[♪♪♪]
NARRATOR:
Our worlds are in danger!
To save them and the galaxy,
we must find
the four Cyber Planet Keys
before the Decepticons
can use them for evil.
It is our mission.
[READING ON-SCREEN TEXT]
Transform and roll out!
♪ Transformers ♪
♪ More than meets the eye ♪
♪ Autobots, Decepticons
Go ♪
♪ Transformers
Robots in disguise ♪
♪ Transformers
Transformers, go ♪
NARRATOR:
The Autobots wage their battle
to destroy the evil forces
of the Decepticons.
♪ Transformers, go ♪
♪ Transformers ♪
[♪♪♪]
[GROANS]
[GRUNTS]
Give it up, Megatron.
I'll never let you get your
greedy hands on the Omega Lock!
Ha! Au contraire.
What higher power gave you the
right to keep it, Optimus Prime?
[GRUNTS]
I'm far more worthy.
I've embraced true power.
Thanks to the Armor of Unicron
and my newest warrior--
Nemesis Breaker!
I'm back
and better than ever.
Yes.
[NEMESIS BREAKER ROARS]
Link up.
Dark Claw Mode.
[GRUNTING]
OPTIMUS [THINKING]:
With the kids missing,
I don't have time to play these
games with Megatron.
Distracted?
What?
[THUNDER CRASHES]
Shocking.
[SCREAMS]
[GRUNTS]
[LAUGHING]
[GRUNTING]
I've got to end this quickly.
Those kids might be in danger.
[♪♪♪]
[KIDS GRUNTING & GROANING]
I got one.
I-- D'oh.
Keep trying.
Aw, I stink at this.
[STATIC]
COBY: Come in. Jolt?
Six-Speed? Reverb?
It's Coby. Come in.
Where are you?
Please, Jolt. Come in.
Optimus Prime,
do you read me?
The transmissions
aren't getting through.
Huh? I know that.
But why not?
[SNAPS]
I know.
We just send them
an e-mail and mark it urgent.
[GROANS]
How about this?
We send them your useless butt
and label it kicked.
Heh, heh.
It was just a joke.
We've got to get out of here.
We've gotta!
Right.
COBY:
We'll need to use this.
[♪♪♪]
[BEEPING]
Cool beans.
How did you do that?
Navigation files.
I downloaded 'em from
the main computer on Cybertron.
Free downloads?
[LAUGHS]
COBY:
This navigation system
can be used
anywhere in the Universe.
First, we need to find out
where we are.
LORI: You can do that?
COBY: Sure.
BUD: Boo-ya.
COBY: Here comes.
[ALL EXCLAIM]
[DEVICE WHIRRING, BEEPING]
COBY & LORI: Huh?
What's the deal?
What am I missing?
The moon.
That must mean...
[GASPS]
It's Atlantis.
Oh, man. You mean we're back
on that ancient starship?
Mmm? Oh.
Really? Atlantis?
COBY:
That's right.
After that huge battle for
the Omega Lock,
I'm surprised that
it's still in one piece.
LORI:
I'm just glad it has oxygen.
Now how the heck
do we get back home?
Well how did we
get here?
We jumped through
Sideways' warp field,
but I got a feeling we won't
be getting back that way.
Hmm...
The Autobots and Decepticons
are completely focused on
battling over Primus
and the Omega Lock.
This old junker of a ship
is the perfect place to hide.
On the dark side of the moon.
Anyway, the first thing we have
to do is find the Mini-Cons.
[BUD & LORI GRUNT]
[WEAPONS f*ring]
[♪♪♪]
Hmm... How entertaining
to watch those two
b*at the circuitry out
of each other.
No matter what happens,
I win.
JOLT:
You're not
a very nice bot.
But you could turn over a new
leaf and start by letting me go.
Stop the yapping.
It'll get you nowhere.
JOLT:
That's it.
I'm leaving.
Trans-- Oh...
Hey, quit squirming.
I'm trying to download
your memory here.
Would you mind keeping quiet?
Ugh. What a bunch
of useless data.
This is gonna take forever.
Wonder what's on the tube?
[STATIC]
What?
Oh that's right.
We're jamming
the communication signals.
So much for watching
The Galactic Guardians.
Cripes. I'm bored.
Okay, I'll listen to
some tunes.
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ Once I was afraid-- ♪
STARSCREAM:
Are you goofing off?
Uh, no, see the download.
You'd better make yourself
useful, Sideways.
I don't like useless things.
Oh. Of course.
I'll, uh, finish those repairs.
JOLT [THINKING]:
Six-Speed. Reverb.
Where are you?
[THUDDING CONTINUES]
Hey, cut it out.
All you're doing is
scratching your paint.
That door ain't opening
unless you have this.
I couldn't just grab
the important one.
I had to
take all three.
Sheesh.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
We're both running
on fumes.
This can't go much longer.
I need a knockout blow.
Gotta give it all I got.
Ah. So at last
the claws come out.
[CHUCKLES]
[ROARING]
[ROARING]
Time to finish you off--
Again.
Finish?
I've just begun.
[SCREAMS]
[SCREAMS]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
Ooh!
It's like watching fireworks.
Hmm? Have you finished
those repairs?
Yep. This is
one ship-shape ship.
Huh?
Hey?
What's going on here?
Oh, this isn't good.
STARSCREAM: What's wrong?
Ugh, the little guy's head is
chock-full of useless junk.
It's taking forever
to download.
Do something!
[♪♪♪]
Hmm... Wait.
I've just cooked up
a great idea.
I'm brilliant,
ha-ha-ha!
I'm afraid to ask,
but what?
Instead of the hassle of
downloading all his data,
we'll just hack directly into
the little squirt's head.
I see.
We'll delete
what we don't need.
It'll be simple enough
once I jack this
right into his brain...
[LAUGHS]
I like it.
Just what is
"What we don't need"?
Everything that's not
about Gigantion.
I don't like this plan!
You can't do that to me!
Get on with it
and shut him up.
Yes, boss.
We just need to
adjust the wiring
and some programming
code first.
Don't bore me
with the details.
While you prepare, I'll go
take care of a little errand.
Errand? Where?
While they're preoccupied
fighting each other,
I'm going
to snatch the Omega Lock.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
LORI: What is it?
COBY: It's a program
designed to help
with machine maintenance.
It reads magnetic waves.
We can see through machines
with this.
Let's find the thinnest
part of the wall with it.
That is way cool.
Can we see inside our
bodies with that thing?
Sorry, Bud.
Man, I just wanna
see my spleen.
Let's see.
Come on, come on.
Yes. I've found it.
[♪♪♪]
We were lucky to find
a passageway out of there.
I love
zero grav.
This is
a heating duct.
t's so narrow
I'm getting claustrophobic.
Huh?
Shh.
BUD & LORI: Huh?
[GASPS]
LORI:
Coby, look.
It was a great idea.
Could he say, "Thanks"?
No...
He's working on something.
Yeah,
but he's so clumsy.
BUD:
No kidding.
Red Alert can do that
with his optics closed.
Ugh. The stuff
keeps drifting around.
I need a little gravitas.
[BOTH GRUNT]
[ALL GRUNT]
[GROANS]
My butt's broke.
[GROANS]
I guess he must've turned
the gravity-generator back on.
Really,
you "guess"?
What ever could have been
your first clue?
BUD:
Look what else fell, guys.
Yoink!
Neat.
It's neat?
It's useful,
like a rope.
Funny how you never miss gravity
until you don't have it.
[CHUCKLES]
What is he
working on?
Who knows
with that weirdo?
He is
kind of out there.
We could b*at him,
if we need to.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
[ALL GRUNT IN AGREEMENT]
[♪♪♪]
Hmph.
That does it.
All connected
and the program's ready.
The "program"? What's that?
What is he up to?
[LAUGHS]
I won't lie, this is gonna hurt.
A Lot.
But when I'm done,
you won't remember a thing.
[CHUCKLES]
You know,
I hope I won't remember
your crummy sense of humor,
you overgrown jerk.
Then I guess
I get the last laugh.
[SIDEWAYS CHUCKLES MALICIOUSLY]
[SCREAMING] No!
What's that?
[MACHINERY POWERING UP]
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
Help!
ALL [GASP]:
Jolt.
Poor Jolt
is being tortured.
He said they're
taking all his data.
Okay,
wait a second.
If he does that, Jolt will be
mindless like a zombie.
A zombie?
Dummy.
SIDEWAYS: Hello?
[BOTH GASP]
Fee-fi-fo-fum.
Bud, is that you?
Exit, stage left.
Hang on.
I'll be back to save you,
Jolt.
Those kids? Here?
How?
Run, Coby, Run!
SIDEWAYS:
I'll find ya.
What?
[GRUNTS]
[GROWLS]
Coby! Lori! Bud!
BUD: Whoa.
LORI: Whoa.
COBY:
Whoa.
I see something! Look!
Me too!
COBY:
Light!
[ALL YELLING]
BUD:
I believe I can fly!
[GRUNTS]
[WAILS]
[GASPS]
No! Lori!
[SCREAMING]
Lori!
[GRUNTS]
[CRIES]
Nice catch.
[GRUNTS]
[BOTH SCREAM]
[GASPS, GRUNTS]
[COBY YELPS]
Just call me "Indiana Bud."
Pretty smooth move there,
"Indiana."
C-can you just
pull us up now?
And hurry.
JOLT:
Coby! Bud! Lori!
Oh, please be safe,
and if you can,
please get me
out of this mess!
SIDEWAYS:
Don't ya know? In space,
no one can hear you whine?
Stay put.
I'm gonna take care
of those meddling kids.
[WHIMPERS]
COBY:
Wow, that was really close.
I'm still a little freaked out.
We were almost barbequed.
Okay, guys, can we just
not talk about it anymore?
Why not? That was the
most awesome thing ever.
Yeah, right.
Sure it was, Bud.
They seem to be trying to find
out the location of Gigantion
from Jolt's memory.
We can't let them
do that.
No way! We can't
let them delete Jolt.
COBY:
That's right.
Well, should we fight them?
BOTH:
Yes.
ALL [IN UNISON]:
Fight.
SIDEWAYS:
That's really pathetic.
[ALL GASP]
[♪♪♪]
[ALL GASPING]
Where did you come from?
I don't stink,
but I'm silent and deadly.
R-run!
It's too wide open here!
Hurry!
LORI:
I'm hurrying.
Running away from me, huh?
[SARCASTICALLY]
No, we're gonna hang out
and become pals.
Not.
Ha. You can't get away.
[ALL PANTING]
ALL:
Huh?
[♪♪♪]
I think
we gave him the slip.
Phew.
Phew.
Next time,
we'll fight back.
I thought for sure
he was gonna crush us.
Uh-uh.
[BEEPING]
SIDEWAYS:
I am going to crush you.
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH GASPING]
Which fleshling
wants to get it first?
Hmm?
Don't. We won't fight back.
[WHIRRING]
Wow. No dignity at all.
[GIGGLES]
MEGATRON [THROUGH DEVICE]:
You've become rather important,
haven't you, Sideways?
Huh?
Meh-Meh-Megatron?
You're, uh...
Stop threatening these kids
and surrender to them.
Huh?
Sideways,
you've been bad.
If you give yourself up to
Optimus Prime and the Autobots,
I will forgive
your past misdeeds.
Heh!
BOTH:
Uh-huh.
Give myself up
to Optimus Prime?
That's right.
Now jump on one foot and say,
"I'm a pretty lady."
But I--? Hey, something fishy's
goin' on here.
Huh?
What?
Tricky, tricky.
Huh?
Why, you lousy little--
Ain't I a stinker?
[GRUNTS, PANTING]
Wait up!
[PANTING]
Hey, funnyman.
I've got a punch line
for you.
BUD:
Summer's over.
Have a nice fall.
[YELLS]
[GRUNTS]
Oh, come on.
[PANTING]
He fell for it.
Forget that.
Let's grab the key
and get away
before he gets up.
Let's go...
...and save the day.
[ALL PANTING]
COBY [THINKING]:
More than the day
needs to be saved.
We have to hurry if we're gonna
save the universe.
Whoa. That's it!
[METALLIC THUDDING]
[♪♪♪]
[THUD]
Six-Speed!
[GASPS]
Reverb!
Oops. Sorry, guys.
[BOTH WHIR, BEEP]
What've we got here?
Just as I expected,
no one's guarding.
Huh?
What was that?
[COUGHING]
This is an utter travesty.
All this combat kicks up dust,
and that dust
has ruined my facial.
Doesn't anyone understand
the effort that's being put
into preserving
this princess-like beauty?
It's not easy being me.
Making yourself useful,
as usual?
Hey!
Beauty is very useful.
Without someone like me
to look at,
think about how dreary
life would be.
Who are you anyw--
[SCREAMS]
An old friend.
[NERVOUSLY]
Hey, big fella.
How've you been?
The battle here
seems to be going -.
I didn't mean
to betray you before.
It was just a thing.
I'm sorry.
Prove it to me.
Go and steal the Omega Lock
from them.
Huh? You mean you're not gonna
blast me to smithereens?
Not if you do
what I asked.
But the Omega Lock?
By myself?
Or we could do the
blasted-to-smithereens thing.
It's up to you.
Okay, one Omega Lock,
coming right up.
You want fries with that?
STARSCREAM:
Your attitude is improving.
That's good.
I've always said
you're the best boss ever.
STARSCREAM:
Don't let me down.
No.
I have other things
to attend to!
Get to work!
Okay.
No problem.
You can count on me.
Big Meany.
His ego grew
with his giant, ugly butt.
I'm too pretty for this.
Do I really wanna go
on a kamikaze mission?
No!
[♪♪♪]
Where is it?
We're real close.
The next right.
[DEVICE BEEPING]
There it is!
[TIRES SQUEAL]
JOLT:
Hi, guys!
We're here.
[♪♪♪]
LORI:
How do we get out of this?
We're stuck on an ancient ship
deep in Space,
above
the dark side of the moon.
We can't escape on our own.
BUD:
We have to contact Optimus
and the Autobots A.S.A.P.
We tried,
but we can't, Bud.
Are you
positive?
Coby?
Uh-oh.
Ah.
I think I figured out
why we couldn't get through.
It was because of this.
Yeah, so what's
the problem?
Check this.
LORI: What is that?
BUD: Not cool.
COBY:
I think it's some kind
of electromagnetic shield.
Huh?
I think that's
exactly what it is.
Good job, Coby.
One of these control panels
must be set to block
all transmissions.
[♪♪♪]
Right. So we smash
the control panels.
[SIX-SPEED & REVERB BEEP]
I think we can stop the jamming
without property damage.
Well, let's get to work
stopping it.
SIDEWAYS:
Fleshlings!
Huh? Sideways!
I just woke up
with the worst headache.
[ALL GASPING]
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
♪ Transformers
More than meets the eye ♪
♪ Autobots
Decepticons, go ♪
♪ Transformers
Robots in disguise ♪
♪ Transformers
Transformers, go ♪
NARRATOR:
The Autobots wage their battle
to destroy the evil forces
of the Decepticons.
♪ Transformers, go ♪
♪ Transformers ♪
03x35 - Memory
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The "Unicron Trilogy" is so-named for the major role that the chaos bringer Unicron plays in each of the three series that comprise it.
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