to see

what I was writing last night?

I'd be glad to.

"Truth's quest to earth

shall rise again.

"The eternal years

of God are hers.

"But arrow wounded

"lies with pain and dies

among his worshippers."

That's lovely.

"If the Tombstone Epitaph must

someday end publication

"its editor hopes the last word

spoken on this newspaper

"shall be a total truth.

"Yes, in spite of suppression

terror and death, we'd wish

"that men remember the Epitaph

tried always to tell the truth.

"To end such a memory

is always difficult.

"Truth is often concealed,

twisted, tormented and denied.

- "But the Epitaph pledges--"

- Wyatt, Wyatt.

Yes.

I just turned those settlers

loose, their time was up.

Well, Dameron and a couple

of gunslingers

grabbed them in

the Bird Cage bar.

I'll handle it, you stay here.

Let me see that first edition.

That's beautiful. Beautiful.

You men knew Clum at the

San Carlos agency.

You worked hand in glove

with him.

- What do you make of that?

- He was a thief.

He stole money from the

government and from the Indians.

- That's a lie. Right, Shorty?

- That's right.

He quit because he wouldn't

stand for the ground.

I'm not arguing

with jailbirds.

You signed this affidavit,

you take what's coming to you.

Let me see it.

Well, that's a parcel of lies.

It sure is and we

ain't gonna sign it.

- Right, Dave?

- That's right.

It's your decision.

Alright, boys, work 'em over.

[door opens, g*nshots]

Mr. Dameron tried to make us

sign this against Mr. Clum.

That's right.

Alright, Mr. Clum is waiting for

you boys to go to work for him.

- Gee, thanks.

- Yeah.

Now, see here, Earp.

I got some..

Take your hands off me, I got..

Now, you print that

in The Nugget.

[orchestral music ends

in grand crescendo]

♪ Well he cleaned up the country

The old wild west country ♪

♪ He made law

and order prevail ♪

♪ And none can deny it

The legend of Wyatt ♪

♪ Forever will live

on the trail ♪

♪ Wyatt Earp, Wyatt Earp

♪ Brave, courageous and bold

♪ Long live his fame

and long live his glory ♪

♪ And long may his

story be told ♪
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