01x13 - Bummer of Love/Food of the Clods

[bunniefuu]

♪ A-a-a-angry beavers ♪

♪ Beavers. ♪

( Rooster crowing )

( Snoring )

( Crash )

Holy norb!

What's going on?

I don't know, daggett!

( Loud clattering )

Yee!

What are they doing here?

They're trespassing
on our pond

That's what they're doing

And I'm going to tell them
to get out.

Can I see your backstage passes,
little furry dudes?

Backstage passes?

Listen, dude,
we don't need

No stinking
backstage passes.

This is our pond.

Hey, be cool.

This is the stage of the awesome
beaver pond rock festival

And you need backstage passes.

Maybe you didn't hear me,
sasquatch...

( Laughs )

This our pond.

Us beavers.

Looky... Tails... Teeth.

Now get your spooty
rock festival

Out of here.

Well, since you put it
that way...

( Kick )

( Screaming )

If you furry dudes
want to see the show

You need tickets
like everybody else.

Guess we need some tickets.

What we need is a plan.

P.a. Announcer:
testing...

I've got one.

You create a diversion.

Then I'll run in.

One...

That's a plan?

Genius, no?

Genius no.

What kind of a diversion?

Geez, do I have to
think of everything?

Look, go over there.

When I give the signal

Count to five and do
something diverting.

Testing...

Can you hear it?

Guh...

Hi.

Hi.

My name's tree flower.

Hi.

( Giggles )

Do you have a name?

Yeah.

Can you tell me?

Sure.

Duh... Norbert.

Hey, norbie! Norbie!

Start diverting!

Hey, norbert

You want to
come with us?

The festival's sold out

So we're going to
sneak in!

How?

We find a hole
in the fence.

Then wait for some goof
to try and crash the gate.

Five...

Four...

Sort of a diversion.

Three, two, one...

Exactly.

Hey, what's going on

Over there?!

Ah...!

( Daggett screaming )

Whoa, wonder
who that was.

Some goof.

Welcome to the beaver pond
rock and roll festival.

You ready to rock and roll?!

This is...

Trippindicular?

Yeah.

It's amazing.

We just met,
but it feels

Like we've
known each other...

All our lives.

Say, do you like to suck
the centers out of...

Stuffed jalapenos?!

Who doesn't?!

( Laughs )

Hey, what do you say...

We get some?

You read my mind.

( Giggles )

Singer:
♪ yeah! ♪

( Bicycle bell dings )

Daggett:
stand back!

This stuff could blow
at any moment.

I'm here to do
the fireworks show.

Okay, people, stand back.

Extra bright fireworks
coming through.

This whole thing
could blow.

Little furry dude,
you're going to blow.

Oh, boy.

( Smacking lips )

Both:
mm!

( Laughing )

( Rocket f*ring )

( Daggett screaming )

Look, fireworks!

Tres cool.

I love good music.

Mm, me, too.

My friends and I have a band.

We're the friendly
chartreuse bubble gum machine.

Mondo excelente.

I'd love to hear you play.

( Crowd cheering )

( Pop rock playing... )

Tree flower:
♪ I met a guy ♪

♪ He's kind of shy ♪

♪ And kind of neat ♪

♪ And oh, so sweet ♪

♪ And I said, yes, I said ♪

♪ I think I like you... ♪

( Giggles )

♪ We held hands ♪

♪ And it was grand... Ah-ah ♪

♪ It felt so nice ♪

♪ We did it twice... Ah-ah ♪

♪ And he said, yes, he said ♪

Norbert:
♪ I think I like
you... You-ooh ♪

Tree flower:
♪ turning, tossing,
learning, flossing ♪

♪ Spinning, laughing,
tinning, calving ♪

♪ Daffodils
and purple posies ♪

♪ Platypus and
rubber hosies ♪

♪ Orange door hinge,
cat's pajamas ♪

Both:
♪ in the sky
with paisley llamas! ♪

( Laughing )

♪ I met a gal ♪

♪ She sure is swell ♪

♪ And oh, so, fine ♪

♪ I know she's mine ♪

♪ Because she said ♪

♪ Yes, she said ♪

♪ I think I like you, ee... ♪

♪ I met a guy ♪

♪ I met a gal ♪

♪ He's kind of shy ♪

♪ She sure is swell ♪

♪ And we held hands ♪

♪ And we held hands ♪

♪ I think I like you ♪

♪ Ooh... ♪

( Music continues... )

You know i...
I really like you.

( Giggles )

I really, really,
really like you.

You're the best.

You're coolly coolly cool.

You're super freaky, yow.

You're
psychedelic wow.

I go beyond like.

I likey you.

You're out of this world.

I triple like you.

( Music ends )

That was totally
groovalicious!

You guys should be
in the festival.

You really think so?

I know so.

Hey, just
a goshdarn second.

Can your band
hold their breath?

( Intro to "all you need
is love" playing )

( With british accent ):
all right, come along, loves.

Time to crumpet some blokes
for a couple of bob.

( Crowd cheering... )

Stand back, people, let's go.

Rock star coming through.

Everybody please stand back.

( Air hissing )

Hello, love.

Good-bye, love.

( Screaming... )

( Crowd cheering )

Now's our chance.

Norbert, I'm scared.

Don't worry, babe,
you'll knock them dead.

Just believe in yourself.

You know I do.

What.. What.. What is it?

My special
springy doorstop.

Guh...

So you'll know the door
to my heart's always open.

( Kisses )

Hee... Guh.

Ladies and gentlemen,
please give

An awesome beaver pond welcome

For an awesome new band:

The friendly chartreuse
bubble gum machine!

( Crowd cheering )

From now on,
this is a free concert!

( People yelling... )

That's right, people!

( Daggett screaming )

Hey, nobo...
Nobody gets past me

You little furry dude.

( Screaming and laughing )

Hey, put me down...

Ooh, hey...

( Screaming )

What are you doing?!

You've joined these freaks?

Daggie-waggie, I can see
you've had a rough day.

How about a big love hug
to smooth it out, come on!

Feel the power of love.

I, eh...
You stop it, norbert beaver.

You're as kooky
as the rest of these freaks.

I'm stopping this nonsense
right now!

( Loud guitar chord )

Get this off me!

( Distortion and feedback... )

( Crowd cheering )

Not bad, dag.

I didn't know
you had it in you.

Let's rock!

♪ La-la-la... ♪

( Music continues... )

( Crowd cheering... )

I still can't
believe we did it.

It was great.

Daggett ( with british accent ):
well, I guess rock and roll

Is something you either got
or you don't, and we got it.

Good night!

( Crowd roaring )

Your brother
is something else.

We're still trying
to figure out what.

Good night, norb.

And thanks.

( Kisses )

Oh...

Norb!

Norb, wake up! Look!

Huh?

Where'd they...?

Tree flower:
"dear norb,
it was really psychedelic

Sharing the groove with you
and your strange brother."

( Sighs )

She dumped you, huh?

She'll always
be here in spirit.

She dumped you.

Did not.

Dumped you.

Did not!

Well, what about you?

You didn't even
have a girl!

( Arguing... )

( Crickets chirping )

( Eerie music playing )

( Crunching )

Norbert:
mmm!

Aren't you going
to stay up with me

And watch the amazing
colossal colossus?

We've seen that movie
a bazillion times.

But we haven't seen it
a bazillion and one times.

( Crunch )

Ha-ha. If anything new
happens, let me know.

I'm going to bed.

( Crunching )

Man:
everyone,
behind the car.

Vic, what about you?

I'm okay... As long
as it doesn't see me.

Go on-- now.

Be careful.

I'd be left without you
if you were gone.

Man:
doc, doc, doc... What made

The amazing colossal
colossus grow

At such a rapidly
fast rate of growth?

Vic, you remember that bertram
was caught in the laundromat

When all those
detergents exploded?

You lost me, doc.

Normally a single detergent
causes materials to shrink.

Yet the combined detergents
somehow mingled

With bertram's perspiration
and clothing weave...

Ah! Reversing
the shrinking process

And making bertram
into a giant monstrosity.

Exactly.

Poor devil.

Woman:
vic! Look out!

There it is!

( Growling... )

Doctor:
hit him with every bit
of water you can find.

If we dilute the detergents
attached to his body

We might be able to save him.

( Stomach rumbling )

( Colossus whimpering )

( Whimpers wearily )

( Dream-like ):
stand back, I'll save you.

Leave the colossal colossus
to me.

Stop this rampage, colossus.

Stop, and I
can shrink you.

Heh?

Norbert!

No! Stop!

It's working!

Norbert!

Okay, okay,
this is colossus.

You've stopped me,
I'm shrunk.

I'm wet,
but I'm shrunk, look.

Eee...

He's sleepwalking.

Mom always said never
wake a sleepwalker

Or they'll go bahooties.

You're lucky mom said that
or I'd...

Oof!

( Crunching )

Dag, I do not sleepwalk!

Oh, yes, you do-dee-oo-do!

And if you do it again

I'm not going to be the one
who winds up wet and squooshy.

Oh, daggy-kins?

What?

Good night,
lovey-lumps.

( Music playing )

Tv announcer:
we now return to the really,
late, late, late...

( Catching breath )

...late show presentation,
x: the creeping thing.

Man:
the bacteria was attached
to his glasses.

( Garbled ) ...hotter.

The glasses acted as
makeshift petri dishes...

Causing ( garbled )
bacteria to...

At a tremendously fast speed.

Before pete could remove
the glasses...

Let me guess.

The bacteria att*cked

The optic nerves, causing

His primary senses to overreact

And amplify the bacteria

Into an out-of-control
fungus.

Exactly.

Poor devil.

( Horn honking onscreen )

Look! There he is.

( Growling )

( Roaring... )

Jean, watch out.

( Tires squealing )

( Jean screaming )

( Car crashing )

( Roaring )

( Screaming )

( Yelping... )

( Tearing )

( Sighs )

Morning, sunshine!

How's my favorite sibling

This bright, beautiful day?

( Raspy ):
shut up.

What's wrong with you?

What's wrong with me?

What's wrong with...?

I'll tell you
what's wrong with me.

Does sleepwalking ring a bell?

( Snickers )

Silly-nilly.

I don't sleepwalk.

Oh, yeah?

Tonight I'm staying up

To watch you.

( Humming merrily )

There we go.

Got my spicy snacks
all in order.

Now, what's the movie?

A real goodie!

Viking women from venus!

What now, professor?

The more radioactive lava
they drink

The stronger
the viking women become.

We can only hope

The radioactivity
overloads them

And they destroy
themselves.

To us, they're monsters.

But they're only
fighting one another

To be the bride
of the volcano.

Poor devils.

Mmm. Mmm.

You shouldn't eat
that stuff so late.

Why not?

Because they say so.

Who says so?

Well, th...them.

Dag, go to bed.

Oh, no way, brother.

I told you before.

I am not going to sleep.

( Snoring )

( Woman screaming )

Norb, where...?

( w*r whoops )

( Screams )

The spicy food!

The bad horror movies!

( Daggett gasps )

( Loud clang )

( Yelping madly )

You're not sleepwalking!

You're nightmare-walking!

( Norbert yowling,
daggett screaming )

Hey, it's me,
daggett!

I know I'm not supposed
to wake up a sleepwalker

Or they'll go bahooties!

( Panting )

( Yodels madly )

( Shrieks )

Okay, guess you're

Going bahooties.

Wake up, norb!

( Daggett yowling )

( Norbert snarling )

( Norbert howling )

Ahh! Ahh!

( Viking woman shrieking )

Two viking women
can play this game.

( Norbert growling )

( Munching loudly )

( Bottle shatters )

( Rumbling )

( Grunting )

Is your baldness keeping you

From knowing
the latest dance steps?

A receding hairline may be
the reason you can't rumba!

Billiard balls
don't impress dance halls.

We can help.

We're mops for mambos.

( Objects crashing )

And one and two and spin...
Baby!

( w*r-like yodel )

One and two
and three

And four and
spin and dip

And spin and dip

And spin and dip.

Ooh, nice.

Nice moves.

( Grunting growl )

And... Wiggle the hips

Wiggle the hips.

( Yelps )

( Growling )

( Viking women grunting )

( Yelps )

( Grunting )

Professor,
look, the monsters

They, they've changed.

( Screams )

( Panting )

( Growling, grunting )

( Howling )

( Woman hitting operatic note )

It's like some...

Some kind of nightmare.

And three and four

And five.

( Crashing )

Daggett:
nice footwork
for a viking.

They're drinking more
of the sacred radioactive lava.

( Slobbering, slurping )

Each swallow brings them closer
to critical mass.

( Munching loudly )

( Between gulps ):
and one, and two

And three... Excellent.

You're right, professor,
they've eaten too much.

The monsters
are going critical.

They'll explode!

Poor she-devils.

( Screaming )

( Horrific blast )

( Birds chirping )

( Animal howling )

Tv announcer:
now neighbors will be
sniffing your tailpipe

With eau d'oil

The freshest scent in motoring.

Now in vanilla and our
newest scented motor oil...

Nutmeg.

Enjoy smiles
after miles and miles.

( Groaning )

This is all
your f...fault.

My fault?

You started
the whole thing

With your spooty
sleepwalking.

At least I didn't
make... Y-you sick.

Oh, you made me sick.

Did not.

( Groans )
did, too.

And now we return
to our monster movie special

The oozing flesh...

( Grunts )

...of the rotting hand.

( Gulping in nausea )

( Loud retching... )