02x10 - Secret Science

[bunniefuu]

hmm

huh

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wait

shockwave should have known we'd have

the same idea for tracking down

starscream real jack attaching a tracker

was the most logical approach

however it has proven

ineffective

not to mention disgusting irrelevant to

optimize the chances of locating

starscream we will combine our resources

yeah that'd be fun but you know that's

never gonna be

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it was not a request

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um

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you will provide me with supplemental

scientific input on locating starscreen

by the forge you didn't

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you did

you got a gravity modulator working

no

do not

touch oh

you evil genius

using a force field for a heat sink

fantastic oh i can fix this leaky

energon filtration unit for you

oh

you have one of my mega magnetizers that

is not a mega magnetizer that is my

magnetic mangler oh i love what you did

with the energon coupling here

yes it took me hundreds of cycles to

perfect megatron never saw the value in

it but it clearly has immense

destructive capabilities

yeah and it makes picking up tools so

much easier

well it has been great catching up but i

really gotta go

you will assist me in finding starscream

i won't be doing that

then bumblebee will become my next test

subject

i know what happens to your test

subjects

you are needed on the bridge now

get to work scanning the creature's

neural circuits

my hand remains to ensure your

compliance

oh

shockwave

how am i supposed to destroy starscream

when the main cannons are offline

lord megatron starscream's att*ck damage

the ship's energon ionizer necessitating

a thorough excuses fix my ship or we

will see if sound wave is better suited

to your responsibilities

now go

and you have you found a weakness in

starscream's monstrosities yet bludgeon

is working on it right now

ah

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come on come on

so how long have you been an autonomous

four-digit actuator energon clamp

i bet you get more done with one hand

than most bots do with two huh

blaster

wow didn't think that would work

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now you're going to test my drone

controller

good

now cut my stasis cuffs off

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you okay

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a hard light hologram

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now it's your turn

want me to fix that for you

unnecessary

it is difficult being the only genius

level decepticon i totally agree you and

i share the same problem we do not have

the most astute leaders want me to fix

that for you

if megatron's ratio of leadership acumen

versus tactical failure falls any lower

i will be forced to

supplant him

i totally agree

want me to fix that

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just once i'd like to take an oil bath

that wasn't recycled

not gonna happen

oh

okay lefty close the door

oh

lefty time for you to party

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what's the matter bludgeon not used to

fighting face to face

would you rather s*ab me in the back

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why won't you talk

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i love this thing

you have outlasted your usefulness

that's why i'm leaving but i should warn

you things here are getting a little out

of hand

farewell real deck

wave get up here immediately

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seems like you should lend your boss a

hand another one anyway

until next time

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millions of cycles

decepticons have shown us nothing but

cruelty

after all this time one of you finally

changed for the better

slipstream was the only one truly

looking beyond our differences and you

you this is for slipstream

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shockwave is really going to get it for

this

what is the meaning of this my lord i

have discovered the solution to

controlling starscream's creatures

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hey

weightlessness is good for the joints

bye now

thanks real jack

sometimes anti-gravity modulators and

magnetic rays are mightier than the

sword

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