transformers
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is
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something is truly rotten in the city of
detroit
trash bots are malfunctioning all over
town all due to a contract dispute
between city hall and sundeck systems
acting ceo porter c powell had this to
say
until this contract is settled some dax
systems is not required to service the
city's trash box
in the meantime garbage is piling up and
trippers are flaring up all over detroit
i think detroit is ready for a new
approach to waste management dazzle me
as you can see we've managed to work out
the kinks and professor sumdak's old
nano technology
repurposing his nanobots into trash
consuming micro mods and the best part
is
we can manufacture them at a fraction of
the cost of the old trash box
and charge the city even more for them
i'll make a tiny little profit and be a
hero to boost
this is even less dignified than
repairing space bridges
not to mention extremely unpleasant on
the old factory sensors
not only that it smells bad
well that may be
but this is still a good opportunity to
man some strained humanoid about
relations
yeah who knows once the humans start
trusting us again they may even start
liking us again too
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hey that's my car
put it down now yeah yeah
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you
you you're gonna pay for that
all you lousy alien machines they're
gonna pay us where
hey
you're the one who parked that thing
under a trash heap and listen up you
overgrown vacuum cleaner that trash heap
wasn't there when i parked it whoa
and how is that my fault
hey you put me down i know my rights i'm
calling the cops or a tow truck
okay
maybe liking us is too much to ask with
ratchet around
you
quit harassing the autobot you
put down the citizens
the city will cover the damages to your
vehicle sir now i suggest you go about
your business this is an over tin can
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and you my autobot friend could stand to
work on your people skills there's
nothing wrong with my people
skills no it's bad when you make captain
fenzone look like the friendly one hey
sorry has a point ratchet no amount of
good deeds can make up for a bad
attitude i think it'd be a good idea for
someone to work with you on projecting a
more pleasant disposition
i pity the poor glitch who gets stuck
with that assignment
[Laughter]
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he means us doesn't he what are you
smiling at apparently there is one job
less dignified than hauling trash
and it looks like that job is at
capacity
let's transform and roll on home
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will you get in already
what's the magic word
now
it's gonna be a long day
[Applause]
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i am
what am i
um
i am
high fructose corn syrup partially
hydrogenated vegetable oil artificial
flavors no that doesn't sound right
there must be something in here that can
tell me what i am
and not my size
can anyone help me find out what i am
the detroit metro police department we
are here to help
thank you to me
ah i'm picking up a new all spark energy
signal might leave
no doubt another fragment has surfaced
retrieve it lug nut before the autobots
get their filthy servos on it
stasis lock itself could not deter me
from your grand and glorious plan o wise
and noble megatron just
go
yes my ladies
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detroit metro
police help at last
excuse me i was hoping you could tell me
what i am
i mean you are here to help right
you are interfering with police business
please disperse
good show dilapidated delinquent now
kindly dispose of your interloping law
enforcement and leave us make our
getaway right disposed
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they call me angry archer
they call me worthless wreck walking
pile of garbage
oh really a bit of a mouthful perhaps we
should just coil wreck god for sure
already don't you humans have anything
better to do
you really should try to be more patient
with people i'd be a lot more patient
with them
if they get out of my way
cool your crankcase ratchet that's what
these things are
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aren't you kind of missing the point
about acting friendlier to people
i can't exactly smile in vehicle mode
can i
somebody help me
my wife is about to have a baby and our
car broke down we need to get to a
hospital right away
what do i look like a taxi service for
unprocessed protoforms
this is an emergency not to mention a
chance for you to practice acting
friendlier
there's gonna be some acting job
remember the most important thing is to
keep the mother to be calm calm why
wouldn't she be calm
let's try this one more time shall we we
steal from the rich and give to the poor
namely ourselves i am wreck guard
i steal from the rich
give me back those jewels
not tools jewels okay
there's a spools i want jewels do you
know those sparkly things
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now help me knock over your armored
coach
i am red guard
[Applause]
carly there's no driver there's just a
little girl
what will you humans knock off that
ratchet
i'm trying to figure out which one of
these buildings is a hospital
what's going on
let
us out
when you come
except
there what did i tell you we're
perfectly safe
it doesn't look too safe to me
i am
oh you wanna play rock
oh i don't know much about these things
lady but i think you're supposed to
breathe or something
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i know it's not what this receptacle
contains but me thinks it must be
valuable
now give them everything you've got
right everything i've got here have this
toilet and there's scandal
how about a nice spoiled fighter beef
take the humans to the hospital ratchet
i'll handle the junk bot
since when do you give the orders kid
we're autobots we're supposed to protect
life remember don't tell me how to
protect life
protect life
you know that's exactly the kind of
attitude
with the humans
green's life
guy
well don't just sit there you still want
that right or what we'll call a cab
not even a thank you and they call me
rude
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i am
i must catch the bad guy
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[Applause]
he's going going
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how am i supposed to catch him
what are you what is he i don't know but
he's given off a ton of all spark energy
i am wreck guard i get off of all hard
energy
so what an all spark fragment just
brought a junk pile to life and made
some new kind of autobot i am right
guard i am some new kind of autobot
listen up scrappy you're not an autobot
and you never will be an autobot you're
only good for one thing
garbage
i am redkar i am only good for one thing
garnish
i must deliver garbage to all
that vehicle is not worthy to carry
megatron's all spock fragment
garbage for all come and get your
garbage only slightly used
human be all spark fragment
now
no human here
i am rekhgar i am only good for one
thing
garbage are you an autobot i am right
guard i am not an autobot and never will
be an autobot
oh then you must be a decepticon
i am regard i must be a subject
i'll hail megatron
what's the minecon
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are you all right sir
what are you doing here
that's one of my trucks
it was delivering a sample of my trash
eating microbots to demonstrate for the
mayor when the driver tripped the silent
alarm well
looks like he was too late mr powell
your sample is gone i got a pretty good
idea who has it hello
pal kicked me out of my home remember
why should we do him any favors because
microbots and an all spark fragment
can't possibly add up to anything good
oh my keys glowing hotter we must be
getting close
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just hand over the microbots and nobody
gets hurt
microphone
microscope microfiber listen you useless
rusting hunk of scrambled circuitry
that is the only way to address a loyal
servant of the great and wise megatron
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the universal greeting
by wheat grana wheat
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those accursed autobots will pay for
their insulins
right
cash check or char braille attack
right what kind of attack would you like
thumbtack heart attack
income
oh never mind
i'll destroy the autobots myself
would you like to hear our specials of
the day warning biohazard property of
some dax systems
that doesn't sound bad at all
[Applause]
that takes care of both our problems
not really if those all spark infused
microbots could eat through a decepticon
imagine what they'll do to downtown
detroit
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this demonstration better be good your
approval rating has plummeted since the
sanitation dispute began
mr mayor i'm afraid we'd hit a little
glitch we're gonna have to postpone
is that garbage pile getting smaller
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mayor edsel is impressed mr powell
why yes it's well he should be
now
does some dac systems have a contract to
clean up the rest of the city mr mayor
stay here
fear not good people your garbage is
coming
if that scout hits the shore it's
bye-bye detroit
i have to stop it it was my bad attitude
that set this whole mess in motion
so now i'm either gonna make it right
or get eaten by microbots to save the
humans
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redgar
we need to keep the scowl from reaching
shore
and hope those microbots don't know how
to swim
now i am ratgar
i know what i am now and it's all thanks
to you
get away from those controls you
malfunctioning swag
you wouldn't dare do something that
all right
you forced me to make the ultimate
sacrifice
to do the one thing that requires more
courage than anything i've ever had to
do in my entire autobot career
i
apologize
come again
i take back every mean thing i ever said
about you
don't let others tell you what you are
you can be any bot you want to be you
mean i can be a hero
yes
and you can start by saving this city
from being consumed by a swarm of
out-of-control microbots
yes
i am rekhgar i am
a hero
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thank you
don't worry kid i'll pull you out
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ratchet you did it you saved the city
you're a hero he's no hero he destroyed
my microbots
in that case the mayor refuses to renew
your sanitation contract
listen up you organic meat buckets
either you settle this garbage dispute
here and now or i will dump you both in
the river
got it
well i
suppose we can service the
malfunctioning trash bots
and i suppose we can renew your contract
with a small increase
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what do you know
they like me
they really like me yes i got away with
words
fear not fellow creatures of the deep i
am rekhgar i am a hero
and excuse me can someone give me a hand
or fin
anyone
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02x04 - Garbage In, Garbage Out
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The show is set in its own stand-alone continuity, separate from any other previous Transformers continuities.