02x16 - Terry Ellis

[bunniefuu]

[Singing rap lyrics]

Hey, guys, look!

I just got pounds of bubble gum.

Why do you need pounds of bubble gum?

So we can have a bubble blowing contest.

Cool!

[Achoo!]

Whoever blows the biggest bubble wins.

Here's some for you.

[Achoo!]

No, I can't. I'm allergic to the bubble gum.

O.k. Then, you can be the referee.

All right.

That's yours.

Alisa, you go first. Come on.

O.k.

Lookee!

Oh, that's nice!

That's nothing.

All right, you go next. Come on.

Come on, katrina.

Whoa! Look at her go!

I'm backing up.

She's bubble crazy!

It's gonna blow!

[Loud pop]

I win!

Not yet. Kenan's next.

Just try, man. Do it.

You can win this contest.

Fruity.

Fresh out the box.

Stop, look, and watch.

Ready yet? Get set.

It'sall that.

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪

♪ Check it, check it

♪ Now, this is just an introduction ♪

♪ Before we blow your mind ♪

♪ The show is all of that ♪

♪ And yes, we do it all the time ♪

♪ So sit your booty on the floor ♪

♪ Or in a chair

♪ On the ground or in the air ♪

♪ Just don't go nowhere

♪ 'Cause everything we do

♪ Is all of that

♪ We're entertaining you

♪ We're all of that

♪ My posse and my crew

♪ Is all of that

♪ So sit still

♪ 'Cause we're comin' right back ♪

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪

♪ Check it out

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪♪

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[Patient snoring]

All right, nurse tender, let's place the patient in bed.

Yes, dr. Seizure.

Ready? , , !

Aaahhh!

[Thump!]

Aaahhh!

Who threw coach kreeton on the floor?

We're sorry, coach kreeton.

Yes, we were trying to put you in bed.

Aahh! Well, you missed.

You nearly almost put me in my grave!

If you could just turn over.

There we go.

Oh! I'm feeling pains I can't understand.

Well, coach kreeton,

You had a nasty fall down those stairs.

I've told you many times, I was pushed!

Now, now. Who would push you down a flight of stairs?

Those children in my gym class!

Evil demons.

Uh--coach crouton, in looking over...

Kreeton!

All right, coach kreeton,

In looking over your x-rays,

We noted several additional injuries

That we couldn't explain.

Yes. Have you had any other falls or accidents in the past?

Well...

Hmm.

Well, yes, I have lived a painful life.

Well, we'll speak more about that later.

Until then, you just try to get some rest.

Aaahhh!

Just leave me here to suffer.

All right.

Suffer.

[Snoring]

[Coach talking in sleep] how are you, miss fingerly?

Surprise!

Aahhhh!

Who let you juvenile demons in my room?!

We snuck in.

I'm calling security! Secur...

Come on now, coach kreeton.

You don't want to do that.

Aren't you happy to see your favorite gym class, coach kreeton?

Well, I don't know. Let me think.

No!

How come?

Why would I want to be visited by the children that put me in here

By shoving me down a flight of stairs?

Man, we didn't push you. You fell.

I fell over your foot! Crazy!

Oh, coach kreeton, relax.

We brought you some soup.

No, I don't like soup.

Oh, coach kreeton don't like no soup.

Oh, no. Mama never made me no soup.

Be careful now. It's hot. O.k.?

No.

Careful. All right, say "ah".

No, I'm not saying "ah".

Say "ah".

No!

"Ah". Say...

Aaahhh!

Oh, it's hot!

Oh, it burns!

No! No, no!

Aahh!

That's cold!

Mama! Aahh!

Oh, now, doesn't that feel better?

No! You crazy communists!

Get off me! I can do it myself!

Come on, coach. Let's just watch some tv.

Yeah!

No. I haven't enjoyed television

Ever since they canceled bewitched.

All those things she did with her nose.

Remember that?

Oh, we'll find you something to watch.

Here.

Aahhh!

Hold it!

O.k.! O.k.!

Oh, what's wrong with you, crazy!

Why must you fold me up like I'm some kind of crazy mexican food?!

I'm a man, not a burrito!

Grrhh!

I was trying to turn on the tv.

And I was trying to lead a happy life

Until you shoved me down the stairs,

Boiled my skin,

Then folded me up like I was some kind of

Crazy, twisted taco salad!

Grrhh!

Oh, my leg.

Why does your leg hurt?

Oh, I don't know.

Maybe 'cause it's broken in different places!

Hey, this looks like it controls the height of your leg.

It's time for you to go.

I don't think it's...

No! Oh!

Oh, this ain't right!

How's that?

Aw, let me down!

Set me down.

I prefer to be down.

Well, it's getting late, coach.

Yeah, we'd better go.

Bye, coach kreeton.

Oh, oh, can't you stay?

Nah. We got a lot of homework.

Yeah, you just sleep and get some rest, coach kreeton.

Daaahh!

Get out! Get out!

Stop pushing those buttons and come on.

O.k.

[Coach snoring]

Bye, coach kreeton.

Ahh! I've been kissed by a little girl!

Coach: somebody mighta saw it.

Oh, the life I live is sad.

Aahhh!

[Plop!]

And now, lori beth denberg with more vital information

For your everyday life.

If you go fishing and you don't use all the worms,

Put cheese on them, give them to your little brother,

And tell him it's wormaroni and cheese!

Yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony,

Stuck a feather in his hat and...

Later realized he'd ruined a perfectly good hat.

If someone comes up to you and says,

"Have a nice day!",

Stomp hard on his foot and say,

"Have a broken toe!"

This has been lori beth denberg

With vital information.

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪

Gettin' late.

Mm-hmm.

Isn't it about time dorothy took a shower?

[High-pitched scream] dorothy! Dorothy!

Yes, auntie boo?

Go take your shower, dear.

But I don't wanna take a shower.

No back talk.

All right.

Child'll be the death of us both.

Grown-ups. Always trying to make you take showers.

Hmmph!

♪ Oh, why must

♪ Why must I take a shower? ♪

♪ I don't feel like soap and moisture ♪

♪ So I think I'll run away ♪

[Sound of thunder]

Ow!

[Music]

All right.

Something tells me I'm not in my bathroom anymore.

Sure wish I could take that shower now.

Ribbit!

Ah!

Who are you?

You look like a frog.

[With irish accent] not a frog, a toad.

The name is mr. Mactoad.

Pleasure to meet you, mr. Mactoad.

I'm dorothy.

Any idea where I might be able to take a shower?

No!

My, you sure are grumpy, mr. Mactoad.

How come?

Well, let me tell ya.

[Music starts]

♪ Me life is really rotten

♪ Me friends are all forgotten ♪

♪ And it's quite a heavy load ♪

♪ 'Cause no one wants to see ya ♪

♪ And they sure don't wanna be ya ♪

♪ When your face looks like a toad ♪

That's so sad.

You poor, toad-faced man.

[Jingling sound]

Look!

Who are you?

Uh--lisa.

Welcome!

To what?

To the land of coz!

Oh. Um--any idea where I might be able to take a shower?

Hmm. If it's a shower you seek,

Then you must go with mr. Mactoad.

He's on his way to seek the advice

Of the great and powerful coz!

Aye!

So, who's this coz guy anyway?

Oh, you'll find out, dorothy.

Just follow that fellow, mactoad.

Follow that fellow, mactoad?

Follow that fellow, mactoad.

Follow that fellow, mactoad.

[Music starts]

♪ Follow that fellow, mactoad ♪

♪ Follow that fellow, mactoad ♪

♪ Follow, follow, follow, follow ♪

♪ Follow that fellow, mactoad ♪

So uh--you're telling me I should follow that fellow, mactoad?

Yeah.

All right. To coz.

To coz.

♪ We're off to see the wizard ♪

♪ The wonderful wizard of coz ♪

♪ This isall that ♪♪

Hey, man!

Who are you?

I be pasta man.

Pasta man?

That's right, I'm pastafarian.

That means I'm made completely of noodles.

Oh, well, I'm dorothy,

And this is my friend, mr. Mactoad.

How do you do?

You know, he looks to be a frog standing there...

Toad! Toad, darn ya!

Hey, don't be so sensitive, me toad-faced friend.

Try going through life made completely of noodles.

What's so bad about being made of noodles?

I have no sauce.

No sauce?

No sauce!

[Reggae music starts]

♪ It's a terrible disaster

♪ To be made of pasta

♪ I'm really at a loss

♪ I would sing the yankee doodle ♪

♪ Be happy as a noodle

♪ If I only had some sauce

Don't be sad, pasta man.

Come with us. We're going to see the wizard of coz.

Maybe he could help you find some sauce.

Aye.

All right. What are we waiting for?

Take me lady's hand then.

♪ We're off to see the wizard ♪

♪ The wonderful wizard of coz ♪

♪ Because because because because because ♪

This must be the place.

[Rings doorbell]

Who rang that bell?

It was i, dorothy.

We came to see the great and powerful coz.

Aye.

[Ominous music]

Sofas.

And tables!and stairs!

Oh, my!

Oh, the ho ho ho!

[Imitating bill cosby] all right, who are you people

And what are you doing in my living room? Ho ho ho.

I'm dorothy.

And I'm mr. Mactoad, sir.

And I be pasta man.

I'm calling the police.

No!

Please, sir, we came for your help.

What do you people want?

Well, you see, sir,

Pasta man here is made entirely of noodles,

But sadly,

He has no sauce.

No sauce! No sauce!

And mr. Mactoad here is a sweet, kindly man,

But his face frightens children and small animals.

And well, I just really, really need a shower.

Well, I wasn't going to say anything.

So, will you help us?

Please help us.

All right. I'm going to help you.

Pasta man, step right on up here

And let me tell you a little something you gotta know.

Now! Pasta man,

You are a man made entirely out of noodles,

But you have no sauce.

Hah!

Take this bowl of jello pudding,

Add some ground beef, and sauce yourself.

Thank you, dr. Cosby.

You're welcome.

All right, mr. Mactoad, you're next.

Coming, dr. Cosby.

All right.

Please accept this gift of a brown paper bag.

What?

But, mister...

How's that?

I am not happy.

Everybody else is, though. Ho ho ho ho!

What about me, mr. Cosby?

What about my shower?

Well, you see, dorothy,

A shower is like a box of peanuts

That you sit down with your wife, camille.

And the grapefruits and the avocados,

And the little children running around in the neighborhood saying,

"Party, party, party. Party, party, party."

And then your big toe swells up in your underpants.

Look, I just want a shower.

[Jingling sound]

You'll shower soon, dorothy.

I will?

Excuse me. I would like to know

How the purple woman got into my kitchen.

All you have to do is slap your own face and say,

"There's no place like my shower."

I would like to know how you got into my kitchen, purple woman.

Later.

Now, dorothy, slap your own face and say,

"There's no place like my shower."

There's no place like my shower.

There's no place like my shower.

There's no place like my shower...

There's no place like my shower.

There's no place like my shower.

There's no place like my shower.

Dorothy! Are you with us, dear?

Ya gave us quite a fright.

Your cousins are here.

Auntie boo, uncle izzy. I...

I went away,

Far, far away.

And--and all I wanted to do was take a shower.

And...

And you were there, and you and you.

But it's true!

And--and I'll never run away again

Because...

Now I know there's...

There's no place like my shower!

Hey, clavis! Wake up.

The show's over.

Oh, yeah. Kick it!