05x11 - It Snows in Malibu

[bunniefuu]

♪ Whoa, oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ So much to see ♪

♪ So much to do ♪

♪ Let's share a dream ♪

♪ Make it come true ♪

♪ Us girls' got ♪

♪ The right combination ♪

♪ Make our way
To new destinations ♪

♪ Imagine all
The possibilities ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ You can be anything ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Barbie's here, gonna sing ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Adventure
Yeah, that's our thing ♪

♪ It's the
Dreamhouse Adventures ♪

My friends and I do a lot
of crazy things together.

We do a lot of nice things
for each other, too.

In fact, some of the nicest
have turned into some
of the craziest.

But, have you ever had a friend
who isn't really a friend

pretend to be a friend,

and then turns out to be
more of a real friend

than either of you
ever imagined she could be?

You know who I'm talking about.

[groans]
Where are those guys?

Was this a bad idea?

I don't think
I would've invited Tammy.

But then again,
you're the nice one.

I just don't want anything
to distract Teresa
from the spelling bee.

Foreboding.
F-O-R-E...

- It'll probably be fine.
- B-O-D-I-N-G.

Teresa's pretty focused.

And Tammy really
seemed determined to come.

When she wants something...

Yoo-hoo, girlfriends!

[laughs]
Who's excited? Shotgun!

Shove over.
I mean, I mean,
I get so carsick.

You don't mind
if I sit in the front.

Right, Daffodil?

It's Daisy.

Come on, let's have nicknames.

It's a road trip!

Road trip! Whoo-hoo!

[air horn blasts]

Whoo-hoo!
[laughs]

- Whoa.
- [yelps]

- [laughing]
- [groans]

Looks like Tammy's
fitting in pretty good.

Too good. There's no way
I'm losing my bet

that she can't last two days
with Barbie and her friends.

Obvs.
But what if you do?

Let's just say it involves
hair dye and public humiliation.

That would be sweet!
Uh, if it was Tammy, I mean.

Oh, it will be.

Gentlemen, how about we take
a little road trip of our own?

[both grunting]

- Bump, bump.
- Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.

- Road trip!
- Road trip!

[sighs]

And done.

[sighs]

Cool monster.

Is it a troll? A goblin?

Ooh, I know. A yeti!

Goal!

It's supposed to be
a snowman.

Pretty hard to build
a snowman without snow.

It's right in the name.

You know, snow man?

I wish it would snow.

Then we could build
a real snowman.

Snow in Malibu?
Not going to happen.

Why not? My class learned
how some Native Americans

did rain dances
to try to make it rain.

I bet we could
make it snow.

We just need to do
a cold rain dance.

Okay, why not?
I'm game.

Let's try to make it snow.

[both giggling]

[dance music plays]

No offense,
this music is kinda...

Whenever someone starts a
sentence with "no offense,"

it's a pretty good clue
something offensive is coming.

That's my last concert.

Don't feel bad.

I'm sure you'll get better...
with practice.

Case in point.

All I'm saying is, maybe we can
find an even better song.

How about this?

[pop music]

All right, I'll admit it.
That's a great song.

This is so fun!

I can't wait for you
to taste the dinner I brought.

Total yummzers.

It was really nice of you to
volunteer to bring all the food.

- Duh, what are friends for?
- [phone vibrating]

So... Nay Nay, we're having
a girl's weekend.

- Let's gossip.
- I'm not really into gossip.

Then let's talk about
girly things,

like, uh, kittens and unicorns.

But first, you might want
to chew on one of these.

[laughs] Mint.

Tammy, that's...
kind of rude.

It's okay.
I had onions at breakfast.

I love mints.

Do you have any more?

[door closes]

- Wow, look at the view!
- So gorgeous.

Yes, very woodsy.
But why are we stopping here?

I mean, where's the hotel?

We don't need a hotel.

We have the Roberts'
new camper.

Okay, let's see
what you can do.

[whirring]

[honks]

- Whoa...
- Wow!

Pretty cool, right?

Should make camping a breeze.

Let's set everything up.

[honks]

And this is where we sleep.

Oh, it's great!
You were right, Barbie.

An evening in nature is just
what I needed to calm my nerves

before tomorrow's competition.

[air horn blasts]

[Tammy]
Who's ready to party?

This hot tub, loving it!

Oh, you don't need
to bother with that.

The kitchen?

It's kinda important

if we're going to cook
the dinner you brought.

Who said anything about cooking?

Snack bars? That's all
you brought for dinner?

They're delicious
and high in protein.

But there aren't even enough
of them for all of us.

So, we'll share.

That's what
girlfriends do, right?

Oh, but dibs
on the strawberry kiwi.

Oh, isn't this the greatest
road trip ever?!

Great idea getting all this ice.

What better way to change
rain into snow?

As long as we can
make it rain to begin with.

A mere formality.

- Let's go.
- [laughing]

[growling]

[barks]

Nothing like a refreshing
cold glass of...

Hey, who took
all the ice cubes?

Whoa, whoa!

[yelping]

Phew!

- Whoa!
- [meows]

Whoa!

[barking]

Whoa!

[grunts]

[barking]

[meows]

[sighs]

[barking]

[meows]

Okay, divide and conquer.

Some of us can take the boat
down to the lake and fish,

while the rest of us
can take the mini car
and look for a store.

Ooh, I'll drive.

- Shotgun!
- Shotgun!

[groans]

Adios.

[honks]

Okay.

[grunting]
Uh, Tammy?

Could you help me carry?

Sure, sure. Right after
I test out that adorable shower.

[groans] That girl
is working my last nerve.

Come on. I think for
the first time in her life,

she's really trying to be nice.

[gasps]
[yells]

Uh...

Oh, could you dry
and fold those for me?

Please and thanks!

[both laughing]

Tammy's being
Tammy all right.

Uh-huh. I'm surprised
she's lasted this long.

Laugh all you want.
You're not the one

who's going to humiliate himself
if this goes south.

Come on.
I need some bet protection.

[laughing]

Yay, fishing!

- [air horn blasts]
- Whoo-hoo!

- Road trip!
- Isn't that a little loud?

[whispers]
You might scare the fish!

But I thought it was our thing.

Right, right...
Uh...

Road trip!
Whoo-hoo!

Isn't this nice?

Let's just
enjoy the moment, and...

[yelling]

[air horn blasts]

[Barbie] We're going
to need a bigger boat!

It's really strong.
A little help?

- [air horn blasting]
- Oh, right.

- [grunts]
- [all screaming]

Oh, no!

[all yelling]

[grunting]

- Phew.
- That was close.

[screaming]

On three, we'll pull it up.

Tammy, grab the net.

[both]
One, two, three!

Oh, you meant now?

[screaming]

[groans]

- We got it!
- Good one!

I did it.
I helped!

Thanks, Tammy.

It's what friends do.

[yelps] Uh, how do we eat it?
It's sushi, right?

[both giggling]

[thunder crashes]

- What was that?
- Storm's coming.

We'd better get off the lake.

♪ Rain rain, lots to do
Make it snow in Malibu ♪

[laughing]

[thunder crashes]

[whimpering]

Look! Storm clouds.

Did we do that?
I can't believe it worked.

Let's dance harder and get
those clouds to come this way.

Then we can throw the ice in.

♪ Rain, rain, lots to do
Make it snow in Malibu ♪

[giggles]

[Teresa] R-A-V-E-N-O-U-S.
Ravenous.

Not one of your words,
but point made.

It won't be long now.

I'm sure we passed
a store this way.

Thanks for helping me practice.

I can't let
this distraction get to me.

What distraction?

[both] Tammy.

[laughing]

Speaking of distraction,
watch out!

- [growling]
- Oh, no, hang on!

- [growls]
- [tires screeching]

[screaming]

[Teresa] Is this the right way?

[Nikki]
I don't know where I'm going.

[thunder rumbles]

Ah, I don't have any bars.

Me either.

But speaking of bars,

why don't we cr*ck open
those snacks Tammy brought?

At least they should hold us
over 'til the others get back

and we have a real dinner.

[gasps]
Where are they?

- [munching] Where's what?
- The rest of the snack bars.

- Did you eat them all?
- Uh, no. Just this one...

And the other one,
but there were still
a bunch left, I swear.

Okay.
Maybe a wild animal got them.

We still have the fish
we caught.

- Where's the net?
- Oh, this net?

I needed something
to get a pinecone down

from that tree, but uh,

I left the fish around here
somewhere, I think.

Oh, that's it.

First, you just
invite yourself along,

and now you're being
totally selfish.

Why did you even come?

[laughs]
What?!

No, no, no.
You guys begged me to come

so your lame trip
wouldn't be so lame.

That's not
what happened at all.

We were perfectly happy
without you.

- You didn't want me to come?
- None of us did!

Not even you, Barbie?

Well...

[grunts]

Where are you going?

To look for someone
who truly

appreciates my friendship.

- Tammy, wait.
- Let her go.

She'll be back.

How do you know?

Because she forgot
her umbrella.

That bet is so mine to win.

[groans]
Will you knock it off!

[both laughing]

♪ Make it snow in Malibu! ♪
[giggling]

- [thunder rumbles]
- [gasps] We did it!

The clouds are here.

Quick,
throw the ice into the air.

Oh, no,
the ice is all melted.

And it takes hours
to make more.

Uh, what else can we put in
the clouds to make it colder?

[shivers]
It's already pretty cold.

Maybe it worked,
and all we need to do

is get the snow
out of the cloud.

- But how?
- Leave that to me.

[groans]
This is so gross.

Those girls are the worst.

And to think,
I let them come on my trip.

- [phone buzzing]
- Seriously, now I get bars?

Trey, how nice of you to call.

Checking in to see what color
you'll have to dye your hair?

Nice try.
Where are your girlfriends?

We're, uh,
playing hide and seek.

The old hide and seek ploy.
You're not fooling me.

I've pulled that one
many a lonely afternoon.

I'm not alone.
My friends are just getting
something to surprise me.

Us girls, we do that sometimes.

You just keep telling
yourself that.

And get ready
for a new hair color.

Green would be good on you.

Or maybe plaid.

[groans]

[rustling]

[growling]

[gasps]

Okay.
Now I'm starting to worry.

You should.
I've got you six games to zilch.

No, not about the game.
About the others.

They should've
been back by now. Tammy, too.

It's been so peaceful,
I totally forgot about Tammy.

I don't get why
you're so nice to her.

I believe in Tammy.

If we can't show her what
real friends are, who will?

[Tammy screaming]

[gasps]
Tammy?

[Teresa] We're lost.

No, we're not.

We just need to find someone

and ask for directions.

Whoa, what's that light?

Maybe it's some campers.

I say we go for it.

What's the worst
that can happen?

Catastrophe!

C-A-T-A-S-T-R-O-P-H-E.

[grunting]

- Ow.
- Ow!

- Tammy?
- Where are you?

[grunting]

[both] Whoa!

[groans]

[growls]

[both screaming]

- [Tammy shrieking]
- [gasps]

Hold on!

Tammy, are you okay?

No. No, I am not.

That stupid squirrel
startled me,

- and I dropped my phone.
- [chitters]

This was about a squirrel?!

Did you not hear?
He's got my phone!

- Give it back!
- [chittering]

You give me that,
you little thing.

[yelps]

[all screaming]

[crashing]

[groaning]

Ow!

Ha-ha!
I win, you vicious little fiend!

[chitters]

Tammy, why are you so mean?

- Renee, come on.
- No.

She's even mean to
the sweet innocent adorable
little squirrel.

[chitters]

[gasps]

Okay, maybe he wasn't
that sweet.

But still.

If I'm so mean,
what are you doing here?

You made it perfectly clear

you didn't even
want me on this trip.

It's true. We didn't.
But can you blame us?

You haven't exactly
tried to fit in.

Why should I have to fit in?

I thought true friends
just accepted each other
for who they are.

I...
I should've listened to Trey.

- Trey?
- Trey?

He bet me I wouldn't
last on this trip.

[both] Reardon.

I know one thing
about true friendship.

You don't win it on a bet.

Look, Tammy.
It's true none of us
was stoked to have you along.

I guess I hoped that
if we showed you
how we treat one another,

you'd like it and start
acting that way, too.

I'm not super big on nice,

but I admit what you guys
share seems cool.

Uh, guys? Can we focus on what's
really important right now?

Yum, yum.
Dinner.

I think we're about
to get abducted by aliens!

[both screaming]

[screaming]

[grunts]

[both laughing]

That's the last of them.

Who knew we had so many
pepper shakers?

And just in time.
The storm is here!

Stand back.

[whirring]

Stacie? Chelsea?

Any idea who made a mess
with all the pepper?

- Uh...
- [sneezes]

We can explain.

We're using pepper
to make the clouds sneeze
so it will snow.

Girls, that's not
how you make snow.

- Why not?
- Because it just doesn't...

Dad, you taught us
anything is possible

if we really believe
we can do it.

And we believe pepper
will make the clouds sneeze.

You know what?
You're right.

For all I know,
you might be onto something

no one else has ever
even imagined.

You just keep doing
what you're doing.

All right!
Huh.

Where'd it go?

[screaming]

Whittaker, we're being invaded!

[gasps]

Don't be ridiculous, dear.

It's just a...
[gasps]

[yelps]

- Oh, no.
- Sorry.

[sneezes]

[panting]

I think we lost him.

But look who we found.

[whirring]

[all] Reardon!

[all gasps]

- [both laughing]
- Hey!

They must've
been spying on me!

- No way!
- Barbie!

What are you guys
doing out here?

We were looking for food,
following that light.

Well, it led you to a rat.

Can we eat something else?

I'm not big on rodent.

If you guys can hold off
your appetites a little longer,

I have an idea.

The only appetite I have
is for revenge.

[chuckles] Tell me again
what happened to the girls?

[chuckles]
They were all, "No! Get away!

Run for your lives!"

It was awesome.

You are so winning this bet.

[all laughing]

- [spooky music]
- What the...?

[robot voice]
You are now our prisoners.

[gasps]

You will make
an excellent experiment.

Negative.
They will make a tasty dinner!

[all screaming]

Gotcha.

[all laughing]

- Look at 'em go.
- I can't believe
they fell for that.

Can you spell gullible?

G-U-L-L-I-B-L-E.

You know how
to spell friendship?

U-S.

[all laughing]

So, things kinda worked out.

The next day we made it
to the spelling bee finals

and Teresa was amazing.

M-I-T-O-C-H-O-N-D-R-I-A.

- Mitochondria.
- [dinging]

[applause]

She came in second!

Pretty impressive for
her first state championship.

And you know what else
was impressive?

Tammy finally started getting
into being a real friend.

♪ For she's
A jolly good speller ♪

♪ For she's
A jolly good speller ♪

♪ For she's
A jolly good speller ♪

[all laughing]

Oh, that's so good.
We're so proud of you, Teresa!

[chuckles]
Hey, what's that
white stuff outside?

- Ooh.
- Wow.

Snow!

Who's up for a little detour?

We gave it our best sh*t.

I know.
It was fun to try with you,

but I really wanted
to make a snowman.

[horn honks]

Look, on top of the camper.

Is that?

[both] Snow!

Hey, guys, we brought you
a little present.

Can you believe it snowed?

Who wants to build a snowman?

[all laughing]

[sighs]