03x04 - Three's a Crowd

[bunniefuu]

transformers

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is

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i'm telling you that thing is staring at

me it's as if it's eyes are following me

wherever i go

it's offline

that is what i thought about megatron's

headwind

perhaps i should not have mentioned that

forget it we got bigger stuff to worry

about like rebuilding the space bridge

so we can warn cybertron that our head

of intel is a decepticon crater

at least the top of a tower is a better

place to build a space bridge than the

bottom of a mine

what was megatron thinking huh even a

basic bot knows that heavy mineral

deposits mess up wave transmissions

oh tell me about it i'm just happy that

i can finally sleep in my own bed again

well you're not gonna get much sleep if

we don't rebuild that plasma dynamic

thruster

all right don't rush me you are worse

than working for megatron

i mean not in the evil ruthless

threatened by life sense but i know what

you meant

besides i just spent the past sleepless

night overriding the decepticon signal

dampeners i was forced to create i just

hope your friends are able to track them

down now

signal's moving due north but we're

closing in fast

that'll be nice to have the element of

surprise for a change

signal's flowing down

now it's heading to south he's heading

right for

for the element of surprise

these all spark fragments should give

the power core a boost be careful

bulkhead we don't want to overload it

relax

when it comes to space bridges i know

what i'm doing

but i'm not so hot at structural

integrity

sorry i guess there are some drawbacks

to being in a tower

that bed i mentioned

i think i need to go and lie down on it

now

i'm gonna need some structural experts

to help clean this up

and i know just how to find them

oh yeah nice chassis just shake those

pistons baby

hey mix

check out the rare companion on that one

and they said we weren't supervising

material huh bring me another category

stand when you scrap

mix master and scrapper figures i'd find

you two rust buckets and a dump like

this

how'd you find us

your energy signatures you ain't taking

us down without a fight you got that

wait it's it's not like that i just want

to offer you a job a big job a job we

don't work for no cranking autobots no

more

we're decepticons now

yeah

then you see the stamp on the grill so

how come i don't see your buddies

anywhere

they didn't run out on you did they

they'll be back oh sure they will

so you're just gonna sit here and rest

while you wait for him good plan

hey hey hey what are you getting at

bulky i've got a job for you it's good

honest work

who's gonna know

i guess there ain't no rule against

moonlighting

but remember this is strictly off the

books

because if megatron never found out he

would blow a head gasket

right cause me and megatron we talk all

the time

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you weren't kidding that's a big job

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sure i had triple reinforced steel this

is gonna run you some serious overtime

bulky

take all the time you need guys

you know it's not too late to paint some

new logos on your chest

yeah i guess

i mean megatron had good oil and all but

his management skills stink

yo scrap what was that

i don't know mix but it's putting up a

fight

hey he's up on the clock

what the slag is that

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if i had to guess

a forklift a headmaster unit an

all-spark fragment and a whole lot of

trouble

what are you cogs looking at you want a

piece of me

try and you'll be going to scrap you're

on the cr*ck of box

whoa

someone's got a big chip on his engine

block you ever try working for a living

tiny taking orders from the man move

this move that well forget about it i'm

in charge now

who scored and made him boss that's dark

boss to you you got a problem with that

what no

oh stop you

it can't possibly be as big as the one

we've got here

what have you done with megatron

this probably wouldn't be a good time to

mention the whole trends warping

randomly around the galaxy deal would it

you and ratchet just keep him low to the

ground and distracted while prowl and i

try to get the stasis cuffs on him talk

for my

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prowl now

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fool your stasis cuffs are useless

unless they are linked

nice teamwork autobots

so uh

how do we get them out of there

okay

what would

okay you're the boss dirk boss

that's better

anyone else got a cranking problem

no no sir no cranking for nothing how

about you

polkhead

what is all this commotion

what are they doing here get them out of

here at once

yo where's this pip squeak get off

ordering us around i got here for my

turn

oh i mean

he doesn't order us around

i order him around

now get cracking on that plasma dynamic

thruster before i give you a face full

of wrecking ball

bulkhead is this some kind of

i said move it human i want it done

yesterday

yes sir

i take back what i said before you are

worse than working for megatron

oh at least he's safe now

i mean huh guess i showed him

say now that's what i'm talking about

spots like us we help build this city

and now we're gonna take a piece of it

back

with interest

yeah

but how think about it the city runs on

energy

electric

solar

natural gas and oil

did he say oil

yeah

and who's gonna protect all that

yeah

protect that's more like it i knew you

guys could do the right thing

what

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i move it you might heads i gotta get

this load of sheboygan

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i got you sheboygan right here

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guys wait you can't do that

wait a minute listen to me

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how long there's a new boss in town dog

boss

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we got a description of the perps

30-foot tall robotic rude

friends of yours

sorta

but they're good bots captain just

misprogrammed well if you see your good

bots you tell them i don't take kindly

to machines acting up in my town

don't worry i'll tell them

if i ever catch them

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you have not defeated me on the box not

as long as my voice synthesizer can

steal out to the name of megatron

where's bulkhead when you need him

forget the big guy

there's a mouth clamp when you need one

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hey

who puts the crood in crude oil mix

master and scrapper that's who

yeah

yo what's the matter with you we didn't

steal this oil just so you can't dazzle

the profits

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thank goodness i found you you said you

wanted it yesterday and then you wanted

the lab but i didn't want you to get

angrier so i figured please don't hurt

me i am a father take it easy professor

i was just playing along before so those

guys wouldn't hurt you oh you're talking

to big guy

i don't want to hear your lame excuses

human now fix it right this time and

make it snappy yes sir

humans huh what can you do what can you

do i'll tell you what we can do we can

squeeze them for every last drop of oil

they got

we can

the fossil fuel refinery has the biggest

oil supply in the city

but if we take them offline we'll have

the biggest supply the city will have no

choice but to come to us for oil no one

can stop us

no one except me

oh and how are you gonna stop us huh

bulky

like this

i don't think so

didn't think this through did you tough

bot

let's go boys

no

guys don't listen to us stop

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it's dangerous good innocent people are

gonna get hurt

will someone get rid of that thing we

got work to do

and besides

if you blow up the refinery where will

you get more oil

oh

we didn't think of that no

i don't take it around here savvy

take them offline

now

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that sounds like bulkhead's in trouble

let's get it fixed on a signal and move

what about the decepticon our friend is

more important

besides

he's not going anywhere

transform and roll out

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not for long

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oh man what a waste of good oil

yo

that oil ain't for drinking it's for

t*rture our refinery and our friend

bulkhead here is gonna do the torching

for us

ain't that right bulkhead

him

what about me i mean

can't build a house without busting a

few bricks

it's just business mix nothing personal

yo scrap get back here

come on

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professor sundak

optimus prime thank goodness i found you

it's those horrible constructor cons

they're going to blow up the fossil fuel

refinery and bulkheads with them yes but

don't worry he's just pretending to be

with them to protect me

pretty convincing act

sorry guys can't help it someone's

making me do this

got that right mook i'm the boss around

here dark boss now clamp that jaw and

dent the offender so we can finish this

yarn

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well you slag that annoying little

pipsqueak already what are you calling

pipsqueak shortstop

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watch the sparks there's oil everywhere

okay it's me prime i don't want to hurt

you

i know neither

do i

oh

thanks stockbot

this is squeaking servos against the

grease

your moocs ain't going nowhere

time for a little manual control

i still don't have time for this

that t*nk's gonna blow we can't contain

the fire

perhaps we can transport it

the plasma dynamic thruster great idea

professor

wait

isn't that the thing that sent megatron

transwarping randomly around the galaxy

well yeah but i think i can reprogram it

for a shorter distance

i hope you know what you're doing

let's go

how for the world cubs

oh

it's over

not quite we still have a decepticon to

haul away

uh big decepticon

looks like someone b*at us to it

wherever lugnut is now he's out of

scanning range

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you promise me you will

never speak of this to megatron

oh i promise

so

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