01x13 - The Great Outdoors: Part 2

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey, hey! ♪

♪ La la la la la ♪

♪ Hey, hey! ♪

♪ La la la la la ♪

♪ Chasing dreams
And making it happen ♪

♪ We can be anything
We imagine ♪

♪ In harmony, it's clicking
Like magic ♪

♪ It takes two! ♪

♪ When we're together ♪

♪ Double trouble
Rocking in stereo ♪

♪ Better buckle up,
Baby here we go ♪

♪ You and me ♪

♪ It's lights
Camera action ♪

♪ It takes two! ♪

♪ When we're together ♪

♪ It takes two! ♪

[spooky music]

[frightened chatter]

-[splattering]
-[screaming]

Sorry. Dropped my s'more.

Marshmallow down!
Nobody step on it.

Uh, too late.

Anybody have some more s'mores?
I'm still hungry.

Listen.

I think the screeching stopped.

[sighs]

What was that?

It's nothing to
worry about, kids.

Just the magical sounds
of nature.

Didn't sound very magical.

Dad's right.
It's just nature being natural.

What do you say we head back
to our tents and get some sleep?

I'm sure we'll have
forgotten all about that

weird, loud, not at all scary
sound by morning.

[gulps]

[tense music]

What's that?

You really want to sleep in
the camper tonight?

Well you're the boss.

I should probably go stay
with Chelsea.

You know, keep an eye on her.

Yeah. And I should totally
go keep an eye on Stacie.

You know, 'cause her eyes
will be busy.

How about some star-gazing?

It's a great night for it.

-Absolutely.
-Yeah.

-Uh-huh.
-So clear.

Nothing like being able
to appreciate them

in the great outdoors.

[screeching]

[dramatic music]

[screeching]

But, you know, the camper
has windows.

[all yawning]

What time is it?

[yawns]

Time for...

Good morning, campers!

How'd everyone sleep?

I'm pretty sure I didn't.
And I can't feel my...

[gasps]

What is that?

[laughs]
That's just Skipper's drool.

Ew!

Get it off, get it off,
get it off!

Not mine.

I woke up with Brooklyn's boot
as my pillow.

That noise last night

didn't come from a slimy
monster, did it?

Monsters don't exist, Chelsea.

But if they did, you know
what would scare them away?

The smell of my famous breakfast
sausages and pancakes.

Time to fire up the grill.

Need any help, Dad?

Did you say help, Barbie?
I'll help. I love to help.

Why don't you two budding
superstars take the morning

to finish up that song
you've been writing?

Now that Ken's offered
to pitch in with breakfast.

Great idea.

Thanks Dad!

So, just you and me then?

Grilling pancakes isn't
for the faint of heart, Ken.

It takes years of practice.

[giggles]

Think I'll head out for a quick
paddle before pancakes.

-Have fun.
-See ya.

Check out our new game,
Skipper.

It's called camping fetch.

It's just like regular fetch
but while camping.

And we can use the sticks
for the campfire.

Because what screeching monsters
hate most of all is fire.

[laughs]

Chelsea, that screeching noise
was for sure spooky,

but I promise it wasn't
a monster.

There's nothing to be scared...

[bushes rustling]

[screams]

I'm sorry.
What were you saying?

[giggling]

Hup, hup, hup.

She's all yours.

Become one with the batter.

[breathes deeply]

Nice ladle technique.

Great form.

Really?

-I mean, I thought it was OK,
-Um, Ken?

-But as long as...
-Ken?

...you think it's great.

-Ken!
-[yells]

Rocking chorus, check.

Verses that literally sing,
check.

But we've got to figure out
the bridge.

Bridge, right.

Bridge, bridge, Brooklyn Bridge.

London Bridge, falling down,
falling leaves.

I can't stop thinking about that
sound last night!

Ah, me neither.
What was that?

It happened right after we
started telling ghost stories.

This is no time to start
believing in ghosts.

Right. No.
It had to be an animal.

But what kind of animal
would make that bizarre sound?

It just so happens
I have an app for that.

"Unusual sounds of the wild."

-[mooing]
-[pig squealing]

[rooster crowing]

Sounds like my
third grade trip to the zoo

when I lost my cotton candy
to a pack of howler monkeys.

[shudders] That was a dark day.

Maybe it's a mating call
from some lonely animal
looking for love.

Or maybe it's an exotic species
that's never been discovered.

[roaring]

[gasps]

Whoops! Finger slipped.

I'm not finding anything.

Got an app on there that'll
help us finish our song?

I wish.

We just need to get back
into the same chill mindset
we had yesterday.

Yeah. Maybe if we
just close our eyes,

breathe in the fresh forest air

and take in the
beautiful sounds of nature.

[breathing deeply]

[screeching]

[screams]

[screams]

What is it, and why is it back?

I don't know and I don't want
to know!

[dramatic music]

[screeching]

[grunting]

Did you hear that?

The screech?

Uh, yeah, hence the running
for our lives.

I know. But...

Is it just me or did it
not sound so scary that time?

[screeching]

Yeah. Maybe you're right.

What if whatever's making that
sound isn't trying to scare us?

What if it's scared
and needs our help?

I mean, it could be trapped
or hurt or...

You don't need any more
convincing, do you?

Nope.

-We're in.
-We're in.

I love a good rescue mission.

Me too.

[barking]

Careful pups.

Grill's hot.

I'll take care of them
and breakfast.

Just holler if you need me.

[screeching]

I think it's coming
from this way.

Or maybe that way?

Let's split up to cover
more ground.

Malibu, Skipper and I
will cover the south end.

Ken, Chelsea, Stacie and Daisy,
you take the north.

Campers! Operation
"Let's find that creepy noise

that might not be
a creepy noise

but could actually be
a cry for help" is a go.

I should've workshopped
that first,

but you know what I mean.

[puppies panting]

Who wants to play
camping fetch?

Huh? Huh?

[gasps]
The sausages!

How are we supposed to know
what we're looking for?

Is it big? Small?

Four legged? More legged?

We aren't looking for a wolf,
are we?

Or one that looks like a lady?

Because I heard this story
about a girl in the forest

who ran away from a wolf
dressed like a grandma.

That's Little Red Riding Hood,
Chelsea.

You heard about her too?

It's probably a chipmunk
or a squirrel.

Maybe even a skunk.
Though that would stink.

Get it? Skunk? Stink?

Like that joke.

Hey. That looks like fur.

Huh. I've never heard of
a purple animal before.

Unicorns can be purple.

I've always wanted to meet
a unicorn.

I wouldn't get your hopes up.

[gasps]

Ooh.

Woah.

They look like something
a snake would make.

[yelps]

What? Snakes are horrifying.

All that slithering and those
beady little eyes.

But snakes aren't purple
or furry.

Great point, Chelsea.

Let's go with anything
but a snake.

Hey, check it out.

Looks like some sort of
animal prints.

Based on my research

I'm pretty sure these belong
to the deer family.

Or a badger.

Or possibly a deer crossed
with a badger.

And how exactly would you cross
a deer with a badger?

Never fear.
I have another handy app.

"Animal tracking tricks
of the trade."

Yup, deer crossed
with a badger.

Or wait, hold on.

A frog crossed with a monkey?

As long as it's not
a howler monkey.

[shudders]

Yeah, I'm still having an issue

with the whole "cross
between two species" thing.

Definitely. Deer-badger.

OK. Let's say that is true,[/i]

which I am %
sure it's not.

Ooh, see how the tracks veer
off the path for a bit

and then come back?

That makes me think
it might just be a deer.

-Like I said...
-[gasps]

And here are the deer droppings
to prove it.

Check it out.

I think I'll pass.

Wow.

You sure you're a city girl?

[laughs]

Honestly, I'm kind of
surprising myself

with how one with nature I feel.

[yelps]

Was that a spider?

[laughs]

That would be a leaf,
"one with nature" girl.

[screams]

You were saying,
or should I say screaming?

[small chuckle]

Woah! This must be the world's
biggest unicorn.

Whatever it is, looks like
we're getting closer.

Kind of a bummer that
this is cutting into
your songwriting time.

Well, if something out here
needs our help

it's totally more important.

Besides, we hit a wall
this morning

because we couldn't stop
thinking about the screech.

You used to always come up with
your best ideas in the shower.

Which was mostly awesome,
unless it was my turn next.

I never got any hot water.
Or ideas. [chuckles]

I'm way too familiar with
Malibu's epically long showers.

You laugh, but if there was
a shower right here

I could knock out that bridge

between my shampoo
and conditioner.

[sniffs]

Uh, you guys smell that?

It's not me, is it?

[gasps]

Is that why you
brought up the shower?

[laughs]

Unless you're wearing
Eau Du Grilled Sausages

I think we've circled back
to our camp.

[all gasp]

[leaves rustling]

It's up ahead, behind there.

Hey.

Hear that?

[leaves rustling]

Let's move nice and slow.

Don't want to scare it more
than it's already scared.

[screaming]

[screaming]

[roaring and rattling]

[screaming]

It's a snake!

It's a lion!

It's a bear!

It's an app.

So, I take it you guys haven't
had much luck either?

We found this.

Purple fur?

I keep telling Stacie
it's a unicorn

but she doesn't believe me.

I think you might be right,
Chelsea.

Wait, what? Really?

Yep. Weren't you playing
with your stuffed animals

around here yesterday?

Uh-huh.

[laughs]

Guess we really were
on a unicorn hunt.

[gasps]
Mr. Unicorn! Told you so.

That doesn't explain
these bizarre tracks, though.

Those are totally bizarre.[/i]

Bizarrely similar to the tracks
Ken's binocular strap is making.

Just happy it's not a snake.
Nice work, Sherlock.

Wish I could do the same with
the tracks we've been following,

which look like a cross
between two different species.

Except they're not.

Huh. These kind of
look familiar.

[sneaky music]

-[panting]
-It's two different
species, all right.

[whistles]

Which is why the tracks were
leading us back toward...

-[growling]
-[gasps]

It's coming from our campsite!

Oh, no!

[all] Dad!

[dramatic music]

[grunting]

[squeak]

[snoring]

[laughing]

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Oh, phew.

[laughing]

I, uh...

I guess I didn't get as much
sleep last night as I thought.

How'd it go?

Not great.

We found a stuffed unicorn,

a snoring dad,
and each other,

but no mystery creature.

Actually, we haven't heard
the screech in a while.

Maybe it managed to free itself.

Or it moved on to scare
other campers.

Well, wherever it is,

no sense continuing the search
on an empty stomach.

-Who's hungry for pancakes?
-[screeching]

We're gonna keep searching
on empty stomachs, aren't we?

Yup. And this time it definitely
came from that direction.

[dramatic music]

And this.

[grunting]

[squeak]

We have got to come up
with a better way of stopping.

-[screeching]
-Look.

[squawking]

It's some kind of bird.

No wonder it sounded so strange.

Its poor beak must be pinched.

Is it going to be OK?

Of course.

Just need to figure out
a safe way to free him.

That'll work!

[squawking]

[triumphant music]

Got an app for that?

Don't need one.

This guy's a blue
and yellow macaw.

They're known to scream
for attention.

[squawking]

[laughs]
Mission accomplished, buddy.

You're not from these woods,
that's for sure.

Must be somebody's pet.

How do we get him back
to his home?

Fly home! Fly home!

[squawking]

I guess he knows the way.

Well, we did it, g*ng.

We solved the mystery
and saved a macaw.

And all before am.

I think this calls for

a celebratory breakfast,
don't you?

[stomach grumbles]

Last one back is on dish duty.

Uh, which way is back?

-Uh...
-No clue.

-I was paying zero attention.
-Are we lost?

There. No mystery
to these tracks.

If we stick to this path it'll
lead us back where we belong.

Hey! I think I just figured
out the bridge of our song.

Wow. That is one giant s'more.

[laughs] It's a Roberts
sister tradition.

On the last night
of every camping trip

we make one huge s'more.

All four of us roast
a marshmallow,

pile them on top of each other,

and then everybody takes
a massive bite.

But tonight we're doing
five marshmallows.

It was all their idea.

Like it or not,
you're one of us now.

Who wants hot chocolate?

[laughs]

-Mm.
-Mm-hmm.

You know, we never got
to hear that ghost story

from last night.

I think we've had enough
scares for one trip.

Besides, we've got something
even better planned.

-You finished!
-We sure did.

And it's all thanks to you guys,
'cause this trip

totally gave us the inspiration
we needed and then some.

[tapping]

♪ Oh, woah ♪

♪ Woah, woah ♪

♪ Oh, woah, oh, woah ♪

♪ Everybody's got their
Own journey ♪

♪ Life's not one size
Fits all ♪

♪ If the path you're taking
Is unique ♪

♪ It can lead somewhere
Wonderful, yeah ♪

♪ Oh when my heart speaks
I listen ♪

♪ And go down that road ♪

♪ I'll follow where my heart
Beats the rhythm ♪

♪ Wherever I go ♪

♪ I know that I'll find
My way home ♪

♪ Oh, woah ♪

♪ Woah, woah ♪

♪ Oh, woah, oh, woah ♪

♪ If you feel lost remember
Who you are ♪

♪ Trust in the map inside ♪

♪ Mm, thanks to the ones ♪

♪ Who've been there
From the start ♪

♪ Your story can be
Your guide, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, when my heart speaks
I listen ♪

♪ And go down that road ♪

♪ I'll follow where my heart
Beats the rhythm ♪

♪ Wherever I go ♪

♪ I know that I'll find
My way home ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Oh, woah ♪

♪ I know that I'll find
My way home ♪

[cheering]

You know, as much as
we all miss you, Barbie,

it's obvious this is what
you're meant to be doing.

Thanks, Ken.

And you'll need to perform
an encore when we get home.

Your mom's gonna love it.

OK, everybody.

We've got to get an early
start in the morning so...

[thumping]

Um, what was that?

[thumping]

[screaming]

[closing theme music playing]