01x03 - Curse of the Krumm / Krumm Goes Hollywood

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( Clock chiming, thunderclap )

( Creaking )

( Owl hooting )

( Shrieking )

( Crying )

( Gasps )

( Screaming )

Just do it!

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( Needle scratching record )

( Monster chuckles )

( Laughing )

Large, please.

( Gasps )

( Shrieks )

( Screams )

( Bells ringing )

( All yell )

( Squeak )

( Crickets chirping )

( Sniffing )

( Squealing )

( Chuckling )

I love being smelly.

Mmm, a worm.

Are you enjoying

Yourself?

Never had a better time.

Better than when you

Were flea-infested?

Sure.

Or when you ate

That car stereo

And burped

Country music?

Oh, yeah.

Even the time

We played marbles

With your eyeballs?

Yup. ( Chuckles )

This is the best time ever.

'Tis your turn

To pick ou

What we do next.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Boys and girls

He is gross, disgusting,

The vilest thing

That ever walked the earth.

He has the worst odor

In the universe!

I think he's talking

About you, krumm.

Barker:

He is wendell

The world's smelliest man!

( Gagging )

You got to admi

Whoever this wendell guy is

He's really popular.

( Flies buzzing )

He is rather impressive

For a human.

You can't tell mold

By its fuzz.

He wants trouble,

He's going to get it.

Wendell take my pits.

( Sniffing )

( Screams )

Oblina and ickis ( chanting ):

Krumm, krumm, krumm!

Krumm, krumm, krumm

Oh, seems you've made

A few new friends, krumm.

I know, watch this.

Ready, guys?

Ta-da!

( Laughs )

( Fireworks whistling )

Monsters:

Ooh ah

( Clock chiming )

It's midnight!

Happy birthday,

Krumm!

Happy birthday, krumm!

Gee, thanks, guys.

( Clock continues chiming )

( Gasping )

Hey, come back here.

Where you going?

Probably back

To their home

Which is exactly where

We should be heading.

You coming?

Sure, I've never been

To a fly's home

Before.

Not their home,

Our home!

I got

I got to go check on something.

I'll catch up

With you guys later.

Hey, guys, it's me.

Okay, ready?

Something stinks here

And it's not me.

( Exercise machine whirring )

Are you all right?

I'm worried

About you, krumm.

I didn't smell you

Come in last night.

I don't smell me now.

( Sniffing )

My goodness

You've los

Your smell.

Whatever will we do?

I can't go to class.

Everyone will laugh at me.

Oh, dear.

We'll tell the gromble

You ate too many

Candles off

Your cake yes.

I've always had b.o.

What am I going to do?

Ickis?

Here.

Blorp?

Here

Present

Aqui.

Krumm?

Krumm?

Uh, gromble, sir

Krumm wanted me

To tell you that

This better be good

Or he's going to be

Snorch food!

Krumm:

Here.

( Sniffs )

Your odor's back!

Gromble:

Well

What's your excuse?

Uh it's my birthday?

Your birthday? And I forgot?

Well, then

I'll just have to

Make it up to you.

What is the meaning

Of this?

I brought my own lunch?

How did those get there?

Implants!

I smell everything, krumm

Everything but you!

I lost my odor.

Really? You depend

Almost entirely

On your stench,

Don't you?

Uh-huh.

How tragic.

Must be awful to lose

Something so

Near and dear.

Poor krumm.

But

If you can't keep up

With the res

Of the class

You're ou

On your eyeballs!

You may wan

To take time

To think about this.

Oblina:

Mr. Gromble, sir

Aren't you being

Just a bit too harsh with krumm?

Are you questioning my methods?

N-n-no.

Good. I didn't think so.

Krumm?

Krumm, are you here?

( Gasps )

Sorry.

He's not in there,

Either.

"Dear ickis and oblina

"The gromble was right.

I'm nothing. Gone home."

( Gasps )

Oh, krumm.

Hi, son.

Good to see you.

Great crop, huh?

I guess.

What's the matter, son?

I've never seen you

This down.

Why aren't you

At school?

I wish I could be.

I'm ex-stinked.

You mean

I lost my smell, dad.

Oh, no the curse

Of the krumm.

The what?

The curse of the krumm.

What's going to happen?

It already did, son.

You lost your smell.

Will I

Get it back?

No one in our family

Has so far.

But you've always been

A pretty smelly guy.

Stinkbugs and

Sardines, son.

I tried that on the gromble

And he caught me.

Yeah, caught me, too.

Darn flowers.

Why didn't you

Tell me about it?

It's always

Skipped a generation.

And since I had it, well

I'm sorry.

I I had no way to know.

Well, what should I do now?

Good catch, son.

Hey, why don't you

Join me?

Horvak and son.

What do you think?

Dad, I I need to

Make it on my own.

Yeah.

Son

I'll be proud no matter wha

You do.

( Shrieks )

Okay, wait for me.

Let's go.

And no stopping for drinks.

When I grow up,

I want to be just like you.

Hey, I used to be real smelly.

Yeah, sure, and I have two eyes.

( All laughing )

( Shrieks )

What are you doing here?

We've come to take you home.

I am home.

You just lost your smell,

That's all.

Krumm:

That was everything.

What about us?!

You're a monster,

Krumm.

We'll find something else

For you to do.

Something so rotten,

So vile, so disgusting

That gromble will beg

For you to come back.

Like what?

Can you help me, sonny?

In a minute.

How are you

At oozing pus?

Dry as a bone.

Growing fangs?

I can't.

How about welling up and looming

Like ickis does?

I have to ge

To the other side.

Hang on, pops.

You can howl

Quite well.

I've heard you

In your sleep.

I want to come back.

But if I don't smell

I want to cross

And I want to cross now!

All right, already.

Maybe I should give scaring

Another try.

Of course you should.

We'll find something you can do.

Yah oh!

Whoops, there goes

Another one.

Now remember,

Don't sh**t till

The water's

Up to your eyes.

( Gurgling and gagging )

That's it, krumm!

( Coughing and spitting )

That was funny.

Do it again.

Great, now I'm funny.

Well, now, maybe

Ickis's talen

Wasn't for you.

But what about mine?

You're pretty scary.

Thank you.

All you have to do is reach

Way down inside yourself

And see what you come up with.

See? It is simple.

Here goes nothing.

I can't find anything.

Deeper, you have

To reach deeper.

( Grunts )

I told you, I got nothing.

Come on, krumm.

Leave me alone,

I'm, I'm useless.

Now is not a time

To give up!

Maybe you're right.

If I think I

I can stink it maybe.

I love you.

Think it, stink it.

Think it, stink it. Think it

I've got a surprise for you.

Oh

Isn't he precious?

Oh, I just think he's precious.

( Kissing and cooing ):

Precious, precious, precious.

( Snarling )

( Yelling )

( Screaming )

Krumm, you've done it!

You have found the new you!

You look awful!

I do?

I did it, I did it, I did it!

( Laughing )

I don't know how

To thank you guys.

( Gasping )

( Groaning )

Ah

Ickis, oblina

I got my smell back!

( Laughing )

Krumm, you stink again.

What a stench!

( Chuckles )

That's my boy.

He broke the curse of the krumm.

It's really quite simple.

Your son worked hard,

He never gave up

And his reward is a stench

That brings tears to my eyes.

I could have done that.

Oh, please,

You were hopeless.

Nothing personal.

( Wet footsteps approaching )

( Roars )

( Screams )

Cut.

Marty, what are you

Doing to me here?

Is it an overwhelming

Desire to bankrupt me?

Is that it?

No, j.b., It's just that

I'm not feeling so hot.

Call me a perfectionis

But I'd like to

Film this scene

Without you falling down

Just once!

Take five.

Take five.

( Wet rumbling )

( Shrieking )

Wherever are you going?

To see where we are.

It's where we aren't--

Back at school.

I said left a

The last drainpipe

But no, let's no

Listen to ickis.

How about a quick

Scare before dinner?

J.b.:

Marty?

Hide!

This is no time

To take a nap, marty!

( Groans )

Oh, great.

Now what am I going to do?

( Sneezes )

( Screams )

( Screams )

That was great!

It was?

I can't remember

The last time

An extra actually scared me.

What's your name, boy?

Krumm.

Krumm? Sounds

Like a snack cake.

Let me tell

You something.

Success is all in the timing.

I need a new star

For my picture.

You want the job?

Job?

You'll be

The scaries

Monster ever.

Gruel.

Which of my movies

Have you seen?

Certainly

You've heard of

The monster from

The black lagoon.

Nope.

The big monster

From the black lagoon?

The big black monster from

The black lagoon?

Well

This movie's totally different.

I'm gonna call it

The relatively small monster

From the big black lagoon.

Pretty exciting, huh?

Your agent--

Who are you with?

Ickis and oblina.

Never heard of 'em.

I better go.

Go? Are you nuts?

This is your big chance.

We have art to make.

You drink a lot of coffee?

You're quite small

But so is mickey rooney

And he scares

The heebie-jeebies

Out of me.

( Shrieking )

That's my boy.

I think he mistook krumm

For a human in costume.

( Buzzer )

Get out of the way!

Extras.

You look like

A christmas ornament.

Merry christmas!

( Screams )

It's nice when

The holidays come early.

I really like rice.

You're a fiendish monster.

She's married to the man

Who banished you

To the black lagoon

Forcing you to become

The relatively small monster

From the big black lagoon.

And

Action.

Action!

( Camera running )

Action.

Action!

Whenever you're ready.

Whenever you're ready.

Ready for what?

To scare her!

Scare her.

Oh, why didn't you say so?

( Roars )

That was beautiful!

And in one take.

Pinch me, I'm dreaming.

Is this maniac

A professional or what?

Who feels the love?

Is it only me?

I better get out of here.

Ho!

You're headed

The wrong way, come on.

I'll show you to your trailer.

These humans

Are everywhere.

Let's find krumm

And get out of here.

You're going

To like it here, krummy.

It's not abou

The money for us.

It's about the loving

And the caring

And the giving and the doing.

We're a family.

Heads up.

Why don't we go inside?

We got contracts to sign.

( Sniffing )

And you might wan

To think about a shower.

I don't shower.

A method actor, huh?

All right, we'll do

The contracting later

When you're in the mood.

( Woman screams )

Sorry!

Next time you forge

My salad fork

You can forget your job, too!

Good scare.

It's all part of the game.

You act like a monster,

They treat you like royalty.

I love games.

You'll love this one.

Let's do lunch while

I show you the ropes.

Do lunch?

You've got a lot to learn.

( Coughs )

Repeat after me.

"You look fabulous."

Ah

We're safe.

Man:

And action!

Now, why does tha

Sound familiar?

Beautiful! Print.

Anybody mind

If I take this tire?

Krumm requested I

For his trailer.

I need time

On those busted tvs.

They're not easy to get.

Psst!

Where have you been?

Here.

Great garbage.

Thanks, I picked it out myself.

I think the three of us

Should get going.

Where?

Back to school.

Maybe I'll go

Back there someday.

When?

Let me check my book.

What is that for?

It's a game.

What do you win?

( Knocking )

Yeah?

Here's your sludge.

If there's anything

Else you need

I mean anything

Just page me

On my bicycle phone.

That's what you win.

Want me to leave this

For the gromble?

What about scaring humans?

J.b. Says I'll scare millions.

Have you stopped

To consider the consequences

If they find ou

You're a real monster?

It depends--

What does "consequences" mean?

You simpleton.

What it means is

If you get caugh

It puts us all in danger.

Nobody'll catch me, I'm krumm.

If they don't catch you,

The gromble certainly will.

Gromble, shmomble.

I'm living for the now.

( Phone rings )

Call me. We'll do garbage.

Well, if that's how he feels.

Yeah, who needs him?

Wow!

Hmm, not bad.

It had resonance, tone

And a certain bouquet,

Which is grea

If you're a glass of swine.

But you're a monster!

Give me another one.

I don't know if I can.

Nonsense.

( Clucking tongue )

That is negative thinking.

And I'm afraid

I'm just going to have to

Put my foot down!

( Squeals )

Ah I love to teach.

Any questions?

Yes?

Is this going to be on the test?

Why, yes.

Yes, it is.

So you better have I

All in your head!

Any other questions?

( Gasps )

And just where is krumm?

This is the second day

He's been absent.

Is there something

I should know?

I-i-i think he ate

Some bad clam shells.

I'm sure he'll be here

For class tomorrow.

For his sake, he'd better be.

( Groans )

Oblina?

Yes?

I can't sleep.

It's not the same

Without his stench.

I know.

I tried rotted cheese

But it's a poor substitute.

Maybe we should go back again.

He wants to stay.

What can we do?

( Knock at door )

Gromble:

Hello?

Anyone home?

The gromble!

What should we do?

Don't worry, I'll handle him.

I knew it!

Go above ground

Without my permission, will he?

Wait till I get my heels on him.

Where is he?

Where's who?

Did you enjoy that?

I'm all for dental hygiene,

Sir, it's just that

Where is he?

( Whining ):

All right, all right, I'll talk.

Just don't pop me!

( Sniffling )

( Knock at door )

Uh-oh.

Um, krumm, sir?

( Roars )

J.b. Wants to see you.

Some p.r. Thing.

Aren't you scared?

No, we do p.r. Stuff

All the time.

Of me, scared of me.

Do you want me to be?

Well, yeah.

Oh, then, yeah, I'm terrified.

You really scare me.

( Knocking )

Krumm, it's j.b.

What are you doing?

Being scary.

Oh, yeah.

The whole looming,

Roaring thing.

We'll use that.

I got some reporters outside--

Now what are you doing?

Packing.

Things are jus

Starting to roll, come on.

Take this thing off

And let the press mee

The man behind the mask.

It's not a mask,

I'm a real monster.

And I'm the queen of england.

You are a real monster.

Wait a minute--

Do you realize

The merchandising potential?

Why, we'll have

Krumm lunch boxes

Thermoses, we can even

Have a line of clothing--

Krummderwear.

You're supposed to be scared.

I am, I am,

But I'm happy to say

My overwhelming greed

Has stifled the urge to run.

We're gonna make

Millions together.

I'm out of here.

Wait!

We've got a contract.

I don't know if the law applies

To your species, but

You'll never work

In this town again.

( Ticking )

Wake up!

Can we leave the alarm

By your bed from now on?

( Yawning )

( Door opens )

Need a roommate?

( Sniffing )

Ah, morning breath.

Are you staying?

If you want me to.

Of course.

Does the gromble

Know I was gone?

He forced a confession

From ickis.

Sorry, pal.

I bet he's going

To chew me out.

You don't know the half of it.

You guys are my best friends.

Oh, please,

Don't get all mushy on us.

If we don't get to class soon

The gromble

Will make us all mushy.

Krumm:

Great, I come back

And the gromble leaves.

Where could he be?

Cut!

( Roaring )

Oh, what now?

Sorry, gromby.

Wardrobe?

Yes, j.b.?

Can we do something

About those shoes?