20x13 - The Railcar & the Coaches

Episode transcripts for the TV series, "Thomas & Friends". Aired: 9 October 1984 – 20 January 2021.*
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British series Based on The Railway Series books that follows the adventures of Thomas, an anthropomorphised blue steam locomotive on the fictional North Western Railway on the Island of Sodor, and several other friends Edward, Henry, Gordon, James, Percy, and Toby.
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20x13 - The Railcar & the Coaches

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[bouncy music]

♪ ♪

children:

♪ They're two, they're four ♪

♪ They're six, they're eight ♪

♪ Shunting trucks

and hauling freight ♪

♪ Red and green

and brown and blue ♪

♪ They're the really

useful crew ♪

♪ All with different roles

to play ♪

♪ Round Tidmouth Sheds

or far away ♪

♪ Down the hills

and round the bends ♪

♪ Thomas and his friends ♪

♪ ♪

[whistle toots]

male narrator:

The way she does it.

♪ ♪

One bright morning,

Sir Topham Hatt

came to see Daisy

with a very important message.

- Now, then, Daisy.

I want you at your very best

because tomorrow

you're going to be carrying

some very special passengers.

- Ooh, how thrilling!

Who are they?

- A group of entertainers!

I want you to collect

them from Knapford

and bring them up to Harwick and

wait while they put on a show.

- Entertainers!

[horn honks]

Oh, thank you, sir.

♪ ♪

narrator:

Daisy was very excited.

She couldn't wait

to tell the other engines

all about her special job.

- Hello, Thomas.

Guess what I'm going

to be doing tomorrow.

- Sitting in your shed?

- No.

- Working at the Waste Dump?

Taking monkeys

to the Animal Park?

Ooh, I know!

Going to Misty Island?

- No!

I am picking up a group

of entertainers and taking them

to Harwick to put on a show.

- Ooh!

both: Oh.

- A very special show.

Everyone will love it.

They've requested that I convey

them to their destination

as only I,

being a highly sprung railcar,

can give them the smooth,

bump-free ride they require.

- Well,

that does sound exciting.

But I've got some important jobs

to do myself, you know.

Like--

[horn honks]

Oh.

♪ ♪

- So rude!

♪ ♪

[whistle toots]

- Hello there, Ryan!

Guess what I'm going

to be doing tomorrow.

- Ooh.

Now, let me think.

- I'm taking some

travelling players to Harwick

to put on a special show.

- Oh!

- And they insisted

they be taken by diesel railcar

as dirty old steamies

are no good

for their delicate

sensibilities.

They're true performers,

you see.

- Okay, Daisy.

[whistle toots]

Well, good luck with that!

My passengers don't seem to mind

being pulled by a steamie!

[laughs]

[sheep bleats]

- Listen, Duck.

Harwick, on my branch line,

is going upmarket.

Tomorrow I'm collecting

a troupe of travelling players--

- Right.

- Who are arriving to stage

a son et lumière,

as they call it du continent,

as a special treat

for all the tourists.

[laughs]

[horn honks]

- Very good, Daisy.

Yes.

♪ ♪

That engine.

I have no idea

what she was talking about.

Me neither.

- So it seems only right

that the only railcar

in the whole of Sodor should be

given this very special job,

if I do say so moi même.

Don't you think?

- [moos]

- What's the hold up?

[horn honks]

- [chuckles]

♪ ♪

- [moos]

♪ ♪

narrator: That night,

Daisy was so excited

about her special job,

she could hardly sleep.

- Oh, so many dancers.

Oh!

Acrobats too!

Marvelous!

Incroyable!

[cheers and applause]

♪ ♪

narrator: The following

morning, Daisy was tired,

but still very excited!

♪ ♪

[horn honks]

- Here comes Daisy!

narrator: And she remembered

Sir Topham Hatt's instruction

that she should be at her best.

- Come on, boy!

[dog barks]

- [gasps]

A dog?

I don't want muddy footprints

on my upholstery.

[horn honks]

Please and thank you.

- Oh, no.

- Aww.

[dog whines]

♪ ♪

narrator:

And at the next station,

the passengers were eating

ice cream.

♪ ♪

So Daisy didn't stop there

either.

- Oh, no way!

I don't want ice cream

on my seats!

both: Ooh.

narrator: And at Bluff's Cove,

the passengers had just come

from the beach.

- And I don't want sand

in my seats.

No, sir.

- Aww.

- [sighs]

narrator: Spick and span

and without a grain of sand

in her seats,

or a sticky handprint

on any of her fine windows,

Daisy waited

at Knapford Station

for her special passengers.

- Oh, how undignified.

I could never pull

an old parcel van like that.

narrator: And that's when

Daisy's special passengers

arrived.

- Excuse me.

Would you mind moving on please?

I'm waiting for some

very important passengers:

a troupe of entertainers!

- But we're entertainers.

♪ ♪

- You?

You're the entertainers?

- We certainly are.

[chuckles]

- [laughs]

- [sighs]

I was expecting something

a little more--

[crash]

[exclaims]

No!

Impossible!

I can't pull that old thing!

I am supposed to be

at my best!

It could be bad for my swerves.

narrator: And then there

was trouble.

- Hey!

Stop!

- Hey!

Come back here!

[grunting]

narrator: But Stafford knew

his battery wouldn't make it

to Harwick, so the parcel van

was left behind.

Daisy was a bit disappointed

that her special passengers

weren't as special

as she thought they'd be.

♪ ♪

[all groan]

- Missed us again.

- Why didn't she stop?

- Not again!

narrator: But when Daisy

arrived at Harwick,

it was her special passengers

who were disappointed.

- Where are the children?

- What's the point

of a children's show

with no children to see it?

- It's a children's show?

- And where's the rest

of our luggage?

- It's a good thing I kept

the puppets close at hand.

- It's a puppet show!?

- Yes, but how are we supposed

to do a puppet show

without our puppet stand?

- Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

This isn't

what I imagined at all!

narrator: And that was

the problem!

Daisy had let her imagination

get the better of her.

She'd boasted to everyone

about the special show,

and never thought it might be

a puppet show for children.

[horn honking]

♪ ♪

- Ah!

Oh!

Daisy!

I am very cross with you!

Ow!

I had to lay on a special bus

service after you refused

to stop for the children.

Ooh.

But at least they're here now.

Oh, let's get this show started.

- Oh, I'm sorry, sir,

but I didn't bring the van

with the puppet stand either.

- Huh?

Well, then I--I--

oh, I don't know what

we're going to do now.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- I've let everyone down.

narrator: Daisy realized that

the children were going to be

very disappointed

if she didn't do something.

- Well, speaking as

a well-sprung diesel railcar,

I may have an idea.

[laughs]

♪ ♪

- Excuse me, Judy.

Would you mind

holding these sausages for me?

- Oh, no!

I couldn't possibly do that.

Sausages are bad for my swerves.

- [laughs]

- Oh, dear, Judy,

you do sound highly sprung!

- Yes, I am thoroughly modern

and bang up to date

and I'm not holding

any dirty old sausages!

[laughter]

- Hold the sausages!

- We don't need

dirty old sausages,

silly stages,

or children in the audience!

All we need is moi même!

- That's the way to do it!

[laughter]

[bouncy music]

♪ ♪

[children singing]

♪ ♪

[whistle trills]

[children singing]

♪ ♪

[whistle toots]

[bouncy music]

♪ ♪
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