02x12 - A Bridge Too Close

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Transformers

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foreign

in honor of your successful construction

of my space Bridge the time has come to

officially initiate you both into the

ranks of the Decepticons

now repeat

rips to me I pledge my uncle

unquality to Megatron and the Decepticon

cause

I shall devote my spark to achieving our

goal of a Decepticon controlled

Cybertron by any means necessary

necessary

and annihilate all who have driven us

from our rightful Homeworld

surrender is not an option surrender is

not enough not an option welcome Brave

Decepticons your destiny away

rise up and serve your new master

there's gonna be oil right with this all

spark fragment powering my space Bridge

nothing will stand in the way of victory

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if you would do us the honor

foreign

the power sequencing won't respond

perhaps I've misinterpreted the

schematic

base bridge is to become a reality it

would appear I shall require additional

help

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ah never before have I seen a more

impressive group of little Fighting

Machines and pretty good looking if I do

say so myself

the pompous bag of both Megatron both

know what hit him you'll be crushed in

our wake

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us against Megatron are you insane

I think I just sprang an oil leak

silence you fool Megatron is a worthless

pile of scrap metal compared to my

genius brilliant observation brilliant

but your Genius pales in comparison to

the genius of our leader the original

Starscream

well I could listen to this one all day

talking about I am the original

Starscream liar I am the original Star

scream

said I was the original Starscream you

just did right now no I didn't yes you

did no I didn't yes you did no I didn't

oh haven't you figured it out yet he's a

pathological liar each of us clones

represents one aspect of your

personality he's a coward he's an

egomaniac he's a suck up he's a liar

yeah I'm not so which part of me did you

come from don't ask

ah this is going to be a long orbital

cycle

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the Decepticon uprisings at the rim of

the Galaxy are straining Autobot forces

to the breaking point excellent

but I've got a more immediate problem

track down cybertron's top space Branch

technician and deliver him to Earth as

soon as possible by any means necessary

the future of a Decepticon Victory

depends on it one moment Excellency

while I access the cybertronian data net

and that's odd what is I've Tracked Down

cybertron's top space bridge expert but

he's not on Cybertron then where is he

on Earth

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can I move I'm getting a cramp I guess

we can take a break

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it's a very

interesting

I just didn't think my head was so big

that's your leg oh

it's called an abstract you know like a

human artist Picasso very early cubism

oh looks more like very early oil spill

this Autobot is a rather unique case

according to his file he scored higher

than any cybertronian scientist on his

space Bridge aptitude test yet seems to

have no other discernible skills I don't

care if he knows his crankcase from his

drive shaft

all that matters is his ability to

complete the space Bridge

but an Autobot will never cooperate

willingly with the Decepticons that

won't be a problem

I plan to make him an offer he cannot

refuse

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foreign

or perhaps some trees nature can be very

inspiring

maybe it should have a caption you know

so people can tell what it's supposed to

be hey

maybe I was wrong about the color and

the trees now I think it needs a longer

caption

where are you going to find another

canvas this one's ruined

way to go guys

the importance of this Mission cannot be

underestimated I will handle the

Autobots

Buckhead myself

but while I'm away I need the two of you

to pick up an item for me at some Dark

Tower a little something that should

help convince the autobot to cooperate

with us what old Grand and glorious one

the professor cannot be trusted alone

with the new recruit who will keep an

eye on him

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I just want them to like my work

but artists are supposed to paint what

they feel

you can't worry about what other people

think I'm not sure I can do that well I

think you should listen to sorry

if you want to paint a bunch of ugly

squiggly blotches then who am I to tell

you that it stinks I really think it

stinks

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Megatron

dad

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he's alive my dad's still alive Megatron

must have been holding him hostage this

whole time

I was working in this whole time

without you saying my dad would never

can we talk about this later

foreign

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too

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moving to intercept

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I just nailed that lousy Decepticon how

you holding up Vulcan

okay

all right Zippy start talking

first of all the names not Zippy as a

matter of fact I don't believe I've ever

met another bad name Zippy someone could

only assume that you came up with Zippy

in reference to my speed which may be

technically accurate but relax a certain

creativity

more to the point the name's blur I'm an

Autobot intelligence agent sent to this

planet by the elite guard to keep an eye

on Optimus Prime and his crew as well as

models of Decepticon activity and you

might try to test this moment

surveillance designed to uncover

Megatron's pop to conquer Cybertron

everything was going according to plan

when I intercepted a communication

between the Decepticon double agent they

were in the Mr plot in the impression of

an unsuspecting all about which now from

the status of the current ground

situation appears to have been

successful got that so far uh

could you repeat the last part which

last part oh everything after the name's

not zippy

head Professor sumdak are you all right

Sorry's been worried silence Autobots as

improbable as it may seem by the looks

of you I have it on good authority that

you are quite the genius when it comes

to space Bridge technology equally

improbable is the fact that I now need

your help

never gonna happen Megatron not as long

as I have an ounce of spark left in my

chamber have it your way Autobot why

don't you show our guests what you

picked up at some deck Tower

refuse to cooperate with us and I will

have no choice but to cut on your head

and replace it with this Headmaster unit

been there done that the answer still no

oh so very brave love you of course your

suffering will be relatively insecurric

and compared to what your friends will

endure when I destroy them using your

body

discovering with Professor Thumbtack

no you wouldn't no let's test that

theory shall we

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yo Max I hate to complain but we're

running a little low on oil

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you have no friends here Autobot and

when I'm finished you'll have no friends

anywhere

okay okay

you win

I'll help finish your space Bridge

thank you

wise move Autobot

foreign

so let me get this straight you're an

Autobot intelligence officer and you

found Megatron's hideout

that is correct Optimus Prime I have

already reported my findings to the

elite guard requesting immediate

reinforcements but it was informed that

the additional support would be delayed

due to the fact that the autobot bosses

are currently stretched tooth and

combating decepticon uprisings along the

edge of the Galaxy further intelligence

has also revealed that a human called

Isaac sundak has been cooperating with

the Decepticon Leader by reverse

engineering a space word schematic

stolen from your ship which Megatron

attempts to use to Stage a sneak att*ck

on cycle time from within while the

planet's defensive horses are right at

the weakest but he's running too

difficulty getting the device

operational

that's where your fellow buff comes in

earlier today I intercepted the

communication between Megatron and the

Decepticon double agent evolving a plot

to kidnap all about bulkhead after

discovering he's the Galaxy's foremost

expert in space Bridge technology first

require send me to some kind of work you

will undoubtedly have Diaries

back up did he just say bulkhead our

bulkhead nah an expert on anything

that's correct which brings us to argue

today when I attempted to thaw

Megatron's plans what the mission became

fatally compromised with some boss got

in the way no I'm not how many times do

I have to say I'm sorry man talk about

b*ating a dead spark plug besides if you

would have told us who you were from the

start none of this would have happened

that's not important now all that

matters is rescuing bulkhead ratchet

head for the ship and try to get them

back online one more time take sorry in

the all-spark fragments with you and

keep them safe the rest of you are with

me and blur transforming

you guys don't really think my dad is

working for Megatron do you to be honest

sorry I don't know what to believe just

just me you'll get him back here alive

I promise

wait wait what are you doing the hollow

cathode tube needs to connect directly

into the plasma Bridge neutralizer but

that puts it much too close to the

positive and negative grids resulting in

a massive voltage overload

not when multiple thrusters are being

driven by a single capacitor

are you forgetting about the plasma

discharge within the radial magnetic

field

that's it we're on break

some kind of a joke right

scheme to sabotage Megatron's project

but let me do the talking so it doesn't

sound quite so Preposterous why doesn't

anybody think I know anything

well for once I'm gonna be the one

telling somebody else what to do now go

make sure there's sufficient electron

energy exchange compared to the cavity

diameter and stop questioning me right

electron energy exchange I'll get right

on it I'm doing great

Megatron and forever see all my destiny

is the one true ruler of the Decepticons

new secondary clones aren't even worthy

to breathe my exhaust fumes

there must be a bigger pain in the gear

shaft than I thought well well look who

just got to the party

don't start with me woman

who's starting

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sorry about that

you don't have to apologize to me I was

apologizing to the ship

he

but there's still one thing we haven't

tried yeah but it's gonna be risky

what's that open spark surgery

we need to load the allspark fragments

into the ship's spark chamber The Chain

Reaction should provide enough of a

power boost to trigger a jump start

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there's a good coordinates if revealed

this could be the secondary coin to

enter into the excavation tunnels

towards Megatron is operating

the area is clear no sign of any

Decepticon energy signals

unfortunately the same cannot be said

for your energy signals Autobots

signal vampires created by your human

Professor have become quite useful

is it hot in here was it me

thanks Blitz brain

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okay I give I'm officially no longer the

fastest thing on wheels

I did what you asked now why don't you

let me and the professor go and we'll

call it even

all in due time Autobot are you certain

it will work this time oh absolutely

oh well too bad nothing anyone can do

now so I guess we'll just be going

and long last I will leave my troops

back to Cybertron and reclaim what is

rightfully mine

too bad there's nobody left for you to

lead Megatron

who are you calling nobody

so you two are working for Megatron now

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Megatron my old friend thanks for doing

all the hard work for me

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thank you

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