03x01 - Virtually Famous

[bunniefuu]

♪ Whoa oh oh oh ♪

♪ So much to see ♪

♪ So much to do ♪

♪ Let's share a dream ♪

♪ Make it come true ♪

♪ Us girls got
the right combination ♪

♪ Make our way
to new destinations ♪

♪ Imagine all
the possibilities ♪

♪ Hey hey hey ♪

♪ You can be anything ♪

♪ Hey hey hey ♪

♪ Barbie's here,
gonna sing ♪

♪ Hey hey hey ♪

♪ Adventure, yeah that's
our thing ♪

♪ Whoa oh oh ♪

♪ It's the Dreamhouse
Adventures ♪

[bouncing]

[grunting]

[Barbie]: Sir Isaac Newton
said: "What goes up,
must come down."

[shouting]

[all screaming]

And I, , percent totally
agree with that.

Especially, when you're talking
about trends.

Just because everybody else
is doing something,

that doesn't mean
it's right for you.

[Ken] My serve!
[grunts]

[both grunt]

[laughter]

[Ken]: Whoo-hoo!

-I got it!
-You guys are goin' down!

[grunts]

Yeah!

Oof!

-Barbie, heads up!
-Huh?

-I got your back, Roberts!
-[gasps]

Earth to Barbie!
What's up? You okay?

Yeah, my bad.

I guess my head's
not really in the game.

-Whoa!
-Oh!

-[Renee] Out!
-You could've told me that
before I picked you for my team!

Sorry, it's just I need
an idea to vlog about this week

and I am really having a hard
time coming up with something.

Vloggers' block.
It can be brutal!

Service!

Oof!

Yeah, I think I need a break.

Actually, Barbie, I might
be able to help.

Really? You have
a cool vlog idea?

Better! I have a whole list
of them!

I've done an analysis of
the top videos of all time.

I've cross referenced with
factors like repeatability,

and other extenuating
circumstances,

like risk of bodily injury,
or just general grossness.

[laughs]
The gross ones are the best!

But not always
the best performers.

If I've done my calculations
right,

putting your own spin on these
will get you huge exposure.

Hmm, some of these look fun,
Teresa,

but I've never really cared
about numbers.

[shocked] D-don't really care
about numbers?

They're only the epicenter

for understanding
the entire universe!

There's a lot of
funny stuff here.

I'd totally be down
to try some of it.

Really? You guys would help?

-Sure!
-Of course!

-Looks cool.
-Yeah!

-All right then! Why not?
-Great!

Hey everyone! I thought we'd try
something new today.

Renee and Teresa
are about to battle it out

for total water domination

in the Pool Float
See-Saw Challenge!

-Hi!
-Hello!

The object is to stay on,
no matter what.

Ready? Go!

-Whoa!
-[laughs]

I'm gonna send you flying!

Get off my float!

-Ahh!
-Whoa!

Ahh!

Ooh!

Uh-oh! Ooh.

Oh, no!

I got it!

[all grunt]

[Barbie]: Teresa!

Ahh! Got it...
Don't got it!

Ahh!

Whoa!

[Barbie gasps]

[all] Nooo!

My phone!

[Barbie]: You never know
when you're gonna have
a poolside emergency,

so, luckily, my phone
has a waterproof case.

The video wasn't exactly
what I had in mind,

but with nothing else to post,
I went ahead and posted it.

I thought at least it'd be good
for a few laughs.

Whoa! Try ,?

What?

Oh, my gosh!

Look at the number of views
it's getting!

[Barbie]: ,!

[Daisy gasps] ,!

,!

This is crazy!
I just posted it an hour ago!

The numbers!
They're alive!

Okay, we have no time to lose.

I've got to make new charts
and graph the timeline!

Tweak our tracking algorithms!

Whoa, Teresa, slow down.
You don't have to do anything!

What!? Don't you see
what's happening?

We're going viral!

-Seriously?
-No way.

-Sweet!
-We need to act fast,

or we'll lose all your momentum.

-Yeah!
-Let's do this.

-Awesome.
-So, what do we do now?

-We need follow-up videos. Fast!
-Hey!

-My toe.
-And lots of them!

New spins on popular memes,

cool skills we can showcase.

-[Daisy]: Yo, slow down!
-[Ken]: Come on.

Everyone! Go home and start
practicing your weirdest skill!

Whoo! I've got numbers to run.

Uh, I live here?

-Whoa!
-Right! Right.

You stay. Yodeling!

Does anyone yodel?

This is so awesome, Barbie.

We're about to change your life!

But... I like my life.

So, our crazy little video
went viral.

Interesting word, "viral."

Everyone was definitely infected
with excitement.

But, for some reason,
I wasn't feeling it.

[yawns]

Goodnight, Skip.
Goodnight, Stace!

-[Stacie] Good night!
-[Skipper]: 'Night.

Ahh!

[Nikki] Thank you.

Got it.

Where have you been?
You're late!

Late to my room?

I was at the library.
What's goin on?

-I let them in.
-[gasp]

They said it was important.

Which, of course,
is an understatement.

Thanks, Dad... I guess?

[grunting]

Hey, look!
I found my weirdest talent.

ooh! Ow!

Uh, sort of.

Keep workin' on it.
Okay, here's the plan.

I'll be your content manager,
producer and director.

-If you're cool with that.
-Well, sure!
If that's what you...

No, no, no.
No need to thank me.

[laughs] That's what friends
are for, right?

Wow. There's a lot on there.

Don't worry.
We can fit 'em all in.

If we give up a few hours
of sleep... or days.

-[grunting]
-Whoa!

We'll start with mini-videos.

Unboxings?
Ice cream coning?

-Knit bombing?
-Invisible Box Challenge!

Okay, here I go.

[screams, then laughs weakly]

[laughs] Gotta take that one
one step at a time.

It all builds to your next
guaranteed viral sensation...

-a lip dub.
-[gasps]

A lip dub?

Uh, yeah, that might be
kinda cool,

but it's not really my...

You wanna be Internet famous,

you gotta give the people
what they want!

Did I want to be famous?

I was gonna tell
Teresa I didn't,

but, to be fair, there was a
time when I did think about it.

♪ Da-da-da-da! ♪

Well?

Humph.

[applause and cheers
on computer]

Oh, please!
You're too kind, really.

I told myself I was just going
with the flow

cause everyone seemed
so excited.

But maybe there was
a tiny piece of me

that did want to be
Internet famous.

You know what, it's not fair.

Roberts' stupid video with
her friends is going viral.

Can you move a bit to the left?

There's a glint off
that raspberry jam

that's sort of magical.

Okay.

Making a viral video's
not so hard.

We can totally do it.

Ah, twins, I got it.

What if we made our own
viral video?

Didn't I just...

All we need is an awesome,
epic idea.

Uh...

Uh...

[squirrel chatters]

[Trey]: OK. So if we took...

No, that's already
been done.

Awesome. [chuckles]

-Oh!
-What?

-I got nothin'.
-[blows a raspberry]

Huh?

Hey!

Get back here!

-[plate shatters]
-Oh, come on!

[laughs]

[grunts]

[squirrel chatters]

Ugh, stop!

[surprised yell]
Cut it out!

-[grunts]
-[laughs]

-[squirrel chatters]
-Oh, this is great stuff.

[both laugh]

Ready to make history?

Floss challenge!

[upbeat dance music]

Pffft!

[camera beeps]

-[upbeat dance music]
-[laughs]

-[punching sounds]
-Ow!

Stop!

Ohh! Ow!

[coins clink]

[Teresa]: Yoga challenge!

[laughs]

[struggling grunts]

Oh, yeah! That's right.

Come on.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

-[pees loudly]
-[yells]

Whoa!

Straight arm challenge!

Oh, yeah, dude.

Ahh! Whoa!

Where's Nikki?
We're burning daylight here.

[panting] Sorry!

I was experimenting with ideas
for our yarn bombing video.

Come up with anything good?

Not really.

I accidentally knit myself
into a cocoon.

I had to unravel
the whole thing to escape.

That sounds awful.

At least I had enough leftover
to make this cute beret!

We should've had a cam on that!

Note to all: Cams on, /!

Okay, you three ready for
the invisible box challenge?

-Yup!
-Got it.

Sounds good.

Wait! Over there.
The light's a little better.

Okay.

Uh, you know, Teresa,

I just wonder if maybe
we're taking this a little...

For granted?
I know what you mean.

It's all happening so quickly,

it's sort of hard to process
how amazing it is.

But I am truly grateful,
I want you to know that.

I mean, here I am,
using my natural skills
in the real world!

And getting immediate
quantifiable results!

How cool is that?

Uh, pretty cool!
I mean, very cool.

It's great.

Okay then, on we go.

Um, Renee, this is supposed
to be

the "invisible" box challenge.

But it works so much better
like this!

See?

Ah, whoa, ah!

[crashing]

Maybe I'd better sit
this one out.

Okay, people, on three.

One, two, three!

Ha!

Whoo!

Okay. Ha!

-Hoo!
-[all cheer]

That's not so hard.

Whoa!

We could totally do that.

Right?

Go on!

I got my phone right here!

Uh... you go first.

No... it's okay, you go.

For once, I'll let you have
the spotlight.

I'll just watch from over here.

Whoa! Ahh!

[boys laugh]

-Boo!
-[screams]

Teresa!
What are you doing here?

Wake-up videos are
totally trending.

Gotta jump on before
it gets so hot it's cold.

Teresa, I need to sleep.
We all do.

The lip dub video is tomorrow.

That's exactly why we can't lose
momentum now!

Don't worry, I'll go home, edit,
and upload this.

Great work!
This stuff is gold!

[sighs]

Okay, so this was now officially
getting out of control.

My vlog had become
Teresa's greatest achievement.

But she was so excited.

What could I do?

[crickets chirping]

[rooster crowing]

[barks]

[yawns]

-C'mon, Taffy. Outside.
-[barks excitedly]

-[gasps]
-Morning!

Hey, sleepyhead!

Um, we're yarn-bombing
the trampoline?

I thought we were doing
the lip dub today.

-[loud electronic scream]
-[laughs]

I got Teresa to record that
great happy screech of hers,

playing around with it
a little for a mix.

-[remixed electronic scream]
-It's pretty awesome.

Bowling pins.
What are those for?

Teresa made some changes
last night.

Or, I guess, : am is
technically this morning!

Hey!

When did you have the time
to set all this up?

After editing the wake-up video,

and before lining up some
possible endorsement deals
for you!

I have a very good feeling
about Pork on a Fork.

It's gonna be a thing.

[gags]

Or not.

We just have to show you
eating one in, like,
every other video or something.

Okay. We are going to rock
this cone challenge.

-Ready?
-Yep!

Totally.

-Mm.
-Yum.

Rocky Road!
Ha-ha, my favorite.

The little marshmallows
make all the difference.

Cut! That's not how you do it.

You're supposed to grab it
like this. Okay.

Oh! Brrr.

So cold.

Okay, I can't feel
my fingers now.

[panicked scream] Ow!

My ice cream!

Numb, numb!

[shudders]

Teresa?
I don't know about this.

Body Balloons are hilarious!

I special ordered them
just for this gag.

Human Bowling!

[whistles]

Ken! Chop-chop!
Where are you?

I'm literally right behind you.

Oh! Uh, excellent.

Okay. Practice run.
Everybody ready?

As ready as we can be!

And... action!

[rubber bouncing]

Whoa!

Whoa!

-Ahh!
-[all scream]

[gasps]

[laughs]

That was awesome!

Internet gold!

We will never be that funny.

Yeah!

Oh, that's it! Take a hike.

Who? Him? Or me?

-Him.
-Both of you! Now!

-But...
-Argh!

[groaning]

[struggling grunts]

That was amazing!

Except the end part where
you knocked over the camera.

Don't worry, you'll get it
right next time!

Next time?

You know, Teresa, I...

[sighs]
I need to take five.

Good idea.

I need to figure out how
to work

some Pork on a Fork
into it anyway.

-[Barbie sighs]
-Barbie?

[Teresa]: Ken!
Over here, please!

[sighs]

[boy sighs]

Hey, dude.

Hey... dude?

What are you doing out here?

Trey's all bent out of shape

because you're Internet famous
and we're not.

He can be really hard to talk
to sometimes.

[sighs] I hear ya.

I'm having a hard time talking
to a friend right now, too.

Yeah. We do the craziest stuff
when we're scared

to tell people
how we really feel.

Like the time Daisy kept
delaying the trip to Fun Fling

cause she was scared of messing
up but couldn't admit it?

Or, when you were trying
to help out Renee

with that Chinese New Year
thing?

Wait, those are
all from my posts!

You watch my vlog?

Obvs. It's cool seeing someone
just being honest.

Tells me I'm not the only one
who feels that way.

[laughs]
Out of the mouths of dudes.

This vlog was always about
just connecting,

by being open and upfront
with you.

But lately I wasn't even being
open and upfront

with my closest friends.

I had to tell Teresa the truth.

Thanks!

That really helped clear up
some stuff for me.

-For reals?
-Totally.

Well, kinda feels good
helping people.

Nah. It passed.

Oh, good! You're back.

As soon as we get everyone
into position,

we'll take it again.

Um, I don't want
to take it again.

Hmm. Limiting practice is risky,

but it could convey a certain
authenticity.

No. I mean, I don't want to do
the video at all.

-[gasps]
-I want the vlog to go back
to how it was.

But we're literally standing
at the threshold of stardom!

Teresa, you know me.

I was never in this for fame.

I just want to share things
about my life

that I'm thinking about
or struggling with,

'cause maybe someone else
is too.

And none of this
is about that.

Wow. How did I miss that?

I'm sorry. I just really liked
the idea of us being a team.

We are!

You guys, my family.

You are my life!

You're what I share.

And... sometimes
struggle with?

I was struggling with me.

It was fun at first,

but it sort of got
out of control

and I didn't know how
to stop it.

I didn't want to be
the party pooper.

Barbie Roberts,
you are the party.

Always.

-[both] Mm.
-[bouncing sounds]

Whoa, yeah!

Whoo!
Can I be the ball this time?

I think we're gonna scrap
this one, Renee.

What? No lip dub?
Aw, man.

But Nikki just made us
all matching hats!

You know what?
Maybe we can do the lip dub.

Only, let's try it my way.

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ So much to see ♪

♪ So much to do ♪

♪ Let's share a dream ♪

♪ Make it come true ♪

♪ Don't hesitate
Just take my hand ♪

♪ Anything's possible
Take a stand ♪

♪ We got each other ♪

♪ Got-got each other ♪

♪ Be anything one way
or another ♪

♪ Us girls got
the right combination ♪

♪ Make our way
to new destinations ♪

♪ Imagine all
the possibilities ♪

♪ Hey hey hey
You can be anything ♪

♪ Hey hey hey ♪

♪ Barbie's here gonna sing ♪

♪ Hey hey hey ♪

♪ Adventure
Yeah that's our thing ♪

♪ Hey hey hey
You can be anything! ♪

♪ Hey hey hey ♪

♪ You can be anything ♪

-[barking]
-♪ Hey hey hey ♪

♪ Barbie's here, gonna sing ♪

♪ You can be it
Just believe it ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Gotta dream it
Just believe it ♪

♪ You can be it
just believe it! ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Gotta dream it
Just believe it ♪

♪ Hey hey hey ♪

♪ You can be anything! ♪

♪ Hey hey hey ♪

♪ You can be anything ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ You can be anything ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ It's the Dreamhouse
Adventures! ♪

[laughter]

-[Reardons screaming]
-[dogs barking]

After all was said and done,

do you know what the most
successful video

any of us did was?

This one. [laughs]

Hey! Get back here!

Yup.

C'mon! [grunts]

-Whaa! Ohh!
-[squirrel chatters]

[boys laugh]

[sighs]
What can I say?

Fame is a fickle beast,
best left to its own devices.

Although, I do agree,
you can't b*at a classic PB&J.

And speaking of classic,

this vlog will now return
to its classic format.

Just hangin' out
and being real.

Bye for now!

♪♪♪