01x12 - The Bing That Wouldn't Leave/You Promised!

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♪ A-a-a-angry beavers ♪

♪ Beavers. ♪

( Squeals with delight )

( Happy squeaking )

Hmm.

( Rattling )

( Sneeze )

Huh?

Let's see.

Half pint of pine pulp, check.

Two dozen aspen twigs, check.

Cedar sap, mesquite chips,
check, check.

Just need two rolls of birch
bark and I am finito completo.

( Saw buzzing )

( Muffled mumbling )

Aah!

Howdy, neighbor.

( Screaming )

My buck-tooth buddy

I'll have you out in a jiff.

( Choking )

There you go, pal.

See?
Nothing to it...

Uh-oh.
Problem.

( Snapping )

( Screaming )

( Crashing )

( Wheels squeaking )

No problem.

All's well.

Not to worry.
I'm on it.

There you go.
Good as new.

Arranged by size

'Cause I couldn't

Do it by alphabet.

Hope that's okay.

That's, uh, fine.

Great.

My name's bing

What's yours?

Uh, oh, mine?
I'm daggett.

Wow, dag-get.

That's so international.

You're a beaver,
aren't you?

Well, yes, i...

Waterproof fur, web tootsies

Check this flippy-floppy tail...

Hey, hey,
get out of there!

Hey, yeah, it's...
Pretty cool...

Check out
the choppers, man.

It's super cool
to have teeth.

All I got is this
sticky tongue.

Got it stuck on a migrating
mallard one time

Ended up in mexico.

Weird, huh?
Hey.

Wow, a beaver.
That is so cool.

Well...

Never met one before

But I'm a big,
big fan.

Really?

Oh, yeah.
Sure.

Beavers are
nature's geniuses.

( Laughing )

Well... I do have...

( Daggett grunting )

I know we just met

But I feel like

We've known
each other forever.

Bing:
maybe because
we're both into lumber.

Being a tree lizard,
I only crawl

You build great stuff.

Let's hang out.

We should do
that sometime.

Wow, that's great!

When?

Huh? Duh,
how about... Now!

What do you know?
I'm available!

Man, this'll be super fun.

Are you building anything today?

I'd love to just hang out,
watch you work.

Check out your technique.

Daggett:
uh...

Just a few more picks

And my masterpiece
will be complete.

( Daggett howling )

Bing:
rocket slide comin' round.

Wow!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

No!

Stop!

No!

( Crashing )

( Both laughing )

Good driving,
test pilot bing.

That was super fun,
test pilot daggett.

Let's go again.

Get off of me,
you hammerheads.

Geez.
What's your problem?

What's the matter?

What's my problem?

You and your little friend

Have been running
around here all day

Driving me insane.

Hey, look
at your... Ooh!

( Rattling )

( Crashing )

My redwood!

Hey, hey, hey,
no problem!

Not to worry.
I'm on it.

( Buzzing, whirring )

( Pounding )

Good as new.

You can even drive
through it.

( Mimics car sounds )

( Giggles )
neat, huh?

You think that's neat?

You wrecked something
I've been working on

For three months...

And just because your little
friend rebuilds it...

Yeah, but...

In three seconds

You think
that's... Neat?

That's not neat.

Eeh.

Sorry.

It's fantabulous.

Eh?

It's a timber-ific
masterpiece.

Wow!
You like it?

You really,
really like it?

Like it?

I love it.

Put 'er there, pal.

Wow!

As a matter of fact

I think we ought to celebrate

Your bark-ified
artistic achievement

With a hearty round
of dizzy man tag.

And daggett... Is it.

Heh?

Dizzy man tag.

Whoo.
That's a super fun idea.

Dag is it,
catch him if you can.

I don't believe
that you will.

( All shouting, laughing )

Daggett:
whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

( Daggett laughing )

( Laughing )

Norb, I broke
the little guy.

Oh, no, no, no problem.
No biggie.

Happens all the time.
Not to worry.

( Grunting )

What's he doing?

Whoa!

See?
Good as new.

Both:
wow!

Birds love those things.

Weird, huh?

Did you see that, dag?

The bangster
is indestructible.

I guess I am.

I could do it again.

Oh, yeah.

Uh, no, don't.

( Stretching )

I mean let's do
something else.

Righty, right-right
you are,ag.

Lots of super cool,
super fun things to do.

Wowy, wow, wow.

Our new little
repto-pal's the coolest.

You said it, brother.

I hope he stays
our friend forever.

That's one
of me hatching

You can see my nose

Coming through the shell...

Mm-hmm.

More of my nose.

Here's my brother...
Or my sister.

It's hard to
tell withlizards

Unless you get
really close.

Only ten more
photo albums to go.

( Growling softly )

Three days, norb.

He's been here
fr three whole days.

If he has one more
"super fun" thing to do

I'll stangle him.

Dag, dag,i understan
how you fee.

But it's ot bing's fault.

He's a good fellow,
he just overdoes it.

Well... It's
about time

He overdoes it
somplace else.

We're going
to ditch him.

Oh,bing?

Daggie?

Yes, norbie and I

Are powerfully thirsty...

Mm-hmm.

But it seems
we're out of yahoo.

Say no more,
I'm on it.

I'll scoot down
to the store

And pick up a case.

My treat!

( Laughing )

Pull down the shades,
pretend we're not home.

We'd have to be
pretty desperate

To use a dumb plan
like that.

I'll lock the door.

Yoo-hoo!

Hey, buds, it's me.

Open up.

( Giggling softly )

It worked.

( Screaming )
bing!

Yahoo, guys?

( Whimpers )

Guess I locked myself out.

Good thing I made a copy
of your keys.

Why are all the lights off?

I bet it's a fuse box.

Don't worry, I'm on it.

( Crying )

Great idea.

I suppose you
have a better one?

As a matter of fact, I do.

This calls for subtlety
and finesse.

Observe.

Oh, bing?

Old buddy, old pal.

How'd you like to see
some pirate bones?

Pirate bones?

Yes.

Super fun.

And since their location is

An ancient beaver secret

We'll have to
blindfold you first.

( Giggling )

( Birds chirping )

( Wind howling )

( Water dripping )

Here we are,
bing, buddy.

Those pirate bones
are straight ahead.

Just don't take off your
blindfold till you find them.

This is so cool.

And don't worry.

We'll be right behind you.

( Both laughing )

( Laughing harder )

( Gasping )

Duh?! Duh?!

Ahoy, you buccaneering beavers.

We ditched...
Back...

No.

Oh, norb.

No.
No.

Oh, eek!

Ahh! No!

Man, that was super fun.

Hey, my bark tarts are done.

I made a batch

Waiting for my bestest
buddies to come back.

He's the clingiest guy
in the world.

Why does he have
to cling to us?

Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

( Squeaks )

Hmm...

All we have to do
is find someone else

For bing to cling to.

Bing-go!

( Laughing )

Get it, bing-go?

No, what?

I still got it.

( Lively music playing )

Fantastic!

Oh, wow,
look at these great...

Yeah.
The greatest of parties!

Hey, everybody

We'd like you
all to meet

Our new bestest
buddy, bing.

It's bing, don't
let him touch me.

Oh, no.

It's bing.

Get out of my way.

Clear the door, please.

Go.
Quickly.

Let me out of here.

We're gone.

( Splashing, shouting )

( Animals shouting in panic )

( Door bangs )

Don't leave us
here with... Bing.

( Crying )

It's all right.

This isn't my first
pass-the-bing party.

"Pas-the-bng"?

W-whatever do you mean?

Don't worry.

I won't ever bother
you guys

With my stupid old
friendship ever again.

Yes!

Bing!

Stop!

Norbert:
I'm really sorry

For the way
we treated you.

It was wrong.

And mean.

Right, dag?

Uh, uh... Yeah!

Norb is very sorry he...

( Gasps )

We're both sorry.

Look.

We still... Want

To be your friends.

Just not
24 hours a day.

Oh, that's great
great news.

You won't regret it.

Good.

So we'll see you
sometime.

Bye-bye.

This is so great.

I know a super
fun thing

We could do...

( Gasps )

Okay, so this is cool.

Um, tell you what.

Till you guys call,
or something.

And you know me, always ready

To have some super fun.

So... Just come by
or you could

Call the next day,
or whatever...

I'm totally available.

If that's no good for you

I'll re-work my schedule.

That's not a problem,
I can easily do it...

( Crickets chirping )

( Banging )

( Horns tooting )

Whoo!

( Laughing )

This is it!
The final laps

Of the suction cup endure-o 500.

500 Grueling laps.

And norbert's in the lead.

But daggett is coming on strong.

It's the final lap,
and it looks like

Daggett's going
to take the prize.

Norbert:
lickety splits are

The sugary maple treat
you split and lick.

First beaver down
from the ceiling gets it.

( Screaming )

Seems norb is about to do
his favoritest thing:

Baiting the loser.

( Yelps )

( Crashing )

( Soundtrack slows down )

Oh, look
oh, look

At the
lickety split
at the
lickety split

Drop...
Drop...

Whoa...
Whoa...

( Screaming )
( grunting )

This is...

No good.

We're too evenly
matched.

We have to think

Of something else.

I got it.

We'll trade.

What kind of a trade?

You give me the lickety split

And I'll do whatever
your little

Daggy-waggy-saggy-

Baggy-shaggy heart
desires.

For one whole day.

One lickety split

And you'll do
whatever I want

For one whole day?

One whole day.

A year from now.

A year from now?

I might forget.

You? Mr. Memory-
like-a-steel-sieve?

Well, I do have quite
a good, uh... Uh...

Memory.

Okay. But you have
to give me

Your double secret
solemn beaver promise

You'll keep the bargain.

My double secret
solemn beaver promise?

Yep.

If I break it

I'll have to spend
the rest of my life banished

To the highest mountain
in an itchy sweater!

Can I ask you
a question?

What?

What did we have
for breakfast?

Uh, uh, um, uh, um...

I can't remember.
Why?

No reason.

You have
my double secret

Solemn beaver promise.

( Drilling )

Mmm.

( Slurps )

Ah!

( Slurping )

( Snoring, slurping )

( Loud trumpet music )

Morning, norbie.

Time to rise
and shine...

And mambo!

We are celebrating.

( Trilling )

( Whooping )

Arriba, arriba.

Yay, yay,
yay, yay, yay!

Whoo!

( Laughing )

What are we
celebrating?

Exactly one year ago,
for one lickety split

You promised in
one year you'd do

Whatever I want
for one whole day.

You remembered?!

But you never

Remember anything.

You know that second,
transparent eyelid we have

That lets beavers see
when we swim under water?

Sure, I've got them, too.

To make sure
I wouldn't forget

I wrote a little reminder
on them.

See?

"Norb promised."

Dag... Yes.

Daggie... Yes.

Daggopolous...

Best brother
a beaver ever had.

You're not going to hold me
to a silly promise

Made over one
teeny tiny lickety split

A year ago, are you?

Uh-huh.

You could back out

On your double secret
solemn beaver promise

And spend the rest
of your days

On the highest mountain

In an itchy sweater.

Oh, stupid sweater.

Can't believe
it's come to this...

( Cackling )

Gloat, gloat.

( Cackling )

I've made a little list.

"Pick up all dag's stuff."

That's it?

You've had a whole year

And that's all?

I was going to think
of other stuff.

I just never did.

Now, pick up my stuff.

And do it cheerfully.

Uh-uh-uh, still not
cheerful enough, brother.

( Cackling )

I've got it.

From now on,
every time

I tell you
to do something

You say
"okey-dokey."

Okey-dokey.

( Crashing )

Hmm, not bad.

But you're
all dirty, norbie.

Time to take
a little swim.

50 Miles
upstream.

( Growling )

( Cackling )

That's it, norbie.

Are you swimming?

( Grunts )

This stream is so...
( Muttering )

( Grunts )

Ow!

Ooh, watch
that rock!

No, I want you
to hit the rock.

Hit the rock.

( Cackling )

Do I look like a salmon?

Whoo, you are a salmon!

Water in my mouth.

( Laughing )

That was great.

What's next?

Stop grinning.
It's creeping me out.

The day's a-wasting.

And there's so much more
I can do to you.

Ah, you're playing
your little norb

Head games.
You want me to think

If I tell you
to do something

You'll do
something bad.

Au contraire.

I'm ready and waiting

To say "okey-dokey, daggie."

Oh, yes!

I'm ready!

I live to serve.

( Crashing )

Okay.

Okay.

Okay, I know how much

You like
to look cool.

I want you to act like
you're a farm animal.

Okey-dokey.

Moo.

( Whinnying )

( Laughing )

You are pretty uncool.

( Laughing )

( Bellows )

What's the idea?

Just pretending
I'm a farm animal.

( Bellows )

( Screams )

( Screams )

( Screams )

I command you
to cut it out.

( Bellowing )

( Screaming... )

( Screaming... )

( Laughing )

You just went back
on your double secret

Solemn beaver promise.

No, I didn't.

I did just
what you told me.

Just like I promised.

Even said "okey-dokey."

Whatever I do after
that is my business.

Why don't you admit
you can never b*at me.

( Gasps ) oh, yeah?

Well, I order you to...

T... Oh.

Norb...

I order you to lose to me.

( Giggling )

( Imitating motorcycle engine )

♪ This is going
to be so cool ♪

♪ Norbie has to lose ♪

♪ And can't try
any tricks ♪

♪ And the prize is... ♪

A giganterous box

Of lip-smacking
lickety splits!

Ready, loser brother?

Ready.

On your mark...
Get set, go.

Isn't this fun?

( Grumbling )

The most
interesting thing

About today's
daggett 500 is

That no matter what

Norb has to lose!

Daggett:
one hundred.

Two hundred.

Three hundred.

Four hundred.

This is it.

The last lap.

( Bell chiming )

Ha! A little flaw in your plan.

Eh?

It's midnight.

I'm free of
the silly promise.

Now we'll see who's the loser.

Oh, no, you don't.

Oh, no! Oh, no!

Only one lickety
slit left?!
Only one lickety
split left?!

( Both grunting )

Give me that!

Let go of
my lickety split!

I'll lickety split you!

Let go.
Look at my eyes...