Heartbeat, why do you miss
when my baby kisses me?
Heartbeat, why does a
love kiss stay in my memory?
Heartbeat, why does a
love kiss stay in my memory?
La la la la, la la la
la, la la la la, la la la la
La la la la la, la la la la, la la la la la
What are you doing this for?
Get it up in the air, follow through
Look at the recent smoke, see what I mean?
Nick, we're a man
show I've never played
before, I'm not a club
member Oh yes you are
Mum sends her love How is she?
Oh much better, she's hoping to come
to the party tomorrow Good! Come on.
I'll do what you
like, take your hand
I've seen good times
in some other land
You are around, but my heart always pounds
Ventress tells me he's made
you a member of the team
You'd better not let us down,
otherwise you'll have me to deal with
and I can be more difficult than Blaketon
But he's coming to
dinner with my parents
tonight The match
will be over by Saturday
It had better be.
How's everything? Did you get the result?
Positive Oh I'm so happy
for you both Can I tell them?
Maggie?
Yes Jean's expecting another
baby Congratulations Oh it's lovely
Let's show Aidensfield we're not a rabble
Women and children first,
let's have a bit of discipline.
Hey, your friend Donald's medic's arrived
Err, medic! I see you lot are still
standing for you, you must know where
the body's buried Not you David,
you're not a baby, wait with the men
Stay with Dad, love.
♪Music♪
Mum, aren't you stopping?
Sorry love, I've got to do the refreshments
Well I'll see you in
the pub after the match
Yeah, fine Yeah I
mean for a proper chat
Fine Nicky, whatever a
proper chat is we'll have one
Well no sliding off and
no avoiding the issue Eh?
I know something's wrong Mum No
Yes, because every time I try and
talk to you, you change the subject
Look I've got to go, I can't leave
Jean Well I'll see you in the pub then
I thought you had to go and
see Jane Well not until later
Hey Nicholas, do you want me to
show you how to play this game or not?
Mum Oh dear Right
then, referees here, if
both teams are present
we can get cracking.
Right, that's nine in each team, plus
wives and kids and Mr Dead from the W
ays Down Blaketon So if we
do, what are you looking for?
Butter knife Left hand side,
I had a bit of a change round
So if we do five loaves, you've got
those pies haven't we, and some salad
I'll do that dear, I'll probably be quicker
Take that lot through
to the bar will you dear?
Don't forget the
parsley And then come
back and put the
biscuits out dear, ok?
Bar in love, where I put the cloth Yes
Ruby, no Ruby, anything you say Ruby
Sorry love I said I wonder when
me Uncle George will be back
Right, come on then, watch the
feet Blaketon Hey, hey, hey, feet
Referees are alright,
that's a coit A coit?
No we're near a
coit Come on No coit
You were The bar's over
What are you talking about? I might
have gone over after but I'll be behind
the line when I've chucked
it Definitely No coit Trust you
I'll be watching you like a hawk
That was a coit, alright I'll give you that
It was the first one wasn't it?
I don't know Well not the last Don't
worry I'll get inside Come on son Down
Ladies field nil No coit Come on
Jack, it's not like you Come on Nick
Get nearer than that, he's about,
he's about ten inches short Go on Nick
Could we have a bit
of quiet, the players
on the trick Beginners
luck What about that
How near do you want to be?
Alright then, that's one Down
That's gone good, off he goes
There, not bad, now let's
hope they win Clean one is it?
Yes Give me the other
end Blimey Gina, what
the hell do you think
you're playing at?
What?
Is to keep the flies off, not soak
the flipping sarnies Dear oh dear
Damp I said, not
dripping wet God blimey,
the things your mother
never taught you
So how long do you think you'll be
staying then Ruby, in Aidensfield I mean
Well, for as long as it
takes I suppose For what?
For me to think a few things over,
and don't ask me what, because I'm not
going to tell you Course I might
decide to stay permanent Great
I'll venture a show him
how it's done Hey, not bad
Go on Donald, show
us what you're made
of What are we doing
lads, let the man play
Just watch where you put your feet Smedley
I thumped you years ago Claude,
I'll thump you again now if necessary
This time it'll be just you and me,
and I'll be facing you, get on with it
Watch and learn
What did you miss?
Piece of cake This is crazy I couldn't
help it You shouldn't have come
I've been in touch for two weeks, I've
been mad with worry We can't talk now
I love you Last game Jack,
ahead Come on Bill, make it a certainty
You'll take the role That's
it, that was wonderful
What can you do when a bloke plays
like that, he couldn't flame him miss
I'm sure I've seen him before
somewhere But not at Hollingsby
You thinking what I'm thinking
Promise me you won't be late One drink
Dad's a stickler for
punctuality, that's all
I'm happy with your mum and
dad, I'm looking forward to it
I haven't told them
about Katie Why not?
Or Kate, I meant to but the
occasion never seemed to arise
I will, of course I will, see you at
eight Jo, Jo, Jo Keep them coming
Anything for you
darling I'm sure a winner
makes a man ever
so sexy I would think
Cheers I can't stand it
Maggie Patience Gina, Patience
Here we are lads, compliments to
the captain And on behalf of us all
On behalf of us all, I'd like to offer
a special word of thanks to Bill here
Who I think you'll all
agree surpassed himself
Kites final,
Hollingsby won, as is
probably obvious You
have a good time then
Aye, very peaceful Should have
stayed a bit longer by the looks of it
One can have a dream baby
Two can make that dream so real
One can talk about being in
love Two can say how it really feels
One can worship on a star Two
can make that wish come true, yeah
One can stand alone
in the dark Two can
make a light shine
through It takes two baby
It takes two baby Me
and you Everything's
in the car so I'll
take over, shall I?
Oh thanks Irene Have
you got all her stuff?
Nightie, Teddy, party dress
Talk to me about that party dress
She's already had it on three times
this afternoon I'll pick you up tomorrow
About five-ish You have a lovely
party, don't eat too much cake
I'll go and hurry Jack up Right You
wait with Auntie Eileen, can't you?
Right, ladies and gentlemen May I
have your attention please for a moment?
Thank you Well as
this is such a special
occasion I've got
a little story for you
Right Now there's
these two fellas,
right Meet up in a
pub, not unlike this one
First fella, he stood
at the bar And he's
got his head on one
side, like that, see
Thank you Bit of a bent neck
So, he says, hey, he says, er
He says, hey, he says, what's up with you?
You had an accident or what?
Fella says, no, he says, er No,
he says, I've always been like this
Ever since I were a little lad
So, first fella says, right, well er
You want to get that sorted She's
still here No, no, don't talk, please
He says, I've been
like this for years
Seen hundreds of
doctors See you, then
No accident, no
joke So, the other
fella says, right I'll
tell you what you do
Bent neck, it's all in the
mind All in the mind, he said
What you got to do
when you get home tonight
Before you go to
bed, last thing you do
You look in the mirror and
you say My neck is straight
Give it a month, your neck will
be straight He says, get away
But we needn't see each other
often No, it has to be a clean break
Just every four weeks,
just to talk It wouldn't work
Please, Annie, don't make it even
more difficult I can't do it to Jean
My neck is straight
Anyway, personally to me
You'll always be the girl for me, you
know that Wakes up the next morning
My neck is straight He goes
straight back round the pub
And has looked at the other fella
This has to be the last time It has to be
It has to be So we crack the
champagne out, pour it out
The fella who used
to have the bad
neck He grabs hold of
the glass and he says
Pleased to you,
mate I really owe you
one, cheers Worth
waiting for, wasn't it?
Not bad, eh?
Jean, where?
Jean, stop!
Jean!
What's happened?
Where's she gone?
Home, she felt a bit
poorly Oh dear It's
alright, she said to
follow on the coach
She'll be fine, Eileen It's just
sickness-like Oh, yes, yes, of course
OK, if you must know,
it's a bloke A bloke?
A bloke, yes Blimey,
Nick, I'm not that
old Don't laugh, his
name's Ferdinand
I've been seeing him for six months
I mean, what else is there to say?
Well, I don't know, Mum, you tell me
He wants to move into the flat Does he?
Yes, and that's a big step
for a little old widow lady
Which is why I came
away, to think it over
And now I've told
you, can I go, please?
Mum Look, I really do like
him and that, but he's, you know
No, I don't know, Mum, not unless
you tell me Well, he can be possessive
He's got a bit of a temper
Apart from that, he's lovely
Mum, what exactly are you trying to say?
Sometimes he sort of flares up He
forgets himself What, he hits you?
Mum Not all the time Only
when he's had a drop too much
And you're thinking about living with him?
I'm lonely, Nick And I'm
not getting any younger
It could be my last
chance of happiness
Happiness? I can't
believe what I'm hearing
You've got to get rid of him, Mum
You're a strong woman, you don't
need someone like that in your life
I suppose not, but I'm...
Do you want me to speak to him?
Come down to London with you?
No!
Tonight's the night, eh? Meeting the Barons
Look, I can do my own dirty
work, thank you very much
How many times do you want to tell her?
So what you're telling me is that
this man shouldn't have been playing
He's not a club
member Codswallop!
Excuse me, but he plays for Dale Cross
We just phoned to confirm
it, he's their champion player
Imported by Smedwick to fiddle
us out of the Cup Codswallop!
Come on, admit it
You've been caught
out by a couple of
lads who are a bit
sharper than you are
In which case they should
be disqualified That's right
In which case they've
not won the Cup,
we have All right,
all right, that's enough
Bill Ashby lives in
Hollinsby Now, you
ask anyone, he moved
in six months ago
All right, that's enough, Mr Smedwick
Right, Mr Ashby, tell me one thing
Are you, or are you not, still a
member of the Dale Cross Quites Club?
Aye, I am But he'll be joining us as
soon as we've had our committee meeting
You should have had it last
week then, shouldn't you mate?
Go on, Blaketon, he's
not a memory camp, is he?
That's a formality That's not a
formality, I'm afraid, Mr Smedwick
If this man is not yet a member of
your club, he shouldn't have played
Only yet, come on Aren't you a
lucky girl going on the big bus?
Are you sure this is still all right?
Of course it is, Karen's talked to
nothing else If Jean's feeling unwell
She was just feeling
a bit queasy, that's all
As a matter of fact, she's
expecting another baby Really?
She got the results back
this morning, didn't she, Jack?
Aye Well, congratulations,
that's wonderful Come on, Katie
All right, you be a
good girl There we go
See you tomorrow Bye Come on
Hey, where do you think you're going?
There's a bit of a do
on it there, clubhouse
I think I'm in with a chance
Nice to meet you,
d*ck Nick, Dad We've
heard so much about
you from Jo Red or white
I'll stick with beer,
thanks I'll get some
Well, this is very
pleasant Sit down, Nick
Jo tells me you've been playing
coits Yes Very much a local tradition
I believe so, yes Of course,
you're not local yourself
I believe Jo said you're
from London That's right
Graham's got a sister in
London, haven't you, Graham?
Highgate Oh, nice So what part
of London are you from, Nick?
Hackney Really?
Here you are Oh, thanks Well,
cheers everybody Cheers
That's Jean!
What's she doing? Stop there!
Jack!
I'll go and see if she's all right Come
on, love Come on, open the window.
I know what you must
be thinking Go to hell!
Right, lads, I have no glum faces on
my bus We've nowt to be ashamed of
We're lost on the
technicality Jim, get
that crate of brown
ale out from the back
Hey, come on, Jim.
Can one of you ladies come through,
please? I'm rushed off me feet Bye, Gina
Why don't you go?
Excuse me, but in case you hadn't
noticed, I'm knee-deep in sats here
Yeah, and I'm putting
plates away I'll go
Too many people in
this kitchen anyway
Well, it's not my fault if people
keep moving things around
and putting things in ridiculous
places I beg your pardon
I'm just sick of being bossed around
Well, I should go and help George, dear
I can finish off Good!
Why didn't you tell me she was pregnant?
Please, Annie, look at me
Look out, Dad!
I'm going to get help
You all right, mate?
Stay down, I'll help you.
Try not to move, eh?
Look after him I'll get you out You
stay calm You all right, lad? Eh?
You all right?
What about me, Dad?
Go get help, please Listen,
look after your mum, eh?
Be looking after your mum
I'll try the emergency door.
I'll get help, everybody.
You'll be all right
Stay calm, I'm going
to get help Keep an
eye on him, yeah?
Yeah, look after him
So really and truly
what it comes down
to is you're a good
old-fashioned village
Bobby That's right
I think that's wonderful
Absolutely. Start at the bottom and
work your way up. It's the best way
Yes, and he's
taking his sergeant's
exams later on this
year, aren't you, Nick?
Yeah, thinking about it You told
me you were definitely doing them
Yeah, well, I can't make up my
mind I mean, I love my job as it is
Why get promoted to something
I might not enjoy nearly so much?
Money, intellectual stimulation
How long have you
been a constable?
That's the first question
About eight years
He started off at the
Met And what made
you come to
Aidensfield, of all places?
We wanted to get out
of London Joe, really?
I think Nick can
speak for himself
Well, no, Joe's right.
We did want to get
out of London. That
was the main reason
More wine, Mum?
No, thank you, darling Yes
The reason we moved
to this particular area
was because my wife
was brought up here
You didn't tell me Nick
was married Didn't I?
She died months
ago of leukaemia Her
name was Kate Oh,
dear I'm so very sorry.
Have you phoned for help?
Hey!
Go and phone
I haven't got a phone
Find one! Quick!
Hey!
It's OK, everybody Somebody's
come for help
Delicious, darling
Mum, it's only fruit salad
Do you cook, Nick?
Not much, I suppose, being on your own
No, I have a go now and then.
I quite enjoy it
Not that Katie appreciates
my efforts very much
That custard is about all
she really likes, isn't it, Joe?
Yeah, custard, baked
beans and bread soldiers Yes
I'm terribly sorry,
but I thought you said
your wife was dead
Kate is my daughter
You've got a daughter, too?
How old is she?
months Great. Super age.
I'll get some coffee, shall I?
I'm the proud father of a
beautiful daughter, Mr Weston
That's something we
have in common, at least.
Come on, first. There's a break, boy.
Be careful there. Be careful.
That's it. Just wait there OK?
Everybody, I'll try and guide you through
You're safe. The
store's jammed. It won't
fall on you We'll get
you off, one by one
That's it. Come on.
Well done, mate. Well
done I don't care,
Donald Smedwick's face
I can't stand people who try to
fiddle ! You've got to dial !
What's happened?
It's gone down, blank.
You've got to get an ambulance
Don't worry, Mr Mould.
Take a deep breath and start again
The Hollandsby coach has
crashed on Skiply Moor Oh, no!
Hurry up.
Mum, I know you
don't approve, but
there's no need to
make it quite so obvious
He's a nice boy. I
just wish you'd told us
about all these
complications, that's all
What complications?
The fact that he's
been married. The fact
that he's got a child Mum?
Hello?
Right What?
There's been a coach crash. The Coits team
It's all right. Katie
and Eileen went
by car No, they were
both in the coach.
Hang on, everybody.
Emergency services are
on the way Any minute
now Over here, quick
Hold on, Jack Annie,
you've got to help
Annie Hold on, Jack
Not me, Annie
I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm sorry.
Katie? Katie!
Nick!
Katie?
Where's Katie?
She wasn't on the
coach She went by car.
Jim was parked on
Moor. They went with her
Well, what do we do now?
Better sit and wait till she
comes back, I suppose.
As evenings go, not exactly a
great success We did our best
But there wasn't a
lot in common No Why
on earth didn't she
tell us about his wife?
That's Joe for you She looked
most uneasy all evening Hmm
For me, there's nothing wrong
with him Oh, very pleasant, in fact
But as you say, not a lot in
common It's not serious, though, is it?
No I expect he's the
only eligible young
man in the place I
mean, Aidensfield's tiny
I suppose we can't very
well go home, can we?
Look a bit heartless I mean, in case
anything's happened to the child Hmm
Mrs Potts, I'll be with you next OK,
sir, you'll be fine Claude! Over here!
What? What do you want?
I need you to go and sit
with the driver Who, me?
Claude is trapped
underneath the steering wheel
Look, he's very cold, he needs keeping warm
Cover him with your coat or
something, and lots of reassurance
Can't you find somebody else?
Please!
I know, you know
who it is Claude!
It's a good job it's you I've
been sent to see if you're alright
I wasn't till your ugly mug showed up
Is there anything you'd like me to do?
Aye, go away No, no, she said
you're probably freezing cold
Would you like me to put my coat over you?
Oh, my dead body, I'm not
having that stinking thing near me
I'd do that if it were your attitude,
but I think when you... Wait What?
Can you see my lad anywhere?
He's up on the bank, he's alright
What about my wife, can you see her?
She's there, no, she's alright
Look, I know you're trapped,
but are you in any real pain?
There's only one pain
round here and I'm talking to it
I knew you wouldn't see me as a
Florence Nightingale
Watch yourself down this bump Try
the front of the bus
You got everything, George?
I hope so Thanks for
coming about, Katie
Nick insisted He knew
how worried you'd be
He's a good son,
Jo, he really is Come
on then, let's get
up there, shall we?
This is Dr Wilby, Sarge
Right, I'm the officer in charge
There's a man on the coach
who needs urgent attention
You'll be able to go and
see her in the hospital, David
Look, I'm sure everything will be
fine Right, darling Can I help, Ruby?
Yeah, can you help me do these, please?
Here I'm sorry What for?
In the pub, you know Oh, go on
Expect I was being a pain as usual, eh?
Here Good luck, Donald You behave
yourself with those pretty nurses, eh?
Thanks Shall I take over?
No, no, I'm OK
Dr Wilby's going to put up a drip to
make you more comfortable, Jack, OK?
Keep him conscious
We'll have you out there
in no time, Jack Jack Jack.
I've never seen a
road accident before,
Mr Blaketon I've
been driving years
Hey, I've got a tow rope on
the truck That'll soon pull it out
They're not trying to
pull it out, Mr Mould
They're trying to
stop it slipping Eh?
They're trying to stop it slipping
Sarge, over here.
Would you do something for me?
Yeah, of course Would
you go and see Jean?
Tell her what happened
I'd like it to come personal
As soon as we get you off to the
hospital Will you give her a message?
Yeah.
Mum, I'm sorry She'll
know what I mean
I'm sorry, you know
I'll make it up to her
Right Tell her tonight, it's
important Come on, you, wake up
You're not allowed to go
to sleep yet Come on Annie.
I'm loving you now Annie.
He's gonna be alright, Jack He's
bleeding more than ever Jack?
Jack?
He's gone There's nothing
we can do for him now
Both asleep?
Yeah How are you feeling?
Okay, thanks Sure We had a
silly tiff I'm a bit upset, that's all
Well, he'll be back in a minute
And I'm sure you'll
want to be on your
own to make it up
What is it they say?
Never let the sun go down on
your wrath I know Night, Eileen
I won't let it spoil
tomorrow Promise Night
I'll be right behind
you, don't you worry
I'll be right behind
you, don't you worry
I'll be right behind
you, don't you worry
I'll be right behind
you, don't you worry
I'll be right behind
you, don't you worry
I'll be right behind
you, don't you worry
I'll be right behind
you, don't you worry
I'll be right behind
you, don't you worry
I'll be right behind
you, don't you worry
I'll be right behind
you, don't you worry
I'll be right behind
you, don't you worry
I'll be right behind
you, don't you worry
I'll be right behind
you, don't you worry
I'll be right behind you, don't you worry.
I'll have to go and tell Jean Do
you want me to come with you?
No, no I'll see you back at the
house Well, you can have a look at her
But only if you promise not to wake her up.
Hey I'm afraid I've got some bad
news There's been an accident
The coach went off the road
up on Skipley Moor The coach?
Do you want to sit down a minute?
Is Jack alright?
Look, there's no easy way to say this.
I'm afraid he died before we could
get him to hospital I'm very sorry Jack
They did all they
could Let's go to him
Jean No, I'm sorry
I've got to be with him
Nick, what's happened?
The coach crashed on the way back
to Hollinsby Jack's been k*lled Jean, no
I'm alright Nick's going
to take me to the hospital
Choking down took Bob and her
twinkly Never gone so fast in all me life
About gone on two wheels In the
end it weren't fast enough, were it?
Not for poor Jack Abbott Stop
worrying Bertie, you did your best
Without you, goodness knows what
would have happened You're right Bernie
Don't you realise Bertie,
you're the hero of the hour Eh?
I said you... Let's go and have a
drink Let's go and have a drink Dave
Look Jean, I don't think
this is the right time to tell you
When I was sitting with Jack
he gave me a message for you
He asked me to tell you that he was
sorry Said you'd know what he meant
Look, let's get you home Jean
It wasn't him anymore, was it?
No He just... Wasn't
there He's gone.
But I feel I ought
to stay with him I
know But it's best
to go home Did he...
Say anything about her?
Was there a message for her as well?
I'm sorry It's all my fault.
If it hadn't have been
for me You wouldn't
have been on the
coach in the first place
I'm sorry.
Mate, that's what you
need A good night's
sleep And you young
David Ah, what now?
Is everything alright?
Yes, mum What
about this little girl?
We waited and waited
But in the end we
simply had to come
and find out She's fine
Look, we're shattered Perhaps
you could just run me home, okay?
Come on Fiona I'll just get my jacket
I'm Nick's mum, by the way Hello honey
I wondered if anyone had
told you about Jack Yes.
I was with him when he died
At the very end he said he...
Donald's my husband,
Mr Rowan Not Jack
Anything that's to be said about Jack
needs to be said to his wife Not me
Now then, Mr Smavik
According to you
You only had one
pint of beer last night
Now I find that very hard to believe
I'm not in the habit of lying Pardon me
You on the coach?
You didn't seem drunk,
Sarge Well I wouldn't, would I?
Because I don't drink and
drive How many more times?
Mr Smavik There's
just been a very serious
road accident In which
one man was k*lled
And two others seriously
injured Right And I'm one of them
You've no right to come here
pestering me this day, I'm in
Except that you were
the driver of the vehicle
And that means you
can be charged with
dangerous driving Even
manslaughter I told you
I swerved to avoid
a sheep It were an
accident, pure and simple
Did you see a sheep?
Oh no, Sarge I wasn't really
looking, I was... You were what?
Talking to a young lady, Sarge I'll be
back, Mr Smavik You can count on that
What are you doing here, Greengrass?
Don't you start I don't want to be
here, it's that Bernie Scripps idea
He feels guilty He
thinks it's our fault
that Smavik crashed
that flaming coach
And of course he can't
come until it's down
to muggins First bed
on the left, Claude
You deserve each
other I hate Donald
What a chance to get my own back
for the thumping you gave me Nurse!
Looks as if Gina's made up the
quarrel Nice of her to give her flowers
Mind you, it never would have worked
Her and your mum doing the bar together
Gina's got too used to
doing things her own way Nick
You've got to stop thinking about it
It's over and done with I know, I know
This sort of thing lives with
you afterwards, doesn't it?
I mean, sitting with a dying
man and having to tell his wife.
I'm just not very
good at it It'd be
difficult for anyone
Come here Bye bye, Joe
Keep your eye on that
boy of mine for me, yeah?
So, Mum, what are you going to
do when you get back to London?
Give Ferdinand the
boot Yeah, and ring me
and tell me you've
done it, thanks, Bernie
Blimey, you don't trust
me one little bit, do you?
I don't when you're made
unhappy, that's all, Mum
A man like that ain't worth bothering with
Take an advice from me own son,
Bernie, about me love life, I ask you
He must be old age
Bye bye, darling Yeah,
ta-ta, Mum Thanks
for a lovely time Bye
She's lovely Wish
my mum was like that.
Don't be silly I do
She's so nice and kind
and easy and my
mum's... Well, you met her
What a fiasco that was It
wasn't too bad It was, it was awful
I wish I'd told them about you
beforehand It was just so embarrassing
The meal was nice, no?
I don't care about the meal I don't
even remember eating it I tell you what
Ten years from now we'll be
laughing about this I doubt it
Did you say ten years from now?
What, if we still know each other?
Yeah, if Come here.
Heartbeat, why do you miss
when my baby kisses me?
Heartbeat, why does a
love kiss stay in my memory?
06x10 - The Championship
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British police procedural period drama series, based upon the "Constable" series of novels set within the North Riding of Yorkshire during the 1960s.
British police procedural period drama series, based upon the "Constable" series of novels set within the North Riding of Yorkshire during the 1960s.