01x09 - House Broken/Stinky Toe

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♪ A-a-a-angry beavers ♪

♪ Beavers. ♪

( Coughing )

( Gagging, wheezing )

Smell!

Stink!

( Coughing )

Bad!

Ooh.

Bad!

Help!

( Gasping )

Need air!

Oof!

Whoo!

( Yawning )

Morning, dag.

Oh, man!

What a bad dream!

I was playing
in this meadow

And all of a sudden...

( Snorting )

Everything...

( Wheezes )

Started to... Stink

Really, really...

( Honking and snorting )

Wait a sec.

( Sniffing, snorting )

I can still smell it!

Whoo-ho!

Ditto, daggolito.

Seems your stash
of pillow cheese has gone bad.

It can't be.

It's individually wrapped.

See? ( Sniffing )

Hmm. Then what is it?

( Coughing, sputtering... )

Norb!

It's your toe!

You don't think it's...

( In unison ):
stinky toe?!

The rare and incurable disease
that afflicts only beavers?

Nah, it can't be
stinky toe, it...

I must have stepped
in something.

That's it, i-i
stepped in something.

Oh, you brave
little beaver

You're in denial.

( Coughing and croaking )

I'll have to spend
the rest of my days alone

On a desert island

Where no one can smell me.

( Bird honking )

( Bird coughs )

Hey. Come on, norb!

( Wheezing and honking )

I'd never let that
happen to you.

Don't you worry!

We're going to
b*at this thing...

( Wheezing )

...together!

( Gasping )

Geez, you stink.

Daggett:
trust me, norb.

That old stinky toe won't

Stand a chance
against modern

Stink-cleaning
techniques.

Now just sit tight.

( Squealing )

( Yelling )

( Yelling )

( Howling in pain )

See, norbie?
I told you it would work!

You're cured!

( Choking and gagging )

Well... I guess

We'll just have to
send you through again.

( Men coughing and retching )

Or... Maybe not.

There! All done!

Voila!

I'm proud to present...

The smell cell!

The smell cell?

A jail for stinkiness.

Stink can't stink
if you can't smell it.

Hmm.

For extra mobility.

( Grunting, panting )

Well, i...

I guess I can
get used to it.

What's that sound?

( Rumbling )

( Shrieks )

She's going to blow!

( Yelping )

Get me out of this thing!

Okay, okay!

All we have to do is...

( Smell cell hiccups )

Norbert:
dag...

Untie me now!

No way, nor-bay!

This time your stinky toe
is finito!

( Beep )

( Motor whirring... )

Foot powder in position, sir.

Roger. Commencing countdown.

Five...

Four...

Three...

Two...

One!

( Imitating
launch noise )

( Pop )

We have fumigation!

( Laughing triumphantly )

We did it, norb!

We did it!

Do you hear me?

You have been c...

( Hissing, cracking )

( Gagging, wheezing )

Help! Get me out of here!

I can't...

( Coughing )

( Moaning )

( Coughing )

( Gagging subsiding )

( Catching breath )

( Inhales )

( Sigh of relief )

Hey!

Norb!

The stinky toe smell!

It's gone!

You're cur-ed!

Norb?

Hey, a note.

Yow!

Norbert:
"dear brother

"By now we both must
realize there's no cure.

"I have no choice but to go

"To my desert island

"Where the world will be safe

From the stinky toe."

Wait!

Don't go!

I have another idea!

Air fresheners!

Hundreds of them!

And huge fans!

( Panting )

Stop!

Come back!

I'll cure you!

Dry cleaner.

Doughnut shop.

Stinky-poo technologies?

The smell research center?

Woman ( over speaker ):
welcome to stinky-poo
technologies.

If it stinks, we study it.

Please select the level
of stink you wish to visit.

Level one: unpleasant odors.

Level two:

Foul, reeking stenches.

Level three: what d*ed in here?

Warning.

Level four: stinky...

( Coughs )

...toe.

Ahh!

Proceed at your own risk.

( Cow mooing )

Just where do you
think you're going?

I'm here to find a cure
for stinky toe.

You?

( Laughing scornfully )

You think you
can find a cure?

We couldn't find one,
and we're scientists!

See-- we've got white coats.

Right, pete?
Right, right.

Bet you didn't
even go to college.

Got to go to college
to be a scientist

Like pete did.
Right, pete?

( Mumbles ):
I'm with you.

Yeah? Well, I'm
going to find a cure

And save my brother!

You're wasting
your time!

We proved there's no cure.

So in 24 hours, we're putting
every stinky-toed beaver

On a rocket and blasting them
to the end of the universe

Where we'll never
smell them again.

( Gasps )

That's right!

We need the desert islands!

24 Hours.

That's all you've got.

That's only...

Not very many days.

( Cackling cruelly... )

Woman:
24 hours to stinky toe launch.

( Slams )

( Beeping )

19 Hours to stinky toe launch.

Seven hours
to stinky toe launch.

( Trilling beep )

( Wheeze )

45 Minutes to stinky toe launch.

Curses!

I have failed you, norb!

The dreaded stinky toe
has beaten me!

( Alarm ringing )

( Beeping )

Of course! It was right there
in front of me all the time!

Stinky thing plus stinky thing

Equals... Not smelly!

( Laughing )

Hang on, norbie!

I'm on my way!

Give it up,
little beaver!

We're launching those
stinky toes in 15 minutes

And there's nothing you
can do to stop it!

( Engine roars )

Hey, he's got
a motor on his boat.

Hmm... Smart.

Very smart.

Maybe he did
go to college.

Dag!

Norb!

I found the cure!

Behold!

The stink-o-matic!

Hey!

( Grunting )

Please, don't hurt me!

( Clanking )

( Sniffing )

It... It's gone!

My toe has stopped stinking!

Dag, you're
a genius!

No... I'm a scientist.

Look.

He's wearing a white coat.

That must mean...

He cured his brother.

( Mumbling ):
I'd like to see the research.

Nice work, daggy.

Sorry I doubted you
there for a minute.

You're the best brother
a beaver could ever have.

What, norb?
I can't hear you.

( Louder ):
I said...

Oh, no!

Dag!

You've got...

Gunky ear!

What? What did you say?

Don't worry, dag,
I'll cure you.

Huh?
I said,
I'll cure you.

What?
I said, i...

Eh? Speak up!

( Sighs )

What?

What's your problem?

( Chain saw buzzing )

( Gnawing )

( Peeing )

( Gagging )

( Saw whirring )

( Bees buzzing )

( Screaming... )

( Shrieking )

( Panting )

Oh!

( Smack )

( Groaning )

( Barking, yelping )

( Yelping continues )

( Clicking remote )

( Sighs in boredom )

( Exhausted panting )

It's about time, dag.

Bad day, dag?

( Panting )

"Bad day, dag?"!

Bad day?! Bad day?!

The-the-the tree!

Then the wid slammed!

Bees, norb,
millions of bees!

Then the bear

I, a, te walls! Satin!

I almost ate coyote wee-wee!

Whoo, tell me about it.

You want a mint or something?

No, I don't want a mint,
you spoot-head!

I want out ofhere!

Okay, take it easy.

You're going to...

I can't take it easy!

That's the problem, norbie.

I can't live like this anymore.

It's too hard!

You hear me?

I can't take it!

( Timbers cracking )

Okay dag.

I think you might
have a point.

( Door bells chime )

Now, remember:

We want to go home
with a good family

So don't geek out.

You're the geek.

Here we are, little puppies.

Your new home.

Norbert:
the good life.

I got to hand it
to you--

This is the best idea
that you've ever had.

Come on, norbie.

Let's make ourselves at home.

( Yells joyfully )

Giant beds!

With electric blankets.

Mondo fridge.

With free ice!

Ha-ha! Yee-haw!

( Panting )

Walk-in closet!

With a big leg!

Big leg?

Norbert:
hey, dag?

Check it out!

( Laughs )

Both:
big-screen home
entertainment center!

We're home, norbie!

We're home!

( Laughing, singing )

Truman!

They're on the furniture!

Bad puppies,
get down.

No puppies
on the furniture!

( Gasping, wheezing )

Woman:
oh, heavens!

Truman, what have you done?

( Sobbing, screaming ):
daddy k*lled the puppies!

Hold on, now, there's
nothing to worry about.

Their convulsions
are only temporary.

It's puppy pepper spray

The latest in pet behavioral
modification.

Pets don't know any better

Because their brains
are smaller than ours.

So the best way
to show them our love

Is to teach them good behavior.

I understand now,
daddy.

Can I show the puppies
that I love them, too?

Of course you can,
sweetie.

Bad puppies,
we love you!

Bad puppies,
we love you!

Bad puppies,
we love you!

All right, puppies, heel.

"Heal"? What's he
talking about?

Maybe he thinks
we're sick.

I said, heel!

( Leash winding )

Now look, it's very simple.

Heel!

( Chomping )

( Scream )

He said "heel."

Maybe it's not "heal."

( Squeaking rhythmically
like windshield wipers)

( Panting )

Gee, daddy, I think I might be

Brushing them too hard.

Nonsense, tanya.

The harder,
the better.

Make sure the
water's cold.

It's better
for their coats.

( Beavers moaning )

This leg has been in the goode
family for generations.

It was passed down to me
by my father

And gosh,
by his father before him.

And someday, I'll
pass it along to you.

Do you ever think
I'll need a wooden leg,
daddy?

Hopefully not, sweetie.

But thanks to your forefathers,
you'll always be prepared.

Mom:
dinnertime.

Beavers:
mm-mmm.

Gosh, dag, I got to
hand it to you.

This really is
the good life.

Learning to heel.

Leisurely walks
in the park

With our new doggy
friends licking you.

The daily ice baths.

Oh, and not to mention
the spicy puppy spray

Has cleared up
my sinuses.

Okay, okay, you're right.

You don't have to rub it in.

We'll find
another family.

No, not another family!

Because we're not going
to be pets anymore.

We're going home now!

Okay, we'll go!

Geez, you act like this
is all my fault.

( Crickets singing )

( Bow tie squeaks )

( Gulps nervously )

Over here!

No, over here!

Come on!

Over here, this way!

We're in luck!

These g*ons don't
even have a fence!

No, dag, wait!

Wait, wait!

Freedom!

( Siren blares )

( Floodlights clicking on )

( Machinery grinding )

( Spraying )

( Daggett gasps, yells )

Oh, baby!

That's the mother lode.

( Slurping, chewing noisily )

( Alarm rings )

( Vomiting )

Norbert:
man!

( Sniffing )

( Sniffing )

( Chorus of sniffing )

( Loud burp )

Well, puppies, we're off to
our weekly pet pals meeting.

Now, you keep an eye
on the house

Like good
little watchdoggies.

( Thud )

Oh, isn't that
sweet, darling?

He doesn't want
you to go.

Just one of the many
joys of pet ownership.

( Boings )

You hugged him!

( Yells ):
traitor!

( Pop )

( Chewing )

( Chomping )

( Spitting )

I can't believe it!

( Weakly ):
all the wood here is fake!

What are we
going to do?!

I'm starving
to death!

I need
some wood!

Both:
to the closet!

( Door creaks open )

( House keys jingling )

( Both burping )

Dee-lish!

( Burps )

( Yelling ):
the goode leg!

Well, if that's
the good life

I'll take our
bad life any day.

Me, too!

( Bushes rattling )

( Coyotes snarling )

( Both ):
bad puppies,
we love you!

Bad puppies,
we love you!

( Laughing )

Bad love-puppies!

Those bad puppies!