02x21 - Good Burger Special

[bunniefuu]

- Hey, guys, where is our food?

- Man, we ordered that food about three hours ago.

- Mm-hmm.

- This is absolutely ridiculous.

Where did you guys order from?

- Oh, excuse me.

Good Burger delivery. Come and get it.

[chuckles dimly]

- Man, where have you been?

- Uh, let's see...

Uh, football games, concerts,

Australia, the bathroom...

- No, man. He means you're late.

- Uh...no?

- Look, never mind. Just give us our dinner.

- Oh, okay. Check it.

All right, we got some Good Burgers

and some Good Fries and some Good Soda.

Let me see. Whoa.

[soda glugging]

- Oh, man.

- Good Buns and Good Fries with, uh, soda on them.

And ketchup...

And, oh, oh, dude, here, hold this patty.

- Ew!

Ew.

- Look, I'm really hungry, okay?

- Oh, no prob. Hold on.

Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.

Can I take your order?

[chuckles]

- Well, first of all, this isn't Good Burger.

Second of all, you already took my order!

- Oh. Happy birthday!

[chuckles]

Cool.

- Is it me?

- No, man.

Look, all she wants is her Good Burger.

- Thank you.

- Oh...

One Good Burger.

[chuckles]

- Man, who are you talking to?

There is no kitchen back there.

- Whoa, we've been robbed!

- Look, man, we're all really hungry here, all right?

- Hey, dude, you look familiar.

- Actually, you do too.

- Hmm...

- Hmm...

- Hey, look, why don't you guys watch a little TV or something

while I reassemble your food.

No charge, okay?

[chuckling] Cool.

All right, let's see... Good Bun, Good Patty...

- Josh, would you turn the TV on, please?

- I will.

- Fresh out the box, stop, look, and watch.

Ready yet? Get set.

It's "All That."

- ♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪

- ♪ Check it, check it, check it ♪

♪ Now this is just an introduction ♪

♪ Before I blow your mind ♪

♪ This show is all of that ♪

♪ And yes we do it all the time ♪

♪ So sit your booty on the floor or in a chair ♪

♪ Ground or in the air ♪

♪ Just don't go nowhere ♪

♪ 'Cause everything we do ♪

- ♪ Is all of that ♪

- ♪ When entertaining you ♪

- ♪ We all of that ♪

- ♪ My posse and my crew ♪

- ♪ Is all of that ♪

- ♪ So sit still 'cause we're coming right back ♪

- ♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪

- ♪ Check it out ♪

- ♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪

- Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.

May I take your order?

- Yeah, I'd like one Good Burger with cheese,

extra ketchup, mayonnaise,

no mystery sauce, no pickles, no lettuce,

and extra onions on half.

- One Good Burger.

Want any fries with that?

- Are you sure you got my order?

- Don't worry about it. Want any fries?

- No, that's okay.

- Zero fries.

That'll be bucks.

- bucks?

It says $. right up there.

- Oh, okay, $..

Your number's .

[chuckles]

Number , your food's ready.

- Excuse me!

I asked for no pickles, and look, there's pickles on it.

I knew you were going to screw it up!

I knew it.

- Now it's pickle-less.

- Ew, this is disgusting!

I'm never coming here again.

This place bites.

- Whoa.

Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.

May I take your order?

- Yeah, I'll just have a strawberry shake.

- Okay.

[slurps]

- Hey, you just took a sip of that!

- Uh...no?

- No? Look, it's all over your face.

Hey, did anybody see that?

That kid just took a sip of my shake.

I'm not paying for this. No, sir.

- You still want your shake?

- Ugh, nasty. Ew!

- Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.

May I take your order?

- What comes with a "Good Meal"?

- One Good Meal.

- Wait a second. I didn't say that I wanted one.

I asked what comes with one.

- Cancel good meal.

- Whoa, wait a second. I still might want one.

I just need to know what it comes with.

- Why don't we read it together?

One good meal contains

one Good Burger, one Good Fry,

and one Good Soda.

- Hmm. How is it?

- Good.

- I'll take it.

- Good!

Uncancel Good Meal.

- Excuse me.

I ordered this burger rare.

It's well-done.

- Thanks!

- I don't think you quite understand.

Look at this. This burger is very well-done.

- You're nice!

Let me tell the boys.

Hey, fellas, there's a dude up here

who says his burger's well-done.

Keep up the good work, fellas.

[chuckles]

- I'm going to write a letter to your manager.

- Thanks, dude!

[chuckles]

Where were we?

- I had the good meal.

- One Good Meal.

- No, you already ordered it.

- I know. I just heard me.

- No, earlier. You ordered it earlier.

- Cancel one Good Meal.

That'll be bucks.

- Here's a $ bill.

- Whoa! Thanks, lady.

- I would like change, please.

- What's wrong with the way things are?

- Look, just give me back my $, all of it.

- Here. Why?

- This is the last time I come here.

I'm going to Great Burger.

- Cool, bring me one.

- No!

- Cancel one Good Meal.

Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.

Is there anything in my nose?

- I don't know.

[scoffs]

- ♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪

- ♪ Oh, awesome dude ♪

♪ Whoa, dude ♪

[drumming]

♪ Oh, awesome dude... ♪

- Good day, Ed.

This is our new employee, Beth.

I want you to show her

what a good job we do here at Good Burger.

So good luck. We open in five minutes.

Good-bye.

- Hi.

[dreamy trill, thumping heartbeat]

- Whoa...

I guess I should show you around.

Uh, this is a counter.

And, uh, that's a tree.

And, uh, check this out.

[chuckles]

This is a milkshake machine.

Look inside.

Come on.

That's all shake in there.

[chuckles]

- Cool.

- Yeah.

- Hey, my earring fell in.

- Oh, stand back. I'll save it.

Oh...

Sorry, this is just a shoe.

Well, you know what?

You don't even need an earring,

'cause your ear is cute

all by itself.

- Hey, look over there.

- Okay.

Uh...

[spray hissing]

Okay, you can turn around now.

No... No, I meant towards me.

- [chuckling] Oh.

Look!

[spray hissing]

Uh, uh, never mind.

- Hey, you smell good.

- I'm April fresh.

[bell dinging]

- Hey, here come the customers.

What do I do?

- Hey, just watch me, all right?

Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.

May I take your order?

- One Good Strawberry Shake.

- One Good Strawberry Shake.

That'll be bucks.

- bucks? Are you serious?

- Okay, $..

You're number .

- ?

But I'm the first customer.

I should be number one.

- Sorry, someone else is number one in my heart.

- Just give me my shake.

- [giggles excitedly] Isn't he cute?

- Yeah, he should be a muppet.

- You make fast-food service seem so simple.

- Well, I try to think of myself as simple.

I try not to clutter up my brain with a lot of thoughts.

- Hello? Can I order?

- Excuse me!

There's a shoe in my milkshake.

- Uh...no?

- What do you mean, "no"?

Look: shoe in my milkshake.

I did not pay good money for this.

- Okay, just keep it. No charge.

- I'm confused and angry.

- She seemed confused.

- And angry.

- Yeah.

- [sighs]

Yes, I'd like two Good Burgers, some extra Good Ketchup,

Good Eggs, Good Biscuits, Good Napkins, Good Oatmeal--

- Uh, excuse me, ma'am. Can you hold on a second?

We're lost in thought here, all right?

One sec.

[dreamy music]

[thinking] I'm lost in thought.

- [thinking] He seems lost in thought.

- She's so pretty, just like a...

like, uh...

like someone who's pretty.

- I hope he thinks I'm pretty.

- I do.

- He'd be the coolest boyfriend.

- Some vegetables are green.

- I wonder if he'll call me and ask me out on a date.

- I want to call her and ask her out on a date,

but I don't know how...

to use a phone.

- Ed is so easy to spell.

- My foot's cold.

Hey, I'm missing a shoe.

- Will someone take my order?

- Huh?

Oh, uh.

Beth...

it's time.

- But I can't!

- Beth, it's time.

- Okay, um...

[impersonating Ed] Hello, Welcome to Good Burger,

home of the Good Burger.

Like, can I take your order?

- Whoa!

- Hello?

Hello?

Hello!

I'd like two Good Burgers, please.

both: One Good Burger. That'll be bucks.

Okay, $..

- [sighs]

- Oh, I think I'm in love.

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪

- Man, are you finished yet?

- Oh, no, not yet. Hold on.

- No, I don't mean finished eating.

Why haven't you finished putting our food together, man?

[everyone complaining simultaneously]

- Look, you guys watch some more TV,

and I'll go to Good Burger and bring your food, okay?

- Oh, yeah? And when you gonna come back, Valentine's Day?

- It's a deal. See ya.

- What? Wait a minute...

Man!

- Arrgh!

- Man, we should have ordered from Pizza Hole, like I said.

- No, man, let's just give him one more chance

and watch some more TV.

- All right. - Fine.

- Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.

May I take your order?

- Like, hi, what do you put on your Good Burgers?

- Personally, a lot of ketchup.

- Oh, like, no, not what you put on it.

What comes on a Good Burger when you order one?

- Oh, mystery sauce.

- Okay, like, what's the mystery sauce?

- Ketchup.

- Uh, like, what else comes on a Good Burger?

- One Good Burger.

- I, like, didn't order that!

- You didn't order what?

- A Good Burger!

- One Good Burger.

- [screeches]

- Hey, lady, we don't deliver.

Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.

May I take your order?

- Uh, yeah, I'd like, uh, one Good Burger

with, uh, Good Cheese and...

all the money in the cash register!

- One Good Burger with Good Cheese

and all the money in the cash register.

[people screaming]

- Hey, where you goin', dude?

What?

Uh, you're number .

That'll be bucks.

- No, this is a robbery!

- Okay, $.. Uhh.

- I don't think you understand.

- Look, dude, I don't mean to be cranky,

but you're really holding me up here.

- Exactly, I'm holding you up here.

That's what I've been trying to tell you the whole time.

- Uh...

No?

[sensational music]

♪ ♪

- Whoa, that was windy.

- It looks like we have a robbery in progress.

Stand aside now.

- Who are you?

- I'm Super Dude, the teenage superhero,

and I have powers far beyond those of mortal dudes.

I'll show you.

[sensational music]

[table shatters]

- whoa, it broke!

- That's right.

I have the strength of many big men.

I'm faster than a fast car,

and I can jump higher than a very tall tree.

I also enjoy gardening, knitting,

and sometimes I just want to cuddle.

- Whoa, that's pretty cool, but we're not hiring right now.

You can fill out an application if you want.

Super food, here you go...

- That's Super Dude, and I'm not here for a job,

but thanks.

I'm here to pick up this nasty robber.

- Whoa, how did you know his name was Robert?

- Silence!

You're coming with me.

- You're not going to take me without a fight.

- Don't make me giggle!

- Wait, wait, I know who you are.

You're that lactose-intolerant superhero.

Yeah, that's you.

Whoa, yeah!

- Lactose intolerant?

- Yeah, you know, like, dairy products freak him out.

You know, like, milk and other dairy products,

like, uh...milk

and stuff with, like, milk in it.

- So dairy products can defeat this so-called Super Dude,

much like this milkshake.

- No, dude, it has to be something with milk in it.

- There is milk in this milkshake.

How about a sip, Super Dude?

- No, not a milkshake.

Stop. You'll harm me.

You'll harm me.

Ah!

- Thanks for the tip, kid.

I'm out of here.

Have a "good" day.

- Geronimo!

Come here, dude.

Hey, buddy, you have to pay for that milkshake.

That'll be bucks, dude.

- Will someone who's not sitting on a robber

get this milkshake off my chest?

- There you go, Super Dude.

- Oh...

I'll take it from here.

You're going to prison, fella.

- Drats. Spoiled again.

- There's no use crying over spilled milk.

[laughs loudly]

- [laughs half-heartedly]

I don't get it.

- Burger is up.

- I'll take this robber to go and one Good Burger, no cheese.

Cheese has milk in it.

- Here, Super Dude.

Take this one on the house.

- Stay right there.

Oh...

Thank you.

[grumbling] Come on.

- Uh-oh, I think I gave him the one with the cheese on it.

- Up, up, and--uh...

[Super Dude groaning]

- Bummer, dude.

[chuckling]

[TV clicks off]

- He's still not back.

- I'm ba-ack.

- Finally! - Where were you?

- Calm down, calm down.

I got good news.

I went back to Good Burger and told my manager, Mr. Bailey,

how you guys' food got all disassembled on the way here,

so he told me to bring you guys seven double Good Meals,

no charge.

[everyone cheers]

- So, uh... where's our Good Meals?

- Well, see, that's the sad part.

I was driving here in the Good Burger mobile, you know,

and your food fell out the trunk onto the street,

got runned over by a bus.

And, well, I managed to rescue one Good Burger.

I'll go get it.

- Man, I told you we should have ordered

from Pizza Hole, man.

- Don't yell at me.

- Hey, that'll be bucks.

- Gross!

- Man, that's disgusting, man.

You expect us to eat that?

- I know.

- Yep. - Yep.

- ♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪

- ♪ Check it, check it, check it ♪

♪ Now this is just an introduction ♪

♪ Before I blow your mind ♪

♪ This show is all of that ♪

♪ And yes we do it all the time ♪

♪ So sit your booty on the floor or in a chair ♪

♪ Ground or in the air ♪

♪ Just don't go nowhere ♪

♪ 'Cause everything we do ♪

- ♪ Is all of that ♪

- ♪ When entertaining you ♪

- ♪ We all of that ♪

- ♪ My posse and my crew ♪

- ♪ Is all of that ♪

- ♪ So sit still ♪

- Hey, Clavis, wake up. The show's over.

- Oh, yeah. Kick it.