02x05 - Garbage Ahoy/Goin' (Way) South

[bunniefuu]

[ Clock chiming, thunderclap]

[ Creaking]

[ Owl hooting]

[ Shrieking]

[ Crying]

[ Gasps]

[ Screaming]

Where do you think you're going?

[ Needle scratching record]

[ Chuckles]

[ Foghorn toots]

...causing
the stock market to crash.

But not all the news
is bad today.

[ Munches loudly]

[ Belches]

For the good news

Let's go to our very own
callahan the weatherman.

Here you are, heather!

It's the first day of spring
and it is a beautifulday!

The birds are singing,
the flowers are blooming

And in the air
is the fragrant scent of...

...garbage!

Ooh, let's frolic in the mounds!

Oh, let's do!

Krumm:
certainly.
[ All giggling gleefully]

Ah! I love the smell of sewage
in the morning!

Hey, I got a train set!

Mmm! Oh, a caboose!

[ Slurping]

Mmm!

A tasty little sludge

Sharp, but not bitter.

Hey, everybody!

Get a load of this!

[ Gulls cawing]

The mother lode!

Divine!

Last one there
is a farm fresh egg!

[ All laughing]

[ All sigh contentedly]

[ Gulls cawing]

[ Clanking]

[ Belches]

[ Cawing]

[ Yells]

Ah!

[ Giggles]

Cannonball!

[ Horn tooting]

What was that?

[ Gasps]

Icky!

You really must try
this slime, it is...

Wonderfully putrid.

[ Horn tooting]

Oblina, did you
feel something?

Feel what?

[ Ringing]

The dinner bell.

Hmm. This gum has no flavor.

[ Ship's horn tooting]

Man:
well, dougie...

[ Bell rings]

Your turn to pick out
which third world country

We're going to dump
this garbage on.

No fooling?
Gee, bob, thanks.

Go ahead,
pick a spot.

[ Gulls cawing]

Oh, dear.

Well, looky what we got here.

How could someone
throw this away?

All this locker needs

Is a little sandpaper,
couple of double a batteries

A light bulb, and hey,
you got a microwave oven!

No fooling, bob?

No, no fooling.

[ Munching loudly]

[ Roars]

[ Screaming]

Monsters!

[ Engine putting]

[ Grunting]

Hey, man,
hurry up

And dump the garbage!

I'm trying!

It's stuck.

Well, unstick it!

[ Grunts in frustration]

[ Screaming]

Uh-oh.

We're going to be
late for class, you know.

I cannot swim!

Krumm:
me, neither!

We'll never make it!

There's nothing big enough
to hold on to!

Well! Maybe there would be
if our gluttonous friend

Had not eaten
so much of it!

[ Hiccups]

All aboard.

Excellent work,
my dear, dear krumm!

But,how do we
get back to shore?

I'll use you as
a paddle, oblina.

Oh!

[ Both grunting]

Not a chance!

No, I am not going back
in there.

Water is not my medium.

[ Air escaping]

[ All screaming]

[ Clanging]

[ Air escaping, all screaming]

[ Screaming stops]

Ah, what a relief!

[ Screaming]

[ Sputtering]

What kind of fish is this?

A very cold fish.

[ Sonar beeping regularly]

[ Periscope whirring]

[ Screams]

[ Shouting in russian]

[ Gasping]

[ Alarm blaring]

[ Thumping of feet]

[ Alarm continues]

[ Catching breath]

Oh! I must say,
salt water is not that bad--

In moderation, of course.

Oh!

[ Screaming]

No, we're all
going to be digested!

Maybe that's the way out.

Whoa!

[ Grunting]

[ Grunting]

If we hurry,
maybe the gromble

Won't notice we're gone, huh?

Hold on to me.

Hey, tubby!

To the city dump, huh?

And step on it!

[ Screaming]

Well done, ickis.

Maybe now we can fly home!

[ Screaming]

Guys? I hate to be

The harbinger
of bad news

But...

Hey, ickis, this is fun!

Yeah, the ocean

Is just like a sewer, dude!

This should carry us
all the way.

[ Screaming]

[ Groans]:
oh.

I don't know
about you two

But I could
use a nap.

Yipe.

What about you, ickis?

Ickis?

What happened to ickis?
He was just here a minute ago.

Oblina?

[ Gasps]

Coochie, coochie, coo!

[ Laughing]

[ With french accent]:
in the undersea world

The marine life adapt
to their habitat

By taking
many unusual shapes.

Sacre blah!

Maurice, did you get that?

No, papa,
I just ran out of tape.

Imbecile!i have discovered
a new species!

Follow them!

[ Yelps]

No, no, maurice

To the left!

That's it, maurice,
I've got them!

Maurice, what
are you doing?!

I do nothing, papa!

I have no control!

[ Both screaming]

[ Coughing, gasping]

[ Coughing, gasping]

I give up.

We're never going to make it!

[ Dolphins squeaking]

The brochure said
I'd get to save a whale.

Shut up and keep wiping.

[ Dolphins squeaking]

Whoa!

I'm mighty parched, pilgrim,
I'm mighty parched.

[ Sucking and slurping loudly]

It's going to take us
three years to blot this all up.

You got a real knack
for this, kid.

Ah! Nothing like a cold sh*t
of crude.

Giddyup, little dolphy!

[ Cheeping enthusiastically]

[ Ship's horn blowing]

[ Bell ringing]

[ Cheeping]

[ Beeping]

[ Rapid beeping]

Skipper! Big school
of tuna headed this way.

Lower the nets.

[ Cheeping]

Oblina:
we are almost home!

[ Horn sounds]

[ Gasping]

[ Bell ringing]

[ Horn sounding]

[ Tires screeching]

[ Peels out]

...when we come back,
we'll tell you

About the man who soaked up
a -mile oil slick

With a single
paper towel.

But first, with the weather,
our very own

Callahan the weatherman.

It's another beautiful
spring day here in the city!

Perfect weather for cleaning up
after a tidal wave!

The birds are singing,
the flowers are blooming

And it is a beautiful day!

[ Screams]

[ Woozily]:
oh.

[ Laughs]

I guess I haven't got
my land legs yet.

[ Gurgling]

Um, you know, I think I have had
enough water for a while.

I'll just walk.

[ Gasps]

[ Flushes]

[ Static]

[ People shouting questions]

Woman:
mr. Halverson...

Lars halverson...

You've scaled mt. Everest,
swam the english channel

And circumnavigated the globe
in a plane made out of tin foil.

What is your next adventure?

Tell us!
Yeah!
Yeah!

I will go to the southernmost
part of the world

And cross antarctica...

All:
ah...

...alone!

All:
ooh!

[ Sneezes]

All:
ooh!

Aren't you afraid?

Fear? It's unknown
to lars halverson.

I am afraid of nothing.

[ Quietly]:
except commitment.

I hear you.

Mm-hmm.

A human? Afraid of nothing?

Nothing puckers
my putrid puss more

Than seeing a pathetic human

Claiming he's not afraid!

I want that human to know fear.

I want...

Somebody woke up

On the wrong side
of the bathtub.

Something to
share with the class...

Ickis?!

[ Whimpering]

It was just... I was just...

I, i, i...

Well said.

Oblina.

Perhaps you'd like
to speak for ickis.

Me?! Oh, uh, well,
i, i, i, i...

Silence!

I think
what my friends

Are trying to say is...

Quiet!

I have a little bit of homework

For you three.

And I don't want you
to come back

Until you've finished it.

Do you understand?

I want you to go above-ground

And scare

The fearless lars halverson.

[ All gulp]

[ Shivering]

It's time.

Oh, well, he's not here,
let's go.

Ow!

There he is...

The fearless
lars halverson.

This is going to be
our greatest scare yet.

On three.

One... Two...

Here, k*ller,
here, butcher.

Here, assassin.

All:
bark-and-bites!

[ Laughing]

[ Humming]

Krumm:
I smell trouble.

[ Wind howling]

[ Airplane approaching]

Krumm:
I smell trouble.

[ Barking]

Krumm:
I smell trouble.

Oblina:
would you stop saying that?!

Halverson:
it's colder than I thought.

It's isolated.

One wrong move
and I could freeze to death.

I love my job!

Okay, you mangy mutts.

You want a little
beef jerky?

Krumm: that's what that was.oblina: shh!

[ Barking]

[ Panting]

Halverson:
stop! Get back here!

[ Blows raspberry]

[ Growls]

Yipe!

Um... Excuse me.

What are you doing?

I am turning around.

"Turning around..."

We don't want to go that way.

We want
to go home!

We came here to get a scare

And that is exactly
what we are going to do.

We're doomed.

Oblina:
oh, pooh...

He's gone.

Oh, what a shame.

Halverson:
mush, mush...

Follow me!

We will cut him off
at the pass!

Mush, mush...

[ Gasping]

[ Rumbling]

[ Yelling]

[ Coughing and spitting]

[ Spitting]

Hey, he stole my eye!

[ All panting]

Which one was it, krumm?

Which one stole your eye?

The black-and-white one.

[ Penguins squawking]

Oh...

Do you have it?

[ Grunting]

I'm sorry, I know
this must seem like

A terrible invasion
of your privacy...

[ Squawking]

[ Growling]

You're a sight for a sore eye.

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ickis:
ow! Ow!

Ow!

Watch it, you, you...
Whatever you are!

[ Panting]

Wait for me!

Krumm...
Grab my feet!

[ Yelling]

[ Screaming]

Whoa!

[ Crash]

[ Shivering
and moaning]

Krumm:
I'm starving!

If I had toes...

I wouldn't be able
to feel them!

M-m-m-my lips are chapped.

C-can we
g-go home now?

N-n-n-no, no, no!

N-not until
w-we get our scare!

You, you just go on without me

B-because...

I just found
a way out of here!

[ Laughing]

I'll see you

Back at the dump, suckers.

Ickis, wait!

That is not a...

Toilet.

That wasn't a toilet.

On, k*ller, on, butcher,
on, assassin, on, tracy! Mush!

Krumm, follow that human!

Mush, mush!

[ Growling]

[ Yelling]

[ Chattering]:
this has been the worst
experience of my life.

And that says
a lot, a lot, a lot.

It's about to get even worse.

[ Growls]

They... Come in white... Too.

[ Roaring]

Krumm:
don't panic.

Get behind me.

Now you can panic.

[ Roaring]

Paddle!

Paddle, you fools!

[ Panting]

Now how will we
ever get our scare?

Both:
don't even say it!

Oh, all right.

I... I guess
this is it.

The end.

But you know what?
[ Laughing]

I've had a full life.

Oh, sure, it was a short one.
[ Laughing]

Really short,
come to think of it.

[ Crying]:
I'm too young to die!

I don't want to die!

[ Gasping]
land!

We're saved!

We're saved!

Oh! Solid ground!

[ Kissing loudly]

I love you, I love you!

[ Stretching, snapping]

Ow!

[ Sighs]

Now we shall never
get our scare.

Huh! There he is!

And there he goes!

[ Rumbling]

[ Yelling]

[ All chattering]

Hello.

It's so nice to see you.

It speaks.

It's huge.

It's a monster.

That's right.

Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have a scare to do.

Stop right there.

Don't make him mad,
please, he's so big.

Um, you see,
this scare is mine.

She's not well,
don't listen to her.

No, you shalllisten to me.

You have no idea

What we have
been through

She's not well,
don't listen to her.

We are lost, we are freezing...

We are hungry...

And we are tired.

And that human is ours.

Do you understand?

That is our scare!

[ Sniffling]

I'm sorry.

It's just that... I don't
get many scares down here.

I'm lucky if a human
comes down here once a year.

Yes, mm-hmm.

Thank you, thank you...

Ladies and gentlemen
of the press.

Once again, lars halverson

Has broken the boundaries
of human endurance.

I have stared fear
straight into the face

And you know what I said?

I said, "fear...

"There's no room for you
in my life.

"Take a hike, fear.

Vamoose!"

[ Turns off engine]

Boo.

[ All scream]

[ All laughing]

Ho, ho, ho, ho.

[ Chuckles weakly]

This pipeline will take you
back to where you want to go.

Oh, well,
thanks for the ride.

Yeah, thanks.

Thank you.

Congratulations

On your lovely scare.

When we get back

We're going to be
in a lot of trouble.

Yeah, but at least
we'll be warm.

Monsters...

Real monsters.

Real monsters.
Real monsters.

[ Sighs]

Forget it.

It would be
too easy!

[ Screams]

[ Screaming]