[♪♪♪]
NARRATOR:
Our worlds are in danger!
To save them and the galaxy,
we must find
the four Cyber Planet Keys
before the Decepticons
can use them for evil.
It is our mission.
[READING ON-SCREEN TEXT]
Transform and roll out!
♪ Transformers ♪
♪ More than meets the eye ♪
♪ Autobots, Decepticons
Go ♪
♪ Transformers
Robots in disguise ♪
♪ Transformers
Transformers, go ♪
NARRATOR:
The Autobots wage their battle
to destroy the evil forces
of the Decepticons.
♪ Transformers, go ♪
♪ Transformers ♪
[♪♪♪]
It's not here.
I'll find it...soon.
[GRUNTING]
I'm gonna train you hard,
Landmine.
That's the only way you
can get back to full power.
Fine by me.
Nice Metallikato kick!
[BOTH GRUNT]
I had a good teacher.
Well, here's a couple moves
I didn't teach you.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY]
[YAWNS]
Do we really have to listen
to the weather report?
You know whatever they say,
it's always the opposite.
Watching Earth TV
teaches me about your planet.
But I must say,
you Earthlings
communicate
in the strangest ways.
...a proactive coalition
for transnational synergy...
See what I mean?
Just listen.
...indemnifying conglomerate
bipartisanship...
I don't think those
are real words, are they?
They're real words,
they just don't mean anything.
Then why use them?
Eh, that's just how
politicians talk.
Oh.
COBY: She's the new president.
President...
MAN:
All clear. Proceed.
[♪♪♪]
[CHUCKLES]
I've got you this time...
[♪♪♪]
How ironic.
On a Speed Planet,
the Cyber Planet Key
is a racing trophy.
Win the race and unlock
the power of the universe.
[CHUCKLES]
How very amusing...
and a waste of time.
Let the Autobot fools
keep racing around in circles.
My method is much more direct.
[♪♪♪]
Still standing? Ha!
Not here?
Then where is it?
RANSACK:
Megatron, we have some news.
What kind of news?
[BOTH LAUGH]
[♪♪♪]
[YAWNS]
Summer break
is so boring.
Yeah, what he said.
That's three of us.
Really? I'm fascinated.
[CHIMES]
What? What do you mean,
you're bored too?
Hey, You know
what's not boring?
A play date with all
of us at our houses.
[CHIMES]
Play date? What is play
and what is a date?
Well, of course humans
need to eat, but--
Mm-hmm, that's right.
I'm starving.
I might faint if I don't
eat something soon.
Oh, my, I do not want
Lori to faint.
Then we better go home
for lunch. Let's go.
No, please, we cannot
go to a human home!
It is not permitted!
Hold on!
Well, don't leave me here.
Hey!
REPORTER:
According to unnamed sources,
the gold deposits
recently discovered
in the Mount McDermott area
may be the largest in history.
Governor Harmon has pledged
to use the gold
to bring prosperity
to the region,
and hundreds of miners
have already been hired
to work in the new mines.
However, critics claim mining
may harm the environment,
endangering local wildlife
and possibly even threatening
the humans who live
in the area.
You hear the president's speech
at the U.N. today?
I couldn't understand
a word she said.
Doesn't matter what she says,
she just has
to look presidential
and throw
a few big words around.
That's how you establish
authority, eh, sheriff?
Am I right or am I right?
Well, it's just a theory.
I just throw 'em in jail
if they mess up.
That works too.
Town's safe
and the roads are quiet,
thanks to you.
Nobody crosses the line
when I'm around.
[CODY & BUD WHOOPING]
Not in my town,
you don't, boys.
[SIREN WAILING]
Not bored now.
Let's hit it!
Oh, great,
those are police sirens.
We're going to be on
the : news.
So, what is it with boys
and fast cars anyway?
[GIGGLES]
On my planet, the boys
turn into fast cars.
What's that strange sound,
Lori?
LORI:
It's called a siren,
and you can start worrying now.
SHERIFF:
They're mine.
We're not allowed to interfere
with Earth authorities.
What? Ugh!
JOLT:
It's against
the Prime Directive.
Sometimes you've gotta
bend the rules, Jolt.
Mini-Cons
do not do that.
LORI:
They'd better start.
[GASPS]
[ALARM DINGING]
[HORN BLARING]
CODY:
We've got to stop, aw.
[♪♪♪]
We are so busted.
I don't want to go to jail.
Coby, Jolt's got a plan.
Turn on your holo-screen.
All right,
joyride's over.
What do you think, Howes? We got
us a juvenile delinquent here?
Let's roll it down
and find out.
As your president, I'd like
to commend you, officer.
[BOTH GASP]
The vice president and I
are most impressed.
Your proactive bipartisan
synergy is indemnifying.
Good work. Carry on.
Uh, the president?
[ENGINES REVVING]
[♪♪♪]
What did she say?
I have no idea!
MAN:
Break time.
You got minutes.
Be sure to punch
your time cards.
Follow mining
safety procedures
and leave your stations
in safe condition.
MAN [ON TV]:
You darned annoying guy.
I'll make you genuflect
like a dung beetle
simmering in yakisoba.
BUD:
Ooh, watch this part!
It's so cool!
That ninja vanished
in a wisp of flatulence.
Yes, it is
darned annoying.
Huh?
[CHIMES]
I will dishonor
your guts
with my reverse
quacking duck...
Bud likes ninja flicks.
So I see.
What are these for?
They're not for anything,
they're just family photos.
JOLT: Why do you keep them?
COBY: They make me feel good.
You see, for most humans, family
is the most important thing.
And photos help to... Uh,
I can't really explain it.
JOLT:
Please try, it'll
help me understand humans.
Okay, check this out.
Oh, wow!
Cool vehicles!
That's a roller coaster.
It's really scary and fun.
You enjoy being scared?
Confusing.
[LAUGHS]
MOM:
Green gloop?
Don't drink it all in one gulp.
I want more
green gloopy drink, Mom.
Can we buy a whole gallon
and take it home?
DAD:
Only a gallon? Why don't we buy
enough to fill the pool,
then we can swim in it.
[LAUGHS]
MOM: Don't spill it.
It's all about
family togetherness.
[VEHICLE APPROACHING]
Huh?
Mom and Dad are here!
They're right outside!
We've got alien robots
in the house!
Parents freak out
over stuff like that.
JOLT:
Is this a problem, Coby?
COBY:
No, it's a disaster!
Hey, kids!
Bud, did you hear me?
Mom and Dad are-- Huh?
He vanished in
a puff of flatulence.
Oh, we gotta
disappear.
Mom and Dad are downstairs.
Repeat, downstairs.
BUD: No way!
Yes way.
Get the bots
in the closet, fast.
BUD:
You know,
I saw this in a movie.
The parents come home and--
COBY: I don't want to hear it.
Kids? Are you up here?
[BOTH CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY]
All right, what is it this time?
Felony or misdemeanor?
BOTH:
Hi, Dad, how's it goin'?
Is there something
in that closet?
Whatever could
you possibly mean, Dad?
There's no alien robots if
that's what you were thinking.
Put a lid on it, Bud.
Alien robots, huh?
That's a good one.
Now, what's really in there?
[BOTH CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY]
Open the closet, now.
MOM:
Telephone!
It's George next door.
Says he got
a new fishing pole.
Says he can catch more fish
than you now.
What? I can out fish him with
a string and a safety pin.
Give me the phone.
[BOTH SIGH]
[♪♪♪]
Hiding us can't be good. That's
not really family togetherness.
Yeah, you're probably right,
Jolt.
Ah.
[♪♪♪]
My planet
didn't have sunsets.
I hope I can visit
your planet one day.
BUD:
Dude, that was close.
Yeah, I know. Hm.
JOLT:
We'll be able
to share our mission
with your parents soon,
Coby.
[CHIMING]
Hey, are you crying?
What's the matter?
Oh, the Little Match Girl.
Yeah, that is a sad story.
I didn't realize
you were so sensitive.
[CHIMING]
What, is there something wrong,
Six-Speed?
[PEOPLE CLAMORING]
[♪♪♪]
COBY: Hey!
Coby. You guys okay?
COBY:
Yeah, we're all safe.
For now.
This is scary.
Everyone, please stay calm.
We have procedures
to deal with earthquakes.
I'll contact Optimus.
Are we patched in?
We've got a code red
out here.
We're aware of
the earthquake, Jolt.
Scattershot's trying
to get a fix on it.
I got it. The epicenter's
in Mount McDermott.
It's right where that
new gold mine's located.
Is it stabilized now?
Not even close.
That mountain could come
crashing down at any minute,
and that town
is right nearby!
Those people are in danger.
I'll put together a team
and head over there immediately.
We've got to save them
without exposing ourselves.
This is what being
robots in disguise is all about.
Right, Optimus.
[ALARM BLARING]
[♪♪♪]
Autobot roll call.
Optimus Prime!
Landmine, rollin' out.
Overhaul. Let me at 'em.
Scattershot.
Hey, wait for me!
[PEOPLE CLAMORING]
[RINGING]
Alpha squad, the people.
Get 'em off the streets,
into City hall.
Beta squad, the fires.
Put 'em out.
Gamma squad,
back us up.
[♪♪♪]
MAN :
The earthquake!
What a complete disaster.
MAN :
Chief Howes, look!
Obstacle ahead.
Jump it.
Right behind you,
Prime.
Did you see that, you guys?
I don't know who they were,
but I gotta tell you, I'm sure
glad they're on our side.
I haven't got a clue
who they are.
But they're gonna
need help.
You men start clearing
this debris ASAP.
ALL:
Yes, sir.
JOLT:
This is where
the earthquake started.
BUD:
That's Mount McDermott,
where the new gold mine is.
LORI:
But our town is
at the foot of the mountain.
What's going
to happen to it?
We don't know yet.
We need more data.
Reverb, Six-Speed, scan the area
and do a geo-analysis.
JOLT:
It looks like the whole mountain
is going to collapse.
[SIGHS]
Oh, man,
that doesn't look good.
I'm afraid it's not
quite that simple.
Look here...
There's a huge
reservoir of water
directly under the mountain.
If the mountain collapses,
all that water
will come bursting out
and the town will be flooded.
[ALL GASP]
But that's our home.
COBY:
Jolt, how are we gonna stop
a whole mountain
from coming down?
Don't worry, Coby.
You've been like family to us.
So we'll save your home--
Our home, together.
That's true.
Mm-hm.
Jolt, our families
are in mortal danger.
Let's go!
ALL: Go!
Landmine and Overhaul will help
at the disaster areas in town.
Scattershot and I
will join up with Jolt
and head for the epicenter.
Remember, the humans think
we're just trucks.
Let's keep it that way.
Now split up.
ALL:
Right.
[♪♪♪]
[ALL CHATTERING]
Why did we go out?
The kids
are still at home.
Over here.
Transform!
Transform!
We've gotta hurry,
Optimus.
Yes, but we must
proceed carefully.
Sir, we've finished our scan,
and we mapped out the terrain.
Right, I got your e-com.
The data files have been
forwarded to the base.
LORI:
Optimus!
It's our town.
It's our families.
Don't worry, kids.
You're helping
to save our home.
Now we're going to save yours.
It's what we do.
Contact Jetfire now.
Get him on line.
Already there.
Jetfire,
show us the best way in.
You got it.
Decompress the data.
We need visuals.
Decompressing.
And we're linked.
Don't push, there's enough room
in the City Hall for everyone.
Proceed in
an orderly fashion.
Excuse me, where's
the hardest-hit area?
North edge of town.
The power lines are down,
the whole area's collapsing.
Thanks.
We'll get right on it.
Hmm?
Who was that?
[♪♪♪]
This place is a mess.
Story of my life.
Hey, Landmine,
those power lines are live.
You leave them to me.
Might be humans
trapped in there.
Can you can get over
those barriers?
When have barriers
ever stopped me?
See ya!
[GROANING]
Can't back off...
Gotta push through it.
Boo-yah!
SCATTERSHOT:
We hit a dead end.
It's gonna blow!
And all of our firepower
can't stop it.
There has to be a way.
Jolt, where did the humans go?
They couldn't evacuate.
They're in City Hall.
JETFIRE:
Optimus. New data.
There's a shift
in the rock strata.
We've got five minutes
before the mountain caves
and the flooding starts.
Within an hour, there'll be
nothing left but a puddle.
You won't be able to tell
there was ever a town.
What if I crash into
the mountain at full speed?
JETFIRE:
No, Scattershot,
that'd make things worse.
We've got to go
to City Hall
and evacuate
as many humans as we can.
It's our only option.
JOLT: But Optimu--
We'll do the best we can.
Optimus,
I was just thinking...
About what, Coby?
About...about
green gloop.
Hmm?
Someone's in there,
I can hear 'em.
[GRUNTING]
[♪♪♪]
[PEOPLE EXCLAIMING]
Uh-oh, can't let 'em
see me.
Proceed straight to Town Hall.
Carefully. The way is clear.
Anyone left?
I'm the last one.
Whoever's driving,
thanks a lot.
The mine shaft ends a few
meters above the reservoir.
We can pump the water out like
a gigantic drinking straw.
We need to get a tube
through the chunk of rock
and into the reservoir.
Once the water's gone,
we can collapse
the mountain safely.
By Primus' Spark! Brilliant.
SCATTERSHOT:
Yeah, no pressure.
Coby, did you think of this
because... You know...
COBY:
What do you think?
Adults can learn a lot
from kids like you, Coby.
COBY:
Now let's see
if it actually works.
It has to work.
[PEOPLE CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY]
I hope the rescue teams
have found the kids.
Oh, Robert...
It's okay, honey.
Knowing Coby and Bud, they're
probably trying to save us.
[♪♪♪]
Jolt, Transform!
Here's the shaft,
but it's covered up. Ready?
In a big way.
Transform!
Go for it!
Double-barrel m*ssile blast!
The shaft is open!
Brilliant!
You're up, Optimus!
Nice sh*t!
It's going right down
into the reservoir.
We're in position.
Activating hydro-pump!
Oh, man, he's got a thousand
tons of water to suck up.
BUD:
Yeah, he should have used
a flavor straw.
Think it tastes like
green gloop?
It tastes like success.
I'm almost finished.
[GASPS]
BOYS: Yeah, that's excellent.
BUD:
Good to the last drop.
Have a blast, Scattershot.
I think I'll have two.
On target.
COBY:
He's guiding them
right to the spot.
[ALL SCREAM]
Don't worry, it's okay.
Perfect, it fell
right into place.
Look, it stopped.
We did it, Coby.
All right!
Check it out! Woo-hoo!
[♪♪♪]
Well done.
The humans are okay.
Our job is finished.
Then let's roll out.
[ALL CHATTERING]
They're safe
thanks to you, Coby.
Me?
That green gloop idea
was one in a million.
Not too shabby.
JOLT:
Our team is like a family,
right, Coby?
Right.
Speaking of family, Coby...
Yeah, you're right.
We don't want them to worry,
do we?
Mm-hm!
Mm-hm!
Six-Speed, Reverb, do you
know what a chauffeur is?
[BOTH CHIME]
Then please give our heroes
a safe ride home.
I've got the coolest friends
on Earth.
So do we: you guys.
Now let's get back
to our family.
Transform!
Transform!
Transform!
[HONKS]
By the way,
what is green gloop?
JOLT [CHUCKLES]:
I'll tell you later.
[PEOPLE CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY]
[♪♪♪]
Well, Howes, no more crisis.
We can relax.
Until the next one.
COBY:
Hey, Mom! Dad!
Coby!
Bud!
DAD:
Great, son, you're all right.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
MEGATRON:
Talk fast.
You want the Planet Key,
we can get the Planet Key.
Fast enough for you?
Tell me something,
how would you manage that?
Uh, gee, I forget.
We'd race for it.
So you think you can b*at
Override then?
Exactly, and we're
entered in the race.
And so are we.
Of course,
we don't exactly
play fair, do we?
Yeah, right.
[THINKING]
These fools
couldn't possibly win.
But if they cause enough
chaos in the race,
it will be
that much easier for me
to take the Key unchallenged.
Okay, we've got a deal.
All right!
Rock 'n' roll!
But if you two are thinking
of betraying me--
BOTH:
We wouldn't do that.
Oh, no?
[BOTH WAIL]
See that you don't.
Transform!
CRUMPLEZONE:
What a nice guy.
Oh, so the Cyber Planet Key
is the race trophy.
[THINKING]
That means it all depends on
who's the fastest.
And that's gonna be me.
Hotshot, Transform!
We're gonna have us a race!
[♪♪♪]
♪ Transformers ♪
♪ More than meets the eye ♪
♪ Autobots, Decepticons
Go ♪
♪ Transformers
Robots in disguise ♪
♪ Transformers
Transformers, go ♪
NARRATOR:
The Autobots wage their battle
to destroy the evil forces
of the Decepticons.
♪ Transformers, go ♪
♪ Transformers ♪
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The "Unicron Trilogy" is so-named for the major role that the chaos bringer Unicron plays in each of the three series that comprise it.
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The "Unicron Trilogy" is so-named for the major role that the chaos bringer Unicron plays in each of the three series that comprise it.
1 - Armada
2 - Energon
3 - Cybertron