03x04 - My Precious

[bunniefuu]

HOD
ODIN'S BLIND SON.

IN NORSE MYTHOLOGY,
HE INADVERTENTLY KILLS BALDER

AND INITIATES THE GREAT BATTLE
BETWEEN GODS AND GIANTS: RAGNAROK.

[door closes]

Where's Magne?

[Ran] How did it go?

As well as it could have.

When Magne's boat stopped, I left him.

When I came back,
both Magne and his boat were... not there.

[Laurits] Did you get O to att*ck him?

- [Ran] That's what he's made for, right?
- [Laurits] No.

It's not big enough yet.

Oh... it is.

Isn't it strange that I know your child
better than its own mother does?

Did you get it to k*ll my brother?

- [door opens]
- [Magne] Hi.

[door closes]

Thanks for waiting.

Yeah, where, uh... Where did you go?

The engine broke and you left.

Yeah, well, I left to get some help,

but when I came back, you were gone.

Hmm.

Did anything happen out there?

I went fishing.

Then I was towed to shore.

Catch anything?

I caught a big fish.

But I lost it.

I'll take a shower.

[footsteps receding]

[Laurits] Guess you don't need me anymore.

[door opens]

- [door closes]
- It was the wrong spot.

Right? The serpent was somewhere else...

[panting]

[breathing heavily]

I'll find you. I'll find you.

[thunderclap]

O!

Little O!

We need to have a serious talk,
you and me.

I need to talk to you.

[woman ] It's so hot here.

[woman ]
That's the joy of climate change.

[Laurits] No, no, no.

No, no. You can't... You can't be here.

Go away.

You can't be here.

The fjord is dangerous.
There's been a leak.

Cadmium and mercury.

Just go!
Go up in the mountains. Much nicer.

- Okay.
- It's from the factory, so just...

Come on, go. Come on.

- [knock at door]
- [gasps]

[Saxa] Darling, are you still in there?

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

I just took a shower.

You've been in there for over an hour.

[coughs] Yeah.

Fjor says you won.

Yeah, the engine broke, so I...

I think someone messed with it.

Typical Fjor.

He's so scared of you. [chuckles softly]

[Magne] I'll take it.

Do you like it?

The bag. Do you like it?

Oh, I love it. Yeah.

Thank you so much.

I'm going downstairs.

["Sympati For Djevelen" playing]

[footsteps approaching]

[Jens] Good morning and welcome.

My name is Jens
and I will be your server today.

Today's special is avocado toast
with poached egg.

- Also, we have...
- I'm not feeling well today.

Can we just drop all this stuff?

What is it?

Yesterday you came home...

you sat down, you didn't talk to me.

Then you watched Finding Nemo twice.

And last night was
the first night we didn't have sex.

So... [chuckles softly]

Can't you just tell me what's wrong?

I... I can't.

[Magne] What can you see on the sonar?

Mostly fish. Schools of fish.

What about metal objects?

You'll need some different equipment.

But that could be acquired if you want.

What will it cost?

What are you looking for?

I lost a hammer in the fjord.

[scoffs] You won't find a hammer
at the bottom of this fjord.

The Edda Fjord is
one of the deepest fjords in the country.

Over a kilometer deep at the middle.

[Magne grunts]

EDDA HIGH SCHOOL

- [school bell ringing]
- [Saxa] Something wrong?

No.

Hello. There you are.

Yeah. Here I am.

[Laurits] Could the two of us just...

[Magne] Mmm-hmm.

[Saxa scoffs]

What happened on the fjord yesterday?

I should ask you the same thing.

That thing I caught,

was that the snake you brought home
from the hospital?

You saw Little O?

Little O?

That thing is dangerous.

Yeah.

But it's my child.

Your child?

Have you lost your f*cking mind?

[sighs]

[clears throat] Let me talk.

You often get lost in your own darkness.

[door closes]

So...

you two will be
charged with a drug offense

in accordance with
the Pharmaceuticals Act, paragraph ,

and the Narcotics Act, paragraph .

This is not about just any drug,
human daughter.

Henbane and wormwood
harvested at the new moon

creates an opportunity to travel in time.

So it's nothing as simple as marijuana.

We're still looking into
what was in that joint.

So if there are hallucinogens in there,
it's still a breach of the Narcotics Act.

Its purpose was more important
than you would ever understand.

[male officer] Hmm.

Oh, uh, but, I also have to
remind you that you were convicted

of unlawful entry into Jutul Industries.

And the fact that
you're now disturbing public order

doesn't do you any favors.

Do you really think
the police are doing themselves any favors

by holding us overnight
without actually knowing

what was in that alleged joint?

We haven't been offered any food or drink.

Wotan is chronically ill

and hasn't been given access
to his medicines.

We haven't been given a chance
to speak to our lawyer,

and just let me remind you

that this is a breach
of our constitutional rights.

So, who really has the biggest issue here
do you think?

Can we talk for a minute?

[both] Yeah.

- [door opens, closes]
- Kiwi...

have you ever considered
if the world has bigger plans for you?

Every day.

That's why I take my medicine, boss.

[indistinct chatter]

[glass clinking]

- [woman] Oh.
- [Fjor clears throat] Right. Everybody.

We wanted to gather the management

because we, in the ownership group,

have decided to do some restructuring.

[woman] Hmm. Okay.

- Which is... [clears throat]
- Go on.

Yeah.

[Saxa] We have decided that I will join
the management, with immediate effect,

at the same level as Fjor.

And we would like to celebrate
with a dinner tonight.

I can't make it, by the way.

What?

I have to prepare my speech
for the stockholders.

- What speech?
- The one I should have written last week.

- Cheers.
- [all] Cheers.

Look forward to seeing you all later.

[indistinct chatter]

Is it, uh...

Is it here, or...

[Turid] It's in the cupboard by the stove,

on the bottom shelf, all the way in.

I'm having paella.

Yeah, no, it's not that.
No, I'm making a stew.

No, I was speaking to Erik.
We're going out to eat.

We ate mussels yesterday
and I got so sick.

- She was drunk as a skunk.
- That's not true!

It was the mussels, I swear.

[pots clattering]

No, f*ck, ugh! There's a beetle inside.

[Turid] You can just wash it away.

[Laurits] Ugh!

Hi, Fjor!

Oh, are you making dinner together?

Uh, Mom... Mom, I, uh... I'll call you back.

Okay. Hasta la vista, then.

What are you doing?

Uh, I'm making food for O.

By the way, it looks horrible.

I don't know what happened.
It's covered in wounds.

- Yeah, because the fjord is poisoned.
- Hmm.

I tried to get it to follow orders,
but that didn't work.

You're moving too fast.

He's not ready yet.

Is anything distracting you, Laurits?

I heard you're seeing someone.

Mmm-hmm.

So when do I get to meet that person?

[chuckles] Come on, we're family, right?

Why don't you tell me who it is?

[choking]

[strained breathing]

Unlock your phone, Laurits.

[grunts]

Unlock it now.

[grunts]

Thank you.

Hey... [laughs]

It's Jens from the Grill.

You're so cute together.

[sighs]

It almost feels like
you're getting cold feet.

I think you're protecting Magne.

But, I think I just found the person
you are more willing to protect.

So now,
I'll let you choose who is going to die.

This guy...

the love of your life...

or will you get
your offspring under control

and get it to k*ll Magne?

Your choice.

Search ocean floor metal object.

[line ringing]

[man] Hi, this is Deep Sea Explorer.

Uh, I wanted to check
if you could help me find,

um, a large metal object...

that was dropped from a boat
on the Edda Fjord yesterday.

- Frida will contact you.
- [door opens]

- She's our expert on...
- [line disconnects]

[door closes]

So you're just chilling?

I'm gaming.

Oh, yeah, that's nice.

You're gaming, while I've been reinstated
in all parts of the company.

Why don't you put on
the suit I bought you?

We're going to dinner.

I don't think I can make it.

Yes, you will.
Fjor has just canceled on me.

And I want you there with the hammer,
just in case.

In case of what?
You said Fjor isn't going.

Magne, being with me
comes with responsibilities.

You can't sit there like a teenager.

But I don't have the time to come.

You're in high school.
You have time if I say you have time.

- Am I your bodyguard?
- Call it what you want.

You're my houseboy.

I'm your sugar mama.

My God, I'm joking.

I'm joking.

Come... houseboy?

- [sniffling]
- [Jens whistling]

[door closes]

Hey, hey.

[faint music playing through headphones]

What's up?

Nothing. It's just very strong.

[sniffles, sighs]

- Hey.
- No, don't.

- But it's not important.
- Yes, it is.

[chuckles softly]

I think we should sit down.

Come.

Laurits...

you can talk to me about anything,

no matter how sick or bad,
or uncomfortable it is.

I love you.

And I understand everything.

Even if you have cold feet about us.

No.

It's not that.

I'm not human.

I'm half Giant, half God.

And my other family, the Jutuls,
they're all Giants.

And they want to k*ll Magne
because he is Thor,

and he has
the most powerful w*apon in the world.

The thing is, I have a w*apon, too.

I gave birth to a serpent.

Your tapeworm?

[footsteps approaching]

Ibsen is our newest board member.

He's in charge of off-shore investments.

Not that tie. We'll borrow one from Fjor.

If you're bored,
you can talk to Moland's wife.

She's very down to earth.

- Remember that she is wife number two.
- [phone vibrates]

[voicemail] Hi, this is Frida
from Deep Sea Explorer. Please call me.

I have to go. I can't come.

What?

- That's more important than my dinner?
- Yeah, I'm sorry.

[Frida] It will cost millions.

You have to search the bottom
with a special submarine.

[Magne] They found the Titanic.

That was a giant ship.
You're talking about a hammer.

There are weeds and large rocks,

and visibility is just
half a meter at the bottom.

- It's impossible.
- Can't you just...

Listen, it's only a hammer. Forget it.

[Little O screeches in distance]

f*ck!

[Laurits] Come on. Sweetie?

Come on. Can you smell that?

- [Jens] Yeah, um...
- It's dinner.

I just want to be sure,

so now we're basically helping Fjor
by feeding the serpent,

so it can grow bigger and... and k*ll Magne?

I don't want it to k*ll Magne.

It was just to buy myself some time, but...

Fjor won't ever just leave us alone.

It's either you or Magne.

There's no way out.

Um...

When I was in seventh grade,

I had a huge crush on my gym teacher.

I didn't tell anyone
because I was embarrassed.

But one day I met Leonard...

and he was amazing.

We went for walks,
I could tell him everything.

He understood everything, and he listened.

The thing is,
Leonard only existed in my imagination.

And it helped me.

You... You don't believe me?

[water gurgling]

[water splashing]

[Little O chittering]

Watch out. Hey! Hey! Don't touch him.

- You hear me?
- [raspy growl]

You have to come when I call for you.

[snarling]

It's good to see that you're okay,
but Mom is disappointed in you.

You can't just eat things others give you.

You can't just take innocent people.

Show me that you're ashamed.

- [low growl]
- Hey!

[Little O chittering]

[door opens]

[door closes]

[Magne sighs]

Hi, Magne. Nice to see you.

Did you just drop by?

I'm just going to grab a beer.

I've had a bit of a... strange day.
[chuckles nervously]

You want one?

[refrigerator opens, closes]

[beer can opens]

[belching]

[belching]

[beer can opens]

Where's Laurits?

[indistinct chatter on laptop]

[Fjor sighs softly]

[door opens]

[door closes]

What are you doing here?

You and I are making a new deal.

Listen to me now.

You're going to leave us alone. All of us.

[video pauses]

You don't touch O, you don't touch Magne,
and you don't touch Jens.

I find it fascinating how you can just

make demands
without having anything to offer.

Fjor? Are you out of your f*cking mind?

Why didn't you just give it to me?
It's mine, dammit!

Now there's nothing
to stop them from k*lling all of us.

I didn't have a choice.
He promised to leave us alone.

- You, too.
- [Jens] v*olence isn't the answer.

Shut the f*ck up. Why are you talking?

That's the most dangerous thing
you could have done.

You can't trust a Giant, Laurits.

I'll talk to the others. You fuckhead.
Oh, for f*ck's sake!

You think they'll show up
after you being such an idiot?

They will when they hear
the Giants have the hammer.

There are more gods?

[whistling]

[ravens cawing]

[cawing]

[door opens]

[door closes]

[Saxa] Hi. It was actually
a very successful dinner.

Is Magne home yet?

No.

He'll be here soon.

Why is that so important,
to tell me that he'll be here soon?

It's to remind you who's in charge.

[scoffs] There are no limits to
what you do for a bit of power, are there?

I have seen it.

How you have cowered in fear.

So everything's been worth it.

Strangely enough, I'm not afraid anymore.

Now it's your turn.

[Fjor sighs]

- Oh, dear, oh, dear.
- [gasps]

That really scared you.

Who is going to help you now?

Magne? He won't come.

- Fjor.
- [shushing]

You wouldn't have hesitated a second
to have me k*lled

if I didn't do exactly what you told me.

But you don't have that option anymore.

Maybe we put the collar back on you.

This isn't personal.

It's just business, dear sister.

When this year's contestants meet
for the first time on Paradise Beach,

they'll be in for a little surprise.

This time,
there will be snakes in paradise.

- [music playing]
- [director] Cut.

[camera beeps]

Hey, uh, I don't know how it got in there,
but there's a raven in your room.

[ravens cawing]

Just, uh, keep going.

[thunder rumbling]

[ravens cawing]

You've gotta be kidding me.

[Magne] I've been thinking.
I have a suggestion.

Who said you are leading this meeting?

- Sorry if I've been a jerk.
- Yeah, you have been.

- But I am the only...
- [Harry] No, you are not anymore.

You canceled the battle
and you don't have the hammer.

We're only here
because Wotan said it's important.

Are you even fighting
on the side of the Gods

when you're dating a Giant?

[Magne] We're not together anymore.

But, uh...

Why are you walking around
in those clothes? Take a look at yourself.

They are three.

We are four. We have to use that.

What about Laurits?
We need him on our side.

We can't trust him.
I don't want to be around him.

[Harry] Since when is that your decision?

I am a warrior god,
and we're about to go to w*r.

Maybe you should listen to me.

Sounds like you're fighting each other
more than you'll fight the Giants.

[Wotan laughs]

The first sensible thing
anyone has said tonight.

While I have you here, I, uh...

- just want to apologize for...
- Just be quiet, Laurits.

You did the worst thing you could've done,
and you told a human everything.

[sighs]

[Laurits] Good night.

Wait. You can't just bow out.

This is your family.

[Magne] I won't have Laurits in this
and that's that.

[Wotan] Magne.

There's only one way
to restore the balance,

and that involves Laurits.

And now you need to listen carefully.

If you don't help us now,
the world, as we know it, will end.

The end of us all.

We need that hammer back.

Our advantage is that
the Giants don't know how it works.

I know what we must do.

In other words, what you must do.

- [Fjor sighs softly]
- [footsteps approaching]

[Ran] Did Magne give you the hammer?

No, he hasn't.

He just lost it.

- Lost it?
- Mmm-hmm.

- Where's Saxa?
- She's a traitor.

I assume she's not coming back.

- Did you...
- No.

I just scared her a little.

Okay.

[ominous whispers from hammer]

Ah, ah, ah. That's mine.

What are you thinking?

We'll att*ck them
when they least expect it.

There's no hurry when we have this.
They have no chance.

[door opens, closes]

That's Saxa coming back
to beg us to take her back in.

I'll deal with it.

I thought you were out.

[Laurits] Yeah.

I just wanted to see you topless
one last time.

Have you considered creating
an Instagram account?

I think you have potential.

Look at that. Very nice.

But you can't use it.

Uh, yeah.

Uh... No, you can't.

[scoffs] But I mean,
you're more than welcome to try.

Throw it.

Throw it.

Or are you afraid of k*lling
your own family?

Come on, throw it.

Come on. I'm ready.

Throw it.

Do it.

[hammer clangs]

[Fjor gasping]

Maybe it's about time
you started believing what I tell you.

The hammer is the greatest w*apon
and only Magne can use it.

He doesn't have it, so he can't hurt us.

No, but the Gods won't leave you alone
for a single moment

until they have it back.

They outnumber you.

And they've started plotting already.

Why are you helping me?

Because I actually liked my life

before the hammer made
everyone around me completely insane.

- What do you think we should do then?
- We destroy it.

We go together and throw it
in the eternal fire, where it came from,

so it disappears from this world.

A swish, all my problems will be solved.

And that goes for you, too.

[sighs]

[Harry] You found your own clothes.

- [laughs]
- [Wotan] Let's listen to Magne.

All right. Everyone ready?

You know where to stand and what to do?

All right. I'm off.

Wait, wait.

We'll do what we planned, right?

Yeah, of course.

[door opens]

- [door closes]
- [Magne] Okay, we're a team.

Let's get the hammer back.

[Ran] Are you still here?

Laurits isn't here yet.

Have you considered that
he might actually be making a plan,

along with his God friends?

That he's betraying us?

He's half God.

He's the one who gave me the hammer.

- [door opens]
- [Laurits] Hello!

[door closes]

[footsteps approaching]

Shall we go?

Put on something nice.

And I'll... take that.

[Magne] Harry, are you in position?

Yeah. I have a clear view of the driveway.

[Magne] Iman, are you in position?

[Iman] We're ready.

- Hello?
- [phone ringing]

Have they left yet?

No activity yet.

What? Haven't they left yet?

f*ck.

[vehicle approaching]

Here goes Fjor and Laurits.

Okay. Laurits hasn't texted me.

f*ck. I told you we couldn't trust him.

Fjor is alone in the car.

There's something wrong here.

f*ck this sh*t.

- [phone beeps]
- f*ck. The car is on its way.

[vehicle approaching]

[ravens cawing]

[tires screech]

[women clamoring]

Huh? What are you doing here?

[fans clamoring]

They made me. They took my phone.

They fooled you.

You've been playing all along.

- Where's the hammer?
- I don't have it.

I didn't know about this. I promise.

Hello? It wasn't Fjor in the car.
It was Laurits.

- Huh?
- They knew about the plan.

What's happening there?
Have you seen Fjor?

[Harry] No. No Giants.

Nothing's happening here at all.

Okay.

What the hell should we do?

[vehicle approaching]

- sh*t. A van. Where did that come from?
- It's them.

- They're going fast.
- They're gonna f*cking melt it. sh*t!

[Ran] What's happening?

- What the f*ck?
- Fjor, what's happening?

Ran! Saxa stole the hammer. sh**t her.

[Ran] Saxa, stop!

[Fjor] sh**t.

She's family.

No, she's the traitor.

sh**t.

- What are you doing?
- [boy groaning]

[boy groaning in pain]

We have to go. The tire is flat. Come on.

What? Oh, no. What happened?

[boy groans]

Where's the hammer?
The hammer, where is it?

I don't know.

- Sorry, it didn't work.
- Oh, f*ck.

- Magne...
- Don't talk to me, Laurits.

This is all your fault.

[sighs]

[siren wailing]

The arrow hit a -year-old,
but they say he'll be fine.

[Wotan] That's good.

[Laurits] So, uh, what do we do now?

[Iman] Has anyone seen Wotan?

[ravens cawing]

I thought we were avoiding v*olence.

- She's a thief.
- Yeah?

[horn honking]

[chuckles softly]

[Wotan] We did it... together.

Can I get the hammer?

Give it to me.

["Woods" playing]

There you are.

Did you miss me?

I missed you.

[Wotan] Magne?

[Magne] Finally.

It's just you and me.

[kissing]