02x01 - The Elite Guard

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transformers

robots

is

this is a big cleanup job even for a

bunch of maintenance bots like us

uh one man

please don't hurt us

those humans were afraid of me

can you blame them after all we trashed

half their city i believe the

decepticons did most of the trashing i

liked it better when we were heroes

we're still heroes bulkhead

we just have to remind them

now let's all get back to work hey

where's bumblebee

isn't he supposed to be helping too

isaac someday's office please hold the

isaac some backs office please hold

the isaac some decks office no

professor someday still hasn't returned

from his extended vacation

of course someone's running a company

someone very capable

ah

no wonder my dad acted so crazy how do

you do this

mrs

as chairman of your board of directors

i've been going over the books and i see

you're still wasting valuable resources

searching for your missing father isn't

it time that you just accepted the fact

no he's my dad and if i were missing

he'd do the same for me

young lady there's no room for sentiment

in business a mere child can't be

entrusted to make sound decisions for

this company this company's name is

still some deck so until i find my dad

i'm staying right here and there's

nothing you can do about it

hold my calls i need a break

okay boss lady but you might want to

take a look at this all eyes are on the

sky as a mysterious unidentified object

from space has entered earth's

atmosphere heading straight for downtown

detroit

did you guys see that

it's kind of hard to miss

we better look into it transforming

all right secure the perimeter we're not

taking any chances is that

have your men stand down let us handle

this

oh what so you can wreck the other half

of the city i don't think so

robots

why did it have to be robots

ultra magnus sir

welcome to earth commander it's enough

set up a force shield to quarantine us

from those organics

you sure that's necessary commander i'd

like to get a closer look you might feel

different when the slime they spew out

melts through your armor plating and

rocks your circuits from the inside

really

i've had some experience with organics

and believe me nothing good can come

from contact with them isn't that right

optimus

what's the big idea

sentinel prime decontaminate optimus

prime and his crew

with pleasure sir

those were humans not space verticals

you tiny step out from behind your

overgrown towel

i don't think he remembers us

and that's just how i want to keep it

it is a completely unnecessary sentinel

can't risk an infestation old buddy take

it like a real butt

whatever went down between you and

optimus you don't need to hassle his

crew

they're trapped held against their will

you gotta get them out

no no i ain't about to provoke an

intergalactic incident i clean them up

as best i could sir but you know how it

is with these grease grunts

that will be all sentinel prime we've

wasted enough time and valuable

resources tracking down these stragglers

so if it's all the same to you we'll

just retrieve the all spark and be on

our way

yeah uh about the all spark funny story

uh it saw uh

what

the whole spark is destroyed not exactly

destroyed

sir more like its energy was uh

dispersed at least i i think it was oh

you've made some big time blunders in

your day optimus but this one tops them

all he's a swaggin hero for keeping it

from megatron and the decepticons stand

down rust bucket your boss is a lot of

things but hiro isn't one of them

we did a sweep of the entire planet not

one trace of decepticon energy

signatures that's because we kicked our

sorry solenoids you expect us to believe

that a bunch of glitch detail flunkies

could defeat megatron

why do we hide here like cowards we

should stand and fight their cursed

autobots

patients like nuts these carbon deposits

shield us from detection while we

recover from our last encounter with

them

besides i have my sights set on a far

bigger prize

cybertron

itself

that sounds crazy even to me

how dare you doubt the word of a

glorious leader

but master how will you pull off this

stunning victory

two things led to our defeat in the

great wars the all spark and the

autobots exclusive space bridge

technology the all spark as we know

is no longer a factor but during my

battle aboard the autobots ship i was

able to download a schematic for one of

their space bridges

intriguing if we reverse engineer the

technology we can construct our own

space bridge

to cybertron and conquer the planet from

within

there's just one glitch

the specs are incomplete

we will need assistance filling in the

gaps

and who better to assist than the master

of reverse engineering

professor

isaac someday

you cannot trick me into helping you

this time megatron

the autobots will come for me

and yet thus far they have not

why do you think that is

could it have something to do with the

fact that you resurrected their worst

enemy

right now the only thing keeping you

alive is your usefulness to me

i'll give you points for creativity on

your bogus story optimus but where's

your proof

show me one shred of evidence that the

allspark wasn't completely destroyed on

your watch

you have my word

we all know what that's worth don't we

come on bossbot why don't you stand up

for yourself

because he knows his place how about i

put you in your place

this cyber clown isn't worth

it down all of you

these are serious charges and they will

be investigated

optimus prime show us where this

supposed decepticon battle took place

your crew will remain here with jazz

until this matter is settled

as you know i scan some typical earth

vehicles sir so we won't attract

attention to ourselves

good work sentinel prime transformed

oh yeah no one's gonna notice that

look prime's okay

it's all right they're on our side

that's good because i was worried they

might you know

destroy something wait

what about the others

commander uh here on earth we drive on

the right side of the street ultra

magnus is not interested in the opinions

of a scrub

wait

space bridge i don't know anything about

space bridges i don't claim to know

anything about it this is not even my

area of expertise i do several mechanics

not teleportation

no

i'm sorry i won't complain anymore i

promise you

you did that on purpose to sabotage

megatron's brilliant plan

no no it just went crazy i swear

he's telling the truth

there is a fragment of the old spark

embedded in these circuits the all spark

may not have been completely destroyed

there may still be pockets of its energy

scattered all over this city

all over this planet

each one capable of instilling its life

force to the most basic cybernetic

construction

hello

there's a problem at the factory the

assembly line's gone haywire can't you

fix it i thought the company's name was

some deck

fine i'll do it myself with a little

help from my

assistant

hmm i wonder

organic contamination alert

contamination located what are you

calling contamination

stay cool and roll back off the ship

nice and easy like and don't even think

of spewing any air slime at me

slime what are you

oh

you're afraid of me aren't you

what's going on out here

guys

stay back you don't want to be slimed

relax that's just sorry she's perfectly

safe but sentinel is a glitch head

all due respect

crazy

these organics each have their own look

their own style

i need your help something's wrong at

one of my dad's assembly plants come on

no can do i got orders from ultra magnus

to stick with you yeah but he didn't say

where well

i have been itching to give my new

wheels a spin

besides any species that could come up

with a sweet ride like this can be all

bad

our ship is right up ahead but try to

keep quiet oh afraid there might still

be some big bad decepticons lurking in

the bushes

not decepticons

dinobots

i'll leave you alone as long as you

don't provoke them i don't need some

elite guard washout telling me how to

handle primitive technology that

technology is not as primitive as it

looks i don't recall asking you

sh**t

traffic lights traffic lights

that can't be good

i changed

these things are rolling off the

assembly line faster and i can smash

them

is it always like this on this crazy

planet pretty much

fine we're at the sundeck robot plant

and we're gonna need backup copy that

ratchet i'm on my way

behind you

the classic metallica five servos of

doom att*ck but have you seen this one

impressive

i guess you never got that far in your

cyber ninja training

so

thanks commander

we should return to the ship sir every

moment we're out here we risk organic

contamination

it's no use no matter how many we

destroy they just keep coming

then we need to shut down that assembly

line i'll do it

with my key

as long as this company's name is some

deck it's my responsibility

okay bulkhead ratchet bumblebee keep the

drones busy out here proud you and i

will sneak sorry inside through the

loading dock

now if i join you

go we'll hold them off here

use the key hurry

and that is why the company name is

sundak

disengage and retreat

whoa

now i get why they call you ultra magnus

my key it's stuck and i can't get it out

that panel's gonna overload

i think you've done enough optimus i'll

make sure you're trying for high treason

for destroying the all spark now come

with me no

that wasn't a request that's a direct

order optimus it's optimus prime i may

be an elite guard washout in a glitch

detail flunky but the last time i

checked you and i still have equal rank

so sentinel prime take your order and

your condescending attitude and stick in

your hard drive

you're on my turf now

warning next time what was that

your proof

definitely appears to be a fragment of

the old spark

apparently your story about dispersing

it may not be so far-fetched after all

but sir

you can't honestly believe that he's a

lying insubordinate crankshaft he may be

a little rough around the edges but in

the heat of battle optimus prime

exhibited the qualities of a true leader

strategic thinking determination

and above all

loyalty

something you could stand to learn a

thing or two about sentinel prime

how am i gonna explain this to mr powell

hey

why is

i regret to inform you that your

services will no longer be required the

board has unanimously elected me to take

over as ceo of some dac systems you

can't do that it's still my family's

company

is it

i took the liberty of doing some

research into your claim it might

interest you to know that there is no

will no birth certificate no adoption

paper social security number or any kind

of record whatsoever for a sorry some

deck are you saying i can't prove i'm

isaac some neck's daughter i'm saying

you can't even prove you exist

how would you like to be a robot boy you

would never have to take a bath go to

bed or go to the dentist you would

however suffer from things like torque

and structural failure catch robot boy

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