01x04 - Episode 4

[bunniefuu]

[Tyson] There you go.

[woman] Morning.

[Tyson] Get me bag.

What do you mean, "How am I feeling?"

How do you feel
when you've had a couple of drinks?

Not sure. Drunk, think would be the word.

[John] Last time Tyson retired,
a lot went on.

Ten stone over his body weight.
Eating rubbish. Drinking non-stop.

If I think that Tyson or any of me sons

are doing something
what's detrimental to them,

I'm gonna be the first to say,

"Behave yourself,
you're going down the wrong route."

"You look a fool.
You're being a fool. Don't do it."

-Morning.
-Can I check out please?

-Yes.
- .

Tyson Fury,
I think there's about three rooms.

[receptionist] Sure.

Spoke to Spencer, he said,
"I'm rough as toast, but I'm up."

Two pints of beer he had.
As rough as toast!

[Tyson] How many did I have? Four?

How many would you say roughly?

[John] Don't know, Tyson. I don't know.

More than that.

Two, three pints, I'm gone.

Especially beer.

Senseless, speechless drunk.

Especially if you
don't drink all the time.

-[Tyson] All right, Spen.
-No. No.

No.

I'm not doing that again.

Jesus.

Rough as toast.

[Tyson] After them two beers?

[Spencer] I had about four, didn't I?

I necked one,
you made me neck it straight away.

That's why you feel rough,
you're drinking too fast.

-[Spencer] I was off me tits.
-[laughing]

Hang 'round this crew enough,
you'll be an alcoholic.

[laughs]

[John] Oh, dear.

Well, like normal with Tyson,
it got out of hand.

He ended up getting one too many.
Everything in moderation.

Slow down.

I really wanted to meet you.

-[Tyson] Now you have.
-Can I shake your hand?

-'Course you can. All the best.
-All right, man.

Thank you.

Yeah. You're a great guy.

Uh, working on it.

Really appreciate it.

Thank you. All the best.

[Tyson] I was feeling sh*t.
I didn't wanna be there.

Went out there. Thor wasn't there.

A wasted trip. I wanted to go home.

Oh, mate.

[cell phone ringing]

[Paris] Hi.

What was you drinking for?

Feel rough today?

[Tyson] No, we was only out two hours.

All right, then. That's all right.

Are you running today? Training?

[Tyson] No. Why?

You usually do, especially after drinking.
You normally go out training.

I'm not going. I'm having time off.

I don't think I'll ever go train again.

Ever.

That don't sound very good.

I think, deep down,
Tyson has had a really rubbish trip,

and I think he's a bit embarrassed.

He would never admit it,
but once he's in that mood,

it takes a lot for him
to swing back 'round.

Normally if he drinks,

he gets up the next morning and trains
and thinks, "Getting it back in the gym."

This morning, he said,
"I might never train again,"

which really is concerning.

I know what this is now
because he's decided he isn't boxing.

Now he's upset, sitting around,
thinking, "I have no purpose. What is it?"

"What am I here for?"

Hopefully we can spin it 'round tonight

and maybe cheer him up
and have a nice birthday.

I think he's upset with things

and I could do with him coming home
and just talking to him

and see where his mind's at and tell him
to calm down, enjoy what you're doing.

Hope he comes back in a good mood

because if he comes back
hungover and depressed,

it doesn't scream party. Does it?

[Paris] Let's wrap your dad's presents.

Can I wrap these underpants up?

This is from Tutty.
He picked him these 'jamas.

You're gonna give him the underpants?

But I'm gonna wrap them, though.

These ones are from Mam.

I felt guilty that Tyson went to Iceland
and had a crappy time for his birthday.

It is a special occasion so I thought
I'd wing a surprise party quickly,

I thought he was gonna go with his dad,

have all this fun
trying to promote the fight with Thor,

and obviously it didn't happen,

so just trying
to make something better of it.

Pretty basic in here at birthdays.

It's the thought that counts.

-[cell phone dings]
-Right, can we wrap his underpants first?

We was brought up on a Gypsy site,

which was a caravan park
as people would say.

Yes, we now have plenty of money.

We can buy whatever we want,
but then again, we don't.

We don't run out the door and think,

"Spend, spend, spend,
and no max, no limits."

£ T-shirts.
Who doesn't want a new white T-shirt?

Should we take the stickers off,
pretend they're expensive?

Two nice sets. Two new T-shirts.

And some socks, underpants,
a box of chocolates.

I think a birthday's an excuse
to get everyone together,

an excuse to have a bit of family time,
fun with the kids as well.

I've got a good party planner
who I trust in.

And it makes my life a bit easier,
to get the party planner to deal with it.

-So the screen's like two minutes away.
-Yeah.

We'll get that up
and I've got balloons with his name on.

[Paris] Yeah.

[cell phone ringing]

-[Tyson] Hello.
-[Paris] Tyson, where you at?

-I am driving back home from the airport.
-Ahhh!

[Paris] Everything I do is last minute.

Basically, because Tyson's mood swings.

I'd rather do it last minute.
I can. Done it that many times before.

I can't stress enough, guys.
We've got no time. Let's get it done.

I am a bit worried
that Tyson's gonna walk back in

whilst it's midstream of going,
'cause I'd like it to be a surprise.

[Paris shouts] Surprise!

Are you joking?

[Paris giggling]

[Tyson] I'm absolutely speechless.
Looking good.

-[Paris] It was a good idea?
-Cushty.

-I want a picture.
-Pick all these empty balloons up!

[Paris] They'll do it
while youse is watching that.

Get a picture with me,
before it goes dark.

-Where at?
-In front of the big .

Get a photo of me, Ellen.

Don't do that.

-You're too good for me.
-Yes, too good for you.

-Trying to make surprises.
-Yeah.

[Tyson] I'm not really excited
about these presents.

Underpants!

Just what I wanted! Give me a kiss.

Thank you.

-[Tyson] For me?
-[Valencia] Yep.

Oh, my gosh, socks.

[Paris laughs]

[Tyson] Thanks, everybody.

Home is where the heart is,
and home is where your family is.

-After a disappointing Iceland trip...
-[Paris] You messed it up.

...it turned out to be an amazing birthday.

It's just what I needed to cheer me up.

[Paris] I think we've calmed the mood.

His attitude seems to have lifted

and I think he's really enjoyed the fact

that I've made an effort
and that's how it should be.

[Adonis] That is Dad. Dad!

[Paris] Prince!

-[Adonis screams]
-Excuse me. Prince?

Have you put the dishes in the dishwasher?

Go on. Give me that milk, Adonis. Prince!

Excuse me.

The bottle monster will get you.
You're not to drink out of bottles.

-[Adonis screams]
-No.

[Adonis screams]

Get me a cup and you can have a cup.

Here we go, my mouse girl.

Don't get it down her.

Whoo! Yeah. Straight down her.

[Paris] You've got it all over her collar!

[Tyson] Sorry.

Are you all ready,
we're gonna Mallorca on Saturday.

What are we actually doing in Mallorca?

-Why are we going there?
-A show.

-Tyson Fury Afterparty show.
-How did you end up doing one in Mallorca?

-Pretty big all over the world.
-Prince, give me them plates.

-You're full of beans this morning.
-Yes.

See that? I've still got it.

Slip, slip, slip, slip, slip.

Bang, bang, bang.

Can you book me in
some piano lessons please next week?

Uh, no, because Venezuela's piano teacher
has stopped teaching at the moment.

Yeah? All right. I'll get on Insta then
and I'll ask someone for piano lessons.

[Paris] Where are you going?

Hello, guys.

Quick one. I'm looking for a piano teacher
as I have a piano, but I can't play it.

Uh... In the Morecambe or Lancaster area.

Please hit me up
if you are up for the job. Boom.

Joe Parker taught me something.
Watch this.

[playing piano]

We have a piano and none of us play.

Tyson thinks he's gonna be
the best piano player,

but can you teach an old dog new tricks?

[continues playing piano]

Pretty good, weren't it?

Sounded classical. Bit Beethoven-ish.

[Paris] Tyson's thought pattern doesn't
work to the normal way of the world.

So, whatever he says, or whatever he does,

I've learned to adjust,
'cause to fight against it doesn't work.

It's easier to roll with it.

I need to buy a private jet.

-Another one for England.
-You own a jet.

But I want an England one.

I can't get involved in that.

I'm sick of not being able
to fly when I want.

A jet's gonna cost grand
every time you wanna fly somewhere.

Only to cost us lots of money
when it's going from here to America.

-All right.
-I might buy Blackpool Airport.

-You might do what?
-Buy Blackpool Airport.

I'm sure the council might be
open to a big offer.

-You're not buying it.
-Why not?

You don't need an airport.

-In the mood for buying.
-You just...

[Paris] The best thing we did was
get Tyson diagnosed with bipolar.

I look now and think
I know why you're behaving like this.

So it feels a lot better for me.

I don't look at him and think,
"You're crazy. What's wrong with you?"

-Give us a kiss. Quick.
-[Paris laughs]

You're a lucky lady to have
a bipolar person like me in your life.

I am. God looked at me
and said you need a challenge in life.

You do.

All the best people are a bit crazy.

I feel fantastic.

Just turned year old,

-beautiful wife, six kids.
-He's being lairy.

-What's not to like?
-He's being lairy, Athena.

No, I've got it all, ain't I? Got it all.

God blessed me abundantly.

[Athena screams]

It don't get any bigger than this.

This is it. This is Hollywood, baby.

This is it. This is real life
Hollywood movie documentary.

-Ahhh! And...
-I wanna be in...

Do not sit me on the kitchen top,
it's full of spaghetti.

-Don't...
-We'll cover it up.

I will play Tyson Fury in the movie, %.
Got to, ain't I?

Who else is capable of playing me?

-Denzel, that's it.
-The Rock?

He's tall. He's bald.

That's offensive.

-[Paris] Oh, dear.
-[Tyson] Get up.

[Paris] I love when he's like this,
but it can be exhausting.

Unless you live with us,
you can't understand

what our life is,
'cause no-one believes it.

Until you get involved in the circle
of our little Fury bubble,

you don't understand how mad it is.

Venezuela's getting taught more
like an adult on a daily basis.

She's rolling in a Louis Vuitton
handbag with a Rolex on at .

She's next month.

-So what?
-She's having her birthday.

Until she's , she's doing nothing.

You're stuck under my roof and rules.

[Paris] Ooh!

-[Tyson] Paris!
-[Paris] What?

[Tyson] I'm gonna meet Shane and the boys.
We're gonna box.

-[Paris] Take your sons!
-All right.

[Paris] If he's in a happy mode.
It's like,

"Let's take advantage of this.
Let's enjoy it."

[Paris] Venezuela!

Come on, we're getting our nails done.

-[Paris] Got any lipstick?
-[Venezuela] I have lip balm.

Give us some lip balm then.

It's pink. It's colored.

Oh, very nice.

-Is it flavored?
-Watermelon.

Watermelon lip balm.

I love spending time with my Venezuela.

Nice to go shopping,
lunch, have time by ourselves.

And just get away from the bubble.

Uh!

-Hi.
-Hello.

[Paris] Venezuela is nearly .

I do not feel old enough
to have a teenage daughter.

What are you getting done?

Painted all the same.

-What color are you getting?
-Probably pink. As usual.

[Paris] I can see she's
growing up into a young woman.

It's definitely new skills
we need as parents

'cause we're not prepped
for the teenagers yet.

If I was allowed this length,
I would get it.

When she was growing up,
big Tyson always used to say,

"She can do what she wants.
She can be anything."

"She can wear makeup,
miniskirts, go anywhere."

"We're not putting rules on her."

Then she turned, like,
and all the rules changed.

-What do you think?
-Get them short.

And when I say short, I mean, ugly short.

Tyson doesn't like short, short skirts,
lots of makeup.

He likes everything sort of limited.

But I think it's him accepting
that he's got a teenage daughter.

You dad's already went on
about your eyelashes.

He does about everything.

You think he's gonna appreciate
your nails at that length?

-I don't like them long.
-I'll hide them.

-No.
-It's a shame you're sat next to me.

[Venezuela laughs]

It'd be a shame when you wipe your ass.

Yeah.

[Tyson grunting]

-And again.
-[continues grunting]

-[Shane] Land at the end of it.
-[Tyson grunting]

-[Prince imitating Tyson grunting]
-[Tyson grunts]

-And again.
-[Tyson grunting]

[imitating Tyson grunting]

-[Shane] Again.
-[Tyson] All right.

[Tyson] I like to take the kids
to the gym.

It's just something I want to teach them.

Jab. Left jab. Right jab.

It's important
for the boys to learn how to box

'cause it's not gonna be easy
growing up as my son.

There'll be people trying
to punch them in the face.

All sorts of stuff.

And if they can't defend themselves,
well, they're gonna be bullied.

-[Shane] How big are they?
-What do I punch?

-[Tyson] Have you got some?
-[Shane] Yeah.

[Tyson] Like all of us have had.

-Come on.
-[Shane] Left hand.

[Tyson] Two left hook.

[Paris] I don't know if they'll follow
dad's footsteps,

but there's a path paved there,
if they wanted to.

Leave that. Don't do that again.

I wouldn't push them
'cause I don't like watching Tyson box,

so I can't imagine
what it's like to watch the kids.

-[Tyson] Get in your stance.
-I'm in me stance. What we doing?

Right, you're gonna watch.

Prince has zero interest in boxing.

That's my oldest boy.

I can't punch in these.

It's all right, come on.

[Prince] Boxing is dangerous.

Who can't say that
when you're getting punched in the face?

We're gonna work on the double jab,
drill to the face.

[Prince] I think I can do something else.

I've got time to learn, haven't I?

I'm not even in high school yet,
so I've got a lot of time.

-Come on.
-[Tyson] Shane, Prince, come in the ring.

Two, hook.

-One, two, hook.
-I'm not sparring!

You'll be sparring in a minute.

-I won't.
-Slowly coming.

Push, push.

I'm f*cking doing it.

These are sexy, these.

And you are .

Compared to my friends' nails,
I get them short.

[sighs] Too spoiled, that's your problem.

[Tyson] As soon as she got to like , ,

she's decided she wants to become a woman.

She's tall, skinny, pretty,
she's got it all going on.

She's definitely her father's daughter.

[chuckles]

Tyson is a dad who hasn't had sisters.

And never went nowhere.

So we're trying to learn him
about daughters and...

Letting them go.

Rite of passage
to go places and do things,

I think she should be about or

before she starts going
to social places herself.

And I think her dad thinks , .

He's gonna have me like a creep
stuck in the house all day.

You can sit with me.

Beautiful, that.

All the time they're under my roof
and I'm paying for 'em,

then they have to put up
with my horrible rules.

When they leave home, they can do exactly
what they want as adults.

And that's just how the cookie crumbles.

He said I'm not leaving till I'm married,
but how do I get married if I can't leave?

You told me you don't wanna get married.

Then I'm not leaving the door.

All right then.

-[Tyson] Tutty, your turn.
-[Shane] Watch, Tutty. Come on, Tut.

One, two. Left hook.

[chuckles] And again.

-And again.
-That's it, take your time.

That's it.

[Shane] Go on, Tutty.

[Tyson] My middle child, Tutty,
loves boxing, enjoys fighting.

Right, that'll do him.

Tutty's a natural. He's a cr*cker.

Shane, he loves training.

I sit in bed at night and I say to Paris,

"I'm very happy,
I'm really proud of what he's becoming."

He's gonna be the one.

-Tell them what you're gonna be, Tutty.
-A boxer.

Are we gonna be a champion?

They're the sons
of the heavyweight champion of the world.

It's in the blood to do it.

He loves it. Only six, he's the youngest,

but he's got
the biggest appetite, I'd say.

Tut. Champion, ain't he?

-Gonna be like his dad.
-Four, left hook.

All right, mate.

...we think.

It's gonna be good, you know.
The future's bright, the future's Fury.

Look at Tutty, Shane.

Shane, look at Tutty.

-Go on, Tut.
-[Shane] Champion, innit?

-Gloves outside!
-He's the best.

-[Tyson] Prince, five press ups.
-No.

-Five press ups, come on!
-No.

[Paris] Pretty much all done.

Packed for Mallorca.

I've organized me mum
to come up and watch the kids,

and I'm checking the last-minute things.

I wonder if Tyson's got his passport.

I thought it was just me and him,

but his dad's going, Spencer's going.

But getting a break
and out this house, it's good.

Right, I need me phone, sunglasses.

[Tutty] He's hit me on the head!

[Paris] He thinks I'm gonna come out

with everything packed and I am not.

Whoa!

[Paris] He's ready to be
in a rush to get going now.

Right.

Have you got another pair of shoes
to put on your feet

-'cause they're your training pumps.
-These are me comfortable shoes.

I understand.
But what about another pair for tidy?

I'm Tyson Fury. I'm King of the Chavs.
I don't have to look tidy.

This isn't a little dirty weekend away.

This is me at work again.

And she's tagging along.
For work experience.

[laughs]

[Paris] Why are we in the Passat?

When people see an old scrapper,
worth less than your shoes on your feet,

no one gives a damn.

They see a Lambo or a Ferrari

they're like, "Who the hell is this,

surround the car, take a picture."

So when I'm in this little car here,
doing to the gallon, get up!

Are we gonna have...

Ain't no Conor McGregor here,
no Floyd Mayweather here.

Ain't none of them bums here.

I'm the GK,
King of the Chavs, we drive Passats.

[sighs] God, I'm such a legend, ain't I?

I don't do fame and all that stuff.

However, there's a time
and a place for it all.

If I'm on tour, that's the place.

I can roll with it. It's what people want.

Oi, oi! Viva España!

Come on! Big GK's in town.

Get up. Bang, bang, bang, bang.

Big Daddy's here.

Come on.

Better than a private jet any day.

-Yeah.
-Lovely people.

You're travelling
with the salt of the earth.

Working class. Can't b*at 'em.

Now, we're off, trying
to catch the fight that he wants to see.

There's no way I'm not gonna watch
the AJ-Usyk fight.

I watch all the big fights.

This fight, even more so,
'cause they're heavyweights,

they're in my division.

It's what people wanna see
'cause it's two heavyweights throwing down

for the heavyweight championship
of the world.

Watching other people fight
for my titles will be difficult.

However, may the best man win.

[Tyson] I'm eager
and excited to get there.

Come on!

The big bag's here in Mallorca.

Get up there, my boy!

[laughs]

Where's the TV?

-Who's got the f*cking beers?
-[laughter]

I hired one of these the other night
for a movie night for him.

The main event of the evening.

Oh! [laughs]

See him there.

He couldn't knock
the skin off a rice pudding.

I will smoke
that little m*therf*cker's boots.

You're retired, ain't you?

[presenter] The challenger, AJ.

[Tyson] He's a sausage.

His record stands at fights.

He has two defeats.

-Two defeats!
-Two!

Not like me with a big fat zero.

I'm still a virgin.

Tyson's looking at them two
on TV and thinking,

"You know what,
these two pretenders, I'm not done yet."

Tyson could b*at Joshua and Usyk
on the same night.

And I think this is
a sore point for Tyson.

Can't blame him for thinking that way.

Can't blame him.

Five or six years ago, I relieved
the Ukrainian of all the belts before.

Yes.

And Klitschko has
given them all back to him.

[laughs]

[Tyson] f*ck 'em.

[bell dings]

Here we go.

Come on, AJ. Good jab, son.

Left hook to the body, let's go.

Bang, bang, bang.

Let rip, both hands.

[Paris] He won't do it. He won't let go.

[Tyson] Come on!

Get stuck in, son!

Swing some sh*ts for God's sake.

-[Spencer] Terrible.
-[Tyson] This is shockingly shite.

I tell you what I'll do,

I'll go there and I'll fight them both
in the same night.

That's how sh*t they are.
They're f*cking shite.

[Paris] Boxing isn't a game.
It's a dangerous sport.

One punch can cause
life-devastating effects.

He's got nothing to prove.

He's never lost. He's won all the belts.

It wouldn't be worth it

to keep going in the ring
to take them risks.

-That's not worth a sausage.
-You leave that where it is.

-[Spencer] Usyk's winning.
-I'll use him as a dish rack.

I understand, but leave it where it is.
Ain't worth your risk.

[Tyson] Thought it was a sh*t fight.

Honestly, I thought
it was a proper sh*t fight.

It wasn't even worthy of a British title,
never mind a world heavyweight title.

You're retired now, forget it.

[presenter] Ladies and gentlemen,
after rounds of boxing,

we go to the scorecards.

And still heavyweight champion
of the world,

-Oleksandr Usyk!
-[audience cheering]

Be honest with you guys,

after watching that,
the both of 'em was shite.

It was one of the worst
heavyweight title fights I have ever seen.

It was bullshit.

Come on!

[Paris] Watching that
brings back memories. I don't want it.

Don't wanna be at the side of the ring
watching my husband box

and all that stress
of him in the ring again.

[Tyson] I would annihilate both of them
on the same night.

f*cking shite.

You're retired,
sit down and be quiet. Be retired.

To see people who I know
that my husband could b*at to the ground

fight for his belt is a bit aggravating.

Tyson must look and think, "Heck no."

But if you are retired,

you step down and let other people
take your place and belts.

Take your glory.

[presenter] There's one belt
that you still do not have.

Shh. Let's listen.

It's occupied at the moment by Tyson Fury,
who claims he is retired.

-Whoa! What's he on about?
-What's he on about? What's going on?

I'm sure that Tyson Fury
is not retired yet.

-[Paris] Oh!
-[Spencer] What's he on about?

-[Paris] What?
-[man] I'm sure he wants to fight me.

[Paris] What's his problem?

I wanna fight him.

And if I'm not fighting Tyson Fury,
I'm not fighting at all.

[man ] Whoo!

What is going on here?

No. No. You're retired.

Leave my man at home, he's old.

He don't need to be in that ring no more.

That was some statement, when he said,

"I'll only fight one man
or I'll never fight again."

Some statement though, weren't it?

[Tyson] Whoever wants to create
a big fight, has to create a big scene.

It's just talk, it's all smoke.

I'm still retired as of today.

There is no more to say about it, really.

That's it.