03x43 - Ambush

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NARRATOR:

Our worlds are in danger!

To save them and the galaxy,

we must find

the four Cyber Planet Keys

before the Decepticons

can use them for evil.

It is our mission.

[READING ON-SCREEN TEXT]

Transform and roll out!

♪ Transformers ♪

♪ More than meets the eye ♪

♪ Autobots, Decepticons

Go ♪

♪ Transformers

Robots in disguise ♪

♪ Transformers

Transformers, go ♪

NARRATOR:

The Autobots wage their battle

to destroy the evil forces

of the Decepticons.

♪ Transformers, go ♪

♪ Transformers ♪

[BOTH PANTING]

I hate splitting up

like this.

We can cover more of

the underground this way.

Whoa! Look ahead, mates!

Hold up!

What is it?

[♪♪♪]

So, what do we do?

Do we go around,

or do we go down?

We're supposed to search for

the lowest depths of Gigantion

so even though

it don't look too inviting...

Our target lies deeper.

Leobreaker's right.

We go down!

All right!



All right!

See you down there.

You're lucky cats always

land on their feet.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

I'm feeling

a bit run down.

Don't make me laugh.

It hurts.

We can't be losers

forever, can we?

Doesn't seem fair.

We need a new game plan.

Yeah! We'll get back

at Prime!

When he sees our real strength

and feels our vengeance,

he'll regret b*ating us

over and over and over.

Yeah!

We'll get the last laugh!

[BOTH CACKLE]

[BOTH SIGH]



Good times.

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OVERRIDE:

Wait a minute, Lori.

What's wrong, Override?

The layout of this level is

completely different

than the others.

And I can't say I'm crazy

about the decor.

Do you think this place

is dangerous?

What could be dangerous?

It's dark with only one exit.

Looks like a great place

to get ambushed.

Now, that's just what

we were thinking!

[♪♪♪]

Oh, man!

Don't tell me. Scourge!

Yes, Lori. Long time no see,

little sister.

Well, not nearly long enough,

if you're here with

the Decepticons!

[GROWLS]

I thought for sure

you'd changed!

Uh?

What in the world

are you thinking?

Back on Jungle Planet,

you were all about honor

and the rule of law,

but now look at you!

Skulking around in the shadows

with this Decepticon floozy.

THUNDERBLAST: Hey!



Plotting ambushes

and sneak att*cks.

What's the matter with you?

Have you completely lost

your honor, or what?

No, no, no, no!

You got it all wrong.

You see, they came to me

with an offer...

What do you mean, offer?

You mean they bought you off

like some cheap hood?

Seriously, Scourge,

I really thought

you had more class than that.

I swear, it's not like that!

And what about your planet,

huh?

It's not just about you.

You're responsible for all

Jungle Planet's citizens.

Have you thought about

what's gonna happen to them?

Or were you planning on...



I've never seen Lori so mad!

She's not mad, Wing Saber.

Just terribly, terribly,

terribly disappointed.

You used to be a tyrant,

but at least you tried.

Well, look at yourself now!

I hate to say it, but you're

a sellout. Shame on you!

I guess

it does look bad.

I'm sorry if it seems

like I'm being dishonorable,

but it's just that Optimus Prime

really got me good, and--

You should be sorry!

Now get out of our way

so we can go

save the universe!

Well, I, uh...

I have heard enough! If you

ask me, you're both sorry.

You know the situation's

pretty bad

when I have to be

the responsible one!

Little sister,

you better check yourself.

And Scourge, if there's

one girl around here

that's gonna boss you around,

it's gonna be me.

But Thunderblast,

she's-- She's--

Quit sniveling,

you big weenie!

[WHIMPERING]

And no more squeaking

from the mouse!

Huh? What did you

just call me?

I called you a mouse,

and do you wanna know why?

Do you? Because you're useless,

tiny, and you're vermin.

So I'm a mouse?

That's right.

Just a chattering, petite pest.

In fact, think about it.

It would just be cruel of me

to challenge you.

I mean, after all...

it's more humane

to use a mouse trap!

[LAUGHS]

[GROANS]

Fine, Decepti-witch!

It's on!

Prepare to get royally served!

You seriously think

you can take me on?

With pleasure.

Oh, brave mousie.

Are we talking

or fighting?

[♪♪♪]

JETFIRE:

When we land,

keep your eyes peeled!

I'm over here!

[♪♪♪]

[BOTH GROAN]

Thundercracker!

[CHUCKLES]

This is where your shindig ends.

[GROANS]

We don't have time

for this joker!

We need to hurry.

Let's split up!

What?

No worries, I'll take care

of this sticky wicket.

Are you sure?

It won't take long.

I'll catch up with you.

[YELLS]

We'll watch your back!

Don't stand around!

I said get going!

You got it, boss.

It is just

Thundercracker.

Are you

disrespecting me?

Respect this!

Oh, no, you don't!

I ain't gonna let y'all

vamoose on out of here!

What? Hey, watch it!

Thundercracker!

Before you sh**t them

in the back,

you gotta fight me

face-to-face.

Ha! You really don't think

I can take you, do you?

I know it.

I've waited for this moment

for so very long.

This is the right time to show

my forbidden att*ck... Jack.

Utilizing every last

possible ounce

of power that

resides inside of me.

Say what now?

[♪♪♪]

These two guys won't give up!

BOTH:

Whoa!

Got us again!

This vengeance stuff

hurts!

RANSACK:

We'll be back!

Troops, let's keep moving.

ALL:

Right, Optimus!

[♪♪♪]

[SCOFFS]

[THINKING]

This is bad.

Hey, what's that

on your shoe?

Did I step in someth--

Huh. What?

Can't believe

you fell for that!

Hey! Wait! Where are you going?

Come back here!

[CHUCKLES]

Suckers! You can't catch me!

[SNICKERS]

See you!

Agh! I hate her!

We are chasing her,

Wing Saber!

Huh? You're not serious.

I am serious.

Uh, but-- But Lori...

[EMPHATICALLY]

We're...chasing...her!

Yes...ma'am.

Yeah! Let's get her!

What've I gotten myself into?

LORI:

Hi-ho! Saber!

Phew...I sure am glad

Lori turned her anger

away from me

and turned it on Thunderblast.

She can be a little hardcore.

OVERRIDE:

She's not the only lady

around here who can be scary.

SCOURGE:

Huh?

I'm betting I can put

the scare into you.

Huh! I'm not afraid of you.

You're nothing compared

to little sister.

I'm nothing?

I've been wanting

to fight you.

We can see

who is stronger,

the fearsome leader

of Jungle Planet

or the meager leader

of Speed Planet.

Fine. Pay close attention

as I thrash you,

and maybe you'll

learn something!

[GROWLING]

LORI:

Stay on her!

Don't you dare

let her get away.

That's weird.

LORI:

What's weird?

WING SABER:

She's not running

at full speed.

It's like she wants us

to be able to keep up.

Wait! She's leading us

into a trap!

LORI:

Trap schmap!

I'm not so sure about this.

It doesn't matter

if this is a trap or not.

I'm going to show her

that I'm a real Autobot!

And this is not a game!

It's for real!

WING SABER:

All right. We'll follow.

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LORI:

What is this place?

There are so many cranes.

Why is she heading here?

WING SABER:

She's running to get

to the water!

[YELLING]

Wow.

Here it goes!

Super-Electric-Lightning-

Thunder-Cracking

punch!

All that for a punch?

[♪♪♪]

[GRUNTING]

Yeah! It worked!

Aw, man.

Huh?

I'm impressed.

Good punch, mate.

Fair dinkum.

About time you brought

some muscle to the tussle.

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

[♪♪♪]

She can lead an Autobot

to water.

LORI:

But can she make us drink?

We're hit!

[SCREAMING]

Hold on...

We might get wet! Whew.

Have some more!

She went under the water.

WING SABER:

It was a trap.

Thunderblast knew she'd have

the advantage over us

way out here.

We followed her like

wrecks to the scrap heap.

I'm telling you

we have to retreat.

We have to do it quick, Lori!

LORI:

What are you talking about?

We can't let her win,

Wing Saber.

She out-smarted us.

Besides, Optimus would have me

stripped down for parts

if he knew

I flew you into battle.

It's time.



WING SABER: Time?

Time we out-smart her.

Why do I get the feeling

I'm gonna get wet?

LORI:

Yeah. You're getting wet,

but it's so worth it!

You!



Hey!

Will!



Whoa!

Not!



Yikes!

Finish!



Close!

This race!



[LAUGHS]

[CHUCKLES]

I appreciate

the racing banter.

You know, races begin

with a starter g*n!

Oh!

[LORI PANTING]

[♪♪♪]

[GIGGLES]

Come on, flyboy!

You can't give up that easy!

I'll rock that boat!

That's cute, but...

I'm gonna take a dive!

Ha, ha!

Hurry, Lori!

Believe it or not, dodging

missiles ain't that much fun!

Just keep Blunderblast busy

while I find the controls!

WING SABER:

No problem!

She loves target practice!

All right! I found them!

Don't worry about anything.

I aced a B+ in Computers class.

WING SABER:

Why not an A?

Well...

WING SABER:

Just don't tell me

you crashed the computer.

There! I'm in.

Just do your part.

I'll be ready.

Woo-hoo!

Lori, not to rush you

or anything,

but are you sure

you can do this?

LORI:

Yeah. Are you sure you can?

If not, I'll be rusting

on the bottom.

This'll work for sure

because she doesn't think

she can be b*at here.

That overconfidence will

literally sink her bigtime!

WING SABER:

Whatever! Just hurry up!

All right, Wing Saber,

let's begin.

We're gonna make

this crazy Decepti-chick

sleep with the fishes.

Let me get in ship-shape!

Wing Saber, why must you play

hard to get all the time?

Guess I'm sunk!

[♪♪♪]

You do understand that

underwater, you don't stand

a chance against me, big boy?

Hello, baby minnow, here comes

the big bad shark.

Huh?

[HUMMING JAWS THEME]

Stop!

Go fish!

[GASPS]



[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

I'm just sorry there's

no one here to see this.

LORI:

Wrong again, lady!

I'm watching you!

Lori!

You really thought

you couldn't lose underwater

but think again.

You've been beaten by the mouse!

[♪♪♪]

Huh?

[WAILING]

Oh, rats!

[SCREAMS]

Ugh! Hey, get me out of here!

[GASPS]

You know, I'd be only too

happy to oblige, Thunderblast.

Hook these fish!



You wouldn't!

[♪♪♪]

[SCREAMS]

No fair! You cheated!

It's not supposed

to end this way!

Boo-yah!

[♪♪♪]

[BOTH GROAN]

[GROANS]

Crikey...

Now that's what

I call a punch.

COBY:

Jetfire!

Are you okay?

Wake up, Jetfire!

Wake up, please!

Come on, Jetfire,

you just got to wake up!

Bring me a get well card?

It's time for you

to shut your mouth.

THUNDERCRACKER:

Whoa! Whatcha got there?

Is that--?

Oh, no! Not concrete!

[♪♪♪]

Take this!

Override! Hey, Override!

No!



What?

[SCREAMS]

Lori!

[GASPS, WHIMPERS]

Gee, Lori,

nice dramatic entrance there.

Yeah, a little too dramatic.

Sorry about that.

Lori.

SCOURGE:

How touching!

I might cry.

Good job,

little sis.

I sure hope you weren't

too hard on Thunderblast.

She never should have

underestimated you,

little sister.

I hope you're not running away

from here, Scourge!

Huh? But-- Come-- Come on!

It's not like I'm doing

this out of cowardice!

It's just

a strategic withdrawal!

I'm not running away!

[♪♪♪]

Withdrawal?



Right! Withdrawal.

To a better position!

Hmm...

To a better venue!

One much more...honorable!

Scourge, you big,

fire-breathing weasel!

OVERRIDE:

Hi-ya!

No dice.

This thing is solid.

We came all this way,

and we're stuck!

[♪♪♪]

What'd I do?

[GASPS]

Ah!

BOTH:

Huh?

LORI:

What is it? I just kicked it.

I didn't mean-- Oh!

[LORI GASPS]

[BOTH GASP]

BOTH:

Whoa...

LORI:

Okay, what is it?

WING SABER:

A device showing recorded

images of ancient days.

OVERRIDE:

That's Gigantion!

Where we are?

That image is of this planet

that we're deep within.

LORI:

Check out that

futuristic city.

WING SABER:

These images are Gigantion

in ancient times.

Oh, right.

Look there.

Something is descending

from the sky

above the city.

What is it?

OVERRIDE:

I can't say,

but it gives me the creeps.

[LORI GASPS]

Speaking of creeps,

is that--?

Sideways' family?

This...is something...

that happened in the past?

Look at all of them!

I'm glad

it's not happening now!

♪ Transformers ♪

♪ More than meets the eye ♪

♪ Autobots, Decepticons

Go ♪

♪ Transformers

Robots in disguise ♪

♪ Transformers

Transformers, go ♪

NARRATOR:

The Autobots wage their battle

to destroy the evil forces

of the Decepticons.

♪ Transformers, go ♪

♪ Transformers ♪