02x05 - Velocity

[bunniefuu]

transformers

is

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this is a waste of time we're never

gonna find that all-spark fragment

the signal was coming from this sector

and if we can track it so can the

decepticons

what's there hurry

i know those cars

they're street demons me and sorry watch

them race on tv all the time

amateurs i'll show them a real street

demon

one side gentlemen fastest thing on the

wheel's drawing through

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so you want to drag do you not now those

drivers need help but i can catch this

guy

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i think

think calm thoughts

and don't move

hey

could i get your autograph

it's for my human friend sorry

looks like this one needs a repair shop

you mean a hospital

you mean a prison ward matter of fact i

am arresting both of these rocket

jockeys

been after them for weeks they're part

of an underground racing circuit you

mean they race in tunnels

underground as in illegal as in they

race in the streets and don't care who

gets hurt

that's not what sorry told me

what purpose does this street race serve

what else they get a couple million

pay-per-view customers for their pirate

broadcast then it's kaching kaching big

bucks

hey you tried to nail again a blue car

did you

how'd you know

but we've gotta find that blue racer if

i could just use my old turbo boosters

not a chance last time you use those

things you nearly flattened sorry and

prime it's not fair nothing on earth is

faster than me unless

he's not from earth think about it only

a decepticon could be that fast perhaps

but then why didn't it att*ck us why did

it just run a couple of organics off the

road in any case we can't have you

causing more accidents with your turbo

boosters

you lied to me you knew those street

demon races were illegal so it's not

costing us anything

how does pay-per-view not cost anything

uh fine i pirated the signal big deal

you said so yourself those races are

illegal

so if they break the law that makes it

okay for you to do it too

lighten up bulkhead we're supposed to be

the fun bots remember yeah but we still

got to set a good example she looks up

to us

hello she looks up to everybody hey

don't worry big guy i'll straighten the

kid out

quick show me those races but what about

well done keep the volume down so it

doesn't come back

great detroit master disaster here with

the hottest straight racing action in

all the motor city

see that blue racer has he been in all

the races i guess

can you figure out where those

broadcasts came from

piece of cake

the broadcast came from a piece of cake

never mind

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this is where sorry said the signal was

coming from

here they come

and here i go

what in the name of henry ford

where did that clown car come from

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go show that buttinski that my races are

by invitational

now

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okay

why'd you guys all stop

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hey wait back off william

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nice let's hit him again best day in my

life when i found this baby

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so

you want to play rough

try this on for size

don't move a muscle or a piston or

whatever it is you order about things

move

your master disaster from tv

ah

a loyal paying customer

well

loyal anyway

so what do you know about that blue

racer that just kicked the chrome out of

me

my store attraction

you could say he doesn't make a move

without me

so you know the driver or is there a

driver what do you mean

you can't have a car without a driver

well

present company accepted anyway forget

about him

the next real race is at 2 a.m under the

elevated roadways near dixon werner you

in

will that blue buzz b*mb be there

will you show up if he is

slag yeah in that case you can count on

it

with that autobot in the race we'll

triple our audience of course if our new

friend happened to suffer a tragic

accident

we could make even more

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i hope this isn't too hot

aren't you gonna get that

what

oh uh nope see i've got this weird cell

phone contract can't take any calls

after six o'clock i definitely have to

switch sorry bumblebee you should have

been here i couldn't b*at the blue racer

even with my turbo boosters oh and uh

keep bulkhead busy for another hour

sorry

either

hello

let's swing to megatron the r spark

fragment signal i was tracking has

disappeared again

rubbish all spark fragments don't

disappear

keep searching

and all spark fragment

that blue racer is behind this

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sorry

you would not believe what happened i'm

gonna be in the next race but you still

gotta keep okay distracted until i

i'm real disappointed in you two oh

lighten up bulkhead sometimes you just

gotta bend the rules this isn't bending

and shredding

but what if i told you i'm positive that

blue racer is a decepticon and that

blitzwing is nosing around the races

looking for an all-spark fragment

and i bet i can find it too

but only if i run in tonight's race

please

well

okay

but only if you promise you won't go off

on some wild grease chase without me

i promise

where'd you learn that

from you

all right

so

who's running this racket hey i get paid

real good to be in these races

why should i tell you huh

because with all the charges they got

against you the next time you go racing

you'll be using a walker i can't name

names but if you happen to be in the

vicinity of dixon vernon it too

not that you'll ever get there in time

hey relax

i know lots of shortcuts

this is why i hate machines

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you're not leaving without me

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it's too dangerous

what about the stuff you said about

bending the rules

uh

yeah yeah i did say that but you still

can't go

and you gotta promise you won't tell

bulkhead oh don't worry i promise

okay

come on what's the matter don't you

trust me yeah like i trust myself

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we got lots of new subscribers for

tonight's race

good news travels fast

just like you

huh he's even sleazier in person

look what just rolled in

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you don't fool me decepticon

i'm picking up an ospark fragment

but not from him i'm gonna check it out

sorry wait

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huh

okay fellas we're on in two minutes

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quick let me in hey give that back your

little faith

you stole something

like you're such a shining example mr

across my fingers just go

the race only starts when i say it

starts

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what'd you get yourself into now

bumblebee

i guess it's time for me to

chill outs autobots

this is an all spark fragment

that's what black swing was hanging

around

that was

ah

wow

uh

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that was fun let's do it again

concrete

turn left

turn left

turn left hey if i want a backseat

driver i'll call my

mother-in-law that's benzone's car

oh isn't that cute

they're twins

readings indicate that one of them has

the all spark fragments

i will destroy them both

why would i pull a bald-headed skull

like that

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hey

you know that's coming out of my

paycheck

how come your interior's so much cleaner

than mine

maybe because it's not on fire

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he's still coming maybe this will slow

him down

what is happening why can't i control

myself

not said i ever could

see

this is how master disaster fixed his

races by making the blue racer do

whatever he wanted

well that's the trouble with bending the

rules they usually snap right back in

your face

and now to finish this

never give up

never surrender

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a little warning next time

oh lucky i landed on something soft

okay blitzwing

put up your hands

my pleasure

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listen up guys

blitzwing is around here somewhere

oops

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i told you to stay out of the way

where do you get the idea that you can

just do whatever you want

i can't imagine

mister you just been cancelled

i think we all agree that this device

and it's all sparked fragments

are best kept in a safe place

and i promise from now on no one gets to

bend the rules um yeah and while we're

on that subject

you're cutting off my pirated satellite

tv why

because it's time i started setting a

better example for you

well don't try too hard

i might not recognize you

hey you

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thanks who is that guy

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