Opening our fan mail.
Yeah, I love going through this fan mail.
Here's one from chicago!
Oh!read it!
Open it!
All right! Calm down!
It says...
"Dear all that, I really love your show,
Especially that kel."
Ooh! Whoo!
Hey!
"I like when he plays coach kreeton
"And says daaaah! And my happiness is a memory!
In fact, I think the show should be called all kel."
I don't think so.uh...no.
Oh! Signed kel's mother.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
I can't help it if my mama love me!
Read the next one!
O.k. I got one.
"Dear all that. I watch your show all the time,
"And it's pretty cool. But what's with the big ear of corn?
I hate...the big ear... Of corn."
He's just jealous!
Oh, we love you.
All right, all right.
I got the next one. I got the next one.
"Dear all that, your show is awesome."
Right.
"So I sent y'all a large pizza."
Ooh! Pizza.
Wait a minute.
Yo, this letter was sent months ago.
[Moaning] oh! Eew!
[Groaning] ahh! Aah!
All right. All right.
One more letter before we go do the show.
"Dear all that, I watch your show all the time,
"And I think you guys are great.
"In fact, my dream is to meet you guys.
Signed edward."
Hmm. I wonder what he sent us.
Hi! I'm edward rosenthal!
Hi.
Nice to meet you.
Thanks for sending us, you know... You.
I can't believe I'm really here!
I've been inside a box.
Yes, edward, you have.
We have to go do the show.
Do you wanna watch?
Well, I'd--
Pizza!!
Captioning made possible by nickelodeon and u.s. Department of education
Fresh out the box.
Stop, look, and watch.
Ready yet? Get set.
It'sall that.
♪ Oh
♪ Uh-oh
♪ This is all that♪
♪ This is all that♪
♪ Check it, check it
♪ Now, this is just an introduction ♪
♪ Before we blow your mind ♪
♪ The show is all of that ♪
♪ And yes, we do it all the time ♪
♪ So sit your booty on the floor ♪
♪ Or in a chair
♪ On the ground or in the air ♪
♪ Just don't go nowhere
♪ 'Cause everything we do
♪ Is all of that
♪ We're entertaining you
♪ We're all of that
♪ My posse and my crew
♪ Is all of that
♪ So sit still
♪ 'Cause we're comin' right back ♪
♪ Oh
♪ Uh-oh
♪ This is all that♪
♪ This is all that♪
♪ Check it out
♪ Oh
♪ Uh-oh
♪ This is all that♪
♪ This is all that♪♪
Not another word, young man!
But, mom! Time for bed!
Arnie, it's already... : At night.
Face it, he's not coming.
What's all the commotion?
Arnie invited a friend from school to come spend the night,
And the boy didn't show up.
Well, why not give him a call?
I can't. He doesn't believe in telephones.
What?!
See, he's a foreign exchange student.
Very foreign. He's not like all the other kids.
In fact--
I am ishboo.
Ishboo, you made it!
Please accept this gift.
Thanks, ishboo, but...what's this?
Hamsters! In my foreign land,
When we spend the night over a friend's house,
It is only proper to bring a bag of rodents.
Ooh!
[Hamsters squeal]
Arnie, why don't you introduce us to your foreign friend.
O.k. Uh... Mom, dad,
This is ishboo. Ishboo, meet my mom and dad.
Hello, ishboo. It's nice to meet yo--
[Kissing sound] ooh!
Why did you kiss my parents?
Well, in my foreign land,
When meeting a friend's creators,
It would be considered rude not to smooth them.
Your mother is a fine kisser.
Dad needs work.
Wait a minute. Come here.
Oh, oh, honey! Please!
Now, it's getting late.
Perhaps you boys should get ready for bed.
O.k. And which one of you will be cooking my chicken?
Chicken?
Ishboo, don't you think
It's a little late for dinner?
I am sorry.
It is my fault for being hungry.
I will simply go outside and eat dirt.
No, no! Don't, don't!
We're sorry, ishboo.
We'll go cook your chicken.
It won't take long.
I'll give you minutes.
Go!!
So, ishboo, what you wanna do?
How would you like to shave my back?
Um...no.
O.k. We can shave in the morning.
Uh, ishboo, we should be getting ready for bed.
Yes, but first I must brush our teeth.
Huh?
Oh!
What are you doing?!
I am done. You may rinse.
Hey, what are you doing in my bed?
In my foreign land,
It is only proper that the guests sleep in the bed
And that yousleep on the floor!
Now give me your foot.
My foot?
Gimme your foot!!
This little piggy went to the market.
This little piggy went home.
Ishboo...
Your chicken's...
Ready.
Oh!
Bring me my bird!
I am thirsty.
Oh, I'll go get you a drink.
Please, I prefer a beverage from my own foreign land.
What's he doing?
Where's he going?
Oh, my!
Mountain whiz?
Mountain whiz?
What's mountain whiz?
It comes from goats.
Ishboo, exactly what foreign land do you come from?
Huh? Get off my back!
It is :.
What happens at
Party. Dance with me.
[Music plays]
And now, lori beth denberg with more vital information
For your everyday life.
When you're reading a book,
Don't skip the even number of pages
And then say, "man, this book is really odd!"
If you can't b*at 'em, join 'em.
If you can't join 'em, bite 'em!
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe.
She stunk like a fish!
This has been lori beth denberg with vital information.
♪ This is all that ♪
♪ This is all that ♪♪
Just leave it on one channel, darling.
But I love flipping channels.
Flip, flip.
Flip, flip, flip.
Oh, hello. There go I love lucy.
I love lucy. Go ahead, desi. Shake it.
[Doorbell rings]
I'll get it.
Coming!
Well, hello there!
Hi. My name's susie,
And I'm a little pansy!
Oh, burt!
It's a pansy!
I joined the pansies when I was a little girl.
Oh, I'm not a pansy yet.
I'm a little pansy.
I won't be old enough to be a full-fledged pansy
Till my next birthday.
Would you like to buy some of our scrumptious little pansy cookies?
No. We don't want any.
Now, honey...
What kind of cookies do you have?
Uh...we have salmon snaps, nut bangs,
Fudge clots, lulu creams, fat mamas,
And, uh, marshmallow sorz.
Mmm, burt, she has nut bangs!
Can we buy one box?.
Only bucks,
And you'll be supporting the little pansies!
No.
I'm sorry. Thank you anyway.
Oh, come on!
No, no, no.
Now go home. Go home.
Get out, you little pansy.
Bye-bye.
Now honey--
Don't go honeying me.
I work for a living.
I don't need to be buying no $. Boxes of fudgey clots or fat mamas
When I can go down to the grocery store and get all the generic cookies I want
For cents a bag. That's all.
O.k. Here's the deal.
Buy boxes of fudge clots,
And I'll knock off %!
What do you think you're doing?
Selling little pansy cookies!
Haven't I made that clear?
Oh, i--i--i'm gonna make something real clear!
Get on outta there!
C-can you believe that?
Times sure have changed.
When I was young, we were never pushy pansies.
Well, if she come back through that window,
I'm gonna push her pansy right out the window!
I ain't gonna be pressured into buying no pansy cookies.
She done made me mad. She done upset me now.
[Hammering]
What's that?
Oh!
It's pansy claus,
And I brought fudge clots and marshmallow sorz.
Young lady,
I work for a living!
You disrupting my way of life now!
Y-you got to go!
Everybody loves a pansy!
Well, I don't. Go home!
This'll keep her out. She done upset me now.
Coming all through my door.
N-now calm down, burty.
Here, I'll play you a little music to relax you.
All right. All right.
Thank you.
[Playing perky tune]
[Off note]
Hi-eee!
Aah!
Did I mention that lulu creams
Are made with real synthetic nougat?
That's it.
Now look, we do not want one of your nasty pansy cookies.
N-n-now why don't you just go on?
You're giving me the heebie-jeebies!
Thank goodness for that pig.
You ain't got to worry about nothing, honey.
She ain't comin' back. I took care of that all right.
Oh, she done upset me...
You know, I'm hungry.
When's dinner?
Dinner?
I almost forgot about my turkey!
I hope I didn't overcook it!
Not at cents a pound now!
You get in there!
Aah!
Marshmallow sorz?
They're goooood!
Burty! The pansy's in my oven!
Leave us be!
Come on, burty!
I-it's all right. She ain't coming back.
It's o.k., Honey. Come on.
All right. Let's just sit down and watch some tv.
All right. All right.
You know, I do enjoy television, you know.
Here we go.
Hey...
Hey, hey, hey!
It's the pansy!!
[Glass shatters]
Salmon snaps?!
♪ This isall that ♪♪
And now,all that presents a semi-educational moment:
Everyday french with pierre escargot.
[Speaking french]
Ha ha ha ha ha!
[Speaking french]
[Squeaking]
[Thud]
Can you believe her?
Quiet!
Why are you talking?
This is a library!
But--
[Twirr]
Silence!
Excuse me, miss hushbaum--
Stop talking!!
Now, what is it?!
I wanted to tell you that this book--
Quiet!!
[Honks horn]
Which part of "stop talking" didn't you understand?!
Now, what do you want?
Hey, the cover on this book is coming loose!
Why didn't you tell me?!
[Twirr]
I hear you murmuring!
Stop it!
Stop causing noise in the library!
There, it's fixed!
Thank you.
Oh! Noisy!
I thought I told you no talking!
You talk, you walk! But--
You walk!
[Buzzing]
[Alarm]
A fly!
There's a fly!
A fly, a fly!
A fly, everyone, a fly!!
[Alarm]
[Buzzing]
Stop talking! This is a library!
Shh!
I'm gonna sneak up on the fly!
There!
That's what happens when you make noise in the library!
Tell your friends!
Shh!
[Screams] you're giving me a headache!
[Baby gurgles]
[Loudly] oh, look at the baby!
Oh, you're a cutie! Yes, you are!
[Baby cries]
Oh!
Who's a pretty baby?!
[Crying]
Hey!!
[Twirr]
Quiet!!
[Crying]
You!
You baby!
[Honk]
Pipe down!
Don't you speak english?!
Why are you screaming at my baby?
[Honk]
Quiet!!
What kind of a woman talks in a library?!
Get out!!
And teach your loud mouth baby some library etiquette!
Listen, miss hushbaum, let me tell you something!
You-- [honk]
I'm fed up with this.
She should be fired.
Hi-yah!
I can't believe this is happening!
Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
This is a library!
Have some respect!!
[Blows whistle]
Quiet!
This is a library!!
All thatproudly presents
Life with peter & flem.
Peter sharpens pencils the old-fashioned way.
Flem sharpens pencils in different parts of his body.
Peter always does his homework,
Making sure he gets all the answers right.
Flem hits things with a hammer.
Hey, clavis! Wake up.
The show's over.
Oh, yeah. Kick it!