02x05 - Who Loves Orange Soda?

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Wow. Thank you for

That wonderful
outburst.

Welcome to the

Kenan & kel show.
I'm kenan.

[Applause and cheers]

And I'm ke--oh!

[Cheers and applause]

Uh, kel, w-what's
wrong, man?

I hurt my ribs.

How'd you hurt
your ribs?

Bowling.

How can you hurt
your ribs bowling?

I forgot to let go
of the ball.

W-well, i--i don't
think I'll be able
to do the show.

Audience: aw!

But, kel, you gotta
do the show, man.

I can't do it
all by myself.

You don't have to.
I got an actor.

What?!

Murray!

Whazzup?!

Look at me, I'm kel!

Uh, n-no you're not,
man.

Y-you don't look
anything like kel,
man.

This guy can't
play your part.

Come on, man.
Murray's a great actor,
and he's funny, too.

Come on, show him.

Oh, quite funny indeed.
Yes, I am.

Hey, ask him
who loves orange soda?

I don't feel like
asking him.

What's wrong
with you?

Just try it!

All right, look.

Who loves orange
soda?

Murray loves orange soda!

Is it true?

Heavens, yes!

Ah!

I do, I do, I do,
I doo-oooh!

[Cheers and applause]

Uh-uh. I'm sorry.
Thanks anyway,
though.

Ah...

All right, here I go!

Mur-ray!

Murray!

Mur-ray!

Let's do the show.

W-wait a minute,
kenan.

How'm I gonna
do the show with
hurt ribs?

Don't worry.
We'll get your ribs
fixed during the show.

Dis way, nutmeg!

Aarh!

Nutmeg?
I'm not a spice kid!

Why can't murray
do the show?

C-come on, kenan!

Kenan!

Aw, here it goes! Oh!

Nurse! Miss nurse.

Yes.

How's kel?
Is he o.k.?
Where is he?

The doctor's just
finishing up
kel's x-rays.

He'll be right in.

Oh. O.k.

Ah!

Hey, kel!

W-w-what's wrong,
dog?

I broke my ribs.

Oh!

Broken ribs?

I doubt your
ribs are broken.

They're probably
just bruised.

Bruised? Aw, kel,
you scared me--

Aah!

Kel, just have
a seat up here.

The doctor
will be with you
in just a moment.

And, uh...

You're gonna need
to fill this cup.

[Humming]

[Humming]

Uh...kel?

I don't think
she meant to fill
the cup up

With orange soda,
bro.

Oh, she--

Hello, kel.
Who's this?

I'm kenan.
I'm his best friend.

I'm dr. Goyter.

Hi. So how is he?

Well, let's look at
kel's x-ray, shall we?

Good grief!

Look at that!

Oh, my ribs
are broken!

I knew it!

No, your ribs
are just bruised, but...

But...

But kel's insides
appear to be...

Bright orange.

Oh, well, see,
kel loves orange soda.

Is this true?

Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.

I do, I do, I do,

I do-ooh.

But to turn your
insides bright orange,

You'd have to drink
or gallons of
orange soda every day.

Yeah, doc,
so what's your point?

Well, i--

Doc!

Is kel gonna be o.k.?

Oh, of course.

I just need to check
a few things.

Kel, stand up
for me, please.

Gee, doc,
I don't know.
I'm in a lot of pain.

I can barely move.

Come on, trigger.

Doctor, I have
kel's sh*t
ready.

Aah!

[Groaning]

Use my back, now.

You all right?

Ribs.

[Groans] oh...

I'd better lay down.

All right.
Take it easy now.

Oh, careful with yourself.

Ah...

Oh...

Oh!

All right.
You need anything?

Maybe just a little--

Orange soda.
I know.

Hang on a second.

Oh...kenan! Help me
with this box!

Oh, heavy!

Chris, don't put
the box down--

Aah!

Kel!

[Glass shatters]

Oh, my mango jellies!

[Broken glass shakes]

Oh!

You broke
my jars!

Don't yell at him!

His ribs are
all ba-bruised.

Thanks.
Here's your
orange soda.

Bruised ribs?
Eew!

Maybe you should
take him to a doctor
to get x-rayed.

Already done it.

Yeah.

You shoulda seen
his x-rays.

His insides
are bright orange!

They weren't
that orange.

Oh, man, your insides
are more orange

Than a nickelodeon logo!

So?

So maybe you should
quit drinking
orange soda.

Maybe I will!

Hah!

What do you mean
by hah!

Hah!

What you mean
by hah?!

I mean that you couldn't
quit drinking orange soda

If your life
depended on it.

I could quit
drinking orange soda
any time I want!

You couldn't go
one day without
drinking orange soda.

Man, I can go
a whole week without
drinking orange soda.

False!

O.k. Wanna bet?

You got a bet.

The bet is you gotta
go an entire week

Without drinking
orange soda.

If you lose,
then, uh...

Oh, then, uh...

Then you got to stand
on this here counter

In the middle of
the daytime singing
the national anthem

Wearing nothing but
a lady's nightgown.
Huh? Huh?!

O-o.k.! O-o.k.!

But if I win,
you have to do it.

You're on.

Hey, you're on.

Let's drink to it.

Let's drink to it.

Ain't no shame
in my game.

Ain't no shame
in my game!

To the bet.
To the bet.

Ah!

Whoo!

Boy, that's good
orange soda.

Mm-mmm!

Evil!

Yep.

[Imitating ricky ricardo]
lucy, I'm home!

Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Dinnertime!
Let's eat

Kel, I only
cooked steaks.

Not steaks.
Steaks.

Hey, so you can
have some of mine.

Ah ha!

Here's your milk.

Kel, I'll get you
some orange soda.

That's o.k.
No orange soda
for me.

Kel!

No orange soda?

Call - - !

All right!
Everything's all right.

Put the phone down.
Kel's fine.

Yeah. We made a bet.

What kind of bet?

I bet kenan I could
go a whole week without
drinking orange soda.

You?!ha ha ha ha!

Wha--wha--
I could do it!

Oh, no, you can't!

♪ Kel, look at me

♪ I'm a man

♪ Drinking

♪ Orange soda ♪

Mmm!

Good!

Y'all, stop
being mean
to kel.

Yes, it's not nice to
tease kel by drinking
orange soda in front
of him.

Thank you,
mrs. Rockmore!

Yeah, in fact,

Just so kel
won't be tempted,

Why don't we pour
this whole bottle

Or sweet, bubbly,
orange goodness

Right down the drain?

[High-pitched squeal]

Bye-bye, orange soda.

You're a sick,
sick boy!

Yep. I'm gonna
win the bet.

[Singsong]
kel's gonna lose!
Kel's gonna lose!

Kel's gonna lose!

Kenan's gonna lose!

Oh, kel!

Kel! Whoo-hoo!

Don't leave
like that, buddy.

Come on, now.
Why don't you
just take

A little sip
of orange soda

And get it over
with?

No!

Ow!

Where you going?

Uh-uh!

You gonna stay
right here where I can
keep my eye on you.

What, you don't
trust me?

Mmm. Let me think.
Nope.

Well!

Yeah, you can sleep
in my room, orange boy.

O.k., I'll stay
right here so
you can watch me

Not drink orange soda.

Oh, yeah.
We'll see.

Well, I can't wait
to see you

Singing songs
in a lady's nightie

When youlose the bet!

♪ Ain't gonna
happen ♪♪

♪ We'll see ♪

Look, I'm kenan
in a lady's nightie.

♪ Doo doo doo doo,
doo doo doo doo ♪♪

I'm kel,
and I like wearing silk
in my lady's nightie.

♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪

Hey, kel,
what you doing?

I'm getting ready
for bed.

Well, in case
you get thirsty during
the middle of the night,

You can have
some of this. Ah!

Ha ha.
Laugh it up.

Back in a few minutes.

Who loves orange soda?

Kel doesn't love
orange soda.

Is it true?

Mm-hmm!

I don't!

I don't, I don't, I don't!

Stupid orange soda.

Who do you think
you are, huh?!

Huh? Acting all orange
and--and carbonated!

I hate you!
I hate you!

Why don't you just
get outta here?!

[Sobs]

I didn't mean it.

I didn't mean it!

I'm--i'm sorry.

I--i--i love you!

Oh...sweet orange soda.

Sweet orange soda!

I gotcha. I gotcha!

You're gonna make it!
You're gonna make it!

You're gonna make it
through, man! Come on, man!

You gotta!

Sweet orange soda.

Sweet...orange soda.

Mr. Kel? Mr. Kel!

Your orange jacuzzi
is ready, sir.

Both: ha ha ha ha.

Thank you,
rockmore.

Yes, sir.

[Hums]

Oh-oh!

Ah!

Ha ha ha ha!

How's the orange
soda, sir?

Wonderful!

Hah hah hah hah!

Are you thirsty,
sir?

Why, yes, I am!

Beverage boy!

Yes, mr. Kel.

I would like
some orange soda.

Very good, sir.
There you go.

Oh.

Thank you.

What's--what is this?

What's going on?!

Oh, my orange soda,
it won't come out!

Aah!

Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!

Help me!

Oh, sure,
we'll give you some help.

Orange monster!

What?

Aah!

Aah-aah-aah-aah!

Ah ha ha ha!

[Screeching]

Oh...it was just a dream.

Just a dream.

Oh! W-w-what's this?!

Oh! Oh!

Aah!

No!

Are you all right?

What's wrong with
you, man?

Wh-wh--

Aha!

What?!

You did drink
the soda!

No, I didn't!
It just spilled!

Hah!

I swear!

Then let me see
your tongue.

[Sniveling]

All right.
Well, your tongue
ain't orange yet.

Pfft--pfft!
See, I told you

I could go a whole
day without drinking
orange soda.

That's just one day.

Yeah. One day down!

You got more!

Hey, you're gonna
lose!

[Chuckling]
oh, I think not!

Why don't you
call off the bet?

It's been days.

So? This is good
for him.

Good? Look at him!

Give him
an orange soda!

He can have
an orange soda

If he wants to
lose the bet

And sing the
national anthem
in a lady's nightie.

How can you watch
this?

Kel, what are you
doing?

Sucking on an orange!

[Sniveling]

Oh, it's not working!

Kel, listen, if you
want to get over
your craving

For orange soda,
I know how
you can do it.

How?!

Go see a hypnotist.

A hypnotist?

If it wasn't for
my hypnotist,

I would never have
gotten over my fear
of sandwiches.

You afraid
of sandwiches?

Not anymore,

Thanks to dr. Vermin.

Here. You should
go see him.

I will!

Then I'm going
with you!

Kenan, you have
work to do here!

No, thank you!

Yes, can I help you
gentlemen?

Yes, we're here to see
a dr. Vermin.
He's a hypnotist.

Right. Fill this out,
then on the back,

Write down the problem
that you're having

And how you'd like
the hypnotist to help you.

Wow, cute dog!

Oh, thank you.

His name is dustin.

He's here to see
the hypnotist.

Wait a minute.
Dr. Vermin hypnotizes
pets, too?

Oh, yes!
Dr. Vermin
hypnotizes people,

Cats, dogs, lizards,
salmon.

You name it!

What's wrong
with the dog?

Dustin is supposed
to be an att*ck dog.

But he just lies around
like that all day.

I'm hoping dr. Vermin
can hypnotize him into
being more aggressive

And ferocious.

Mrs. Felzinthal,
have you finished
dustin's forms yet?

Oh, yes.
Here you are.

Yeah, I'm finished,
too.

O.k., Thank you.
Now both of you
follow me.

Kel, you're gonna
be in room "a."

And mrs. Felzinthal,
you can take dustin
into room "b",

And the hypnotist
will be with you
shortly.

Good luck, kel.

Dustin.

All right, kel,
right over here.

There you go.
Just make yourself
at home.

Well,
hello there...

Dustin.

Dustin? My--my name's kel.

Now, now, dustin.
I realize you may
feel a bit uneasy

Seeing a hypnotist.

Um, yeah,
but, um...

Well, I see you have
an interesting
little problem.

Yeah, I ha--

Well, not to worry.
We'll have you acting
more aggressive in no time.

Aggressive?
I'm just here 'cause
I love orange--

Just sit back, dustin,
and watch my
whirling thing.

Your whirlingthing?
I don't--

When I count to ,
you will go into
a trance.

O-o.k.

... ...
W-what?

Boy, you crazy!

!

Now, dustin,

You will no longer
be afraid

To be aggressive.

In fact, whenever
you hear a bell,

You will become
a fearless,
ferocious beast.

Fearless...ferocious...

Beastus!

Yee-ees...
That's right, dustin.

Excellent!

Whenever you hear
a bell...

Ferocious...
Ferocious...

Beast...

Ferocious...

Beast...

Ferocious...

Hey, we're back!

How did it go?
Did dr. Vermin
hypnotize you?

Yeah.

Did it work?

You know,
I don't know.

Excuse me.

Yes, miss quagmire.

I would like
jars of mayonnaise,

Extra chunky.

I don't know
if we have that.

Yes, we do.
In the back. Kenan,
give me a hand,
will you?

O.k.

Hey, what's shakin',
quagmire?

I need change
for a dollar.

Will you get it
for me, please?

All right. Yeah.
I'll just get it
out the register.

[Ding]

[Grr]

Is something wrong?

[Rrr]

[Barking]

Oh!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Heee-eeelp!

Help!

[Telephone rings]

I'll get it.

Rigby's. Yeah.

No. We close at : .

All right.

Here, miss quagmire.
Here's your
mayonnaise.

Keep your stinking
mayonnaise!

Weirdoes!

What's her problem?

I dunno.

Oh, well. Kenan,
help me put
these jars back.

All right.

Hello.
Do you work here?

No,
but what you need?

Well, I'm the band
instructor at brimfield
elementary school,

And our bus broke down.
I was wondering if I
could use your phone?

Oh, yeah,
right over there.

Thank you!

So, you in
the band?

No, I just use this
to make toast!

Very cute.

I play the triangle.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, watch!

[Ding]

[Grr]

What's with
this guy?!

I don't know!

O.k., Kids, we have
a taxi coming
to pick us up,

[Howl]
in just--

Aah!

Aah!

Quick! Move away!

Aah!

Kel!

Wow! That hypnotism
stuff really works!

Somebody
call the pound!

What are you doing?!

Run, children, run!

Aah!

He's gone insane!

I've got an idea!

Here! Here, boy!

[Whistles]
here, boy!

Come here!

Come on! Come on!

There.

Oh.

That's good.

[Telephone rings]

Hey, guys.
How you doing?

[Ring]

[Grr!]

Oh, yes, yes.

[Ring]

Get the phone!

All right!

Call back later!

Kel, what is
the matter with you?!

What's the matter
with you?!

And--why is there
orange soda
on my face?

Ha! 'Cause you
drank it

Out of a dog dish!

That means
you lose the bet.

Now put on
a lady's nightie,

Get on that counter,
and start singing!

Wait, I didn't drink
anything out of there.

Yes, you did!
Right out of
that dish.

You were acting
like a becrazed dog!

Why would I act like
a becrazed dog?

Because I switched
the forms at the
hypnotist's office.

You lose the bet!

Wait a minute!
You cheated!

So? You still drank
the soda!

You lose!

But I don't remember
drinking any soda,

So you cheated.
So that means you lose!

'Fraid not!
'Fraid so!

Why don't we just
let chris decide
who lost?

O.k. Whatever chris
decides goes!

All right. Chris?

Uh--the--w-well,

You obviously--

No, b-but he
actually--

Ladies and gentlemen,

Kenan and kel.

♪ Oh, say
can you see ♪

♪ By the dawn's
early light... ♪♪

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Thank you!

Thank you for coming
and checking out
kenan & kel.

Was it a happy
experience?!

[Cheers and applause]

All right.
Well, uh, I guess
that's it.

Wait just a minute.

I wanna know
what it was

That made me
turn into a dog.

Oh.

You gonna tell me.

This.

What's that?

[Grr!]

Yeah. Here, boy!

[Ruff ruff ruff!]Here, boy! Catch!

[Ar, ar, awoo!]

[Barking]

Good. Good boy.

Hey! Hey, hey, hey!

[Ding]

Hey.

All right.

Will you quit
turning me into a dog?

O.k. I got a better
idea for some more
fun, anyway.

Why not grab
an electric toothbrush

And a turtle and meet me
in st. Louis?

Louis?

Get it? Lou--

Kenan! No way!

No way! I will not go
on another one of your

Disaster situations!

No, no, no, no!
It's not gonna happen!

I'm putting my foot
down, buddy.

Aw, here it goes!


Why?!