02x05 - Un-Barry-ble/Another One Bites the Musk

[bunniefuu]

♪ A-a-a-angry beavers ♪

♪ Beavers. ♪

( Rock music plays )

( Lively conversation )

Hi, curt tail here
with the latest music news.

Barry bear,
funkmeister extraordinaire

Announced he'll be coming out
of retirement

To record his first album
in ten years.

Norbie, look,
it's barry!

( Glass breaking )

Barry probably requires
my cool beaverness

To help him
find his groove.

Eee.

I'll mosey over
and help him.

Ooh!

Oh, yeah.

I'll mosey, too.

Uh... Great, dagger-a-doo...

It's too bad, though.

Too bad what?

Oh, you know, it' just
that giant slug thing.

Giant slug?

Yes, scientists found
an enor-more-ous slug.

Is that big?

Huge. The ninth wonder
of the world.

Ooh...

( Panting )

Hey, forget barry!

I'm going to see
the giant slugga.

Toodles.

( Piano playing softly )

( In a deep, bass voice ):
oh, yeah...

( Piano stops )

( Birds chirping )

( Echoing ):
hey!

Hey!

Entre, you.

( Beads tinkling )

( Playing scales )

( Cracks knuckles )

( Norbert chuckles )

Aloha, my beaver brother.

Where's your
beaver brother?

Dag?

Yeah.

He's just, uh...

Getting down with his
uncool self again...

Uh-huh.

...mr. Jones.
( Chuckles )

Anyway, I stopped by to ask
if I could help you...

Daggett:
hey, barry, how you doing?

I thought you were
over in slug city.

Well, I guess it escaped,
'cause it wasn't there.

But I found this twig
that looks like abraham lincoln.

Norbert:
no...

Neato, bandito.

Uh, barry I just came to ask

If I could help you find...

Hey, check this out, barry.

Did I ever show you how I can
drink milk with my nose?

Oh!
( Slaps )

( Snorting, slurping )

( Popping )

Heavy.

Right, barry.

About that groove
you're looking for...

I can also make

My hand in my armpit

Sound like a lion's roar.

Don't, don't,
don't...

( Lion roaring )

Oh.

( Crashing )

I was wondering
if you'd like

To come over
and find your groove

In our fancy,
new music studio?

Really?

( Chuckling )

Righteous.

What music studio?

Shut up.

We don't have a...

Shut up.

The one in the basement.

( Muffled protests )

Why don't you slide by?

How about tomorrow?

I'm a little dizzy
right now.

Righteous!

( Snoring )

( Gurgling )

I wonder if barry's here yet.

( Grunts )

( Teddy bear squeaks )

This is very odd.

( Yelling )

( Yells echoing )

( Electric guitar strumming )

Barry:
oh, ye-ahh.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah...

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Pretty cool groove, eh?

That was a groove, my man

But not my groove, dig?

Hey, guys!

( Plays sour chord )

The kookiest thing just
happened.

( Groans )

Hey, daggett.
You want to tell?

No, I want to jam.

( Sour notes )

I'll go get my skins.

( Plays sour notes )

Right on.

( Plays minor chord )

Good idea, brother.

I put them

Upstairs in the closet.

( Clicks )

Norbert:
hmm.

Aha!

( Metallic clunk )

( Squeaks )

( Grunts )

( Crashing )

( Metal clanking )

Announcer:
ladies and gentlemen.

Glombus, the buck-toothed,
hairy, drum-playing freak boy.

( Audience cheers )

Hey, what...

( Calliope playing )

Oh, yeah.

Yeah... Yeah.

( Strumming country music )

Barry:
oh, yeah, baby.

Mmm...

Whoo!
Hee-hee.

Cool, right?

That's the groove, isn't it?

No, no, baby.

That ain't it.

Oh.

Say, where's daggett?

Off being daggett,
I suppose.

Let's try another groove.
Hit it, boys.

( Playing handel's water music )

( Snorts )

( Water music continues )

( Whizzing, horn honks )

( Crashing )

Hey, thanks
for springing me, guys.

Can I get you some yahoos?

Sure thing, glombus.

( Clowns laughing )

Oh, man...

( Echoing ):
clowns...

( Crazed, distorted
circus music playing )

( Laughing meanly )

Clowns... Oh,
the bad old days!

Ow! Oh, I'm
out of here, baby.

I'll see you beavers

In the a.m.

( Door closes )

What?

Daggett, you've
embarrassed me

In front of barry
for the last time.

I tried to be nice.

But you didn't
get the hint.

What hint?

So, here it is

Plain and simple.

Keep it simple.

Oh, you want it simple?

Here you go.

You... Are a big, spooty,
nerdy, uncool doofus!

You know, norb,
I'm getting the feeling

You don't want me around.

( Door slams )

Norbie?

Norb?
Norbie-porgie puddin-pie?

( Yells, panting )

What a nightmare!

Maybe I'm overreacting.

Dag, I'm sorry
I said you were uncool.

Daggie-waggie?

Daggie dagalinsky?

( Bass drum b*ating )

Oh, yeah...

Oh...

Yeah...

Yeah...

Oh, yeah, baby...

( Drumming faster )

That's the groove.
Daggett

You are corinthian leather
and a landau top.

Is that good?

Allow me to translate.

Dag, you are the coolest.

Oh!

Yeah, baby...

Daggett? Cooler than me?

( Spluttering )

Both:
yeah, baby!

Dag... Is cooler than me!

Dag is c-cooler than me.

Dag is cooler than me.

( Sobbing )

Dag is cooler than... Me?

( Yelling ):
dag is cooler than me?!

( Crying, shouting ):
no!

( Sobbing echoes )

Daggett:
yeah, baby!

Hey, barry

How you doing?

( Stammering ):
l-look!

Look at my twig.

It looks like james k. Polk,
our 11th president.

Cool, huh?

You feeling okay?

I'm fine, why do you ask?

Ooh!

Ever see me drink milk
with my nose?

Well, i...

( Guzzling )

( Spitting )

Norbert beaver, stop it!

L-listen, barry,
a lion's roar!

( Gasping, scratching )

Norbert, get ahold
of yourself!

We're trying to jam!

( Blubbering )

P-pretty cool, right?

I can do it faster, whoo!

I'll find
a better groove.

That's grove.

( Drumming frantically )

( Crashing )

Whoo, that was nuts!

W-wasn't it cool, barry?

I'm out of here, man.

N-no!

Norbert, you're acting
like a fool.

W-what do you mean?

I'm just like dag, cool, right?

I'm dag, I'm cool.

No, man, this ain't about

Norb being dag
or dag being norb.

Norb being me,
me being dag

Or dag being an ostrich

Trapped in a beaver's body.

It's about being yourself.

Dig?

Wait a second.

Who trapped an ostrich?

R-e-s-p-e-c-t.

I'm gone.

Hiy!

( Door slams )

Well?

Well what?

I'm waiting for you
to say you're sorry.

Why would I do that?

Because I found
the groved after you ...

Groove!

Whatever. You did...

Two "o"s-- "groove."

If I did say I was sorry

How exactly would I do it?

Well, you would say,
"I'm sorry I called you

An uncool spoot-head,
can you ever forgive me?"

A little much, but
I forgive you, daggett.

Thanks, norbie.

All you had
to do was ask.

You know, dag?

What?

We got all
this equipment...

What do you say we find
our own groove?

( Snapping fingers )
cool, baby.

( Drumming, strumming chord )

( Country-western style music )

Boy, norb, you sure acted
like a doof

In front of barry.

Why would anyone
act like that?

I don't know, daggett,
I don't know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey!

You were
imi-tah-ting me!

Di-di-di... You just
figured that out?

D-d-did, I don't talk
like that...

D-d-did, that's
using the old bean.

( Babbling )

I don't sound like that.

Imi-tah-ting.

( Babbling )
cut it out.

Norbert:
the wonder tree of wowee!

The single
most magniferific hunk

Of glorious untouched timber

In the whole, entire,
total universe!

And now they've
turned it into a toy!

( Laughs )

( Chomping )

Hey! Hey-hey, norb.

We were going
to share that, right?

Sure, you share it
with me now

Then I share it
with you

All the times
I don't want it.

( Grunting )

Careful with that

Before you
break... Oh!

G-g-get back on there, you

Stupid... Stupid...
Stupid... Toy!

Okay. I'm done, norb.

You can have it.

For good? Not going
to change your mind?

No, sir-ree-dee-rudy, no.

Keep it. Don't ever
want to see it again.

Good.

( Chomping )

( Gasps )

( Snarling )

( Yelps )

Narrator:
our special musk:

The beaver.

He's a hard-working,
happy little fellow.

Say hello, happy little fellow.

( Panting )

But sometimes,
even happy beavers

Need to protect what's theirs.

That's why our friend here
has a secret gland

That lets him mark
his property.

( Beeping )

( Chugging )

( Horn blares )

P.u.! That smells.

But not to this
happy little fellow.

Used responsibly,
a beaver's special musk

Allows him to protect

His property and prosper.

Just ask these
happy, happy fellows!

( Happy music playing )

( Clicks it off )

( Sniffing )

( Squeals )

( Squeals gleefully )

( Coughs )

( Gagging, coughing )

( Daggett chuckling )

What the...?

Sorry, norbie.

Changd my mind.

This is going to be
my wonder tree of wowee.

Mine. Mine, mine,
mine, all mine.

Why, you...

( Crash, groaning )

( Daggett giggling )

Hey, get your
own chair!

Nah, my chair's broken.

Because you broke it!

( Thud )

( Groans )

Mine.

Mine, mine, mine.

Mine.

Mine!

Mine, mine, mine.

( Gasps )

What's the matter, norb?

Hey, that's my...

( Laughs gleefully )

That's my...

My...!

( Cackles )

Oh...

( Stuttering )

( Laughing triumphantly )

( Squeals with glee )

( Laughing )

( Grunting )

Hey, hey, hey, hey! Keep away

From my nodding...

( Screeches )

( Gasping )

( Retching )

( Laughing )

Ouch-ee-baba!

Step aside, dag.

Now, I'm going
t protect what's mine.

( Laughs )
mine!

( Retches )

Mine!

Mine!

Mine.
( Laughing )

Used to be mine

And will be mine again.

( Laughing )

( Raspy ):
ha... Ha!

Still...

Dot, dot, dot...
Mine.

Oh?

And this?

Is this yours, too?

The pulpy machine
for my birthday?

Mine!

No...!

( Laughing )

Oh, yeah?

Well, I'm going
to musk you!

( Growling, grunting... )

Triumphant? Ha!

We can't musk each other!

( Laughing )

Oh!

But I can musk

This giant science-looking

Thing-ama... Thingy down here.

Not my partcle accelerator!

( Gasps ) oh, yes.

I'm so close to solving the
universe's mysteries with it.

Too bad.

( Laughing maliciously )

No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

No!

That's it, dag.

You've set back
the course of science!

So?

This is where
the musk hits the fan!

( Gasps )

( Rapid-fire splattering )

( Yelping... )

Hah?

( Squealing and yelping... )

( Glass breaking )

( Daggett continues yelping... )

( Gasps )

( Shrieks )

( Yelling )

( Both wheezing and gasping )

Da...( Wheezes )

...ag!

Look at what
you made us do!

We've musked away
our entire dam.

Do you know
what that means?

No. Uh, dot, dot, dot...

Think!

Maybe, dot, dot, dot?

Think!

Yes!

I have to take over
the forest!

( Laughing )

My rock.

My tree.

My friends.

Whoo!

Musk?

( All coughing, choking )

Sure, dag.

Take our forest
and our friends.

I don't care!

Eh?

Because I'm going

To build myself a new home...

B-b-but, but...

...with the real
wonder tree of wowee!

Oh, no, you don't,
norbert b. Beaver.

I'm getting the real
wonder tree of wowee...

And everything in between.

Ha! Catch me if you can.

Eee!

( Panting... )

( Panting... )

Both:
eee!

( Tires squealing )

( Crashing )

( Panting... )

( Bells ringing )

( Ringing pauses )

( Resumes )

Wow...

Eee.

Daggett:
wonder tree of wowee!

Mine, mine,
all my tree, mine...

No way, daggay!

( Tail rattling hollowly )

( Norbert laughing )

Little dried-up

Muskiless,
loser-poozer guy.

I'd loan you some of mine

But I have to claim
the wonder tree of wow...

Ee... ( Grunting )

( Shivering )

( Daggett snickering )

Ha!

Double loser-poozer

Doozer do-poo
to you, uh, guy!

Easy for you to say.

Boy, oh, boy,
good thing

These little ferret guys
didn't musk this tree

Or we'd never be able to

Claim it
for ourselves.

( Both gasp )

Wowee.

An endless supply
of succulent, tender wood chips.

And free ferrets, too.

Hey, what the...

( Daggett screeching )

( Laughing )

Oh!

These are my ferrets.

It's mine,
this one's mine.

No, it's mine.

No, mine.

It's mine, I tell...

Let go.

It's mine!

Hands off. Mine!

Oof!

Geez, look
at those losers.

Yeah, fighting over
a couple of ferrets.

Both:
sheesh.

You'd think they
could just share!

Yeah, I know.

Yee!

Oh, dag.

Yes, norbert.

Big hug!

No, no, no, no.

Oh, come on,
give it to me!

( Groans ):
oh, sharing hurts, norb.

Thanks for sharing that with me.

No, no, thank you for
sharing with me,
mon cher.

I appreciate you
sharing your feelings

But not your musk.

I appreciate you
sharing your sharing.

Let's separate the two
in the future.

Let's do that.