[opening theme music playing]
[electronic warbling]
[bagpipe music playing]
[vehicle whirring]
[chickens clucking]
[liquid pouring]
- [rats squeaking]
- [man groaning]
I see ya, ya twitty wee shite.
[vehicles whirring]
[man]
Bloody hell.
[cat screeches]
- [cat scurrying]
- Hey!
- [hissing]
- [g*n f*ring]
Take that, ya nasty bastard.
[ominous music playing]
What the f*ck is that? [suspenseful music playing]
[phone beeping]
Aye, it's Mason.
Do you know a good pest control company? [music fades]
Yeah.
Mm
-hmm.
Yeah.
Oh.
Right.
Well, no need to worry, Mr.
Mason.
Traptech can solve your little rat problem.
Little? It's an armed rat f*cking rebellion, is what it is.
- [chuckling]
Well, no.
- [cat purring]
We're seeing quite a lot of this lately, Mr.
Mason.
Evolution, you see.
Humanity is warping the environment, forcing the animal kingdom to adapt, et cetera, et cetera.
A certain level of tool use is nothing to worry about.
Aye, aye.
Less Darwinian theory, more rodent
-k*lling hardware.
- Allow me to introduce the TT6.
- [dramatic music playing]
A fixed
-position, guided pulse laser with sensors that can zero a woodlouse at a kilometer.
The very latest in Traptech
-nology.
With just four of these k*lling machines in each barn, and you really can "Fire and Forget.
" [sighing heavily]
How much? Do I really need all this shite? Is this not a bit f*cking overkill? Well, you can't be too careful when it comes to pest control, Mr.
Mason.
- And Barn One systems are online.
- [electronic trilling]
[electronic warbling]
Oh! We've got a k*ll already.
[chuckling]
How about that? Look at that.
[cat meowing]
Ah, yes.
We do advise that you keep other animals clear of the k*ll zone.
- Her name was Susan.
- [melancholy music playing]
[voice breaking]
And I'll be expecting a discount for that.
[thudding]
[g*ns zapping]
[dramatic music playing]
[Mason chuckling]
[g*ns zapping]
- [g*n zapping continues]
- [Mason chuckling]
Fire and forget.
[alarm blaring]
[electronic buzzing]
[Mason]
Hmm? What the f*ck? You clever little bastard.
[music fades]
Hmm.
I was worried this might happen.
Well, Mr.
Mason, there's only one thing for it.
We're gonna have to go mobile.
The all new TT
-15 with gas
-cooled auto
-cannon, armored chassis, and the same targeting tech that navy drones carry.
Now that is what I call tool use.
[sighing heavily]
How much? [man]
Right, well, we've recovered four of the TT6s, but it says here you had five.
Ah, well, f*cking rats trashed them.
[sighing]
I'm afraid I'll still have to report them missing.
[man]
Good luck with that TT
-15! [Mason straining]
[grunting, groaning]
[clattering]
[electronic warbling]
[ominous music playing]
Bloody hell.
f*ck.
[g*ns f*ring]
[Mason]
Oh, um, thank you.
Carry on.
Good boy.
[dramatic music playing]
[yawning]
Bloody hell.
Welcome to the ratpocalypse.
[g*ns f*ring]
- [suspenseful music playing]
- [rat yelping]
[rats screaming]
[squelching]
[rat moaning]
[rat screaming]
Christ on a bike.
[g*ns f*ring]
[g*ns zapping]
Ah, f*cking f*ck.
[intense music playing]
[rats squeaking]
[g*ns zapping]
[rat yelling]
[rat yelling]
[g*ns zapping]
[rats yelling]
[g*ns zapping]
[rat screaming]
[music reaches crescendo]
[music stops]
[clattering]
[sizzling]
[somber music playing]
[Mason]
Christ.
Like World w*r f*cking IV.
[suspenseful music playing]
[heart b*ating]
[suspenseful music swelling]
[g*n f*ring]
[electronic warbling]
Take that, you nasty bastard.
[rats squeaking]
[uplifting music playing]
[handle squeaking]
[rat squeaking]
I salute your courage, sir.
- [rat squeaking]
- [slurping]
[coughing]
Ugh.
[coughing]
Bloody hell.
[hoarsely]
That's good.
So good.
[rats squeaking]
[dramatic bagpipe music playing]
[phone beeping]
[Mason]
Customer service, please.
Hello, this is Mason.
[chuckling]
Aye, that's right.
That one.
Yeah.
I just need to cancel a check.
[chuckling]
[music fades]
[electronic warbling]
[closing theme music playing]
[music fades]
03x07 - Mason's Rats
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The series is a re-imagining of Fincher and Miller's long in-development reboot of the 1981 animated science fiction film Heavy Metal.
The series is a re-imagining of Fincher and Miller's long in-development reboot of the 1981 animated science fiction film Heavy Metal.