02x13 - Sans-a-Pelt/Gonna Getcha

[bunniefuu]

♪ A-a-a-angry beavers ♪

♪ Beavers. ♪

( Both dithering )

Both:
we're naked!

Nice work, dag.

What?! It was your spooty idea
to do magic tricks.

Well, the next time I cr*ck
open gallstone's book of magic

And I want to do one

Don't try to help.

Well... I...

Monkey.

When the book said
the hair would disappear

I thought they were
talking about a rabbit.

Hoo, wow!

If the trick
was about rabbits

What do the ropes
have to do with it?

And how did we get
out here?

It wouldn't be magic
if we knew how it worked.

Let's get out of here.

Start chewing.

Right.

( Clank )

Ow...!

It's metal.

Sorry.

What are we
going to do?

We're trap-ped!

Well, that was easy.

Daggett:
this is humiliating.

I can't believe
I'm walking home

Wearing an empty
pork rind bag.

I know you're
embarrassed, dag.

Look at you.

But I'm
embarrassed, too.

We'll be home soon.

( Truck horn blaring )

( Both gasping and coughing )

Wow... Not bad.

Wait a minute.

Can we get
off the road now?

Say, dag, I didn't know
you had an outty.

( Both laughing )

Leave it alone.

Come on,
the coast is clear.

There's nothing
to hide my behind.

Huh?

There's nothing
to hide behind.

Sweet victor mature!

What's going on
down there?

Madness!

Hey, they won't see us
if we go this way.

( Rumbling, shrieking )

( Grunting... )

Looky there, jambalaya,
naked weasels.

Yup.

What?!

Do something, norbie!

Say, are you two sheep?

Say, are you blind?
Zing!

We're beavers.

So, if you don't mind

We're going to make
like a fat man's pants

And fit snugly.

Eh... Or, split.

You know, go home.

You'll have to excuse us,
ladies.

We're just a little embarrassed
about our bodily baldness.

I wouldn't say
embarrassed...

Oh, I know how you feel.

Every year, farmer fanny
shears us.

And sometimes we feel
embarrassed, like you.

But when we do,
we just remember...

( Music begins,
sheep harmonizing )

Great buckets of spoot, norb,
they're going to sing.

♪ Ooh... ♪

♪ Alley-ooh, alley-ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪

♪ You may think that life
has dealt you a baa-d hand ♪

♪ But look at the bright side,
it's really quite grand ♪

♪ So hold your head
up high in the air ♪

♪ You've just joined the ranks
of those without hair ♪

Ee!

♪ Pelt-less is happiness ♪

♪ Fur-less is freedom ♪

♪ Naked ain't half-ba-ked ♪

♪ If you take it
day-to-day-ked. ♪

When do I start?
I want to start on this one.
Are you starting?

Norbert and sheep:
♪ you may be more sensitive
to a cool windchill ♪

Brr...

♪ But in the flea department,
your itching is nil ♪

Nothing, nada,
sit down, hush up.

Come on, dag!

♪ Although the sun's rays
may now hold a burn ♪

Come on, buddy.

♪ S.p.f. 3-0 ♪

What's that mean, ladies?

♪ No more concern. ♪

I like it!

Norbert,
what are you doing?

Oh, come on, join in.

Where did you
learn the words?

You could mock us

Or you could sing
and have a lot more fun.

You think
you're the spit,
don't you?

They just come out right.

It's the... Come on.

I don't want to.

This is
your last chance.

Sheep:
♪ pelt-less is happiness ♪

Oh, yeah!

♪ Fur-less is freedom. ♪

♪ Naked ain't half-ba-ked ♪

♪ If you take it
day-to-day-ked ♪

Love that part.

Hey, you did good.

You did good.

( Music continues... )

Sheep:
♪ fur-less ♪

♪ Is freedom! ♪

( Daggett grunting )

( Norbert humming tune... )

There is only one thing
I hate more than
being fur-less

And that's
singing sheep.

I know, but they do
have a point, dagula.

Are you crazy?

Gallstone's
book of magic?

Yup.

Norbie!

Dag!

( Both screaming... )

Man:
hello, ladies and gentlemen

And welcome
to the 12th annual water show

Featuring joopy,
the well-organized seal.

Daggett:
12th annual water show?

Featuring joopy,
the well-organized seal. Cool.

Norbert, listen. Let's go home!

This fur-less thing
really bothers you, huh?

Come on, let's go.

And miss seeing joopy?

No way.

( Grunts )

Norbert:
look at me!

Top of the world!

Ee-ee...
They're going to sing!

There was a time when a man
could go to the water show

Without seeing naked weasels.

Yes, sir.

Time to move to canada.

Freedom, dag.

( Shrieks )

Whew...

( Crowd cheering... )

( Beavers shrieking... )

( Norbert grunts )

Look, daddy,
buck-toothed
pink ornaments!

They put up
christmas decorations
earlier every year.

What is it, july?

June. Maybe july.

June? I'm not sure.

Man:
remember, only 173 shopping days
until christmas!

Great! What are we
going to do now?

Calm down,
stallion.

I said I'd get you home.

Really? How?

I don't know.

You don't know?

( Crashing,
beavers yelping and grunting )

( Panting fearfully... )

( Horns honking... )

Gallstone's
book of magic?

Yup.

They should ban
that thing.

( Norbert grunts )

What are we going
to do, norbie?

There's people
everywhere.

Now, come on, dag.

What do you care what some
lousy spoot-heads think?

( Applause... )

You see, dag?

Nobody cares that
you're unfur-red.

Uh... I... Uh...

Maybe the sheep were right.

♪ Pelt-less is happiness ♪

♪ Fur-less is freedom ♪

♪ Naked ain't half-ba-ked ♪

♪ If you take it
day-to-day-ked... ♪

( Cheering... )

Daggett:
you know?

Norbert:
mm-hmm?

This fur-less thing
ain't half bad.

Now you're getting it,
brother! Let's go.

We can walk home
without a care in the world.

Not a care
in the world.

Have you been
working out, norb?

Oh, it feels that way.

♪ Pelt-less
is happiness ♪

♪ Fur-less
is freedom... ♪

Weren't they great, folks?

Anyway, I'd like to welcome
all of you here

To the 25th annual
nude cab drivers convention.

( Applause... )

( Emcee laughs )

All right.

Isn't it fun?

( Laughing... )

( Thunderclap )

( Shouts )

( Daggett screaming )

( Yelling )

How about a nice tail-twister?

Pretty good.

But not as good as
a mongolian fur-burner!

No, no, no.

Please, norbie,
no, no, no.

( Grunting )

( Screaming )

Now I'm going
to get you!

With what?

You can't top
the fur-burner, dag.

Oh, yes, I can.

Did i... ( Clears throat )
cross the line?

( Stuttering )

I'm so sorry, norbie.

It was an accident.

I couldn't
control it!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, sorry's
not good enough, daggett.

You have done
the worst thing

A brother can do
to his brother.

Uh-uh.

Now I have no choice.

Gulp.

It may not be today.

Gulp, gulp.

It may not be this year.

Gulp, gulp, gulp.

But when you least expect it

I'm going to get you back.

Oh, yeah?

Well, you try your darndiest.

Going to get you.

Going to get you.

Going to get you.

Uh-oh.

You're going to get me.

Get you.

Oh.

Yes, mr. Pip, it's true.

You're the best
headmaster

Lord hallenby school
for the well-bred
has ever had.

We love you, mr. Pip.

( Crying )

Hey, dag!

What's the matter, dag,
scared?

Huh? No.

That's good.

This movie stinks.

Why don't you pass the remote?

Sure.

Oh, very clever, norbert.

No.

I think I like this movie
just fine.

Whatever you say, slappy.

Eh?

Oh, no, mr. Pip

It's your
well-muscled brother, floyd.

Wrong, eggbert.

Floyd:
I've never forgotten
about what you did to me.

I've come to seek me revenge.

Prepare to die, right.

You know, dag.

I've changed my mind.

This movie's pretty good.

Uh, yeah... It's...
Uh, pretty good.

Need something
from the kitchen, buddy?

Huh? What?

No, no, no.

( Whimpering )

Lemonade?

It's yumm-a-lishy, yum-yum.

I'm on to you, norb.

I know what you did, right.

Oh, really?

Yeah, yeah.

First you squeezed a bunch
of lemons into the pitcher.

Like this.

And you probably added
a whole bunch of vinegar, too.

Like this.

And when everything
is all super sour

You say,
"want some lemonade, dag?"

And I say, "yes."

And I drink it.

Like this.

Gulp it, boy.

Gulp it down.

Interesting theory.

Going to get you.

I'm going to get you.

G'wan get you.

( Muffled ):
going to get me.

( Screams )

( Squeaks )

Ow.

Hey, I bet you hid something
under my blanket to get me.

Didn't you,
didn't you, didn't you?

Ooh, or maybe you hid it
under my pillow!

Hands against the wall!

Spread 'em.

Come on,
spread feathers.

Let's go.

On the--

Dag.

I know what you're thinking.

You think you're going
to wait till I'm asleep.

And then you're going
to get me.

But I know
that you won't

'Cause that's
what you want me to think.

So I'm not going to be scared.

And I'm going to go to sleep.

Unless that's what
you really want me to do

In which case, I'd... Uh...

I'd, uh... I'd...
What would I do?

Going to get you!

( Screaming )

Must... Stay... Awake.

Must, must, must stay awake.

Must...

( Panting )

Going to get you!

Oh, dear, indeed!

( Panting, screaming )

Going to get you.

Going to get you.

( Screams )

Got you.

( Screaming )

Oh.

Going to get you.

Going to get you.

Ha! Norb will never get me.

Morning, dag.

Dag?

Hmm.

Must be out for an early chomp.

( Deranged laughter )

Yes.

Yes, an early chomp.

( Deranged laughter, wheezes )

Tick-tock, tick-tock.

Tick-tock, tick-tock.

Tick... Tock.

Eh?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Aha!

This is it!

Tick-tock.

That's how he's going to get me.

I've got to find out what it is.

Hmm, a bug.

( Grumbles )

Hmm, two bugs.

Hmm, more bugs.

( Screams )

4,023 Bugs!

( Screaming... )

( Bell rings )

Hi, barry.

Hi, barry.

No, he has
no idea.

No idea.

Why don't you
come over now?

I'll see you soon.

See you soon.

Tick-tock.

I know how I'll get
into the basement.

I'll have to use
all my dastardly techniques

( Deranged laughter )

Of disguise.

But I'll do it.

Tick-tock, tick-tock.

( Babbling )

Hey, barry, come on over.

See you soon.

He suspects nothing.

Hi, barry.

( Low voice ):
hi, barry.

Who is it?

It's daggett.

No, it's not.

It's not daggett.

I didn't mean to say
I was daggett.

Spoot.

( Deranged laughter )

Tick-tock, tick-tock!

( Shrieks )

( Panting )

Oh, I give up.

I give up, norbie.

I can't take it anymore,
tick-tock.

I can't take it anymore,
tick-tock.

( Crying );
norbie, let me in.

Just get me back already, okay?

I can't take it--
tick-tock-- anymore.

( Whimpers )

Are you ready?

Yeah.

Surprise!

( Cheering )

A... Surprise... Party?

Yeah.

What were you
expecting, daggie?

I thought you were
going to get me back.

I crossed the line, remember?

Yeah, I already got you back.

What?

How?

By not getting you back.

I drove you crazy all day
yesterday by doing nothing!

Tick-tock.

I was going to tell you
this morning

But you were gone.

( Stuttering )

You know...

I thought you were down here

Making something to get me back

And all this time, brother

You were planning a surprise
for my birthday.

Wait a minute.

It's not my birthday.

Gotcha!

No...!

( expl*si*n, passing gas )